Chapter 175 – Dance With the Orcs

“Wake up bastard. Are you leaving in the morning?”

When she opened her eyes, Winia in a robe was looking down at me. Is it morning? It must have happened first, and he shook me awake while I was still asleep.

“Uh, uh huh…? Is it morning already? I have to get up…”
“Drink the bastard water.”
“Oh, thank you.”

Winia handed over her canteen. As she took it without thinking, she remembered that she had done something pretty bad in the drunkenness yesterday.

What the hell am I doing
Guilt crept in.

“Oh, Winia…”
“Yes why?”
“Yesterday, that. That’s it.”
“Yesterday?”
“…I’m sorry for being so mean. I think I did it because I was drunk.”

Even though Winia tried to punish me, it was a level of eccentricity that was understandable because it was Winia. Normally, she would have just skipped over it. I lost my self-control because of the alcohol. It must have hurt her to have been driven that way.

Putting the two side by side like that…

It’s literally human trash Kimkat.

Deeply regret

But what happened in the middle?

Looking back, I couldn’t remember it at all. Seeing her back her hurt, it seems like she did something violent. My last memory was cut off after I started the act with Winia and Cloudy standing.

Black out.

I tried to recall… But it was impossible.
The film seems to have been cut off.

“Cuck-cuck. What are you talking about, you fucking bastard. Well, I think that was too much for me. I got an apology from the bastard, so that’s fine. Did you think about apologizing as soon as you woke up in the morning? That’s wonderful!”

For some reason, Winia, who had a high tension, tousled my hair.

Come to think of it, my skin seems to be glowing… What on earth did I, who lost my memory, show a wild horse-like aspect to Winia, who had been persistently attacking for so long, becoming so friendly all of a sudden…!

I felt a chill…!
I was so afraid of the possibility of a man like me!

Mara Papiyas!

“Wake that bastard up too.”
“Hmm? Huh.”

Cloudy was holding my waist with both arms. He tumbled her hair and touched her ear her to wake her up, and immediately her eyes her began to open slowly after groaning. Vertical pupils in the eyes Her shining orange like topaz. Eyes like a cat

“Cutt…”
“Oh.”

Claudy woke up and suddenly lifted her upper body and kissed her abruptly. Umm… From morning? Once accepted, Winia forcibly removed Cloudy.

“Sister, do some work.”
“Huh… I want to do more.”
“Damn it. Wake up quick. And bastard me too.”

Lips that were forcibly taken away again.
Winia this time.

Winia, who had been intertwining her tongue for a moment, removed her lips her… Her saliva her stretched like a thread and then broke, which looked very lewd. Damn. It swelled up again.

“Yeah, yeah. That’s right. Wake up bastard. He said he’s leaving in the morning. If I don’t get ready from now on, I’ll be late.”
“Yes… Winia. But aren’t you too calm today?”
“Are you dissatisfied? Do you mind if I treat you well?”
“Oh, no. What the fuck. It’s just because I like it.”
“…”

Anyway, I immediately went into the shower to wash my face. Today, Cloudy is coming too. No, I usually stick to it like this, but today it was especially severe. What the hell happened? What is it that Winia, who was sharp, is also dying, and Cloudy is in a state of heat like this?

“Cloudy. What the hell happened? To be honest, I don’t remember much from the middle because I was drinking. Please explain.”

I asked Claudy, who came in after me.

“Eh? You don’t have memories?”
“Yeah, why did Winia be so kind?”
“Hmm… Huh, did she make it sound like that and she forgot to eat it?”
“It rang! What the hell is going on!”

Cloudy laughed out loud as if he was having fun, and she reached out his hand her to caress my things.

“With this… Ah, Kat. Yesterday was really good. Do you love me?”
“Uh… I love you too.”
“He really looked like a beast. Shall we just rest today? Looking at it, it looks like he’s still standing? Hehe, are you still not satisfied with all that you’ve done? You’re full of energy.”

I don’t know the English language, but good is good. Since I kept the smiles of Cloudy and Winia, wouldn’t I have done my duty as a stallion?

“By the way, yeah. Let’s refrain from making sudden waking noises. Everything else was good, but the sudden nonsense broke my concentration… What the hell are UFOs and the Vietnam War about?”

What the hell is going on with the Sea Pearl UFO and the Vietnam War?
Did I say that?

“What is that?”
“That’s what you said.”
“I don’t know… I don’t remember.”

Then I washed up and got out and put on my clothes.

After putting on new pants and a cotton tee, I put on my new quilted armor and put on my sword belt. And wears breastplates and boots. The finish is completed by wearing a greaves and wearing a gauntlet.

It’s a fully armed Kim Katt.

Winia, who had been waiting, opened the door.

“Bastard. Didn’t you say you were going to hunt an orc today? Uhm, honestly, I’d like to be able to do it with bastard skills, but that’s enough to see how I caught a big kobold guardian.”
“Is that so? That’s right. Winia. Have you caught some orcs?”

Come to think of it, it’s an orc.

Winia probably knows best about orcs. After all, he’s a seasoned adventurer than me. When I was flirting with F-rank, I must have used my skills as a wizard to gain knowledge.

“Sometimes. During the hunting season, I paid a lot of money… They look like bastards, so it’s a little cute.”
“What?”
“Looks like a bastard fuck.”
“No, why are you suddenly saying such harsh things!”
“I’m kidding. It’s so cute when a bastard is silent.”

Damn it breaks my heart

Came out anyway. Time is morning. It’s the time we promised to meet with Copson. I don’t know what I said, but it seemed like I was going to catch an orc.

