## Chapter 626 – I Won’t Forgive You

“DEJAAAAAAAT!!!”

—Flash!

I grabbed George by the collar and lifted him high into the air like a barbell.

“Kheu-heuk…!”

Completely wrecked and tattered, he couldn’t even resist, just letting out a low scream. No matter how much he enhanced his body with mana, getting beaten to a pulp was inevitable.

“George! You know what a bamboo copter is?!”
“K-heuk! What’s that…!”

This bastard dared to insult me and interfere in a sacred duel? It doesn’t matter if he’s the third son of a powerful baronial family or whatever.

I’m just Kim Kat, giving back what I received!

“Shiljang Copter DEJAAAAAAAT!!!!”

—Whirr! Whirr!

I spun George around and around like a high-performance propeller.

“Uwaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!”

George’s miserable screams Doppler-effected as he rotated. This was practically a centrifuge. At this rate, he’d fly all the way home.

I can’t let him go home!!!!!!!!!

“I will never forgive the bastard who tore out my heart—!!!!!!!!!”

After spinning George to my heart’s content, I prepared to slam him into the ground.

Sensing what I was about to do, he shouted urgently.

“N-no!!!!”
“I will never forgive you!!!!!”

—Whoosh!

I slammed George into the ground with all my might!!!!!

—Kwaang!

“Gujaaaagh!!!!!!!!!”

George let out a bizarre scream as he collided with the ground, twisting his whole body like he’d been struck by lightning.

I was sure his low intelligence was due to the inhuman child abuse he suffered from Baron Hylen when he was young. If so, the only way to fix it was to inflict the same violence on him.

It’s shock therapy, to awaken his memories and cure him. It’s a troublesome task, but something I had to do as a seeker of Fusion Confucianism.

“I am Doctor Kim Kat.”

It’s my duty as a doctor.

Anyway, I finished off George, so now it’s Hylen’s first daughter’s turn.

I immediately pointed at her and shouted.

“You’re next, Hylen First Daughter!!!! I don’t care if you’re the first daughter of a baronial family!!! I’m just going to repay all the insults, humiliations, shame, and disgrace I’ve suffered!!!!!!! You must also become a sacrifice to the propeller!!!!”
“K-kyak! S-stop!!!”

As soon as I grabbed her collar and lifted her up, her dusty blue hair drooped down.

“Stop it!!!!”

I won’t forgive you even if you scream!

“The sin of mocking me with that cheap jewel sword is the greatest of all!!!!!”
“Don’t do itaaaaat!!!!!”

—Thwack!!!

“Kyahaak…!”

And so, the duel ended with me slamming Hylen’s first daughter into the ground.

I declared, stomping on her screaming back.

“My victory!!!! No one can overturn the results of this sacred duel!!!! Now, get up! And apologize to me as promised! And apologize to Lady Isvant over there too!!!!!”
“Ugh, ugh…!”
“Didn’t I tell you to get up!!!!”
“Y-yes!”

—Stagger, stagger.

At my words, the two men staggered to their feet. No, they tried to get up. Tattered, they couldn’t stand properly, coughing up blood and clutching their rattling arms as they stumbled.

These bastards dare!

I immediately grabbed Hylen’s first daughter by the ear and shouted.

“Get up!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Kya, kyaaaat!!!”

—Tremble, tremble.

Only then did the two men come to their senses and barely manage to stand, supporting each other. Even in this situation, they can show brotherly love…!

I can’t allow such madness! Why! Because brotherly love is a human culture! It’s a sin for these non-humans to show brotherly love!

“Who told you to get up!! Losers should kneel!!!!”
“B-but you just told us to get up!!”
“You should know how to act, you little shit! Didn’t get beat enough!!! Who told you to talk back!!!!”

—Swish!

I immediately jumped and planted a double dropkick into their abdomens, sending them flying backward.

—Kwaang!

“Uwaaaaaaagh!!!!”
“Kyaaaaaaagh!!!”

The screaming men twisted their bodies, and only then did they come to their senses and quickly raise their upper bodies and kneel.

