Chapter 1719 – Gummo Gaiden – The Life of a Transcendent

“Give me back!”
“Uh. It’s no joke more than being caught by the person himself.”

It’s not your room, are you drinking tea with Kim Katt Dakimakura in a place like this?

This is not Shahran’s room. That is the main hall. If you come there with a gate and come across a scene like this, you have no choice but to impose sanctions.

Like this shameful woman,

“Why are you taking away even that pleasure! Is it a sin to like it!”

Shahran, of course, exclaimed overreacting as usual. He must be older than Cloudy, but he’s a complete child. Still, since she’s younger than Risha, can she be called a child? I’m getting confused with my sense of age these days.

“I got caught, so I have to steal it dude.”

Anyway, I don’t care if Shahran likes me or not.

“Please! Just take a look!”

Even if you fucking play with it, if you play with it in a room where you are alone, how can I take it away? There’s no need to break into Shahran’s room.

It’s a crime not to observe security.

“Uh. Don’t look at me. Go away. Do you think you’ll listen to that request?”
“It’s a pillow I’m attached to…!”
“I don’t have it!”
“Aaaaagh!”

Despair itself!

“Chuckling.”

Seeing the grown-up elf do that made me laugh. She is always like a pleasant woman. Actually, in the past, I felt almost like a psychopath, but these days, it’s fortunate that I’m just a bit outgoing.

The first time I saw it, it was just a psycho itself. It’s less psycho these days.

“Don’t just laugh, listen to me! I’ll give you another pillow! But that’s all…!”
“There are more? Everything is confiscated.”
“Because you can do it!”

I don’t know the standard.

“Please!”

Eventually, it got to the point where Shahran lunged at me, almost jumping. Of course, he took a step and easily avoided it. Even so, she did not give up on Shahran.

ㅡ Wow!

It hugged my calf.

“Save me! That’s my life!”
“Oh, you son of a bitch! Give up a bit! Go out with the elven men!”
“No! I’m not satisfied!”

The elven men aren’t full of sex.

But.

It is this man named Katt Kim who oversees the concept of sexiness and coolness itself. Can not help it. Women who see me can’t help but raise their eyes extremely high.

But that’s what life is like. Few beings can get their hands on what they want. It’s only possible for me. Even if all the women in the world wanted to be mine, it couldn’t be done.

“I hate elves…!”

If you don’t like elves, you should mate with humans.

“Then date a human.”
“Aren’t you asking me why I hate elves?”
“Why me.”
“Then I’ll tell you.”

Oh shit.

I didn’t ask.

“You know. The fact that the elves imprisoned me here. However, because the Heavenly Demon saved me… And finally set me free… So this feeling is amplified even more! Even though I came out of the cage, I can’t reach you. You!”
“What a tragedy that is!”

What a great tragedy!

“But a tragedy is beautiful when it’s a tragedy. It goes tragically, Shahran!”
“Haaaaagh!”

In the end, Shahran couldn’t stand the deal and fell out.

“Forget your foolish ambitions.”
“Is love ambitious?”
“Uh.”

What new wives do you have now? Elijah left the last train. Everyone has children and is raising them, so what?

“Hey, hey. More than that.”
“What do you mean, more than anything? This is the most important topic.”
“Not to me.”

ㅡHurt!

I created a chair with my own power and sat on it.

“Rather than anything these days? It’s an elf country, no. Is this an elf administrative district running very well?”
“Oh…!”

When she gave her the compliment she had to, Shahran immediately blushed at her.

“Chi, a compliment…”

To like

“That’s why I’m very satisfied. Keep doing this in the future. Elves should blend in well with this world.”

Because of racial differences, Elven Forest left the form of a nation for quite a long time, but eventually it was incorporated into an administrative district as it was assimilated.

“Yes, yes…! I’ll do as you say. Chi, thanks for the compliment.”
“You have to praise something to praise. Well, that’s why I came to see it.”

Everyone should see it once.

“It would be nice if you could come see more…”
“You always suck, so you don’t come unless it’s like this, dude.”
“Black!”
“Don’t pretend to cry.”
“Ah, by the way, how is the World Tree?”
“I’m doing so damn well. I’m just hanging around all the time.”
“Looks like you’re having a good time.”
“Uh. And sometimes I take it out and use it when I need it.”

The World Tree has practically become my Chikorita.

Completely possessed by my barrier, and following my orders.

I have no intention of liberating myself. It ate too many elves souls. It makes sense to keep it like a Pokémon and take it out whenever you need it.

But he liked that he was freed from his duties.

“I want to get caught too.”
“I won’t catch you.”
“Swap the World Tree with me!”
“Paddle.”

Can change

Well, I spent a short time talking moderately with Shahran. There were a few stories to tell about elves.

“But you’re popular on Earth.”
“Ah. On the Internet.”
“Uh.”

The Internet was also created, so information about this world was passing to Earth. The most representative ones are things about me and other small things.

Shahran seemed to be somewhat popular due to the fact that she was once an elven queen.

“I know that. The Internet is fun too.”
“Then do your best.”
“You won’t even confiscate the photo folder, right?”
“Why do you collect things from the Internet?”
“Ah! Permission granted!”

