## Chapter 528 – A Useful Fellow

“Katt-nim, you’re so cool!”

Hildegard shouted in a shrill voice and tried to hug me, but I dodged using the Secretary Footwork. I have a separate task for this kid.

“Hey, Hilde, go keep watch and see if anyone’s coming.”
“Isn’t my help needed?”
“I’ll take it from here.”
“Ohoho, I understand! Then I’ll go keep watch!”

This bastard listens well.

As Hildegard went out through the shattered door, only me, the demon, and the kidnapper remained in the dark basement.

“…”

The thick smell of blood and scattered small bone fragments assaulted my mind. If I let my guard down even a little, my head might completely spin… Endure, Kim Katt!

The Heavenly Demon never lets his mental state collapse!

“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!”

No one can look at this horrific scene and not go crazy!

Even Buddha, Hwanung, and King David would immediately tear at their hair and scream if they saw this! Denying reality is a bonus.

“This isn’t realaaaaaaa!!!!!!”

An uncontrollable impulse exploded within me.

“Kheheuk…! W-What the hell! Human…! Just a human!!! Just a humaaaaan!!!”

The grotesque demon called Dedalt was impaled on the wall by the Heavenly Demon Sword, blood gushing from his abdomen.

He was struggling to pull out the sword with his chubby arms, but there was no way he could pull out something I, with my own strength, had stuck in him while he was so injured.

There’s nothing to worry about.

Demons don’t die from something like this.

“Kkeueueueuk… Keuheuk!”

The kidnapper was also lying face down over there, clutching his cheek and spitting blood.

The suppression was perfect.

So, who should I start working on first?

Well, both of them are going to be my achievements, so I should treat them kindly.

“Hehehe, you know what?”

Let’s start with the kidnapper.
I took off my gauntlets and slowly approached him.

“Murder is a sin that can never be forgiven. You guys are all dead now, you sons of bitches.”
“Kulheok!”

Of course, according to the doctrines of Fusion Confucianism, killing bastards like this doesn’t count as murder. Murder only applies when you kill people.

Can this bastard even be called a person!
That’s something the Heavenly Demon Kim Katt cannot tolerate!

“Let’s see your face!”
“Kkeueueuk!”

ㅡSnatched!

I grabbed the guy’s hair and checked his face. He looked like a serial killer at first glance. Looking closer, his cheek was completely torn, and the flesh was dangling.

Even his teeth are all shattered?

I tried to control my strength when I hit him, but it’s this bad.
I haven’t had anyone to use my strength on lately, so I made a mistake.

“Dedalt…! Kill this bastard…! Keuheuk!”

The kidnapper, grabbed by me, spewed blood foam and requested the demon to commit murder. As expected, bastards like this only come to their senses when they see their own graves.

“Oh my, you still have the energy to talk? You ate so much pork back-bone stew that you’ve got some strength, huh?”

I grabbed his right earlobe with my pincer fingers and asked.

“You son of a bitch, couldn’t you find anything else to mess with, so you slaughtered kids like this? Huh? Is this the secret to the pork back-bone stew restaurant’s popularity? Are we humans crazy!!”
“What, what are you talking about… Kulheok!”

This bastard isn’t answering!

ㅡRip!

In a moment of lost reason, I ended up tearing off the guy’s right ear.

“KYAAAAAAH!!!!!”

The ear, like a dumpling, was torn off, scattering blood.

If there was just one octopus here, it would be perfect.

“Aren’t you going to answer! I asked if I’m crazy right now, you bastard!!!”

Why is it that no bastard answers in one go when I ask! I’ve done so much interrogation in my life, but not a single bastard has answered when I asked once!!

Is it any wonder I’m going crazy from the stress!

As expected, there’s no answer but torture!

“Next, your other ear is going to fly off! Are you crazy, you!!!”
“Kkuaeuk!! O, Ouch!!! Damn it!!! Stop! Stop itaaaaaek!!!!”
“You didn’t answer, so your ear flew off again!”

ㅡRip!

“KYAAAAAAAH!!!!!”

When I came to my senses, I had already torn off his other ear.

I put the dumpling-like ear in my pocket and shouted.

“This murder instructor! Is a man who descended to judge you bastards! Understand!”
“Stop…! Stop! I was wrong!!! Please save me!! I was wrong!!!”

