## Chapter 907 – Otherworld Dungeon

ㅡWhoosh!!

“Kkyaaaaaaaaakk!!”

Excited, I was dashing and jumping around the barracks, flying as if dancing. ㅡCrackle! Documents stacked here and there scattered, and various pieces of equipment floated, unable to withstand the impact.

The sight made it feel like I was traversing a space with reversed gravity; at this moment, I was an inhuman rocket.

“He’s a maniac!!!!”
“Who’s calling Illusion Neil Armstrong a maniac!!!!”
“I didn’t say that!!!”

I landed in front of the adjutant, who was still out of his mind and spouting nonsense, and grabbed him by the collar.

“Kuh…! Let go, you crazy bastard!!”
“I’m not qualified to let you gooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Every word he said made me scream!!!

“What the hell are you talking about…!!!”
“That’s right!! Why should I let you go!!! Am I supposed to let go of the elf who insulted me!!! You call someone over and then hurl insults instead of apologizing!!! Why should I let go of this!!!”
“Weren’t you the one who insulted us!!!”
“Don’t talk shit!!!”

I can’t stand any more nonsense!!!!

ㅡShake, shake!

I grabbed the adjutant by the collar, lifted him high, and shook him wildly. He screamed, fluttering like a rag doll.

“Graaaaaaak!!! Let, let go!!”
“I won’t let go!!! Not until you apologize to me!!”
“Kuhak…! We’re the ones who deserve an apology!!”
“Son of a biiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!!!!!!”

As expected of an elf bastard, he still hasn’t come to his senses!!!

“I can’t take it anymore!! You go get your mom, you son of a bitch!!! Go get your mom right now!!!”

This isn’t a problem that can be solved by talking to this bastard!!

“Khaaaak!! Why does my mother keep coming up…!”
“I can’t talk to you, you son of a bitch!!! I need to talk to your damn mom!!!”

This bastard doesn’t have the intelligence to have a conversation!!!

Then, I should talk to his parents to solve the problem amicably, no!!! I should punish them!!

It’s their fault for raising their kid like this!!!

Parents have a duty to raise their children to be decent people!! Just giving birth doesn’t make you a parent!! If you bring life into the world, you have to take responsibility!!! Since they abandoned that responsibility, I have no choice but to hold them accountable!!

“You bitch, hurry up and bring your mom!!!!!”
“Uaaaaaak!!”

ㅡShake, shake!

I shook the bastard by the collar, upholding justice.

“It’s because that bitch raised you like shit that this happened!! So I need to talk to your damn mom!!!! If you’re from a single-parent family, bring your dad!!!!! If they’re both dead, bring a relative!!! Hurry up and bring them, you son of a bitch!!!”
“I’m, I’m going to kill you!!! I can’t take it anymore!!!”
“That’s what I’ve been feeling since a while ago, you son of a bitch!!!”

ㅡThwack!!

Immediately, I slammed the adjutant, who kept trying to kick my stomach, onto the table. The table broke so easily, making the already chaotic scene even more illusionistic.

“Gurk!!!”

The slammed adjutant made a grotesque noise, as if trying to mock me.

This bastard is mocking me until the end!!

“Bring the family member responsible for your education!!! That person has to take responsibility for this!!! Don’t ask why!! You’re not qualified to have a conversation!!!”

ㅡDejaaaaaaa vuuuuuuuu!!!

With that, I climbed on top of the adjutant and roared, beating him indiscriminately.

“Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!”

Shitty kids grow up to be shitty adults! And it’s none other than their trashy parents who make them that way!!! I have to punish them!!

“Their family is right here…”

Just then, I heard a woman’s voice from the side.

When I turned my head, the female elf commander was covering her face with her hand, saying those words.

Ah.

Come to think of it, they were family.

“Sigh… I’m really… I’m so sorry, really…”

She sighed deeply and bowed 90 degrees, looking extremely tired.

“I wanted to resolve this rationally… but it’s hard to do that when we’re different races… I just wanted both sides to apologize and reconcile… I thought that would solve everything without any further issues… I’m sorry… I was wrong… We were the ones who were wrong first…”

This bastard…

He’s only realizing that now.

He’s so stupid that he realized it late. If you did something wrong, and someone was harmed, you should apologize first. It’s absurd to demand an apology from the other party when you’re the one who did wrong.

But it’s better that he realized it now.

For example, if a robber stabs someone in the shoulder with a knife to steal their money, but the person, not wanting to die, fiercely fights back and the robber accidentally gets blinded in one eye.

In this case, only the robber should apologize.

But the world demands that the person who blinded the robber also apologize to the robber. That’s… definitely wrong. That world is definitely wrong!!! No, it’s definitely wrong!!!

It’s an evil world!!!

Fusion Confucianism doesn’t tolerate that kind of thing!!! Only the robber should apologize and be punished!!! The world should exist for the victims!!

Above all, this case is the same!!!!

I was about to scream again, but.

“And the adjutant… no, my brother is very lacking… because he’s an elf… sigh… I’m sorry… I should have stopped him…”

The elf commander continued to bow and apologize repeatedly.

“Hmm.”

Still, seeing her exhausted attitude, I felt a kind of sympathy.

In fact, family is the hardest thing.

This adjutant, this idiot, probably acts like a jerk at home just like he does outside. If you raise a kid wrong, the family pays the price for the rest of their lives. Even if I don’t punish them, their lives are already hell.