Did they act before getting beaten more?

Satisfied, I kindly explained to them.

“Bow your heads!!!! Quickly!!!!!”
“K-kheuk…!”
“Heueuk, heueueut…!”

And so, the two Hylen baronial siblings bowed their heads in front of me.

The sacred and sublime duel is over, so now I must hear the words of apology as promised.

“Grandpa, fuck.”

I squatted down and spoke to them, watching them bow their heads.

“You, George, you little shit. I kindly warned you not to call me husband, but what? Commoner? Is this bastard crazy? Do you talk to your mom like that? Huh?”
“…”
“Why aren’t you talking, you fuck!!!!”
“H-huaaaagh!!! I-I’m sorry!”
“Why are you answering that you’re sorry when I’m asking why you’re not talking, you dumb illiterate bastard!!!!”

Unable to contain my anger, I gave George about five knuckle sandwiches to the back of his head.

“Kkeuaaaaaaaagh!!!”

George, who collapsed from the shock of the knuckle sandwiches, screamed while grabbing the back of his head like crazy.

This bastard still can’t understand.

Hylen is said to be the most powerful baronial family in the kingdom? Well, if they’re the strongest family, they’ll have that much pride. Even if it’s just stubborn pride.

That’s probably why these bastards dared to mess with Lady Isvant.

Nobles never bow their heads to others. Even if it’s disadvantageous, even if they’re the ones who made a mistake, even if the other person is stronger than them, they rarely give in.

That’s the ecology of nobles.

They don’t give in because they’ll lose face the moment another noble stronger than them bows their head. They have wealth and soldiers, so why would they surrender?

If a fight breaks out, they just fight.
—To protect their own rice bowl.

If the powerful had just bowed their heads when the other side was strong, the world would have been unified long ago. Originally, humans fight fiercely when protecting their rights.

Whether it’s a delusion or the real thing.

“But their thinking changes when they get beaten!!!! I’ll keep hitting them until they speak properly!!!! That’s what a sacred duel is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Violence is the only answer!

If they’re still being frustrating, I’ll just beat them! I relieved my stress by kicking George in the side while he was bowing his head!

—Thwack!

“K-kheuk!!! Khak!”

Then George, who was being beaten again, cried out sadly.

“S-sorry! I’m sorry! I was wrong!! I’m sorry for insulting you!!!”
“You said you didn’t insult me earlier! But why are you changing your words, you fuck!!! Are you changing your words like your mom changes men!!!”

When I mentioned his mother, George looked up at me and said.

“M-mother is here…! Why…!”
“Huh, look at this bastard?”

I guess I need to shove a Wilderness Blood Jade into his balls for him to come to his senses.

I don’t know if there’s such a rule, but originally, the rule is to burst the balls of anyone who interferes in a sacred duel and castrate them. These bastards are ball siblings. Then it would be right to punish them like that.

“S-sorry!!! Please don’t hit George…!! I was wrong!!”

Just as I was about to burst George’s balls, Hylen’s first daughter grabbed my ankle and cried out.

“Hehehe, First Daughter. Is your brother that important?”
“I-important… he is! I was wrong! Please forgive me!”
“Good. Since you answered well, I won’t forgive you for opening your mouth first.”
“Thank you…!!”
“But you were so confident earlier, what suddenly changed your mind?”
“T-that’s…”
“Where did your noble pride go? Did you use it to blow your nose? Huh?”
“…”
“Why aren’t you talking!”
“I-I used it! I used it to blow my nose…!”
“Hehehe! Lady! This bastard wants to apologize to the Lady!!!”

I immediately looked at the Lady who was watching the duel. She was sitting in a luxurious chair, which the soldiers had brought at some point, and covering her face with a fan as she looked this way.

“Ohohohohohohohohot!!! Truly exhilarating!!! It was a duel full of dynamism!!!! The savagery of the barbarian is exactly what this is!!!!!! This is truly an honorable and just means of reconciling differences!!!!!!!!!”

—Chak!

The Lady, who folded her fan with precision, stood up from her seat and shouted loudly.

