Chapter 86 – Zombie Parade

He stood in front of them with his sword drawn. Judging by the tone of voice and the atmosphere, these bastards were 100 percent homicide robbers. Instead of taking advantage of the festival and killing the undead, it was clear that they were vicious bastards who killed people in remote places to make money.

“Do my brothers have something to do?

I tossed the sack while babbling moderately.
At the same time, I rolled my eyes and measured the opponent’s strength.

The length of the sword was longer for me. Three one-handed swords and two axes. And one mace. The condition of the armor was also insignificant except for the fact that the two were wearing leather vests. There doesn’t seem to be anything to do with it other than the number of heads.

In other words, is it a subsistence robbery? They don’t seem like very nice people.
Still, it looked bloody since there were only six of them together.

“What? Lost? What nonsense are you talking about?”

ㅡTuk, tok.

As if nothing was wrong, he kicked a stone with the heel of his boot, creating an appearance without a sense of crisis. Then they burst into laughter.

Hehe, can’t you understand the situation? When you say something nice, throw away your knife and lie down, bastard. Then I’ll save your life.”

They seem quite familiar with blackmailing, but judging from how they politely start talking, I don’t think they’re very skilled.

Since ancient times, if you were a good bandit, it was right to shoot an arrow first, or to talk to the corpse after killing all of them. Thieves should not have long tongues.

“Yes? A knife?”

Now, at what timing should I hit the first bread?
At least one must be killed with my own hands.

“Yeah, you bastard. When hyung says something nice, quickly throw away the knife.”
“No, why are you throwing away the knife? You can’t throw it away because my mom bought it for me.”
“What?”

I wondered how long this bastard was going to solve the problem with words, so I asked with a puzzled feeling.

“Are you kidding me now?”
“No no, I’m just kidding. I asked because I was embarrassed when he suddenly asked me to throw away the knife.”
“Don’t fuck, throw away the knife if you don’t want to be searched for. And since we know there are two more people hiding behind, they all come out.”

I looked at Copson and Cloudy.
The eyes were right.

I nodded and they both came out from behind a tree. Copson’s expression was stiff as if he was nervous, and Cloudy was as usual. No, he seemed rather happy.

“Hey, blonde.

The robber, who skillfully gave instructions, started flirting as soon as he recognized that Claudy was a woman.

This bastard has completely lost his head.
If she knew what kind of woman Claudy was, she wouldn’t even wake up.

Cloudy whispered softly to me.

“Kat, do you want to take it off?”
“Don’t take it off.”

Cloudy’s ears are something only I can see.

“What are you talking about? My pretty one, take off your hoodie? No, just take off everything you’re wearing and show off your breasts. It’s better if you shake it. Clinkle.”
Hehe, sister! I’ll save you!”
“Take it off quickly!Hehe!”

It seems that he was a murderer and a rapist, and unstoppable sexual harassment came out. There seemed to be nothing to shy away from, probably because they were three in six.

How dare you sexually harass Cloudy?
What I haven’t done either!

All these pups followed.

“Sexual harassment! You just sexually harassed me! Such an ignorance! Apologize right away!”

In my anger, I burst into anger. I couldn’t forgive him for daring to sexually harass my Cloudy.

“…Are you kidding me?”

As if Stern had come to my polite protest, he looked around at his comrades and said,
I might start slowly.

“You’re a piece of teasing. If you want to see a baby, go to your mother and ask her to show it to you.”
“What, what?”
“Didn’t you hear? Your mother’s tits are fucking big.”
“What is this bastard saying now!”

The robber burst into anger as if he had no resistance to pad-lips. Seeing that his snarky attitude disappeared, he seemed quite upset. No matter how strong you are, your mother is precious. I subtly corrected my posture and gripped the knife tightly.

“Shall I say it again? Your mother…”
“이 씨팔새끼가! 얘들아! 이새끼들 다 죽여!”

He screamed, a clot of blood in his neck.
I’ve been aiming for this timing all along.

—Pavat!

“Uh-“

I put the blade ahead and kicked the ground. Preemptive victory is the truth, surprise is the shortcut to victory. It was clear that these bastards were homicide robbers, and they even sexually harassed Cloudy, so killing them was innocent.

