## Chapter 497 – Quasi-Priest Kim Kat

The room in the corner was surprisingly neat.

He’s living in the city, so he’d naturally live in a place like this. I thought he could just go back to hell whenever he pleased, but I guess not.

More importantly, how does he make money?

“Hehehe, what do you think? Of my room? Doesn’t it smell nice?”

Hildegard said, casually taking off her coat. There was a unique scent, but… it didn’t feel like a problem.

“Open the window.”
“Oh my. But the sound might leak out?”
“How much could it leak?”
“I suppose you’re right.”

I immediately opened the window, pulled out a chair, and sat across from him. If it smells, I need to air it out. It’s definitely an aphrodisiac.

I’ll close it again once the smell dissipates a bit.

But Hildegard started quickly taking off not just her coat, but the clothes underneath as well.

“Well, I’ll give you a hand first, so please take off your clothes.”
“…You wanna die? If you take off another layer there, you’ll get peeled like an onion.”
“Excuse me? This is my space, isn’t it? Isn’t taking off my clothes my freedom?”
“You little bitch, would you say that if I pulled out my sword?”

As I stood up, halfway drawing my sword, he frantically refastened the hook of the bra he was about to take off.

“Aah! Just kidding! It’s my first time having a man in my room, so I got a little carried away. Okay, okay. Calm down and sit down.”

I’m holding back because I got the battle priest set.

“Just a moment.”

ㅡRustle.

Suddenly, Hildegard’s body was enveloped in pink smoke. I wondered what kind of trick this was, but when the smoke cleared, the human-looking woman was gone, and the succubus appeared.

“…There’s no one watching, after all.”

The monster hidden beneath the guise of a human woman was revealed.

The whites of her eyes were dyed black, wings appeared on her back, and a demon’s tail was formed. Her ears were also longer, and horns sprouted from her head. A genuine succubus.

“Transforming into a human is hard work, you know?”
“Can’t you do something about the clothes?”

At the same time, her attire became extremely succubus-like, consisting of lewd underwear. The explicit clothing barely covered even 10% of the total area of her breasts and below.

“It’s a nice sight, isn’t it? Since you’re talking to me anyway, wouldn’t it be better if I was dressed lewdly? At least, since I invited you, I want to please your eyes. Enjoy it as much as you like.”

ㅡSqueeze, squeeze.

She smiled seductively, fondling her breasts.

I’ll admit it’s damn sexy, but that’s it.

“Don’t touch your tits while you’re talking, you little bitch.”
“…There’s nothing I can do right, is there?”
“Of course there’s nothing you can do right when a guest comes. Do you even know what manners are?”

He sighed at my words.

“Haa. Human manners are difficult. But I’m so happy that you’re teaching me one by one. Hehehe, won’t you teach me other manners too? Hey, Sir. What are the manners when a woman invites a man to her room…”
“Aish, goddamn it.”

I can’t make any progress in the conversation with this bitch. Every time I say something, she tries to seduce me in a way that won’t work at all.

“Whatever. I guess I’ll have to accept it as a racial trait. Just tell me about Andromalius. I’m damn busy.”

I closed the window, feeling like the smell had dissipated a bit.

“Ah, that’s a shame. Then I’ll tell you what I know. First, could you explain the situation in detail?”

I told him the facts as they were.

The fact that there was a demon gate. The fact that Andromalius crawled out of it. The fact that I killed him. I even added what he muttered.

“Hmm… First of all, it’s quite rare for a demon’s body parts to remain. Usually, the corpses of weak demons melt away completely over here.”
“So only damn strong demons have body parts left?”
“Not necessarily… It’s easier to think of it as random. But Count Andromalius seems to be a bit of a different case.”

Hildegard leaned back in her chair, crossing her legs. She’s blatantly showing me everything now, but I’ve decided not to care.

“Perhaps Andromalius was trying to incarnate very urgently and sincerely. But that’s impossible. The stronger the demon, the longer it takes to cross over.”

The stronger the demon, the longer it takes to cross over?

That’s a plausible story.

If damn strong demons could cross over instantly, the human world would already be screwed.

Andromalius alone fought five skilled paladins, didn’t he?

Paladins are truly high-level personnel. Deadly fanaticism, murderous training, and inhuman training. They are the elite of the elite.

How much time and money does an ordinary human have to invest to become a paladin? A strong demon is as powerful as several of those paladins combined. If those guys appeared haphazardly, it would be a total disaster.

“You said you defeated Count Andromalius? It must have been an incomplete incarnation. Usually, summoning takes a very long time. Naturally, he was weakened by incarnating suddenly in a short amount of time.”

That makes sense.

In other words, if a strong demon like Andromalius were to cross over to the real world perfectly, it would take a very long time, but he was summoned in just a few minutes, resulting in a terribly weakened state.

So, to be precise, it can be said that he only had the combat power of one of his arms.

That’s why we won.

Seriously.

Then how damn strong is he in his complete state? If something like that is summoned, the entire force of the church would have to clash.

“Of course, if a demon of that magnitude were to be truly summoned, there would be various omens, so humans could defend themselves sufficiently. And there’s no reason for such a demon to manifest in this way. This incident is a bit unusual. A gate…”

Hildegard also doesn’t seem to know the details.

“Anyway, Andromalius is a very powerful demon. He can be said to be a ruler who dominates a region. A tyrant and a madman… A terrifying monster who explodes in anger if his curiosity is not satisfied.”
“Damn scary.”

If a full-power Andromalius demanded answers and threw a muscle tantrum, ordinary guys would be blown to smithereens that day. Hearing that makes it a bit scary.