Do you think this kid is suspicious?

But she didn’t want to go after it, so she decided to leave it alone.

“Ah, by the way, Heavenly Demon-sama. Her children her have grown up very nicely.”
“Isn’t it.”
“I can give birth to such a straight child-“
“Conflict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

ㅡHwaaaaagh!

“Aaaaagh!”

At the same time as a gust of wind blew, Shahran flew away. So here we go. Without hesitation, I opened the gate and left the elven province. Whose child will this bastard give birth to!

*           *

“Hey. Mariel you bastard.”

Are you talking to the back of my head that was walking in front of me?

“This voice is incredible!!!”

ㅡFluffy!

Mariel jumped up and looked back at me in amazement.

“How come this bastard has n’t changed at all? His reaction his is always the same.”
“Isn’t that the same as the Heavenly Demon!”

Saying that anyone who sees me would do the same, Mariel greeted her, preparing to raise her guard.

“Oh, long time no see. Heavenly Demon. The reason why I don’t use extreme honorifics… Is because the Heavenly Demon doesn’t need to use them herself. So don’t be angry.”
“Damn it. I’ll hit you with it. Oh. This fucker.”
“Sir Buralum…”

Calling fists.

“I called because I saw something on the way. I think it was unlucky.”
“It’s as you say.”
“Clap your fists.”
“Aaaaagh!”
“You didn’t hit me, but you screamed?”
“Help me!”
“Don’t be silly. How are you these days?”
“What?”

Mariel’s appearance she did not change at all. If there’s one thing she’s changed, it’s that the clothes she’s wearing are getting tighter. Even if she looked like that, she wasn’t Liz’s sister’s henchman. She was told that she got a lot of money and that she was being taken care of this and that.

Still, Liz noona is overflowing with her loyalty to her and is taking good care of her old subordinates to her. She does, of course, but she does as much work.

“Greetings… Well, needless to say, I’m doing well. Guild leader. No. You’re the queen now. But that’s a title I’m not used to.”

It is.

“I am working face-to-face with the queen, so there can be no shortage. I live a very rich life. To be honest, I am very happy. I have achieved great success.”

—Ssiik.

Mariel smiled softly as she said that. When she thinks of her older sister Liz, she looks like she’s looking up.

“Ah, my stomach suddenly swollen all of a sudden.”
“What?!”
“Mariel is doing well and she’s a boat. When she first saw her, she was just trying to sell it? Do you remember?”
“No! Still talking about when! How many years do you think it was!”

Mariel screamed at her in horror. How dare this bastard scream at the emperor? Of course, since I have a big heart, I decided to just keep it in my heart and move on.

Hehe, I’m the kind of person who would keep things until the end if I didn’t like them once.”
“What a god and an emperor…!”
“That’s the heavenly horse, Kim Kat. I’m originally like that.”

But whatever it is, Mariel is an acquaintance. She’s never been directly harassed by anything, has she?

“So, it’s time for contribution.”
“Save people! Aaaaa!”

At the same time as throwing her jokes her, as Mariel screamed at her for her sincerity her, she ran away, so I just let her go. I have to tell Liz-noona.

*           *

And she came to see Meria as scheduled.

“Hey! This is a complete boss!”
“See? My wealth?”

As Lina said, Meria greeted me wearing a luxurious fur coat and her sunglasses. This is another kind of sloppy joke, but it is by no means meant to be demeaning.

Because it’s a pretty popular fashion. The perfect fashion for Meria, a popular president.

“Uh. Fuck rice by my standards.”
“How can I defeat the emperor?”

Of course, the rich man’s fashion can’t beat the real rich man’s pants. Purple. I’m wearing a top and bottom that looks like a dopo.

“At first glance, it seems like they’re getting along really well. I remembered it once, so I came here.”
“If you come, it’s an honor for me.”
“Come on. Glory to your heart’s content. So what are you doing these days? Copson is training hard on mana. Do you want to do something too?”
“I can feel it too? As you said, I’m taking some time to practice mana. Mana is essential to live a long time.”
“Yes. You still look young.”
“You’re actually young!”

It did change over the years, though. It won’t change any more if you train hard while eating the elixir.

Well, I talked about it while drinking tea with Meria. Then she said as Meria picked up her coat her.

“Oh, but. I’m designing fashion again these days? Look at this. I designed this fur coat.”

Was it you

“It’s fine.”

It’s kinda okay
Like it.

“Isn’t it? If the queens want to buy clothes, tell them to come here. I’ll design them myself. But you worked with Queen Cloudy, right? Just leave it to me. I’ll make it cheaper.”

You’ve become a business man to give the emperor a cheap price. That is really cool. But what about buying clothes?

“Hey, Meria.”
“Yes?”
“Actually, queens don’t buy clothes.”
“Huh? What? What the hell are you talking about? You don’t buy clothes?”
“Like this.”

ㅡHurt!

Created a piece of clothing directly above your hand.

It’s not even a matter of making things using power.

“No! It’s against the rules! I have to buy clothes and wear them! What if I make them with god powers and wear them!”
“Don’t bring market logic to God, ahaha.”
“What are you talking about!”
“Chuckling.”

But I don’t go crazy, and this is the most comfortable.