## Chapter 756 – Paladin Kim Kat

“He’s so suspicious, seriously. He likes any black woman with big, pretty boobs.”

ㅡPoke, poke.

Wienia said that while poking my side with her finger.

“Do you like boobs that much? Do you?”
“Ugh.”

Is there any man who dislikes big, pretty boobs? That’s a fact, so there’s nothing I can do about it. I even live for the joy of touching my women’s breasts every night.

Especially touching Wienia’s, which are officially the biggest, is the most fun.

“Would you like my mom too if she had big boobs?”
“No, say something that makes sense!!!”
“Hehe. Just kidding. Why are you yelling like that?”
“To joke about your own mother…!”

Such an outrage!!

Only I am allowed to insult someone else’s mother! In that sense, I understood Wienia’s hatred for turning her own mother into a sexual joke.

She must really hate her mother.

Actually, I don’t like my dad that much either. Honestly, the more I think about it, the less of a good person he was. When I was young, if I caused any trouble, I would immediately be stripped naked and kicked out of the house.

Anyway, Wienia is kind of similar to me in that way?

There are definitely parents in the world who deserve to be insulted.

Parents who are the target of insults, and who themselves deserve to be insulted. In other words, three generations are cursed at once.

The world is full of those bastards.

And so, I rebuke them. Whether it’s during a fight or a provocation. As a seeker of Fusion Confucianism and a Heavenly Demon. I have no choice but to curse and rebuke those bastards.

This is.
Yes.

ㅡDestiny.

It was destiny.

The reason I always bring up and curse the other person’s parents is because it carries such a heavy meaning. Therefore, the targets of my insults must also take it seriously. What determines that weight is their own life. There are hardly any beings who have heard my insults and lived to tell the tale.

Ugh, damn it, my thoughts wandered off again.

“Anyway. So, what does your mother look like? I need to hear about her appearance beforehand to know what to expect.”
“Well… she looks pretty much like me. The only differences are a slight height difference and her hairstyle.”
“What about your sisters?”
“They’re all similar. They’re sisters, so they’re different, but they can’t help but resemble each other. They’re all the same when it comes to having a bad personality like our mom.”

Wienia continued, touching her hair. She seemed to be aware that she had a bad personality. But that’s her charm point. It doesn’t matter to me, especially for Wienia.

“Their boob sizes are all similar too… but I think Mom’s were the biggest.”

What?

Bigger than Wienia’s?

“That’s a walking pair of boobs.”

Not a Walking Dead, but a Walking Bust.

How happy can a walking pair be?

If a world existed where such walking pairs were commonplace, I would want to achieve it even if it meant paying money. I briefly imagined Wienia’s family photo… it’s almost like a mother-daughter duo perfectly optimized for doggy style.

Quite a precious photo.

“What?”

Wienia frowned for a moment.

“Walking boobs?”
“Ah, no. Just… unconsciously.”
“Unconsciously?”

Is she getting upset right now?

“Are you saying that black woman is a walking pair of boobs right now?”
“No, to be exact, a Walking Bust… no. I wasn’t even talking about you. Wienia’s mom has big boobs… no. Damn it, why do my words keep… Anyway, she’s a woman with very big breasts. That’s roughly the context.”
“What context?”

Oh dear.

“Why, you know, that context. That’s it. Empathy.”
“Why are you empathizing?”
“Hey, Wienia, what’s wrong! You said it was okay to insult your own mother first!”
“I did say that. But calling her a walking pair of boobs is a bit much. It feels like you were thinking about me that way and it just slipped out.”
“I never thought that at all, and it just popped into my head when you said your mom’s were bigger. Honestly, that size is hard to imagine, right? It’s a natural reaction.”

I have never thought of Wienia as a walking pair of boobs.

“Really? But what if my boobs get even bigger than my mom’s? Would I be a walking pair of boobs then?”
“Wienia isn’t a walking pair of boobs, she’s just a beautiful girl. That concept is absolute, so it will never change. Of course, it would be great if they got bigger.”
“Like Hilde’s?”
“Hilde’s are smaller than yours.”
“What if Hilde’s get bigger?”

