Chapter 407 – Kim Katt in the Woods

Run and walk, run and walk, repeat. I looked up at the sky in my spare time, but so far no harpies had appeared.

Are you not chasing me?

Maybe I thought so badly that I was worried alone. But once you’re in a dangerous situation, it’s better to assume the worst and act.

It’s possible that the harpies didn’t reach this far because they searched a little wider.

“Whoa.”

I leaned against a tree for a while and sat down to rest.

If you find even a well-maintained road like this, everything is OK, but for now, there is no particular way other than betting on something you discover by chance while just moving as you go.

It is quite difficult to find one’s way through the mountains.

Doesn’t it often appear in the news? There are quite a few people who go missing after climbing the back mountain. It seems that there are people who die while going mountain climbing.

Taking a deep breath, he took out the dry amount and chewed it. If I save this, I think I can eat it for up to three days. It is difficult to fall, so hunting monsters in between is essential.

Worst of all, you might have to catch and roast some young kobolds or goblins. Those bastards are filthy and tasteless.

Harpies you motherfuckers.

It cost me time and money. This was something that broke my heart. Even the wives are worried.

The next time we meet, you will not escape my judgment.

But Sesirit can take care of it.

It was entirely thanks to her that he was able to escape in the end. First of all, even if the situation was the situation, you can’t be mad at a woman who lets you touch her genitals freely for hours.

ㅡFusion Confucianism.

Cloudy told me to spread my seed widely, but it is only limited to women who can bear children. Harpies violate this law because they are egg-laying beings.

And it is also an error that she has to get pregnant right away. Cloudy intends to create a Kimkat clan after I become a strong warrior.

So, having children is a story in the distant future.

In other words, I have to mark a woman who can promise to give birth to my child later, but that doesn’t happen very often…! Cloudy! I miss you please!

ㅡPay!

I stood up in a fit.

ㅡ Jerking and bucking.
ㅡ Jerking and bucking.

Footsteps were heard. I wondered if the orcs had already arrived, so I pointed my sword at them and saw that the visitors were not orcs.

ㅡBowwow.
ㅡBuohong.

“What about these bastards?”

What appeared were bizarre mushroom people.

Watching him walk slowly through the bushes reminded me of a B-grade horror movie. The head is a mushroom, and the fungus-like body looks fragile.

ㅡBwowoah.
ㅡmuuuuung.

Those guys came up to me with their arms outstretched while wriggling.

“Myconid?”

I think it had a similar name, but I can’t remember.

Anyway, I gave up the fight and immediately left the place.

Those mushroom-like monsters spray something like powder when hit, because that can be fatal. For a moment, I went blind or fell asleep. And it can also mess up your sense of direction.

Fighting these chews is suicide.

Better to just run away.

According to lore picked up, certain mushroom monsters use their special powder to lull people into a deep sleep.

In that state, it is no different than just going backwards.

It would have been better if other monsters came and ate them. However, due to such a malicious coincidence without any mercy, the victim who wakes up without any problems has already become the host of the mushroom.

When the mushrooms growing inside him one day break through his skin his, he dies.

The moral of this lore is to run away when a mysterious mushroom monster appears. Unless he knows a sure thing to do, he’ll have to run away.

Even minor status abnormalities can be fatal in actual combat.

I tried to escape the forest skillfully while avoiding the threat.

It was when the morning of the day after that that I realized that I had lost my way.

“Fuck.”

Crawling out of the shelter I had made the day before, I bathed in the morning sun.

I couldn’t figure out where this place was. There’s a chance that a village will come out nearby, but it’s hard to see if you’ve taken the wrong road.

Have you been kidnapped farther than you thought?

ㅡ…

As I crawled out, I looked up at the sky and saw something like a large bird flying. For a moment, I thought it was a harpy, so I lowered my body again.

It is also being followed.

I just want them to quickly forget about me because they are new heads. I’ll probably give up and go back when I get tired of searching. Since they seem to be moving their places of residence often, they will also move on that cliff.

Please do so

I rode the burrow moderately and came out again.

Once you set a direction, you have no choice but to move recklessly. If you do this, you will be able to find a way for people to go.

It was around lunchtime when we walked.

It wasn’t particularly hot.
Because the forest was thick, there was a lot of shade.

And as there were many shadows, the existence that gave off the light was bound to stand out. ㅡPuttsutsutsut. The wisp appeared again.

“You fucking wisp.”

Several wisps were flying in front of them. These are spirits that are rarely seen, but since they were seen last time and again this time, is this area a concentrated habitat?

Anyway, I guess I’ll have to take a detour here too.

That’s when I thought about it and turned around.

“Human?”

I discovered something other than a wisp. No, it wasn’t a discovery, it was an eye contact. Something like a big butterfly

“Are you human?”

It was, to put it bluntly, a piece of shit like Tinkerbell.

A pretty face like a doll, and a small body like a doll. And on top of her light green hair her, splendid antennae protruded, and behind her back were the wings of an inhuman butterfly.

It was Fairy.

“Fairy?”

As far as I know, the fairies are a very cruel and terrible race of madness that originates from nightmares, possessing and tricking humans into death.

Their magical abilities are usually specialized for fantasy or hypnosis, and they use it to help make snacks for monsters.

What would happen to a human being enchanted by a fairy and entering the forest?

It is only natural that he would be devoured by monsters and face a miserable end as soon as he came to his senses after remaining in a hazy state. Fairies make such things their life’s work.

