Chapter 83 – Zombie Parade

ㅡJUeeeee!!!

The translucent-colored Ghost that hit my manhae was cut in two. The guy exploded in extreme grief and fluttered in the air like a torn A4 paper before falling and disappearing.

“Wol Ah Cheon Chung.”

I held the form for about 10 seconds in the same posture as I had cut the ghost, and then quietly led the sword with all the heaviness of life. Only then did the Holy Enchantment’s duration expire, and the holy light scattered into dust.

“—-Ah.”

With the previous ‘cutting’, I ‘cut’ my weak part.

It didn’t seem like I was afraid of ghosts anymore. I’m a very timid person, so after watching a horror movie, I was an asshole who couldn’t even shower properly at night. When I was washing my hair, I would suffer from delusions that the lights would suddenly go out and ghosts would appear.

Then you won’t be able to sleep well at night. When I woke up at dawn, I was afraid to open my eyes, and for some reason, I was afraid that a ghost might be holding its face in front of my face.

When it came to witnessing a ghost in the army, I was so scared that I had no answer other than holding my successor’s hand tightly. Even when I returned to work, I held my hand tightly, and I still can’t forget the strange look of the duty commander who looked at me at that time.

I have now cut through those horrors of the past.

Haha!Haha!”

And I was mad

Now even Ghost couldn’t stop my treachery. Tension rose with tremendous momentum from this boiling sense of achievement. I feel like I can do anything now.

Excited, I thanked Elise.

“Thank you! Elise! Thanks to you, I cut through my fears!”
“I’m not sure what you’re talking about, but I’m glad you look happy.”

Ghosts were monsters that were literally real ghosts that were impervious to physical attacks. If novice adventurers meet such a being in the deep forest, it is no different than looking for them.

They were real monsters who enjoyed grabbing and bursting people’s hearts with their astral hands that could pass through anything. Those who can not use magic or have no divine power are those who use cowardly techniques that should be dealt with with their eyes open.

However, even though I received the power of Elise’s divine buff, I succeeded in cutting off such a powerful ghost child. In other words, this is the word that is my true skill.

I raised my thumb towards Cloudy with a smile on my face.

“Cloudy! I cut the Ghost!”

I had to share this glorious victory with her.

“Um… If you’re happy, that’s it, right? Good job. My cut is great.”
“Amchang is fucking cool.”

It was necessary to lead this current tension. I wrapped the sack I had taken off and put it back on my back. Then, let’s move on to the next area.

“Elise. How many more times can I use that buff skill from now on?”
“If you do not use other skills, you can activate up to six more times.”
“Right.”

Since the dead always exist suffering from desperate loneliness, it is common for them to stick together.

Seeing that there was one Ghost, it was reasonable to assume that there were other Ghosts around here too, like cockroaches.

I had to kill them all and get rid of them for the public good.

An impulse that no one could stop boiling over.
Today’s me was Kim Katt, a ghost buster acting as a messenger.

“Let’s go!”

He roamed around like that. As dark as the forest was, the cries of the Ghosts echoed here and there. I followed the sound and searched for a place where they might be. Soon after, they succeeded in finding more Ghosts.

ㅡWhee woo woo woo.
ㅡHuruuuuu.
ㅡWhoops…

These cursed ghosts were translucent, withered, twisted-looking monsters clad in fluttering scraps of old fabric. They sang about their gloomy fate as they forcibly opened their mouths that couldn’t even be opened.

Just looking at it made me hate it. Just a moment ago, I felt fear, but now I was just disgusted.

Abbreviation.

They were the underdogs.

Then it was right to despise it.

The total number of them is three. I had the urge to cut everything down right away. I pulled out the knife I had put in. And let out a roar.

“It’s unity with unwillingness, you 10 bastards! I’ll make you all become Buddhas!”

ㅡHwiryuuu!

Then, all three of them flew towards me as if aggro was attracted. The pace was slow. At that speed, it wouldn’t be able to take out a single hair, let alone my heart.

“Whoa, whoa, aren’t you enjoying yourself? You look very happy.”

Cloudy, who was standing behind, smiled softly. Now, I was in a very good mood by cutting through the past. The corners of my mouth also went up. It was a great opportunity to show her the best side of me.

“Elise! Buff please!”

I asked Elise for a buff again.
From now on, I plan to activate the infinite sword system and cut all of those bastards.

“All right!”

—-A genie that will drive out the evil with the power of a glorious god…

Elise responded vigorously and then recited the prayer.
As if praying, I also recited lines that were low and sweet.

“Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. It is my destiny to send the undead who have reversed death to where they should be.”

ㅡParts suit!

Once again, the sword burned with a brilliant halo of light. The duration of Holy Enchantment is not that long. However, with that amount of time, it was time to punish not only Ghost, but also Ghost Grandpa.

It was clear that their weak spiritual bodies would be cut like tofu before my blade.

I immediately activated the infinite sword system.

“Unbelievable!”

Fuck.

But from the start, it was doomed. It’s been too long since I remembered it, so I said Unlimited, not Unbelievable. Damn it. It was already too late to correct the words.

“Blade!”

But it’s already spilled water.
I continued chanting and ran out with my sword held high.

ㅡ Tak Tak Tak Tak!

“Walks!”

