## Chapter 708 – Paladin Kim Kat

Suddenly, a question arose.

“An absolute question.”

A curiosity that bloomed out of nowhere.

“An inhuman curiosity.”

That curiosity, that question, wasn’t really a big deal. But as much as it wasn’t a big deal, it was more important than anything else.

Anyway, the question arose.

How “strong” is my “dick”?

“…”

So, I decided to experiment.

First, I went into an empty room and placed an apple on the table. It didn’t necessarily have to be an apple. Any moderately hard fruit would do.

Whatever it was, all I had to do was place the apple very carefully on the table.

—Swish.

In that state, I took off my shorts and meditated.

“I, Kim Kat.”

A man capable of subduing seven women with a single thrust…

Virility honed by male hormones and inhuman mana derived from extreme training. My corpus cavernosum and glans were harder and hotter than anything else.

—Pat, pat.

As I stroked it affectionately to warm it up, the limp thing soon regained its original power and began to surge with the momentum to shatter the heavens.

—Erect!

Thus, the fully erect dick stuck tightly to my abdomen. As if the N and S poles of an inhuman magnet were attached, it was attached with a very strong force.

This is the power of a full erection.

“But…”

…I can’t swing it like this.

My dick is completely stuck to my abdomen, so it’s difficult to swing it with just my waist strength. Because it’s so strongly erect, it doesn’t want to come off easily.

I have no choice but to pull it down as if pulling a lever.

—Doesn’t matter.

As if grabbing a club, I grabbed its root and slowly lowered it. The dick says it wants to stick back to my abdomen. However, I do not allow it.

Anyway, it’s still a long way off even when I hold it with both hands.
—Preparation is roughly complete.

I stood in front of the table with the apple on it, and prepared.

“…”

Preparing to swing.

“…Demonic Divine Art.”

From now on, I will shatter the apple with my dick.

“Demonic Dick Club.”

Twisting my waist, I twisted it short and fast. —Whoosh! It was a simple movement, but because it was performed by me, a master and a superhuman, it was a transcendental movement far from ordinary, and it was the best strike that combined all my skills and techniques.

—Swoosh!!!

No matter how skilled a club-wielding master or a superhuman golfer is, they would not be able to deliver such a clean and accurate blow. The point of impact of the dick, swung like a ghost, would surely be imbued with the strongest power, and would contain the power to shatter the world.

That was… yes.

It was the fastest sword draw.

—Bang!

The apple `explodes`.

The power of the dick has been proven.

—Crack!

Fragments and juice splattered.

The apple on the table was annihilated by a single swing of my dick club.

“Ah.”

—Enlightenment.

“So that’s what it is.”

At the same time, I felt joy.

“This is… the best strike.”

What if I apply this movement… to the Sword Art of the Head? What if I could make this clean, beautiful attack, unleashed using the most precious thing, practical?

—A kind of enlightenment is transmitted from the tip of my dick.

Absorbing this enlightenment… into my `strength` will be today’s task. Yes, let’s focus on sword training today.

—Whoosh.

Anyway, the room was filled with the strong scent of apples.
Just as I was about to clean up a bit.

—Creak.

“What are you doing alone in your room?”

Risha came in as the door opened.

No, wait a minute. What the hell have I been doing?

“Hmm? Were you doing something you wanted to hide? Hehehe, were you masturbating alone, perhaps?”

As I was wondering what to say, Risha, who burst out laughing, came closer and grabbed my shoulder.

“Really, how could you do such a pitiful thing? You should just ask me. If it’s not night, I can offer you my breasts or my mouth as much as you want… Apple scent?”
“…”
“But for masturbation…”

Risha’s eyes narrowed for a moment.
Those eyes turned to me.

“…Don’t tell me you put it in the apple?”

What is she talking about!

