## Chapter 687 – Paladin Kim Kat
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!”
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!”
But returning these fanatic trainees to normal was impossible from the start. These bastards weren’t normal to begin with. I just provided the trigger to unleash their madness; these guys were crazy from the get-go.
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!”
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!”
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!”
ㅡPapapapapap!
ㅡPaaat!
Starting with crazed screams, they raced meaninglessly across the training grounds as if competing with each other. It seemed human language no longer worked on the trainees.
They communicated with screams and expressed their intentions through excessive physical actions.
ㅡWhiriririk!
ㅡPaaat!
Then, the sprinting trainees jumped high, rotated three times in the air, and landed. All those moves were what I taught them. They’re doing pretty well, but they’re still far from catching up to me.
They need to jump higher and rotate at least ten times.
Still, they did well, so I should praise them… Shit.
I’m screwed.
What do I do now?
These guys are going even more berserk.
It’s only been a day since I decided to create a system for their education, but the situation has only worsened.
“DEJAAAAAAAAT!!!!”
“IYAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!”
“SLAY THE DEMONSㅡ!!!!!!!!”
I can’t show this kind of 모습 to our Saintess, at least.
That sister is, how should I put it, feels distant from the field.
While many paladins tend to go into a berserker state during battle, Saintess Kadia must have lived her entire life as 100% an office worker. She’s likely to adhere to common sense that much more, and if she witnesses this chaotic scene before her eyes, she’ll definitely think it’s abnormal.
“But.”
In any case, the inhumane brainwashing and training forced upon them since childhood destroyed the children’s normal minds and succeeded in transforming them into the special talents the Order wanted.
The trainees’ madness was a product of that.
“I.”
The Order is entirely responsible for these guys becoming like this.
“I made them like this.”
But it was none other than me who created this scene of madness.
Damn it, there was no more efficient way than that. It was a mistake to send me to the training camp in the first place. I might be good at murder instruction, but I was never meant to be a teacher.
ㅡKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
ㅡKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
ㅡKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
“The efficiency of combat training has greatly increased since creating the system yesterday!!”
The instructor was impressed again.
“To think there would be such an achievement! Compared to the data just before entering the training camp, they’ve grown remarkably!! It’s all thanks to Paladin’s advice and training!! The stronger trainees will be able to more easily destroy evil beings throughout the kingdom in the future! It’s a very good phenomenon!”
He’s genuinely moved.
When you think about it, I did do a good thing. Their combat power has improved inhumanly, hasn’t it? I did it all with a sense of responsibility. That’s why such groundbreaking results came out.
It’s just a little… visually disturbing.
“Yes. That’s a very good thing.”
I looked at the trainees going berserk with a troubled heart. It was fun and good to teach them. It was even enjoyable because the efficiency was high. But I didn’t expect the Saintess to say she’d come to see it in person.
Please, just for one day, I need to create a performance of being `normal`…!
“PALAㅡDIN is here!!!!”
“Good morning!!! Sir!!!!!”
“The birth of the Order’s guardian!!!!”
Just then, the trainees who discovered me came running as if half-flying. That’s the problem to begin with, damn it. What kids in the world come flying like this? Even Anderson is approaching while doing a somersault.
I’m going crazy, really.
“Greetings, trainees! Are you ready for today’s training!!!”
Anyway, greetings.
“Yes, we areeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Ready to go!!!!!!!!”
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!”
The trainees fell into a frenzy once more, trembling all over as they answered.
These bastards!
“No! You are not ready!!”
I declared to them!
“Y-Yes? What does that even…?”
“N-No way!!!!!!”
“No, we are ready, Paladin!!!”
Then, the trainees, who instantly had faces like baby squirrels who had lost their parents, pleaded with me as if begging and tried to tear at their hair.
“You said you were ready! Then what were all those actions you were doing just now!!!”
These crazy bastards!
“This Paladin taught the trainees about the rage piggy bank! But!!! What was that just now but berserkers running wild with rage!!! You couldn’t save up your rage and just released it on impulse!!!”
As I shouted that, the trainees, who trembled as if struck by lightning, apologized to me.
“Th-That’s…!”
“Sorry!!”
