Chapter 87 – Zombie Parade

An impromptu duel between me and the robbers began. He couldn’t focus on me and kept trying to turn his head away, probably because he was so scared of being surrounded by three people. Cloudy sneered at him, mockingly saying that he would spare him if he won.

It seems that he was quite upset about being sexually harassed.
Of course I was pissed too.

I was going to hit him three times after playing moderately, but I’m just going to end it.
The insect must be weeded out of this world.

“Whoa, Whoa! Whoa!”

No matter how much a robber kills people and steals money and goods, he must have a human heart. I think I’m in a semi-panic state.

“Whoa! Whoa!”

Is it Lamaze breathing?

Well, if you don’t focus on the duel, the long-awaited chance for actual combat will be useless.
I used luck to motivate him.

“…Do you go robbing because you have nothing to do? Huh?”

Until now, rather than using swordsmanship, they had won by using the power that came from trained stamina. There was no chance to try using a proper swordsmanship. Now that Cloudy made the plate, it was a golden opportunity.

“You bastard is worse than this dog. This is a piece of shit. I shouldn’t blame you, but your mother who gave birth to you like that.”

I know that my skills have improved to some extent through practicing with Karin, but I did not know how much it would work for ordinary people. A highwayman would be a suitable opponent.

“…What?”

Even the terrified guy reacted as if he had come to his senses when he mentioned his mother his.
Yes, you should come out like that.

“If her mother had raised her mother-in-law normally, would she have become a robber? It’s all because your mother is an asshole. Oh, no, what’s wrong with the child? All her parents are her assholes.”

The boy’s face started to turn red in an instant.
Saliva protruded from the man’s mouth, heated with anger.

I grumbled and continued.

“Child…!”
“It’s a punishment, a punishment. It won’t kill you. It should kill your mother. Admit it? Where does your mother live? I’ll go and kill her. Oh, is she already dead?”
“You bastard! You die and I die!”

—Pavat!
As he roared, he came running with his sword held high.

“There’s nothing I can do to touch someone else’s mother!!!”

However, it was a very obvious course, and the path of the sword that he struck with all his might was also very honest. Is this a skill difference? To me it seemed so clear.

“Baby. Your filial piety is extremely good.”

I didn’t even have to break the slash with the counter.
He immediately thrust his right foot in, twisting his wrist and thrusting the knife up.

ㅡ Chaeyoung!

His blade his, which drew a half-trajectory, collided with my blade, and at the same time it came down with a metallic sound and came down the blade.

“What!”

The descending blade was blocked by my crossguard, of course, and my stab without losing momentum penetrated his face. It was a match that didn’t even take 10 seconds.

If he had any knowledge of swords, there would have been about two sums of workshops here, but he was a complete beginner. The sword is not just wielded. He must think and wield it with intent to kill.

“Cheer, squeak…!”

The guy with the knife stuck in his face dropped his knife, not knowing what to do. He pushed his sword through the grip and walked away. He followed my steps backwards at my pace and then fell over. That was it.

“Gap, squeak!”
“Is this good enough?”

I don’t know because it ended so quickly, but it seems that this is enough to show that I have learned swordsmanship. It was worth paying 10 silver to Karin.

“No, it ended in one shot!”
“Cut! Finish! Finish!”

Copson admired and Cloudy exclaimed. The expression on her face as she chants the finish line was so excited that she could n’t believe she was the one ordering the murder.

If you take me to the arena sometime, I’ll change my mind.
I don’t know if it’s because I believe in a strange god, but Cloudy really liked this.

“Die, Hakuron!”

ㅡShhh!

He lowered the knife to the back of the convulsing robber’s neck. As the blade touched his neckbone, he flinched, then sagged. With that, he met his death.

“Whoa! Good job! Really good job!”

An overjoyed Claudy jumped in and hugged me tightly, as if trying to squeeze me between her breastbones her.

“Cheup!”
“Yes, yes! What a great blow! All warriors need to be calm. To kill an enemy, it is necessary to suppress savagery. To take chances to win! That is skill and skill!”
“Su, breath!”
“I’m very happy. You have the qualities of a warrior. I saw it right!”
“I think I’m going to sleep!”
“Hey, did you say you were dedicating victory to me? Can you say that again?”

After saying that, Cloudy released the strength of the arms that restrained my body her. When the pressure eased, I was able to get his face her out her. Out of breath

“Fuhap!”

But do you want me to say it again? Out of curiosity, I asked.

“Haha… Is it some kind of ritual?”
“Yeah, it’s similar. Just tell me.”
“I dedicate this victory to you… Is this enough?”
“Okay!”

And Cloudy hugged me tightly again. I almost suffocated from the pressure on his chest that followed.

Judging by her attitude her, I had a grotesque thought that she might consider me to be something similar to a Pokemon, but she thought no one would do that with Pokemon, so she put the thought aside.

In fact, I wonder if being connected with an elf also falls under the category of interspecies sexuality.

“Barbarian! Let’s enjoy it and take the loot!”

Cried Copson.

Yes.

Finally, the most enjoyable time has arrived.
Cloudy’s chest is also enjoyable, but farming time provides a different kind of pleasure.

When you kill something, a drop item will drop. Monsters often drop useless japtem, but the story is different for humans.

When a person dies, he puts down everything he is holding. Money, weapons, clothes… Everything he had at the moment of his death.

“Good!”

