Chapter 906 – Other World Dungeon

These bastards, it seems like I want to talk about something as a fan for the trio of bastards. In fact, there is no reason to call me otherwise.

Of course.

There is nothing to fear.

“Can we just go?”

Shall I be afraid of the forest goblins in this plain land?

Good night!

If you have a complaint and want to speak directly, I will listen to you right in front of you!!!

“Let me guide you.”
“No, I’m not ready to go right now. Where should I go? I’ll go there myself.”
“Ah… Um… I see. In fact, it’s unavoidable because it’s a sudden request for a meeting. Then come visit us at the knights’ barracks. Then I’ll guide you to the commander’s barracks.”
“Thank you.”

The article who conveyed the meaning left.

“Kat. Did the elven commander ask for a meeting?”
“Is that so?”
“Is that also the reason?”
“There’s not really anything else besides that. That’s for sure. There’s no reason to ask to see him.”
“Huh… What should I do?”
“I have to go first. If you talk bullshit, I’ll beat you up again and come back.”
“Huh-huh, really. Is that okay?”

Cloudy laughed at my answer.

“I’m okay.”

The Heavenly Horse, Kimkat, never tolerates insults.

In the past, I would have tolerated it, but now I am evolving into a body that can’t stand insults more and more. This absolute power is the source of pride!!! There’s no reason for me to bend because I have that kind of power!!!

People always grow up!!!

“By the way, Kat… Should we go together?”

Cloudy gave me a slightly worried look.

Hehe, it’s okay. You’re an adult, so you don’t need a guardian. Well, you’re invited to the barracks, but there’s no need to attack, right? That kind of thing can’t happen.”

What to worry about

It’s the barracks for the Knights of the Kingdom.

“Bastard, but you have to be careful.”
“I live cautiously every day.”
“No. I need to correct it. They should be careful.”
“That’s it!!”

It’s not me who needs to be careful.

“As an elven commander…Well, there should be no problem. Go and come back. If you say shit, beat me up again. We won’t go to elven land anyway.”

Karin nodded her head as well.

“That’s right.”

I have no intention of going into that fucking woods.

“I hope she knows.”
“Uh. Lisa.”

Then, Risha grabbed my arm and said.

“Elves have a world tree-centered idea.”

Is it like subjective ideology?

“Somewhere in the Elven Forest, there is a divine tree called the World Tree. Of course, only the elves know the location, so it would be impossible to determine whether it is true or not, but they are a tree from which the World Tree rises from the center of the world, so it is the center of everything about them. They are a race that believes they have been chosen as
“Crazy bastards…!”

There is no center in this world!!!

If you want to shout love, don’t look for a place like that, just shout!!!!!

Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“But isn’t the witch also an elf?”

Karin blurted out.

“…There are many types of elves, aren’t they?”
“I see. Well, it’s not like that.”
“Anyway, they are very proud of themselves, so beware of disputes.”

As Lisa said while holding my hand, she swept her ear once.

“Okay, I’ll be careful.”

But it’s the elves who have to think about that.

Anyway, after I straightened out my clothes, I headed to the barracks for the Knights of the Kingdom by myself. When I arrived, the knight from earlier waved to me, and I followed the instructions and headed for the commander’s barracks.

“Wait a moment.”

After waiting for a while in front of the large tent, the knight who entered first came out again and said,

“Now go in. Thank you for responding to my call.”
“No big deal.”

—Sureuk.

I immediately lifted the entrance of the tent and went inside.

ㅡTspat!

Upon entering, I looked inside.

There were a total of five people inside. One was the Knight General, and two were his attendants.

The other two.

“…”
“…”

They were elves wearing armor with camouflage patterns.

Both had their helmets off, and their long golden hair was hanging down. They were made up of men and women, and they were staring at me from their seats.

Their appearance was just normal elves A and B.

Even a blonde elf wasn’t prettier than my wives. Anyway, these bastards are the commanders, so this is it.

“Thank you for answering my call, Paladin.”

The first to speak was the Knight General, who was sitting in the seat of honor.

“No big deal.”

After bowing his head slightly, he raised his hand, and an acolyte standing behind him came over and pulled out a chair for me.

I was seated right there.

“The reason why I called Paladin this time is no different. They told me that they wanted to talk to Paladin-sama, so I called them.”
“I know.”

I looked straight ahead.

