Chapter 231 – Crusaders

“—-Pour it!”

The shirtless, muscular zealot shouted ferociously.

The pub was truly a scene of madness. All the seats were occupied by machos dressed in all sorts of bizarre armor, singing incomprehensible chants and shouting prayers.

“Ah, ahaha…”
“City members, since our good-hearted church members are providing hospitality with a good heart, there is no need to feel burdened.”

And at the center were me and Elise.

“Take a drink! Friend! No matter what god you believe in, if the goal is to wipe out evil beings, then we are friends!”

After saying that, the black pantyhose priest held out a glass of wine.
It’s all good, but I’m too burdened with your outfit.

I took a drink

“Brother Arcio is a very flexible person, contrary to his appearance.”

Certainly, no compromise could be found in his attire. Ultimate flexibility can be said to be something that deviated from the principles of the world, just like his underwear.

“That’s right?”
“That’s right.”

Elise drank the rum she was holding. A minor… Not an adult by the standards of another world. So I also drank the cup I received from the Black Panty Crusader, Archio for short.

ㅡGulp!

The rum flowed in, burning his throat.
That’s a little strong.

“Big…! It’s bittersweet!”
“That’s exciting! Drink more!”
“Huh, am I the only one drinking? Archio-san, get some too!”

I was going to give you another drink right away, so I poured it this time.
Arcio also drank at once.

ㅡQuaaaaa!!
ㅡFor the sake of the god of order!
ㅡFor!
ㅡFor the advent of paradise!
ㅡFor!

I don’t know anything else, but the surroundings were so noisy that my head was ringing. Templars and nuns are gathering among themselves, shouting and enjoying drinking and dancing.

Of course, there were a lot of people gathered at our table too.

It seemed that he was curious about Elise’s recent situation and my story of her.
We started talking while drinking the liquor that was pouring incessantly.

“That’s it…! Ezaz! Those chews!
“That’s right! The first ones I judged had their ankles cut off, tortured, and then murdered! It made me want to show them howling in misery!”

Elysee said passionately while letting out more than usual screams, perhaps because she was drunk. Seeing that made my blood boil…! Louder! A louder shout!

Koreans are a nation of excitement!

If you go somewhere and are pushed for ‘heung’, you will damage the honor of the Korean people!

“As expected, this is our Elise!”
“Looking at you growing up in a good way, it really puts my mind at ease!”
“Ezatsu! Of course, for a worm that believes in evil spirits!”

I just did it by exaggerating the cruel story at random, and the response was very good. Elise seemed to revel in recounting her own achievements her … This is a den of complete lunatics.

It felt like there were only these people in the world who could make a story about killing people so enjoyable.

I just vomited those feelings out.

“Ha-ha-ha! Kill all the wicked bastards and use them for compost! That’s the only way to recycle that trash! We have to grind it all up and make it into fertilizer!”
“You’re right! Brothers and sisters! Look at Saint Katt! This is truly the right and desirable way of thinking!”
“As expected, Elise! We are the Divine!”
“Friends! Saints! Have another drink!”
“Yes, yes! Elise is giving it to you, you should drink it!”

Crossed with Elise, the tension rises endlessly!
Now I was a Kim cut of impulse that I couldn’t stop!

“Oh, oh oh…! Your friend is such a good talker! Fertilizer! I had no idea!”
“Archio! If we get a corpse on this pilgrimage, we’ll make sure to do so!”
“Ow! Of course! The corpses of all the heretics captured in this temple are used as fertilizer! Got it!”
“Yes!”

In the midst of the confusion, the crusaders began to react seriously to the simple words.

Turning people into… Fertilizer?

I couldn’t tell if this was a drunken illusion or a truly terrifying reality. To try to put into practice what I had said as a joke was terrifying.

“Elise has eyes for people! Friend! Will you join the Light and Star Cross Society? If you are a friend, I will treat you well!”
“Haha! Thank you for your words, but unfortunately I believe in the national god!”
“Sorry, yes! But the alcohol… Is out? Owner! The alcohol is out! Don’t worry about money and bring what you have!”
“Yeah! Got it!”

While drinking like that, he became acquainted with the Crusaders of the Gwangmyeong Star Cross. As if I had come to an all-you-can-eat alcohol buffet, I was drinking until my intestines were soaked without limits, and I felt so good.

“Let’s go to Jong-ro~!”

Excited, I climbed onto the table and sang.

Right now I am shining at my peak. No matter what, the response was explosive. After passionately holding Teacher Seol Woon-do’s compass once, he shouted again vigorously!

“Death to the evil beings! Punishment! Judgment! Let’s burn all the cultists from this land!”

ㅡWaaaaa!!!

An erupting cheer!

“Oh, ohhh…! Terrible cultists! Guys! Do you know what Elise and I saw! Human meat stew, human meat stew! The goddamn cultists serving Ezath were hunting and cooking people!”

Exploding rage!

“What oh oh oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Aaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Such nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The crusaders, who were completely drunk and their faces were red, twisted their bodies at those words and started screaming. He seemed to be feeling transcendental anger at the word human meat stew… Extreme sweet potato!

It was a story that was hard for them to just skip!

Then you should give me cider!

“So, together with Elise, we tortured and killed everyone!!!!”
“Nice job, really good job!!!!!!”
“Very well done!!!!!!!!!!”
“Kuhuheugh…! Thank goodness, good luck!!!! It’s so good!!!”

You crazy bastards!

They clapped almost halfway through tears. Excessive alcohol causes an abnormality in the sensitivity circuit. Otherwise, I couldn’t have been so moved by the story of torturing and killing people.

“Kuh! Kuhh…! Victims! Victims!!!! Uhhhhh!”

