## Chapter 742 – Paladin Kim Kat

That’s when it was about to pass.

“Huh? What the fuck…”

The bald guy in front of me, who looked like a serial killer, glared at me with bulging eyes and spat out a curse.

Seriously, these crazy bastards, did they scrub their mom’s uterine wall when they were conceived, and then celebrate ten months by chewing on that rag when they were born?

These sons of bitches start with “fuck” at everything, these fucking bastards.

“What? ‘Fuck’?”

ㅡGrasp.

As I said, grabbing his bald head, he stuttered and lowered his eyes.

“Ah, th-that… I mean… not ‘fuck,’ but hello. I mispronounced it. Are you here for the dungeon too, sir? Nice to meet you.”
“Yeah, nice to meet you too. Since we’re so happy to meet, how about a scalp massage?”

ㅡMassage massage.

“Hehehe, feels good.”

I gently massaged his head and asked.

“But friend, why is everyone stopped here?”

If he didn’t answer properly, I might just blow him up.

“Ah, well, sir. Apparently, someone is guarding the dungeon entrance.”
“Someone’s guarding it? Is it the lord of this area?”
“I don’t think so. See that commotion over there?”

ㅡYou fucking bitch! Get out of the way! I said move!
ㅡDidn’t you hear me tell you to get lost!
ㅡShut the fuck up!!!

Indeed, it seemed like some kind of dispute was happening in front of the entrance to the dungeon.

“Some crazy bitch is blocking the road without any authority, so we’re stuck. But she’s pretty good… I think she’s asking for an entrance fee or something.”
“What the hell kind of crazy bastard…”

I need to go take a look.

“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! Get out of the way!!!!!”

Prepared, I let out a powerful shout towards the front.

“Heok!”
“What, what’s with this scream!!”
“Agh! My ears hurt so much!!!”
“Noooo!!!”

ㅡStride stride!

I pushed through the crowd while letting out such an inhuman scream. People, overwhelmed by my shout, size, and momentum, made way as if it were the miracle of Moses.

Still, there were some who didn’t move out of the way, but since this was an emergency, I just picked them up and threw them away.

“Stick close behind me.”

I said once, looking back, and then passed through to the entrance with a free pass.

When I arrived, about two squads of soldiers, heavily armed with what looked like good equipment, were blocking the large entrance to the dungeon and controlling access.

“Stop!!!”

One of them, wearing a feathered helmet, looked at me and shouted confidently.

What’s this guy?

If they were the lord’s army, they should have a flag or something? The equipment was uniform, but I didn’t recognize the animal head crest.

I definitely checked the crest of the lord of this area before coming here.

Who the hell are these guys?

“Hey, who are you guys? Who are you to block the road here?”
“We have no obligation to tell you, barbarian!! Unless you have noble status or pay the 5 silver entrance fee, we cannot let you in! Get lost!!”

I asked nicely, but this bastard, daring to ignore me because of my hair color, shouted and pointed his sword at me.

“What? 5 silver? But what are all these corpses?”

ㅡSoaked.

Looking around, there were piles of freshly dead corpses on both sides of the dungeon entrance. The swords and armor of the heavy infantry guarding the entrance were almost completely soaked in blood.

Judging from the situation, these bastards were slaughtering people trying to enter.

“Did you kill all these? Who are you guys to block the road here, collect entrance fees, and kill people? Huh? I’m asking you.”
“We have no obligation to answer a barbarian!! All squad members!! Prepare to attack!!!”
“No, you fucking idiot!! I need to know who you are to decide whether to fucking pay or not, you’re so fucking hard to talk to!!! Who the fuck are you!!!!!”
“Attaaaaack!!!”
“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!”

Yeah, if people could talk to each other, they wouldn’t be people!! In the end, there’s no choice but to clash swords with these kinds of bastards!

I immediately drew Vugal and was about to kill them all when.

ㅡPachijijijijik!!!

Black lightning raged from behind me.

ㅡPueoooooooong!!!

With an explosion, about ten of the soldiers guarding the entrance disappeared without a trace.

…Lisha’s Beam?