“We were wrong!!!”
Do they even know what they did wrong?
If so, maybe I can correct them.
“From today, we will train in accumulating and suppressing that rage! Is it okay to just squander rage like that!!! What if you waste your rage like that and can’t get angry at the most important moment!!!”
ㅡSorry!
ㅡWe were wrong!!
ㅡIt was our fault!!!
They seemed to be good at answering.
Then, let’s drain their energy first and conduct rage suppression training in the afternoon.
“First, in the morning, we will do physical training, combat training, and divine power training as we newly systematized yesterday!! Do you understand!!”
“Yes!!!”
ㅡChwarak!
They immediately threw off their armor and took off their tops. Whatever happens, I can never skip morning training. I really can’t live without it because my body feels stiff if I don’t do it.
Anyway, I need to drain the energy of these rabies-infected foals.
Immediately, I ran with the trainees, did muscle training, and conducted combat training. I provided personal care, controlling all the actions of screaming or trying to tear at their hair in between.
“You must maintain peace of mind when using divine power!”
“Yes, sir!!”
ㅡTsupat.
Honestly, I don’t know anything about divine power time, and there’s nothing I can do, so I just prevented the kids from having seizures. After that divine power training was over, we went up to eat using the `stairs` and came back down using the `stairs` again.
I won’t let them climb up the `outer wall` anymore.
In the afternoon, the full-scale rage suppression training begins.
“From now on, we will conduct rage suppression training!!! From this moment on, in that position, suppress your rage!!!! And release it immediately when I give permission!!! Do you understand!”
“Yes!”
“Yes!”
“Yes!”
The trainees began to kneel in place according to my instructions and prepared to listen to my story. I know that madness lurks beneath those pure eyes.
“Never unleash your rage without my, Paladin’s, permission!! Do you understand!! This is an emphasis! Answer if you understand!”
“Yes!”
“Yes!”
“Yes!”
I immediately chose a story that would make the trainees go crazy with rage.
I had told them various stories over the past few days, and each time, the trainees tore at their hair, jumped in place and rotated, or even did handstands and ran, expressing their rage in their own ways.
ㅡNow, control it.
This time, I should tell them the story of the Holy Crusade.
“Do the trainees know the evil god Ejath!”
“Yes! We know him well!”
“The evil god!”
“We also know that they were recently subjugated!”
Ejath is a relatively famous evil god, so it can be said that no one doesn’t know him. Especially since they recently appeared.
“As you know, I also participated in that Holy Crusade!”
“Heok!”
“Heoooook!”
“A-As expected of Paladin…!”
When I announced my participation, the trainees put their hands together and shone their eyes. As expected of young blood, they even added that they wanted to participate in the Holy Crusade themselves.
Anyway, let’s start the story.
“There… I witnessed a very terrible sight!!!”
“T-Terrible sight…!”
“What on earth…!”
Heretic stew.
“It was human sacrifice!!!”
At the time, I couldn’t control my rage and punished the heretics in that way. Because those bastards massacred all the residents of the occupied territory and extracted their bones and entrails to create a cruel human bone and flesh tower to offer to the evil god Ejath.
They gained great power by offering such cruel acts to Ejath to receive blessings. That phenomenon fueled their cruel atrocities and created hell.
I told the trainees the story of the human bone and flesh tower, recalling my emotions at that time.
“Keureureureuk…!”
“Keureuk…!”
“Keuaaaaaeuk…!”
“M-Mi…!!! Mimi! Mimimi!!! Mimit…!!!”
The trainees who heard the story shed tears and suppressed their screams. This is a crazy sight in its own way, but it was better than screaming outright.
“Hold it in! Hold in your rage!!! Save the rage you feel now in the rage piggy bank!! And use it later!!!”
I encouraged the trainees.
Good! If they can hold in their rage like this, there’s nothing to worry about even if the Saintess comes…!
ㅡPinch, pinch!!
ㅡPinchiiiiip!!
ㅡTear!!
ㅡTeartear!!
However, whether their rage had reached its limit, some of the trainees began to pinch their own flesh as if self-harming, and others slowly began to tear at their hair.
“Oh, no!”
The dam is about to burst.
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