No, you bastard!!!

“Why aren’t you answering, you son of a biiiiiiiiiitch!!!! I’m asking if you understandaaaaaaa!!!”
“Uaaaaaaaagh!!!”

I couldn’t calm down the rage that felt like it would drive me crazy because of this bastard’s lax attitude.

Logically, shouldn’t he be cooperative right away if he’s caught like this?

Seeing his uncooperative attitude, I felt like my basic common sense and worldview were collapsing entirely.

I don’t think I can ever forgive the orphan kidnapping murderer who made me feel this way.

“Don’t do this, please!!!”

As soon as I grabbed his elbow and tried to bend it in the opposite direction, he shed tears and begged. I didn’t want to do this either. From the beginning, if he had just answered my question from the start, this wouldn’t have happened.

“You’re… You’re the bad guy…!”

Why…?

Why is that?

Why is it that even in this situation, you don’t answer my question!!

“Eua, euaaaaaaaaagh!!!!”

ㅡCrack!

In the end, I ended up breaking his arm joint. He screamed like crazy and scattered blood everywhere. But finally, as if he had come to his senses, he bit his lip tightly and made an effort to hold back the sound.

“Kkeuheueup…! Kkeueueueuk!!”

Finally, the preparations for a conversation are complete.

“Good. It seems like you’re thinking of cooperating now.”

I waited for him to calm down for a while, then took out the ear I had put in my pocket and pretended to attach it to the guy’s ear, which now only had a gaping hole left, and asked.

“Why did you make the kids like this! What is the secret to the pork back-bone stew restaurant’s popularity!”
“A, a demon!!! It was the demon who told me to do it!!! Keuheuk…! It was all the demon! The demon seduced me!”

This bastard is now trying to blame his mistakes on the demon.

Looking at how he still hasn’t repented, it seems like he needs to receive the Kim Katt Heavenly Demon Torture Three-Set to come to his senses.

“Our friend, did the demon tell you to kill the kids!”
“Yes, yes! The demon told me to do it! Please! Please save me! I’ll do anything!!!”

Originally, guys like this only admit their sins when all their limbs are gone.

“But why aren’t you telling me the secret to the pork back-bone stew restaurant’s popularity!!! Why!!! Whyyyyyyyy!!!! Why aren’t you answering againnnnn!!!”
“I, I don’t know what you’re talking about!!! A, no! Stop it! Stop it, please!!!!”

Since he didn’t answer, there was no choice but to pay the price. He curled up to protect himself, but there was no way he could withstand my strength, which had undergone murderous training and inhuman mana training.

“I’ll make you a Zealot!!!”
“KYAAAAAAAGH!!”

ㅡCrack!

With a spirited shout, I bent the guy’s right leg joint in the opposite direction.

“Kkeureureuk!!!!”

The kidnapper, who had suddenly become a Zealot, foamed at the mouth and fainted.

“Ugh, damn it.”

I feel a bit relieved now.

As I emphasize repeatedly, in order to extract information from bastards like this, you must first pretend to be crazy and wield violence without mercy. This was a kind of manual.

“Even the legendary general Goliath of the Philistines.”

Now, when he wakes up, he’ll be scared of me and answer with all his heart.

“Was one-shotted by the tiny King David for the mere reason of being careless.”

I, Kim Katt, am a man who never lets his guard down.

“There’s no such thing as carelessness in my dictionary, you demon bastard.”
“Die!! Humaaaaaan!!!!”

When I turned around, the demon brothers, who had split, were flying at me simultaneously, launching a coordinated attack.

It goes without saying, but I was constantly thinking about things like this.

“Double.”

Immediately, I spread my arms in a cross shape and rushed at them.

“Lariat.”

ㅡThwack!

“Kuheok!”
“Kahak!”

The demons, whose necks collided with my steel-like arm muscles, spun in the air like a joke and then crashed to the ground. ㅡThud! Bone fragments scattered from the impact.

“Ket, Keheeeek!”
“Hehehe, you pathetic bastard.”

I raised my fist and focused my mind. ㅡPatzut. Then, a blue aura settled on my fist.

ㅡSiljang Kwon-gi (実裝拳氣).

If you can coat a blade with sword energy, it’s the same as saying you can coat a fist with it. No, it was even easier. Unlike sword energy, which still requires casting time, fist energy was almost instantaneous.