“Really, such noisy fellows. Why are they blocking the road without even explaining? I cannot understand.”

Lisha, who was behind me, said in a questioning tone.

Seriously… she just wiped out ten people at once?

“T-the Steel Lion Mercenary Corps has evaporated!!”
“M-magician…!!”
“What on earth is going on!!”
“Crazy!”

Then the people gathered around stirred. Some of them sat down on the spot, while others tore at their hair, screaming and wailing.

But what the hell is the Steel Lion Mercenary Corps?

Is that their name?

“Anyway, that’s Lisha for you! So strong!”
“It was nothing. But…”

Lisha killed ten, but there were still about ten left. Their size was two squads, after all. Now that it’s come to this, we have to kill those bastards too.

As I was about to take a step forward.

“Now’s our chance! Go in!”
“Waaaaaaaah!!!”
“You sons of bitches!!”

The blocked people rushed towards the dungeon entrance as if a dam had burst. The soldiers were blocking them with spears and swords, but since half of those bastards were killed at once, they gained courage.

“You fucking bastards!!”
“B-block them!!”
“No, we have to run… Keheok!”

The remaining members of the Steel Lion Mercenary Corps defended, cutting down the rushing people like slicing radishes, but they couldn’t stop all the people whose anger had burst like a dam.

“Kyaaaaaaaaak!!”
“Aaaaaaaaak!!!”
“S-save me!!”
“Shut up, you idiot!”

Wow, but seeing them just slice people up like that, it seems like they were really a mercenary corps made up of skilled people. With two squads of those bastards guarding the place, it was no wonder people were stopped.

Who would dare to mess with those kinds of guys?

“Keheok!!”
“S-stop… Kueheok!”

But they were all annihilated.

It was impossible to stop the excited people with their numbers reduced by more than half. The mercenary corps members, completely torn apart and with larger wind holes in every hole in their faces, buried their faces in pools of blood.

“We killed them all!!”
“Go in, go in now!!!”
“Waaaaaaaah!!! It’s a dungeon!!!”
“Dungeon!! Dungeoooooooon!!!”
“Let’s go into the dungeon!!!”
“Hurry!! Hurry!!!”

With the mercenaries annihilated, the era of free passes had arrived at the dungeon entrance, where there was no one to stop them. The angry crowds rushed madly towards the entrance like sperm passing through the vaginal wall.

Ah, shit. Lisha went to the trouble of opening it up, but at this rate, we won’t be able to get in!

“Stoooooop!!!! We opened up the entrance, so stop for now!! You can all go in, so let’s go slowly!!!”

Even though I shouted really loudly, they ignored me as if they couldn’t hear me and sprinted.

“You sons of bitches!!”

I immediately picked up all the guys passing by me and threw them like frisbees.

“Stop, you son of a bitch!!”

ㅡHooong!

“Aaaaaaaaaaak!!”

Of course, even so, people don’t calm down. If they don’t calm down? Just throw them all until they do. After all, it’s no use even if these bastards attack with weapons.

“Waaaaaaaak!!!”
“Euaaaaak!”
“Eoeoeoeok!”
“Nooooooooo!!!”

I bulldozed through, throwing people left and right.

“Stop it!!”
“Stop, you bastards!!!”

Liz and Karin were also completely excited, kicking, punching, and even throwing the rushing people to the other side, enforcing control.

“Heo, heok! Stop! Stop!”
“Get down!!”
“Save meeee!!”

After causing such a ruckus and throwing dozens of people, the truly calmed crowds knelt or lay down.

“Ah, seriously, it’s so fucking hard to just enter a dungeon, goddammit!!!”

I never imagined it would be such a crazy scene!! Even if a war broke out, people wouldn’t die like this!

Anyway, with the situation calmed down, I looked at the kneeling crowds and said.

“From now on, go in slowly, slowly. Huh? Even if you want to go fast, go slowly. But if you still want to go fast, I won’t stop you. But you’ll die by my hand. Everyone can go in, so let’s go in a little slowly. We smashed the Steel Lion Mercenary Corps at the beginning, right? Yeah? So let’s go in slowly. Unless you want to die.”
“…”
“…”
“…”

Looking around, everyone was trembling and silent.
It seems like my words were properly conveyed.