“Ugh, you read my thoughts and come up with such ridiculous misunderstandings!”
“I can’t read everything. I just felt like you were hiding something… More than anything, you’ve got it so swollen, haven’t you? And the apple scent too…”
“Even so, putting it in an apple…! Risha, do you want a spanking!”
“Aah. Th, that is…”

Risha, reacting to those words, blushed slightly and subtly rubbed her butt against my body.

“I’ll turn as red as an apple…”

Ah… how cute.

“I was just breaking it.”
“Breaking, you say?”
“Y, yeah, I smashed an apple with my dick.”

It’s hard to explain to anyone, but it was definitely a rewarding thing to do.

“Why on earth would you do such a thing?”
“Just curious…?”
“Hmm… Then I suppose it can’t be helped.”

Risha nodded, not quite convinced.

“But Risha, what’s up?”
“It’s not really something, but… Now that we’re in the capital, I’d like to take a look at the capital’s Magic Tower. Didn’t we talk about the Archmage last time?”

Archmage.
I don’t know much about them except that they’re one of the kingdom’s three beauties.

“To be honest, I’m kind of interested in the Archmage. Aren’t they the most skilled mage in the kingdom? You could say they’re among the best humans.”

I guess so.

Is it a title similar to Swordmaster?

Karin told me that Swordmasters are recognized as the strongest in the kingdom. In other words, they are the ultimate human butchers, killing stars who are masters of killing people.

The Archmage wouldn’t be much different.

“Of course, I don’t think I’m worse than her.”
“Hehehe, such wonderful confidence.”

In terms of black magic, Risha could be called an Archmage. I don’t know for sure, but I think she’s at that level.

“So you want to see that Archmage?”
“Rather than wanting to see them, I need to go to the Magic Tower first, so I want to find out more while I’m there. For those who use magic, knowledge is power.”

The way she’s talking, it sounds like she wants to go now.
If Risha wants to go, I have to go.

“Then I’ll go with you. Get ready to go out. I’ll get dressed.”
“You’ll go with me right away?”
“If Risha wants to go, I have to go.”
“Hehehe, I’m really grateful.”

Then let’s take all the wives with us.

I immediately went to the bathroom, wiped the apple juice off my body, and changed into some reasonably neat clothes.

“Did you hear about it from Blackie Risha?”

Winia came and said as I was getting dressed.

“Yeah. She said let’s go to the Magic Tower. Get ready.”
“I was about to.”

Should I bring all my armor?
Then, Karin came down.

She was already dressed in black leather pants and a white blouse.

“Husband, are you going to the Magic Tower?”
“Are you already ready to go out?”
“Well, no. I was going to go out with Liz for a while today.”
“Oh, what’s the occasion?”
“Well, for better or worse, she’s that kind of girl.”

What kind of girl is that?
It’s rare for the two of them to go out together.

They’ve gotten along better in their own way.

“Who are you calling that kind of girl?”

Soon, Liz also came down and said.

She was wearing her usual cheongsam.
A slightly more subdued design.

“Ah, I’m going out with Karin for a while. I won’t be too late, but are you going to the Magic Tower?”
“Do you need anything?”
“Not really any magical items? Thanks for asking.”

So Karin and Liz are going out together, so there’s nothing I can do.

I immediately found Hilde and Ari.

“The Magic Tower? Hmm, I’ll wait at home for now. Ari? Shall we stay together?”
“…Yes. Have a good trip, Father.”

The two of them seemed reluctant to go to the Magic Tower.

“Well, why? Are you watching the house?”
“Someone has to watch the house. But one person would be lonely, so two is perfect. And it would be a little awkward to go among human mages… Hehehe, it’s okay. Have a good trip, Kat.”

Hilde smiled and waved her hand.

“Then I guess there’s nothing I can do.”

Then I’ll have to take Claudia with me.
I went back to the front door.

“Hilde and Ari said they’ll watch the house. They don’t want to go to a place with a lot of human mages, I guess.”
“Hmm, there’s no need to worry.”
“Are you worried about your identity being revealed?”
“I said I’d hide it, so it won’t be revealed. I guess that’s what they’re worried about… Hildegard is a very cautious child.”