“Hylen First Daughter!!! You trusted in your magic sword and ran wild, but you broke it in a second!!!! Why did you bring such a toy outside when you should have played with it at home!!!! Keep your childish games in your family!!!”
“Kueuk…!”
“Aren’t you going to apologize!!!”
“I-I apologize… for insulting you, Isvant… Lady…! Kheuek! I was wrong…!”
“Ohohohohohohohohot!!! You’re doing a good job talking even though you’re fucked over!!!!”

The Lady was so happy that she covered her mouth with the back of her hand and smiled brightly. Yes, those who smile are beautiful.

“This is a duel that was held at the request of the First Daughter, and I am the notary!!!! Everyone here will be a witness!!!! From now on, find out the facts before you run wild!! This all happened because that Third Son started it!!!”

The Lady, who erased her smile, shouted fiercely and looked down at the two siblings.

“Third Son!!! You little shit, you have to apologize too!!! Apologize for throwing advances at a married woman like a horny dog and acting rudely and stupidly!!!”
“…”

But George was silent.
I immediately kicked him in the side.

—Thwack!

“Kuhaaaagh!!”
“This bastard dares to shut his mouth when the Lady is speaking! Do you want to die!!!!”
“S-stop! I was wrong! I was wrong for throwing advances! I was wrong for acting rudely and stupidly! Please forgive me!!!”
“Too late, you little shit!!!”
“Ohohohohohohohohot!!!! Barbarian Warrior! You are indeed very capable!!!! How can you solve things so cleanly!!!!!”
“Hehehe! Thank you!”

By pouring out such merciless violence, I was able to receive a sincere apology from the Hylen baronial family. I wasn’t hurt at all, and there were no difficult parts at all. I just beat up some chumps.

Above all, I was glad that the Lady had blown away all her stress and regained her smile.

“Soldiers! Summon healers and priests to treat them!!! They’re going to die like that!!!”

Anyway, as the incident was settled, the Lady ordered the soldiers to do so.

“I-it’s okay… I can go back in this state…”

Hylen’s first daughter bowed to us and refused.
I guess she’s going back to her family right away.

“Then do so!!!!”

That’s the end of it.

The First Daughter and the Third Son supported each other and left the place, almost crawling on the ground. Even the poor beggars in the slums wouldn’t move like that.

What’s the pride of a noble worth? After getting beaten to a pulp, pride is useless.

“Live strongly in the mountains!”

I waved to them and said goodbye.

Those bastards will definitely try to retaliate when they return to their family, but I can’t kill them here, so there’s nothing I can do. But I’m going to the capital soon anyway, so it doesn’t matter.

Once I go there and formally become a direct paladin of Saintess Kadia according to the procedure, there will be nothing to fear.

“You did a really good job, Barbarian Warrior!!! This is the first time in my life that I’ve felt so relieved!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!”

The Lady grabbed my shoulder, jumping for joy.

“No! I’m the one who should be thanking you!! Everything was possible because the Lady became the notary of the duel!!!!! Thank you for giving me the opportunity to beat those rude little shits!!!!!”
“Ohohohohohohohohot!!! As expected, you are a Barbarian Warrior who knows etiquette and courtesy!! A cultured person who knows more about etiquette than most civilized people!!!! I like you very much!!”
“Hehehehehehe!!!! Thank you!!!!!”

I laughed happily with the Lady for a long time.

“Ah, this is so incredibly fun!!! Originally, you have to beat up shitty bastards!!! It’s a problem for me, a noble, to beat them up myself!!! Applause to you for doing my job for me!!!! Soldiers! Why aren’t you applauding!!!!!”

—Clap clap clap clap clap!!!
—Clap clap clap clap clap!!!
—Clap clap clap clap clap!!!
—Clap clap clap clap clap!!!

The Lady’s soldiers, who had gathered at some point, stood in a row and applauded with precision. I started to feel good because I was being applauded.

“If those Hylen guys try to harm you in any way, let me know!!! As the notary of the duel, I have enough justification!! I will definitely protect you!”
“Thank you!!!!”