“…”
“…”

The female elf looked calm, but the male elf seemed to be looking at something disapproving. It’s called Simtung’s baby expression.

It’s not an expression you’d call someone over.
It is judged to be dissatisfied.

But they both look damn similar.

“…Nice to meet you. Shamhain, you should introduce yourself. I came here as a reinforcement commander.”

The first to speak was the female elf.

“…”

But the male elf just stared at me, but she didn’t open her mouth. Are you asking me to do it first? Okay. She did it first, so I should do it too.

“Nice to meet you. Paladin Kim Katt who belongs directly to the saintess belonging to the Brass Holy Angel Society.”
“…”

I said that, but the male elf stayed still with her arms crossed.

Are you going to call someone and introduce yourself?

“…Beside me is my lieutenant, Abalaus.”
“…”

Doesn’t this bitch have a mouth?

Or is he a deputy of interest that the commander has to introduce himself because he is shy?

I nodded anyway.

“First, I would like to thank you for responding to my sudden call.”
“It’s not difficult, I just came out because I wanted to meet you.”
“You must have had a hard time finding time, though. Thank you very much for your precious time.”

—Sue.

The female elf lowered her head, so I lowered my head a little.
This… Judging by the atmosphere, I think I came to apologize.

She did n’t show the elf’s characteristic thick attitude of her and was keeping her manners of her. But I don’t know this woman, but she’s got the attitude of the male elf lieutenant next to her.

“First of all, I would like to express my deepest regret for the recent violence.”

She was thinking about it, so she said it.

“Hmm.”

I think it was right that I called to apologize.
Then there is no reason not to listen.

“I heard… A very unfortunate incident of violence occurred. The elven warrior Glynaf first insulted the paladin. I have nothing else to say about this.”
“Is that why you called me to apologize for that?”
“It’s like that.”

When she answered, her adjutant cleared his throat.

“Kuhm!”

This kid seems to have a lot of complaints.

“So I would like to formally create a forum for reconciliation.”
“A place of reconciliation?”
“It’s a place to officially apologize to each other and positively plan for the future.”

Apologize to each other?

“I will apologize for the insult, the paladin’s use of violence to render three precious elven warriors incapacitated.”

You bastard… Dare to emphasize that it is a very serious situation in which three precious elven warriors have been rendered incapable of combat in front of me.

So you’re saying I’m in a fucking big accident?

“Only by apologizing to each other and releasing the resentment will we be able to resolve this situation as soon as possible.”
“Her.”

I wondered why this bitch was so good at talking softly, but then she apologized to me while talking nonsense like that.

It can’t be.
That kid was wrong

This isn’t even an elementary school classroom, and an apology is all you need to do with one wrongdoer. Elementary school is like a jungle where strong students run after their classmates and both have to apologize to each other.

I hated that culture!!!

“Look, Elf Commander.”
“Yes?”

It’s just like the logic of colonies!!!!
Why do we have to apologize to each other!!!!

More than anything, he made fun of my Cloudy!!! In such a situation, you apologize to me!!!

“I don’t remember the name because it’s so damn long, but anyway, the guy with the longest hair in the bunch, who was leading the conversation, insulted me first. In a very bad way.”
“I understand. He was overreacting to the envoy…”
“I don’t have any authority over that part, and I don’t care at all, so I think it’s good to leave out the story. I’m an envoy, so I’m a person who has nothing to do with treaties. I’m not a Karga kingdom official.”
“…Okay.”

Let me tell you clearly what I mean.

“It’s just that his attitude was arrogant from the beginning. Then he was insulted, and his fists his came out to protect my honor. That’s all, but he suddenly demands an apology from me?”

It’s ridiculous.

“I don’t know if there is a culture of taking insults among elves, and you could call it a forest joke, but I’m not one to put up with insults.”
“Still, problems between races can be reborn as diplomatic problems…”
“It’s a diplomatic issue… Then why didn’t they assume that? Only you elves have the right to do that? Elf commander. If you know the facts clearly, only the person who did the wrong thing needs to apologize. . “
“…”

After that, the elven commander shut his mouth.

“It seemed like he was trying to apologize to me, but he was trying to blame me.

I spoke over and over again.

I have no reason to apologize.

To do something like that would be tantamount to acquiescing to the fact that Cloudy was ridiculed.

“Above all, you mean to apologize in a place where no one insulted me?
“…Listen to it, but I can’t listen to it anymore.”