“Ahhhhh!”

What I was aiming for was the guy’s face. Frightened when he saw me approaching in less than two seconds, he bent his back as he struggled in amazement, let alone his counterattack his.

“Asshole!”

What if you bend your back? As I was running, I lowered the blade a bit and stabbed him in the chest.

ㅡPoo-wook!

“Hey!”

In an instant, the blade pierced his torso. At least 40 cm seems to be embedded. He immediately drew his sword and took a stance. Wow, blood spurted out. Even if you do this much, people will die. He collapsed, clutching his chest, from which blood was spurting out.

“Baby, tongue is fucking.”
“Ahhhhh!! Gagging!”
“No, you son of a bitch. I’m giving you my advice, but if you’re going to rob, you’d better keep your mouth shut. Look, you’ve been robbing your mouth.

ㅡPeruk!

As it is, I fed him with a soccer kick. He rolled his eyes as he coughed up blood.

“Huh? You can’t be relieved that the number is higher, you motherfucker.”

There were five left.

“Kill that bastard!”
“Aaaaa!”

Two warlike-looking men lunged at me. The other three just hesitated and didn’t want to step out. It was a wise decision, but it was also immature. If they want to come, they all come at once, and if they want to run away, they should all run away at once.

“Copson! Cloudy!”

I called my colleagues. Claudy jumped out with a curved sword, and Copson ran out with a grotesque cry. In an instant, it was a three-generation situation.

“It’s raining!”
“You bastard!”

Copson and the robber clashed. They battled it out, aiming for each other’s wrists, swinging knives, backstabbing, and doing all sorts of shit. Even after 100 days, it seemed difficult to deliver effective hits.

ㅡShhh!

Cloudy had nothing to worry about.

“Stupid, but brave. Come on, counter it. Can’t we run away?”
“Bitch!”

She swung her curved sword as if playing a prank, dodging and letting go of all her attacks her as if to gauge her opponent’s skill. The look on her face made her look amused, so she decided not to interrupt.

“You bastards! You guys also come and help!”

The robber, who had been competing with Copson, slashed at her colleagues who were watching from behind her. Copson also sent me a distress call.

“Barbarian!”

I was watching the movement of the three, and I quickly moved my body to cling to Copson’s opponent.

“Ugh, haha!”

In a level of skill that is so high, one person can never defeat two of them alone. When I rushed recklessly at the guy with whom I was fighting for a long time, I immediately panicked and tried to run away. Since I showed my back, it is no different that the game has already been decided.

ㅡPeruk!

“Quite a bit!”

She swung her sword diagonally. The sharp-edged blade pierced his shoulder her. His shoulders her widened with a feeling of hitting as if he were hitting pork. Blood spurted out, and the creature fell forward like a rotten old tree.

“Thank you! Barbarian!”

Copson thanked him by slashing the back of his neck her with the tip of a knife for confirmation. He too is accustomed to murder.

“S-Stop it! Stop it!”
“Turn your back and I’ll kill you. Oh, Kat. I don’t have to mind.”
“Okay.”

A totally excited Cloudy was playing with a robber. The robber only looked for an opportunity to escape, but he was unable to do so due to Cloudy’s offensive her. She mocked the robber with a knife, like a cat playing with a captured mouse.

“Fuck!”

In an instant, one of them, seeing the two behind, turned and ran away. He had no intention of missing out on the water he had caught for the first time in a while. Copson and I screamed and ran away.

“Keeeee!!!”
“Zuuuuu!!!”

Now that one person has died, the situation is two-to-two. In a life-and-death battle, momentum was the most important thing. Whoever pecked first loses. Having already fed my sword with blood, I was confident that I would never lose.

A sword with a longer reach than the opponent and a breastplate that protects the chest. And he even wore a gauntlet that could block enemy attacks with his forearm, so being scared was an idiot.

It’s a long experience. Rather than weighing this and that, actively jumping into battle is more likely to win. Even from the opponent’s point of view, a person who recklessly rushes towards you is more frightening than a person who carefully walks through the workshop while paying attention to his safety.

The theory of combat taught by Karin, and practical swordsmanship. And the difference between enhanced skills and overwhelming equipment made me a brave warrior. I was a great hero who became infinitely strong against opponents weaker than me.