Winia seemed to be fine, and Cloudy looked satisfied, saying that she had only killed desert orcs, but she had never killed any green orcs here. It explains that killing a new one is always welcome.

“Because Hel-Khan always recommends killing new beings.”
“You’re too bloody.”
“I can’t help it. Shrudyk was such a place.”
“I thought it was a tough place to live, maybe.”

The endless desert and the wars between monsters and dark elves over an oasis. Because it was such an inhospitable place, the trend of believing in warrior gods was prevalent. As we walked while chatting like that, Copson waved his hand from the other side.

“Barbarian! You’re here! I’ve been waiting for you!”
“Did you get in well?”
“Thanks! I owe you… But isn’t that Mr. Winia?”
“Oh, you bastard. Hi.”

Copson looked a bit taken aback when he saw me accompanied by two women. Come to think of it, she once consulted with this guy that he was worried about two women. He said fuck me straight away and slammed me.

Copson, who grabbed me, whispered in my ear.

“Barbarian? What’s going on? Two women…”
“Well, that’s right. As you imagine.”
“I can’t believe it…! Something must be wrong with this world!”
“I think so too.”
“This, you fucking barbarian!”

I’m sorry, Copson.
You too, hurry up and get a lover.

But when I saw it, if I did n’t do something with that chin, I think she’d be her girlfriend her, let alone her boyfriend her… Well, it can’t be helped. There are better friendships than love in this world, right?

“Umm… Anyway, Barbarian Shack. I’m planning to leave now… Will it be okay?”
“What are you asking? I’m here to work today.”
“In that case, come on. I have prepared something for you today.”

Copson cleared his throat and pulled a roll of paper from his bosom her. Is it a map? Having folded the scroll, he showed it to me.

“It’s a map of the area I got out at dawn. This is the Baron Dodens territory.

Copson next to him pointed his finger at him, but he couldn’t quite figure out what was what. Because I didn’t know how to read maps professionally. Still, I got the feeling that this is what it is.

“Uh. This is the Baron Dodens territory?”
“That’s right. I heard that for some reason orc tribes started raiding the village owned by Baron Dodens, and they have already formed an army and destroyed it. However, Orcs who are familiar with the forest fled here and there, Sounds like a troublesome situation.”

Copson, bright for information, began to explain eloquently. I don’t know anything else, but this guy was a very bright ear in this direction.

He is a bastard who seems to have taken a hit on information gathering and affinity. This can also be called a talent, but he is a guy who will succeed anyway.

“So, between Isvant and the Barony. I’m sure there are some defeated Orcs somewhere here. Even if you catch just one, you get 1 silver. Well, Orcs are smart, so you might be able to capture decent things. They say they like to dress up, so I don’t know if I’ll be able to acquire quite a bit of cash.”

Orcs adorn themselves with shiny things?
He briefly called Winia to ask about it.

“Sometimes it’s because they like to show off. They do shit like bastards do shit. They make necklaces out of silver coins.”

Bombshell that follows.

Winia said it was nothing, but the necklace made of silver coins had the power to literally break the world.

“Ugh, a necklace with silver coins!”
“Silver Amulet!”

Copson and I climaxed at the same time.

“Fuck! Let’s go!”
“I’m going right away! Miss Winia! And Ms. Cloudy…? Can we leave right now?”
“Yes. Let’s go.”

Cloudy replied,

So we went out the gate. A silver coin… A necklace! My heart felt like it would explode! Were these orcs actually bastards like treasure goblins?! My shocked heart couldn’t calm down.

“I only have a friend’s friend.”

Winia approached and whispered to me.
It’s embarrassing, but it’s true only this time.

“A necklace made of silver coins…!”
“Cook-Cook. I love it. Of course it’s not common. A bastard asshole isn’t common in the world, right? There are just that proportion of them.”
“Why do you keep equating me and the Orcs!”
“Because it’s cute.”

After going out of the gate, a well-maintained road unfolded. There is a road like this until the middle, but it gets cut off after a while. Now, where should I start my search?

“Bastard. Ask your friend for a map.”
“Huh? Yes.”

I went to Copson in the lead and got guidance. She said that Winia would take care of it herself, so she readily gave it to her. Because Winia is the most seasoned among us.

“Um… They’re defeated orcs. They can’t stand the soldiers. They must have run away after being beaten… Go in and search around the valley. They’ll set up a base near the water.”

Winia started talking like a real smart wizard. Certainly… She’s as believable as the size of those breasts. She even seemed to have memorized her map by looking at it properly, and asked her to take the map back.

“Hey Copson. I heard that if Winia searches around the valley, she’ll come out.”
“Valley. You’re a wizard, after all. But a barbarian. What’s the reason? I’m talking seriously. Would you like me to teach you some tricks? What should I do to get a woman?”
“Once you work out and tone her muscles her, then the woman follows.”
“Is that it…!”

Honestly, even if I were a woman, if I saw my strong body of her, it was clear that I would fall in love in less than three seconds. The wild scars that appear all over the body, including the face, are a kind of bonus.

I am an attractive male.

Copson, well, as long as he builds up his muscles his, he can somehow become a macho.

“Have you tried registering for a guild? Mutu said the guild offers a discount on joining fees.”
“Discount… Well, it’s attractive, but where’s the money for that? If you have money, bring it to the arena and the bar.”
“His arena his… Oh, that’s right! Damn Durban! Have you seen him?”
“I haven’t seen it yet. I haven’t seen it lately.”

The lead is me and Copson.
And behind them Winia and Cloudy.

I proceeded with caution while chatting with Copson, and Winia gave directions to us while chatting to Claudy from the back. After walking for such a long time, I found a downhill road that went down into the valley.