Just then, the male adjutant, who had been silent with his arms folded as if he was displeased, opened his mouth.

“There is a degree of misrepresentation. Of course, I didn’t mean it that way, humans. You humans are too savage…”
“Stop.”
“What?”

This bastard suddenly started shouting bullshit, so I was about to hit him, but the female elf commander said stop first and stretched out his hand to stop the adjutant.

“You haven’t been able to speak properly for a long time, so you said stop?”

But the adjutant did not close his mouth.

“That noisy Siamese listened very well to human speech. If you had imitated at least half of the attitude you showed towards this human when listening to the elders, the family would not have wished for it.”

Even for an adjutant, his attitude is a lot of shit. Was it a family?
Maybe it’s like my brother.

But why are you doing this in front of me?

“Go into the woods and fight domestic quarrels. Don’t you know it’s not your business here?”
“A savage human being presumptuously teases his mouth.”
“Use honorific, you bastard.”

But this fucking rum from before.

“What, what?”
“I told you to use honorifics. Are you rude?”
“No, you. Human. What did you just say?”

The frowning man jumped up from his seat.
Why can’t these bastards understand what I’m talking about?

“I told you to use honorific.”
“I’m asking about what you said before!!!!!!”

ㅡ bang!!!!!

In an instant, the guy smacked the table with his fist, furious.

“This savage human bastard is fooling around with who he is right now!!!!”
“Keeeee!!!!”

So I immediately screamed and jumped off the seat and landed on the table.

“What, what!!!”
“A joke is to say that this is a joke!!!!”

ㅡPapapapat!!!
ㅡPapapapapapapapapa!!
ㅡPapapapapapapat!!!

While aiming at him, I crouched down and cast an inhuman, ultra-fast Cossack dagger as if I was going to attack him with my toes, barely moving my feet to trample his hideous chin his.

ㅡHui Yoo-woong!

It made his hair his fly.

Of course, it didn’t hit me directly. Because it’s a joke anyway. My toe his barely strikes the air 0.1cm below his chin his, and as it is retrieved, the other foot is fired.

It was literally like a machine gun… Have you ever seen a Cossack Danth that fires thirty rounds in one second!!!!

“How is it, my true prank!!!!!!!!!! This is the Divine Joke!!!!!!”
“Uh, uh uh uh!!! Uh uh uh…!!!”

At the same time as the adjutant burst into embarrassment.

ㅡBuldeok!!

“Fa, paladin…! Che, please protect the body!!”

The Night General grabbed her head of her.

“Oh, oh oh oh oh oh!!!! The second coming of the dancing paladins!!!”

The attendant cheered.

“Shut up, Night Actian!!”
“Heo-euk! I’m sorry!!”

ㅡQuaang!!!

After the prank was over, I immediately jumped off the tabletop, stamped the top of my head on the ceiling of the tent, and landed softly on the tabletop again, standing upright and looking down at the elves.

His attitude was so damn good from earlier, but to say he’s a human guy until the end !!!

“A joke is just a joke, okay!!! You savage elf guy!!!”
“Mi, crazy!!! This person is crazy!!! So, what Glynaff said must be right, isn’t it!!!”

The adjutant, whose mouth was wide open, panicked and grabbed the shoulder of the commander next to him.

“Haa… I’m going to turn around.”

The commander only covered his face with his hands while saying such things.

These rude bastards!!!!

“You see!!! Jokes are called jokes on things like this!!! I haven’t heard a formal apology for insults yet!!! But you’re talking to me like that!!! In this case, the one who is at fault first It is common sense to apologize for this, elf!!!”
“I, the guy who assaulted the warriors like that is talking a lot!!!”

The adjutant once again resented it.

This kid!!

“If you have any complaints, say it with force, you thin elf boy!!!!! How thin was your mother when she gave birth to you?!!”
“What, what, what!!!! What!!!!!”
“Common sense makes sense that a newborn baby is thinner than his father’s cock!!! This is rather a story close to a miracle!!! No, it’s a disaster! This is a sign of disaster!! It’s clear that a bad future won’t do you any good. I will be waiting!!! Prophecies are never wrong!!”

Even the great hero Oedipus couldn’t defy his own prophecy!!!!!!!!!!

Do you consider yourself better than Oedipus!!!

“This crazy bastard!!! It was wrong to talk to humans in the first place, Shamhain!!!”
“Brother… Please shut up…”