No, I even enjoy it.

A lot of people died because of his cute appearance.

Being able to communicate with these fairies and spirits was only possible for inhuman psychopathic serial killers called ‘spirituals’.

In the first place, whether it be a fairy or a spirit, in another world, they are all murderous monsters.

The Naias I saw in winter was like that, and the Soul Eater I encountered in my F-class days was in a similar context.

These pups are by no means beneficial to humans.

Rather, they are highly natural butchers born with specialized killing skills.

ㅡ go oh

He raised his fighting spirit from within. Immediately all senses return to combat. I must have gone the wrong way.

Is this the realm of these monsters?

The wisps that were flying from there had already flown around me.

“What’s going on with humans in a place like this? I’m curious, can I ask?”

Fairy asked in a bright voice, smiling broadly as if to ease my vigilance. From this point of view, she appears to be nothing but a short, winged girl.

It’s a visual that I want to keep locked up in a cage and nurtured.

However, I am not fooled.

“…I’m lost.”

Still, if we skipped the battle, there would be nothing better than that, so we decided to talk.

“Ah, you’re lost? I guess. There’s no other reason for humans to be in a place like this. Giggling!”
“That’s true. So I want to go back. Do you know if there are any human villages nearby?”
“Hmm. Do you want me to tell you that?”

If you let me know, there’s nothing better.

However, there is no guarantee that this murderous bastard really tells the town. She seems to be just a talkative asshole, so if you’re lucky, you think you can resolve it peacefully, so you give it a try.

Unlike the majority of fuck-up people, I have enough fighting power to negotiate with monsters, so I can do it.

“There’s nothing I can’t tell you if you give me a tribute!”

The fairy who pinned his chest she said.

Tribute?

“A tribute?”
“Yes! It’s an offering! We fairies have to pay tribute, but please do me a favor!”
“That’s true of humans too.”
“Is that so? Anyway! If you want to hear from me, you’ll have to pay tribute!”

Seeing him talking about offerings made it seem like Bonnie would be able to pass on peacefully. Usually, those who ask for money tend to let it go as long as you give them money because it’s business.

What should I give

Shall I give you something shiny?

I reached into my bosom, opened my wallet, and took out a copper coin.

“Will this be enough?”
“This, human coin…! But not this one!”
“Isn’t it?”
“That… There’s something shiny silver! Give me that!”

The fairy’s eyes were glistening with greed. It also seems to like shiny things. I took out a silver coin as a test.

If you make a mistake, you can get it back.

“Do you want this?”
“Yes! That’s it! Give it to me!”
“Instead, you must answer my question.”
“Fairies don’t lie!”

Among the bastards who say that, there is no bastard in this world who really doesn’t lie.

I handed her her silver coin her.

“Then, since she has paid tribute, please tell me the answer.”
“You were asking if you knew where the human village was, right?”
“Yes.”
“That…”

The fairy who embraced my 1 silver coin caught the atmosphere as if she were telling a great truth. She can of course pay as little as 1 silver if she really gives the way.

“I don’t know!”

What did I hear wrong

“Yes?”
“I don’t know! Kick kick!”
“You don’t know?”
“Yes! I don’t know where the village is! That’s my answer! You asked me if I knew where the human village was! I don’t!”

For a moment I couldn’t accept that I had been scammed. This heavenly horse, Kim Katt, was swindled by such a butterfly man…?

While I was contemplating that, Fairy laughed at me.

“Asshole! Humans are idiots! Giggles!”

It was only natural that I, who had been deceived by her, cut Fairy in two.

“This fucking bitch!!!!!”

ㅡCome on!

“Kyaaak! What are you doing! It’s dangerous!”

However, Fairy was fine.

The moment she was about to sever the fairy, her body suddenly scattered like a mirage, and her blade she went right through!

Magic!

It’s fairy magic!

After all, she’s a fairy year, so she has at least one evasion!

“What did you do all of a sudden… What a rude human being!”
“Disrespect is a fucking asshole, you motherfucker.”
“What, what?”
“Where’s the cheater bastard!!! Give me the money, you whore!!!”
“Sah, fraudulent? I’m sure I’ll answer according to the contract… Oh!!!!”

At that moment, Fairy opened her eyes wide and pointed her finger at me. I didn’t want to split this bitch’s head, but I was embarrassed. Shall I use that evasion again?

“You, you! Must be! Human! That human!”

Isn’t that what you are saying?

What do you know me

“I heard from Naias! The fairy’s feat! It’s an emergency! The fairy’s feat has appeared!”
“What’s up? Fairy feat?”

For a moment, the image of Naias, the spirit girl of winter, passed by in my mind.

Do you know the man who became the hero of a fairy?

“Everyone! The feat of the fairy has appeared!!!”

No fuck, is this a snowball rolling like this? It seems that it has been rolling like crazy since winter. How the hell am I not? Is there even a fucking fairy network out there?

No more thinking!

“Keeeee!

In the first place, since I encountered these monster bitches, I had to fight until one of them died!!!!!

“Damn it, you ona-holiday!!!”
“Profit!”

I cast the knife again to get my money back. However, this time too, as soon as my blade touched the fairy’s body, the image became blurred.

The blade passed through the fairy as it was.

“That’s an afterimage!”
“Are you really that way!”

Beyond a harpy, this time a fairy!

I immediately performed the mounted sword method and inserted a couple of attacks from the fairy!

“Kyaaak!”