“Sir, fight the fuck!”
“Fuck! You fight!”
“What?!”

Of the two remaining, one of them immediately turned around and ran away. There was no reason to be loyal to robbers. As such, it was a two-on-one situation.

“Hang on!”

That was the boy’s final words. He was knocked down helplessly by Copson’s and mine’s knives. We hacked his body like an evil demon. These mischievous bastards. It would have been better if the six of us had attacked at once as soon as they found us.

It was their defeat that they did not shy away from the topic of robbery.

“Hey, Klau… He’s still playing.”

I ran to Cloudy. She was cooking a robber covered in sweat and blood.

“Heo-euk… Heo-euk… That, stop. No more…”
“Oh, Kat. Are you here?”
“Yeah. They caught three already. Two of them got away.”
“Whoa, whoa, you two won against five? You did a really good job.”

Cloudy, who saw my face her, greeted me with a bright face that I couldn’t even imagine that a person was cooking with a knife.

As she said, Cloudy only marked one, so it was no different than me and Copson winning against five. It was a huge achievement.

“Khehe…”
“Oh.”

Finally, the thief, completely exhausted, collapsed. Looking at it, there were many scratches on the blade, but no fatal wounds, so it seemed that it had become completely Cloudy’s toy. He sprawled out and gasped for his breath.

“Huh, how do I do this…”
“Hey, catch Copson so he can’t move. From now on, I’ll show you the decapitation show of Nani Nani, Damn Nani Kim Katt.”
Hehe, such a savage. Well, I see. What murder robbers like this need is a strict judgment of the law.”

Copson trampled his chest. The robber begged for her life with tears streaming down her face. But the heart should not be weak here. It’s unfortunate, but now there was no other way than to kill him. The Buddha in my heart told me to cut my throat quickly.

“Sah, save me. I’ll do anything, so please…”
“Hang on.”
“Huh? Why?”

Cloudy stopped me from raising the knife.
She stared at me and opened her mouth.

“Kat, isn’t it a waste to kill like this?”
“It’s a waste? It’s definitely a waste, but I have no interest in torture.”
“Torture, what are you talking about?”
“Hmm? Then?”
“It’s a great opportunity to gain practical experience.”
“What, practice?”

She said as she looked down at the robber gasping for her breath with a fishy grin. Practical experience? When she heard that, she thought about it a little, but it seemed like she was going to do something absurdly terrible…

“A duel dedicated to Hel-Khan. How about it? Why don’t you give it a try? I’ll judge you.”
“A duel, my God.”

Come to think of it, that happened the other time when I knocked out Maurice. Are you thinking of defending a duel between this bastard and me?

“Oh, don’t you like it?”
“No, what. Good.”
“Huh, that’s a good idea. You’re my man as expected.”

It didn’t matter much, so she decided to do as she said. Cloudy wants it, so shouldn’t he do it? And more than anything else, I also wanted to test the swordsmanship I had learned so far.

Didn’t he keep killing people by surprise or something dirty like that? First of all, it was necessary to have a proper one-on-one duel at least once because he was such a tired guy as his opponent.

“Get up. I’ll give you a chance.”

Cloudy said to the fallen robber.

“If you fight and win, I’ll release you.”
“…Kuh!”
“I told you to wake up. Are you going to cut off your ears?”
“I-I’m going to wake up!”

I placed the blade over his ear and he forced himself to rise. It looked incredibly difficult. Covered in sweat and blood, he let out his breath violently. It would be strange to lose if the enemy was in that condition.

“Yes, with a knife. If you try to escape, I will punish you in Hel-Khan’s name.”

At that, the robber slowly picked up the knife. He had a very frightened expression. If you look closely, Cloudy had a cruel side. No, he was just cruel. In the first place, she was a woman who didn’t mind seeing people cut to pieces.

Cloudy shouted to the sky.
It was a prayer to dedicate a duel to Hel-Khan, the god of the night sky.

“I’ll let you go if you win. Kat, do your best.”
“Uh…Yes. I’ll definitely give you the glory by winning.”
“Whoops, thank you. So let’s start?”

The duel has begun.
The robber groaned.

“You, you devilish bastards!”
“What are you talking about, you bastard!”