Flying demon boobs… damn it!
What an absurd word!

“…If they get bigger, they get bigger. Double the happiness.”
“You’re so funny, Kat.”

What’s so funny?

“Ah! Seriously! If you keep doing that, I’m going to make you do it standing up today! I won’t let you put me down!”
“Ah.”

When I shouted that, Wienia flinched for a moment and started rubbing her thighs together. Her body has been very well trained by me.

“U-Ugh… Th-Then…”

Wienia, hesitating, wrapped her arms around mine and rubbed her breasts against me.

“I want to do it more.”
“Oh my goodness.”
“Do it standing up for me, please♡”

A voice overflowing with charm.

“You haven’t done it much lately. That’s my favorite.”
“Ah, yeah, yeah. I’ll do it standing up for you. Okay? Let’s stop talking about walking boobs.”

Just talking about it is making me hard.
Walking Bust… that must be a dream world.

I have a desire for breasts.

“Okay.”

And so, I returned home with Wienia.

Anyway, to summarize, the women in Wienia’s family generally have bad personalities, and their height and boob size are all similar. Among them, her mother seems to be the biggest… and her magical skills are the best as well.

Wienia’s magical skills are said to be the highest among her sisters.

Actually, I don’t really need to worry about Wienia’s older or younger sisters. It didn’t seem like they had a very good relationship. And more than anything, they’re apparently not very relevant to Wienia.

Whatever the case, I think I’ll be talking to Wienia’s mother soon. The maid Erika, who I just met, will report it, so she’ll know right away that Wienia came to the capital.

Finding out the location of our house won’t be a problem either.

Let’s try to resolve it well when we meet next time.

“Kat. So, you met with Wienia’s family’s maid and had that kind of conversation?”
“Yeah. She said she would let them know, so now they’ll know that Wienia came to the capital and everything.”

As soon as I got home, I told Claudia about it.

“So, it looks like I’ll have to go talk to them sometime.”
“Hmph, is that so?”

Claudia said, touching her lips.

“It’s no different from going to get officially recognized by Wienia’s parents, right?”
“Official recognition… honestly, I don’t think I’ll hear anything good.”

She said her mother was a bitch who treated her children like tools, so she’ll definitely say something.

Of course, it’s not a problem.

“Yes. I don’t think you’ll hear anything good. The heads of those noble families all have similar personalities.”

Liz said.

“They might even throw water in your face, Kat. It’s a very unpleasant thing, but… I don’t think there’s anything you can do about it.”

Is this a morning drama?

“Is that so?”
“Yes. Honestly, they’ll probably look down on you because of your hair color too.”
“Wouldn’t it be okay if I said I was a Paladin?”
“Having a good background is good, but I don’t know if a wealthy count family will like it. Originally, arranged marriages are almost like business deals.”

In other words, they’re doing it to gain benefits from the marriage, but Wienia is already out of the family. There’s no reason for me to worry about that family.

Whether they like it or not, I just need to convey my intentions and Wienia’s intentions.

“If they don’t like it, just beat them up. You just have to beat up those kinds of parents.”

Karin said it as if it was nothing.

“What am I, a delinquent? Beating up parents.”
“There are parents who deserve to be beaten up. Your sister too. If your sister ever goes to see your father at the main house, she might really beat him to the point of death. Honestly, I think I could kill him and his bodyguards even if they attacked me.”

In fact, not only Wienia but also Karin had a lot of grievances with her family.

She definitely said her mother was a ‘war trophy’. A concubine acquired through war with the nomads. She endured being treated poorly when she was young, but Karin isn’t an adult who cares about that kind of thing now.

“Hehehe, ah. If Karin does that, I’ll have to go help too. I’ll just beat them all up.”

If that happens, I will definitely help.

“What, Kat?”
“No, this is about the Vestart family, not the Bellatude family.”
“Um, no. I wasn’t going to say anything. If my family is rude to you, are you going to beat them up?”
“I’ll think about it first, but I’ll endure it. But if it’s too much, I won’t endure it.”

It depends on the degree of rudeness.
If it’s unbearable, I won’t endure it.

“You don’t have to endure it. I’m the same as Karin.”
“Oh dear.”