“But that bastard said he would definitely come back later.”
“Hmm… Maybe? But demons that strong take a very long time to recover. We don’t know what will happen.”

When I asked, Hildegard answered as if it were nothing.

“…I see. But didn’t you get your ass kicked by me and come back in almost a month? Won’t it take him that long too?”
“Umm… I’m not that strong of a demon. Honestly, it was very dangerous at the time, but I recovered well. Maybe because of what you did to my body… Kyaa.”

He covered his chest and screamed playfully.

“Thinking about it now, it’s thrilling.”
“You crazy bitch!”
“Hehehe, yes. I guess I’m crazy. For you, Sir.”

Looking at this guy, it seems he sucked all the energy out of humans to recover back then.

Is that why he recovered so quickly!

“You sucked all the energy out of humans to recover, you little shit!”
“Yes. I’m a succubus, so of course I did.”
“I can’t forgive this. Let’s go to a better place now. Let’s go beyond.”

As I tried to draw my sword, he frantically waved his hands and shouted.

“No, no! I didn’t kill them! Put your sword away!”
“You didn’t kill them?”
“Yes! Why would I kill them when I can just take their energy! If the number of men decreases, we’ll lose out too! I just went into their dreams and sucked out a little energy. Of course, they’ll be tired when they wake up.”
“Is that so?”
“Really. Believe me. I don’t want to be hated by you by lying. I only told the truth.”
“What.”

He looks like he sincerely wants me to believe him, but I’m honestly suspicious.

Still.

“I’ll believe you.”
“Really?!”
“Even though it’s bullshit, it’s true that I gained a lot from the information you gave me. Like I said before, I’m damn grateful for that.”
“Sir…!”

Tears welled up in his black eyes. ㅡSwish, swish. His tail was also wagging wildly behind his back. Well, even though he’s a monster, it’s true that he voluntarily helped me.

“And I’m not a knight.”
“I know.”
“What? Then why do you keep calling me a knight?”
“Don’t men like to be praised like that? So I called you that because I wanted you to feel good. Human men admire knights.”

What the hell.

“Then can I call you by your name now?”
“Call me.”
“Aah!”

Upon receiving permission, he put his hands together and jumped up from his seat. Surprisingly, his thighs were soaked with arousal fluid. Why do the women around me have so much arousal fluid?

“Kat!”
“…”
“Kat, Kat, Kat, Kat?”

Then he started calling my name repeatedly.

“Kat!”
“Stop calling me, you little bitch.”
“Hehehe, hehehe…! Hiss, haa…! Haaah!”

Hildegard, who laughed as if he was enjoying it, covered his mouth and lowered his hand.

ㅡSquish, squish.

He started masturbating while touching his genitals!

“Aah, Kat, really… Calling your name… Hiss! Haaah! Hmmm!”
“You little shit! If you use me as masturbation material, I’ll kill you!”
“Kyaa!”

ㅡBang!

I immediately kicked the table to stop his actions.

“Ouch, ouch… Really, that hurts. You’re too much, really.”

Hildegard, who suddenly fell on his butt, made a crying sound.

“You really only do things that deserve to be beaten, you little bitch.”

All the gratitude I had disappeared.

“I’m sorry. I really couldn’t help it just now… K, Kat. Hehe, hehehe… Aah, I’m really happy. You allowed me to call you by your name.”

He seemed genuinely happy, but reality is harsh.

Even though I’m grateful, there’s no way I can give this bitch my energy.

“Well, I’m glad you’re happy. Anyway, I’m grateful, but don’t do this kind of shit anymore. Don’t talk about seduction or energy, just go find another man. I’m married.”
“…Why would you say that?”

As I clearly conveyed my meaning, Hildegard’s face immediately turned gloomy.

“I should just kill you, but I’m ending it with words because I’m grateful. Even if you’re sad, get a grip and go back to hell or find another man. That’s better. I’m grateful for the reward, but there’s nothing I can do for you. I can’t give you my energy.”
“Haa… Are you comforting me?”
“Halfway.”

Hildegard stood up from his seat and sighed.

Originally, the way of fusion Confucianism was to kill demons with a single blow, but fusion Confucianism also had the way of repaying favors and grudges clearly. When I weighed everything, the benefits he gave me were very great, so this is a compromise.

“It’s amazing that I’m happy about it even though I’m being rejected… You’re really too much. You got a big reward thanks to me… I think I would be satisfied if you just kept those words to yourself and pretended not to know and just talked to me…”
“Pretending to be depressed won’t work.”
“What should I do to make it work? Please tell me. What did your other wives do to get you? Honestly, I don’t know any other methods besides beauty, seduction, and aphrodisiacs. What kind of charm do human women or elf women have?”
“Uh… trade secret.”

There’s a lot of something like that.

“Anyway, this is goodbye forever. Live well, and forget about my energy.”
“I don’t want to, really. I’m going to keep following you.”
“No, I told you not to.”
“Then kill me.”
“That’s right!”

ㅡTsupat!

As I tried to draw my sword, she shouted in a panic as if making an excuse.

“Aah! I didn’t mean it! I didn’t say it seriously! I just said it because I was a little annoyed! Put your sword away, please! A woman’s annoyance! Something like that! Please understand!”
“Too bad.”
“…I believe you didn’t mean it seriously.”
“Of course I’m joking. I don’t hit people who give me money.”
“You’re really too sure of yourself…”

It can be said that I have a flexible personality rather than a sure one.

“Anyway, I’m going.”

Then let’s go back home now.

It didn’t take that long, but everyone must be up by now.

But I’m going to the lord’s castle in a week…

I don’t know how to give the greeting.