“Do you happen to know about Siljang Kwon-gi?”
“Kwon… Gi?”
“Finishing move, Deshabot!”

Since there were two demons anyway, I immediately struck the guy on the right with my fist.

ㅡKwang!

“Kkuheok!”

The demon hit by the punch was crushed like pancake batter and spewed black blood from all seven orifices. It was only natural since my basic strength was combined with Siljang Kwon-gi.

Perhaps because I hit him directly with my bare fist, the impact was more clearly transmitted than ever before.

“Die!”

ㅡKwang!
ㅡKwang!

I mercilessly beat the demon while minimizing mana consumption. Because only one is needed.

“Eue, euhiik!”

After beating the guy like that and turning him into demon minced meat, the other demon stood up and trembled, taking an attention stance.

“Hehehe, if you coat that with flour and fry it, it’s a Demon Nugget. Hey, demon. Go stand next to that bastard.”
“A, I understand!”

The guy answered loudly with a very frightened face and immediately ran to the fainted kidnapper and stood next to him.

Looking at it, my Heavenly Demon Sword was still stuck in the wall.

“Put your arm out here!”

I was about to pull it out, but I shouted.

“Arm… You mean?”
“Disarming demons is the principle.”

I have to disarm him because he might attack again.

“Disarm… I have no weapon.”
“Your arm is your weapon, you bastard. Are you going to pull it out yourself, or am I going to pull it out? If you pull it out yourself, I’ll let you off with just your right arm. But if I pull it out, I’ll pull out both.”

When I said that, the demon was shocked and stuck to the wall.

“W, what the hell are you talking about, human!!!!”
“What?”

You ate kids like that, and you can’t do that?

“Are you ignoring me now? Should I pull out your legs too?”
“W-What do you want, human! I’ll grant you everything without any compensation!”

Why don’t you listen and try to negotiate?

“Then hurry up and pull out your arm, you bitch.”
“Don’t you want wealth and honor!”
“That won’t do. Come here. I’ll pull them all out for you. Actually, I only need the torso. You don’t die anyway. Isn’t that right?”
“Wait!!! I, I’ll pull it out myself!!!!!!!”

As I strode closer, the demon, who had a seizure, grabbed his right arm with his left arm.

“Heueuk… Keueuk… Keueueueueuk!!!”

ㅡTear!

The demon who grabbed his arm shouted once and then pulled out his right arm himself. ㅡSwish. Bones come out with blood. It was quite a gruesome sight, but he somehow endured the scream and cauterized the wound himself to stop the bleeding.

“I, I pulled it out… Human…”
“Good. Well done. I like it. Then let’s pull out your left arm too.”
“What!!!! Didn’t you say you’d let me off if I pulled out my arm myself!”
“Hehehe, of course I did.”

Of course, I said that.

“But whyyyyy!!! Kyaaaaaagh!!”
“Just kidding, you bastard. Be a little quiet.”
“…!”
“Can’t I even joke? Hehehe, hurry up and stand in front. Wake that bastard up.”
“…”

People must not lose their humor even in the worst situations.
That must be the same for demons.

“Aren’t you going to wake him up? Good. I’ll pull out your legs now!”
“Eue, euak! Wake up! Wake up, human! Wake up quickly! Wake up!”

As expected, there was no better means than violence. The demon, terrified, shook the fainted kidnapper with only his left arm to wake him up. Soon, the kidnapper, who had come to his senses, raised his upper body and shed tears in shock.

“Heueuk… Kkeueueueuk!!”

That’s it.

“Good. Nice to meet you. First, shall we talk about this situation? If you don’t cooperate with me, you will become a Matryoshka doll on the spot. So cooperate.”
“…”

They looked at me with trembling eyes.

Ah, do they not know what a Matryoshka doll is?

“Ah, what a Matryoshka doll is… It’s hard to explain. I’m just going to crumple and fold the demon and put it inside our friend’s stomach. In other words, it can be said to be an unwanted pregnancy. Do you want to try?”
“I’ll answer anything!!!!”
“Just say it, human!!!”

After a few threats, their attitude became extremely cooperative. I took out paper and a pen from my pocket and put them on the table next to me. From now on, let’s interrogate and write a report.

“Hey. Why did you kidnap and eat the kids?”