But Karin’s is her father, so it’s okay, but Wienia’s is her mother, so it’s a bit… If she has a similar appearance and similar breasts to Wienia, even I would feel a bit merciful.

“Haa. I should have known this when I was young. I should have had the courage to beat up my parents if I didn’t like them.”

It’s a good thing Karin is becoming a potential parricide now. If she had become a potential parricide in her childhood, there would be no turning back.

“No, are you that disappointed?”
“I’m very disappointed. But well, it’s never too late to regret.”
“For once, you’re saying something cool.”

We talked about Wienia’s family like that. Honestly, I didn’t know anyone well, so all we did was talk about beating them up, how good it was to leave home, and things like that.

“Hehehe, Wienia. You said you have sisters, right? Are they all married?”
“Why are you curious about that, you!”

Wienia shouted when Claudia made a chilling joke.

“I haven’t said anything yet.”
“I know what you’re going to say!”

Why is Claudia curious about the marital status of Wienia’s sisters…

“As always.”

Risha came to my side.

“You will be able to solve it well.”
“That’s right. I have absolute confidence.”
“But, parents…”

She said that in a passing tone.

“What do Risha’s mom and dad do?”
“Hehehe, I don’t know. That is already… a thing of the past.”

Eyes that seemed to be looking somewhere far away.

The past?
Or really far away?

Let’s try to narrate like a documentary for a moment.

“In those days when the world was still mysterious. In that land, ancient people wearing only scraps of cloth roamed around and began to sprout civilization with the embers they had just kindled…”
“It’s not that long ago, so be quiet.”
“Okay.”

Just kidding.

“Anyway, parental recognition… it feels a bit unfamiliar.”

Then, Claudia came up and said.
Parental recognition.

Claudia is a half-elf.

A being whose father was a dark elf and whose mother was a human.

In the land of Shurdic, where the Great Desert stretches out, humans and dark elves. And desert orcs are fighting for their survival, and in such a place, a mixed-blood person lives with even greater contempt than the mixed-blood people of the Mirkesha barbarians in this kingdom.

“Why, Claudia. Did it remind you of the old days?”
“Just a little bit while we’re talking.”

Claudia, who came from behind the sofa, hugged me from behind while I was sitting.

“Parents… yeah. Do people generally hate their parents? Like Wienia and Karin do.”

What are you talking about?

“The sample is a bit bad, but usually they love rather than hate.”
“Oh my, is that so?”
“What do you think, Claudia?”
“Hmph, well. I think I used to resent them, but I haven’t thought much about it since a while ago. I haven’t lived with the thought of wanting to see them.”

Actually, there’s no point in seeing an elf male character.

“What about now?”
“It’s the same now.”

It means she doesn’t really want to see them.
She said they abandoned Claudia and left.

No, still, I was planning to build up my skills to some extent and then go to inform my women’s parents in order.

I would go to Wienia’s, Karin’s, and Liz’s house once. If I had the chance, Risha or… Claudia too.

“Aren’t you curious about how they’re doing?”

Anyway, when I first came to this world, I thought about my family a lot. They weren’t very good parents, but they were family. But I realized that there was no point in thinking about it, so I just stopped at some point.

I think it’s the same for my women.

They just don’t do it, but they feel like they’re thinking about it.

“I’m not curious. But he was a pretty strong dark elf, so maybe he’s living somewhere? I’m just thinking about it that much.”
“Hmm.”

Someday, if I go to the desert.
If I have a chance to find them.

Ah, damn it, I don’t know.

“Sir Kat. For your information, I don’t have a mother. I heard she died.”
“No, why are you suddenly making such a confession…?”

Then, Hilde suddenly came up and dropped a shocking confession out of context.

“I was just telling you because I wanted you to know since you were talking about that kind of thing. Actually, it’s common for demons to die in Pandemonium, so that’s what happened to my mother too. I don’t think much about it. Because I’m a succubus.”
“Okay. Thank you for telling me, Hilde.”

As I was doing that, Ari also came up.

“Father? Were you talking about parents?”
“It gets complicated when Ari gets involved.”

Seriously.