“Let’s go in now.”

I sighed and said to my women.

“Hehehe, really. What a commotion. It feels like we’re here for fun.”
“It’s a literal murder amusement park.”

If Claudia enjoyed it, then that’s all that matters.
Thinking that way, I started to feel better.

I was stressed out to the max until just now, but if Claudia was happy, then that’s all that matters.

“Hehe. Darkie, this place is really crazy.”
“I agree… these bastards are out of their minds.”

There’s a limit to being blinded by greed.

Anyway, we leisurely walked into the dungeon.

“Kyahaha, that crazy bitch. Who throws people like that?”
“Karin, you threw them too!”

Karin and Liz were bickering, and I looked back and shouted to the people outside to come in slowly.

ㅡThud thud.

At my words, the people who were kneeling cautiously looked around and walked inside.

Of course, Lisha opened the way for us in the first place, so they have to do as we say.

“Wow, but this is really crazy.”

That’s how we were barely able to enter the dungeon. I can’t even imagine how many people will die if we go to the dungeon twice.

“Oh, really. It seems like all humans are just trash! We need to educate them all according to the laws of Fusion Confucianism!”

Hilde shook her head.

“Hehehe, calm down, Hilde. We’re in now.”
“But still!”

Disorderliness that even demons are sick of.

“Father, is the world always like this?”

Ari asked, tilting her head.

“It’s similar. That’s why I’m teaching Ari Fusion Confucianism. You wouldn’t want to grow up and become like that, would you?”
“Definitely… I don’t think I would.”

I’m glad she seems to understand.

“My head is throbbing. I didn’t know there would be so much disorder…”

Lisha also seemed sick of it and touched her head.

“It’s all because golems are said to be worth money. The greedy bastards have become impatient, so it’s only natural. But since we caused a ruckus once, it’ll be a bit quieter now.”
“I hope so.”

How much further did we walk?

“Oh.”

Walking straight, a staircase leading down to the basement appeared in front of us. Well, thanks to Winia’s light magic, we were able to move without any particular inconvenience.

The path is too bright right now.

Besides that, the area below the stairs was quite bright, and it seemed like the people who had already entered were lighting their own fires. Some were using magic, and others had torches or lamps.

ㅡA huge first basement floor hall.

Going all the way down, a huge basement hall greeted us.

It was so magnificent and wide that I wondered if this was really the first basement floor of a dungeon built in ancient times. It was big enough to accommodate all the people outside.

“What’s with this width?”
“Right? This is too damn wide.”

Karin echoed Winia’s words.

Is this really ancient technology? It was too dark to see the ceiling or anything like that properly, but it was clear that a lot of technology went into it. It was larger in scale than any basement I had ever seen.

What kind of dungeon did they build it for?

No, we just call it a dungeon, but it might not have been a dungeon at first.

An underground structure with some kind of purpose.

The necropolis I went to a long time ago was literally a necropolis where the bones of ancient warriors were enshrined. It just became a dungeon because the necromancer raised the skeletons.

This place must be a similar feeling.

Then let’s ask Hilde now.

“Hilde. Do you feel anything?”
“Just a moment… I’ve been concentrating since a while ago…”
“Ah. Sorry.”

She was already doing it.
We stopped for a moment and waited for Hilde.

“Eung…? What is this?”

As I was opening my canteen and drinking water, Hilde tilted her head.

“It’s a little faint… but I think there’s something there. I think we’ll gain something if we go there?”
“Do you feel a demonic aura?”

Karin asked.

“Hmm… I can’t say for sure… but I think so. Even if it’s not a demon, there will be an existence equivalent to it.”

As expected of the demon detection master!

“Thank you, Hilde!”

Then let’s start exploring the dungeon now.

First of all, this first basement floor hall seemed to be a place for people to wait. Looking around, there are a lot of doors leading to other places.

Could each of those doors be a passage leading to a different basement?

Let’s just pick one at random and go in.

Hilde said there was something, so there must be something there. But seriously, isn’t there some strange ancient demon king or archdemon sealed in the basement?