I escaped from my chest and ran like a paddle, grabbing the corpses by the legs and dragging them. There were a total of four bodies left in the hall. It was very sad that the two ran away. Copson and I excitedly gathered the bodies side by side.

Hehe, let’s take it off in turn!”

Copson, laughing heartily, began to undress his first corpse. I also grabbed one and took off my clothes. I’ll take all the useful things and throw away the rest. In the case of clothes, there was so much blood on them that they had no choice but to throw them away, but weapons and wallets were an exception.

“Everything, talents! These bastards have talents too!”
“My God, is that really it!”

After rummaging through the bosoms, 17 talents were found! My eyes went back and I searched my body while cutting off my clothes with a knife. To think that these robbers were also enjoying the festival, I felt very happy and strange at the same time.

Killing people, stealing their talents, and taking them to church to enjoy the festival… It was so heinous that even some psychopaths stuck out their tongues and went to the pants.

The festival isn’t for people like this.

I thought it was a good idea to kill them all.
Probably, since I have done such a good deed, I don’t think I will ever go to hell.
[You did so damn well.]
Look, the Buddha in your head is also praising you.

“Barbarian! This guy has a whopping 2 silver!”
“They’re all gone, sir!”

Copson and I happily harvested the spoils, laughing as if we had taken a potful of drugs.

These guys had a lot of stuff. Talents starting with cash. All sorts of jewelry, as well as equipment. I was on the verge of going crazy thinking that these were all ours.

Cloudy also grabbed a corpse and dragged it around to retrieve items. He seemed so happy that he was even singing his hum of her.

Is this the joy of newlyweds?

“I’m done!”

Farming is finally over. I took off my cloak and laid it on the floor. All the loot was laid out on top of it.

“Huh, it’s the winner’s right to take the loot.”
“That’s right, Cloudy. Heck, I’m very satisfied.”
“Just looking at it makes me hungry.”

When I counted all the things I packed, the cash was 5 silver, 42 copper, and three one-handed swords. And there was one hatchet and 67 talents. Adding to it four pairs of shoes, three rings, and a necklace, indescribable joy came flooding in.

Literally hit the jackpot.
After all, immersing people is more money than killing monsters.

It is understandable that people can fall into the evil spirits affair and switch their business to murder and robbery, knowing that they can easily obtain such a large amount of money. If you attack passers-by in the mountains and keep your mouth shut, no one will know. However, you had to have the ability to measure the other person’s skills.

If you don’t do that, you’ll end up looking around like you are now.

“Hey Shima, man! Today’s business is over! Let’s go back to the city right away and sell everything and divide it into three!”

I put all my stuff into the sack. This feeling of heaviness made me feel better than anything else. I thought today was a mess, but who would have known that such great luck would roll in. After all, people should live kindly and see. Even if I fall asleep, I will live while doing good deeds from now on.

“Can you take this hair too?”
“Head?”

Said Cloudy, scratching the head of his corpse with the tip of a knife. I thought about what it meant, but it seemed that it was about cutting off the heads of robbers and turning them into talents.

I was shocked because it was something I had never imagined.

“It’s undead without a doubt… Can’t it?”
“Uh… If we give the priests a human head as if it were an undead head, wouldn’t they try to cut our hair right away?”
“Is that so? It’s a pity.”

Claudy, who immediately lost interest, walked over to me and wrapped her arm around mine.

“Then let’s go down quickly.”
“Hey Copson! Anything else to pack?”
“Wait a minute! I almost forgot my leather vest!”
“Oh, there it was.”

Copson came running, wearing the family vest he had removed from his corpse. Go downstairs, sell all of them at the smithy with your equipment, and then go to the jewelry store.

“Let’s go now! How about it, Barbarian? We have a lot of free time today, so why don’t we go down and have a drink?”
“Alcohol? That’s good—”

What about a drink Today, I’m going to drink until I fall behind. I was about to answer Gri Copson when Cloudy cut me off.

“—-Sorry. I have something to do with Katt. Let’s have a drink later?”
“Uh… Ah, I see, Ms. Cloudy.”

Copson seemed to sense deep fear in Cloudy’s grinning smile of her. So did I. What the hell are you trying to do to me, you succubus?

Anyway, we went down the mountain. I don’t know the right way, but once you get down the mountain, you’ll find your way from there.

First of all, the direction the robber fled was the original road, so I went down that way. I passed by looking to the left and right, wondering if it was hiding nearby, but there was no sign of it. It was too bad. It would be nice if I could kill just one more guy.

“What?”

After going down for a while, I saw something moving.
In the middle of the road, something was sitting and wriggling.

“It’s ten years old.”

It looked like a human or an undead, sitting in a seat and moving around busily. Or is it some other monster? Since undead appeared in large numbers these days, other monsters could not be seen. If it wasn’t a monster, it seemed like a human or an undead.

“I feel a little ominous.”

Copson stopped. Cloudy looked at my face and said softly.

“Kat, it’s an enemy.”
“An enemy?”

Upon closer inspection, there was not one thing blocking the road, but two. Only one was moving, the other was lying on the floor.

However, that lying down was somehow familiar.

“Isn’t that the robber? That bastard who ran away.”
“Yeah, that seems right.”
“Then what about that one riding on top of the robber?”

Then, the thing that had been sitting hesitantly looked back at us.
There’s something oddly human-like about it…

“Ghoul!”

Cried Copson hysterically.
The guy with blood around his mouth was a ghoul.

He was eating the robber’s intestines.