That’s true.
She’s the type to act cautiously if possible.

She has Risha’s necklace, so it won’t be revealed.

Well, there’s nothing I can do.

“Kat, are you going to the Magic Tower?”
“Put your shoes on quickly. Let’s go.”
“Okay. I will.”

So the four of us, Claudia, Winia, and Risha, went outside. I was going to put on my armor last, but Winia said it was okay.

“But Winia, now that we’re out, what’s the atmosphere like at this Magic Tower?”
“It’s okay. A lot of people come and go besides mages, so it’s fine. As long as you don’t go inside.”

So the surrounding commercial district is okay.

“What do you know about the Archmage?”
“Not much. I wasn’t really interested in that kind of thing.”
“Really?”
“I just know that they’re comparable to a Swordmaster in the kingdom.”
“So they’re a monster who catches people.”

People in any world are curious about who would win if a tiger and a lion fought. Who would win if a Swordmaster and an Archmage fought?

That kind of feeling.

I don’t know much about magic yet, so I don’t know.

“Swordmaster… I’m interested in the Archmage, but I’m also very curious about the position of Swordmaster.”
“Because they’re the strongest?”
“I want to see how strong the strongest human is. I guess that’s how I can set Kat’s standard?”

Claudia smiled and put her arm around my waist.

“…My standard.”

To be honest, I don’t really have a good sense of how strong I am, but what’s the big deal about a Swordmaster? I can definitely reach that level.

If I just spend the time.

“Hehehe, that’s nothing. But Claudia, were there people like Swordmasters in the desert?”
“There were famous warriors everywhere. Whether they were humans or dark elves, there were many who claimed to be the strongest and were treated as such. But the desert is so vast… There were probably more empty names?”
“Empty names?”
“Yeah. Because I won.”
“…”

What?

“Did you kill them all?”
“That’s why I’m alive.”

Claudia smiled as if it was nothing.
No way.

“Claudia? If you were here, would you be able to kill a Swordmaster?”
“Hehehe, Kat. Why are you asking me that? No matter how much of a mama I am, I can’t be sure of victory against someone I’ve never seen before.”
“Karin said they’re one level above her.”
“One level above Karin?”

Last time, Karin said that Swordmasters were above her.

“Hmm, then what? I don’t know.”

Claudia smiled as usual.
And she poked my waist with her finger as if she was joking.

“Are you going to keep asking a weak mama that kind of thing?”
“Ah, I got it. I got it.”

If Claudia is weak, even flies would be birds…

So the four of us headed to the Magic Tower. In the first place, it wasn’t a distance that would be a big problem to walk. Today, we’re just going to look around the Magic Tower and buy what Risha or Winia need.

I brought enough money.

“Ah, that’s right. Blackie. I just remembered, if they’re an Archmage, they’ll be the head of this Magic Tower.”
“The owner of the Magic Tower? Well, I guess so.”

Magic Towers are buildings that rise in every big city, and the Magic Tower Lord is the mage in the highest position there.

They usually have a lot of money, fame, and skill.

“But then do they live on the top floor of the Magic Tower?”
“Usually they do.”

Then I probably won’t be able to see their face unless they come out for events or something. Or maybe I can see them at the event where they pick the kingdom’s beauties every once in a while.

As we passed through large buildings and came out into an open space, the huge Magic Tower began to appear in the distance.

It was a really huge building.
This world has quite a bit of architectural technology.

Since there’s magic and superhumans, it must have developed somehow. That’s why they can build such a big Magic Tower. My heart swells.

“First of all… I want to get some books. Winia, is there a place that sells books?”
“I don’t remember well… Just look around.”

Anyway, the grounds of the Magic Tower were very large.

And as Winia said, there were various people moving around besides mages. It’s a very different atmosphere compared to the rather closed-off mages in the outskirts. Winia said that it’s this kind of atmosphere as long as you don’t go inside the Magic Tower.