Tears started to flow from my eyes as well. Requiem. Apparently at that time, I danced to honor the spirits of the victims. But that doesn’t make the pain go away.

How much it hurt

How painful was it

How sad

“Ughhhhh! God of order! How can such outrageous things exist in the world!”
“Paradise! If we don’t descend on Paradise…! The pain will never end!”
“Let’s go destroy the cultists right now!”

The crusaders burst into madness as they sobbed. The tears they shed were almost mistaken for tears of blood. Those who had been crying with blurry eyes each pulled out their weapons and raised them up.

ㅡ Correspondence.
ㅡ It’s okay.
ㅡCheolkyung!

Bizarre knife. An ax like a saw blade. Knuckles that looked like scissors, and even a skewer for pulling out the heart… It looked more like a tool of torture than a normal weapon.

“Let’s go.”
“Let’s go.”
“Pilgrimage, justice.”
“Death to the wicked.”

It was when they tried to raise their swaying bodies while shouting out their respective pledges in serious tones.

“Ah, ah. Calm down, everyone. You can’t even kill a heathen baby while you’re drunk. When you’re fully recovered, that’s when you start.”

Sera pressed the shoulders of the crusaders who were about to stand up, and said as she laid them down. Since all the crusaders had already become kkollara, they collapsed powerlessly at the touch.

…Me too.

I was exhausted and put my head on the table.

The tension was so high that I didn’t know how to control myself and gave a shit.
No more

Cloudy… Winia… Take me…

“Ugh… Saint, are you okay?”
“Looks like I’m going to fall behind…”

Elise called me with an inaccurate pronunciation, probably because she drank a lot.

“Elise. It looks like it’s very difficult. It’s better to go in and rest soon. Since you’ve been hunting pagans in the meantime, you’ll need to rest for more hunting.”
“Sister… Blalette… I’m fine…”
“It doesn’t look all right. Please take Katt Saint with you and go home. Even if Elise is fine, Katt Saint doesn’t look very distressed.”

That’s what it says.
Looks like I’ll be back now

“I see. Sister Blalette.”
“Can’t you call me sister?”
“…Sera sister.”
“Whoops. Hurry up and take him.”

At those words, Elise supported me.
Sera said to me who lowered her head.

“Saint Katt. I heard the good words today. It is truly a righteous cry itself. It is an idea worthy of imitation… If it is okay, I would like to hear about the national faith of Saint Katt next time. Well, next time We’ll see you again. You seem to be very drunk, so you’d better go in and rest.”
“Huh! Thank you for your consideration… It was just a limit…
“Huh, you’re a bit weak when it comes to drinking.”

I ate so much, but I was weak.
This woman, too, seemed quite a monster.

“Thank you for being good friends with Elise. Goodbye then.”

After that, Elise supported me and came out. She, too, was drunk, but she supported me and walked on.

“Hey, Elise. You can walk alone. You can leave.”
“Aren’t you unable to move? I’ll help you, just give me strength in your feet.”
“…Draw it. Thank you. Actually, I can’t move my body.”
“I knew it.
Hehe, are you hiccuping?”
“…I’m ashamed. Don’t tell me.”

The heavy rain that had been pouring had also subsided to some extent. In the pouring rain, she slowly walked with her body leaning on Elise.

“Sungdo-nim. Today was fun. I think there are a lot of things to learn from Seonggi-nim’s thought his. I’m very interested in ‘Confucianism’, which he believes in.”

I assure you, I never said anything that anyone could learn from today.

Why do you guys like this so much?

“Confucianism… In fact, rather than real Confucianism, my thoughts can be called fusion Confucianism arranged in the Kim Katt style.”

Buddhism and Christianity. And it is a fusion Confucianism that properly mixes my personal thoughts and the thoughts of the Central Plains Cheonma Shinkyo and meets the specifications of the other world.

It is by no means pseudo Confucianism.

“Are you talking about fusion Confucianism?”
“Yeah… It’s hard to explain, and I’ll explain every situation. There are so many. You’ll understand when you go around together.”
“…I’m looking forward to it.”

From the middle, Elysee was exhausted and began to say nothing.
So quietly

We walked down a path where only the sound of rain could be heard.

“We have arrived, saint.”
“Ugh… I’m sorry, but please take me to your room.”
“All right.”

If you get sick like this, you can’t even find your money. As I took and drank as it was given, my eyesight went round and round… It looks like it will rain tomorrow anyway, so I should just relax and rest.

ㅡ Kikkiik.

“Oh my, sister… Bastard?”

Winia opened the door.

Looking at my face her, her expression her tried to distort, but perhaps because Elise was by her side her, she let go and smiled.

“Somehow, we had a drinking party. It seems that the saint was very drunk.”
“Ugh…Is it Winia?”
“Oh, you fucking bastard. Thank you, nun. Did you bring it this far? Did you have a hard time?”
“No. Then.”

Elise handed me over to Winia and went back.
Winia took me to her chest her.

“Oh, I forgot to ask. You two didn’t drink, did you, bastard?”

Winia asked.
Well, what do you think will happen if the two of you drink?

Don’t worry, Winia. Because that never happens

“The two of them went to see the Crusaders… They were caught drinking with members of the Kwangmyeong Star Cross and ate together.”
“What? Why are they… Oh, come to think of it, the nuns were theirs. Ugh, they must be a bit insane…”

I wasn’t crazy

“It was nice to talk to you.”
“…Bastards were like that too. Oh, it’s so fucking wet. If you don’t want to sleep on the floor, just go wash up.”
“I can’t move… It’s so hard now…”
“Then sleep on the floor.”
“It’s too much, really…”

Cloudy was sleeping in bed.

I lay down on the floor forlornly.
Winia covered me with a blanket as if she had been patronizing me.