So, it was a surprising activation of the Sword Mastery.
What an amazing swordsman you are, hey!

ㅡ Whiyuuuuu!
“Damn it!”

A Ghost reached out to me.

However, because he was bare-handed, he could never cross the gap between my sword strikes. I swung the sword with the power of running, and the guy disappeared as it turned into half. It was truly amazing power.

ㅡSuddenly!

There were only two left. Of course, even two of them couldn’t keep up with my run with their slow speed. The speed difference between them and me was about the same as that of a rabbit and a tortoise, with a little exaggeration.

It hit the ground again and jumped out, feeding one with a knife. Fuuk, the blade covered with divinity pierced the guy’s chest. Ghost grabbed his heart and disappeared as ashes.

Even so, the duration remained.

There is only one left to go!

“Nin, I’m back now, you motherfucker!”

Seeing the two of them attain Buddhahood in an instant, the last one hesitated.

The terrified guy immediately turned around and tried to run away. I, Kim Katt, a man who can terrorize even ghosts, immediately pursued him. As I said, with their crappy speed, they could never get away from me.

ㅡFuck you (Fuck! Save me!)

“This bastard who has already died is a far-off bullshit!”

I was so happy that I was so confused that I could hear the Ghost’s cries as if they were begging for help. But I had no mercy.

“True railroad!”

ㅡAs it were, he swung his sword horizontally and split the guy’s waist.

It was a very neat blow.
The boy was about to disappear in two pieces.

ㅡPuss.

By the way.

“Uh, huh?”

Doesn’t my sword go through the ghost as it is?

My body stiffened in an unexpected situation. It was the same with Ghost. Ghost, clutching his head and curled up in a fit, looked back at me. He checked his body and tilted his head as if in doubt.

“Well.”

I looked at my knife.

The buff time had already ended, and my sword had long since become an ordinary sword.

ㅡHwiyuuuuu (idiot!)
“Techaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!”

Ghost’s blade rushed at me.
A scream like the roar of the beginning burst out of my mouth and at the same time I cast Naryeotagon (懶驢打滾).

“Fuck! Save me!”

I rolled off the floor and got up, but there was nothing I could do to the opponent who couldn’t get through my attack. I ran away right away. He flew up and slowly pursued me. A momentary forgotten fear welled up from the depths of his heart.

My fear was not overcome.

However, with the help of Elise’s buff, it was only that she hid herself for a while between the other side of her consciousness. I mistook it for the disappearance of fear.

When the situation of desperation came, the fear reared its head again.
Crab foam was about to come out of my mouth.

“Claudy!”

I needed a place to hide. I called out to her thinking of her breathing her between her her breasts her in her cloudy as usual. But nowhere was she. Where is she! Shit!

“…Yes, Ghost can’t help it.”

A voice came from behind.

ㅡShhh!

I turned around and saw Claudy holding a sad sword. She pulverized the Ghost with a simple swing of her curved sword. I lost strength in my legs and sat down.

“Chipa… I almost bleed while trembling like crazy.”

A heavy breath came out. Cloudy has arrived.

“I recognized it from when I was so excited. Let’s be a little careful?”
“I’m so fucking sorry.”

She took her hand and stood up. Her whole body was covered with sweat. I was so excited because it wasn’t like me. I promised myself that I wouldn’t even look at ghosts in the future.

“Uh, fuck?”

One thing I overlooked was that, very surprisingly, Ghosts did not drop any items. Even though he was drinking raw food, he was only deprived of his physical strength his, let alone supply and demand.

When I think about it calmly, catching a ghost itself is just a loss. I bitterly regretted it. If I hadn’t caught them, I would have been able to collect more talents in that time. I was just kidding, damn it.

“That’s not true. At least you didn’t purify them. Your efforts were not at all in vain.”
“Is that so?”

After grumbling about such complaints, Elise spoke as if comforting.

Well, purifying the evil spirits wandering the Nine Heavens is a good thing. It’s probably a life where you can’t afford it, but sometimes it’s okay to do good deeds.

Even after that, we hunted the undead until the last minute. Just as there is a saying that if you meet a god, kill a god, and if you meet a Buddha, kill a Buddha. As the saying goes, when we meet the undead, we kill every tribe we meet (never means that way).

In the end, it was only around sunset that we were able to descend the mountain with a full bag on our back.

“Ah, it was a very satisfying day.”
“That’s right. Today I collected a lot more hair than I thought.”
“It was a very happy day for me too.”

All that was left was to take the heads in the sack to the church and exchange them for talents. Nogada in this way is the beauty of this festival. Farming normally and getting equipment, isn’t it literally like an RPG?

“I have collected a total of 37 heads, so I’ll have to divide them by 12.”

Carrying all this stuff on my back made my back hurt.

In the middle, two women said they would listen, but as a fucking man, I had no intention of handing them over even if they were stronger than me.

I went straight to the nearest Brass Holy Angel Society church. There were placards like this and that, and in the parade ground inside the church, merchandise exchanges were lined up like a flea market. The fever of the festival was also in full swing.

I immediately went to the window in charge and put down the sack.

“Oh, that’s a lot. Thank you for your sacred service.”
“I did a bit of exertion today, hee hee.”

The handsome priest counted the heads in the sack and handed over the talents. The number was 37. I handed out twelve to each and ate the remaining one myself.