If you gave birth and this adjutant was born, suicide would be the only answer.

“I’m sorry… I formally apologize. Our elf did wrong first… that’s how this happened…”

She’s been through a lot.

“…”

Anyway, I felt her sincere attitude, so I stopped beating him and decided to get off the adjutant for now. She’s bowing and apologizing, so I can give her a chance.

“Paladin… please, calm down.”
“Ah.”

By that time, the Knight General, whose face had turned pale, approached me and reached out his arm.

“I didn’t know you had such a fiery temper… Please calm down. The barracks are a mess.”
“…I’m sorry.”

I bowed to him.

Whatever the situation, it’s true that I caused a ruckus in the Royal Knights’ barracks. This person is probably the most troubled by it.

“I’m sensitive to insults, so I couldn’t stand it and caused a commotion. The professional term for this is ‘delicate’… My delicate and detailed heart, like a glass sculpture, seems to have caused this. I formally apologize.”

I should pay for the broken equipment and the cleaning. No, giving money might be a bit much, so should I share the information about the palace that I’ve collected so far? He might like that more.

I should ask him later.

“Kuh…! A glass sculpture, you’re talking nonsense until the end…!”

Then, the adjutant, who was half-conscious from being beaten by me and was panting, raised his upper body and spoke. His eyes were swollen, and he was bleeding from his nose.

“That’s not delicacy, it’s weirdness!!! How dare you insult me like that!!! You’re a maniac, human!!! I’ve never seen a human as crazy as you!!! You’re the weirdest and most bizarre human in the world!!”
“Shut up, you pig’s trotter-eared bastard!!!”

If you cut off those long ears and marinate them in soy sauce, they’ll definitely look like the collagen skin of a pig’s trotter!!! If you eat them thinking they’re good for your skin, they’ll cause obesity!!!

“Look, look! This nonsense! Why are you suddenly talking about pig’s feet!!!”
“If you cut off your ears and boil them, you’ll see that there’s no difference!!!”

ㅡStep, step!

“D, don’t come closer!!”

Just as I was about to climb on top of the adjutant again.

“Stop!!!!!”

The elf commander shouted.

“Brother!!! Stop it!! Have you forgotten that we came to apologize?!”
“Forget about the apology!! He insulted us!! How can you say that after seeing what happened to your brother!! You’ve become a commander, so now you’re completely on the humans’ side!!!”
“If you think about it, Glünaff started it, and you were rude here too!! Who should I side with!!!”
“There’s no need to be polite to humans!! I’ll report this to the elders without fail!! You’re not qualified to be a commander!! This brother should be in that poㅡ”
“ㅡKkyaaaaaaaaakk!!!”

At this moment, I didn’t feel the need to endure any longer.

“I’m, I’m sorry!!! Stop!! Please stop!!!”

ㅡThwack!!

The sudden situation occurred at that moment.

“Kurhaaaak!!”
“What?!”
“How could this happen!!”
“Oh my god!!!”

With a crisp striking sound, the adjutant flew to the wall of the tent and slumped down. He had fainted with a single blow.

We humans couldn’t help but be shocked by the sight.

The elf commander.

She kicked the adjutant and knocked him out!!!! An elf attacked an elf, and a younger sister attacked her older brother!!!!!!!!!!

“U, uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaak!!! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I collapsed on the spot, tearing at my hair and screaming…! What the hell is going on!! This is unbelievable!!! This is happening before my eyes!!!!

“Sigh… How did it come to this…”

The commander sighed again and said.

“That’s why I didn’t want to bring him in the first place, but he insisted… I’m sorry… I formally apologize… I’ll bring Glünaff in person to apologize, so please forgive us…”

Was it an act to stop the adjutant from going berserk?

“If that’s the case. If you apologize, we can solve the problem.”

I dusted myself off and answered.

“Then I’ll formally apologize… Please bury today’s rudeness.”

Bury it?
Well. It’s not good for it to leak out.

“…”

The General was giving me a pleading look.

“Well, I understand.”

I can’t cause this person any more trouble.

“Well, if I receive an apology from Glünaff, that elf, I’ll forget everything about this. But. The rudeness of that elf adjutant went too far. I won’t ask for anything else.”

Of course, there’s still the matter of that rude elf.

“I need to hear his apology too.”
“…I understand. Then I’ll let you know next time.”

The commander, having said that, grabbed the slumped adjutant and left the barracks.

Only me, the Knight General, and two escort knights remained at the scene.

And the devastated interior.

“It’s satisfying, but… sigh… Paladin, you seem to have a very fiery temper. Of course, they were the ones who acted rudely first, and it’s right to use violence for honor… sigh… It’s a headache.”

The General sighed and said to me.

“I’m really sorry. I’m really sorry for causing a commotion. But I just couldn’t stand it.”
“I understand, I understand…”
“I’ll pay for the broken items and the cost of cleaning them up.”
“It’s okay, these things are…”

The commander is the most troubled.
I’m sorry.

“More than that, it’s become troublesome… sigh… You can go back now. I’ll stop being involved in this mediation issue, so please consider the events after today as Paladin’s independent actions… I’m sorry to have to tell you this…”
“Of course. I’m sorry.”

After saying goodbye, I opened the door and went outside.

ㅡFlap!

Immediately after I went out, one of the escort knights inside ran out.

“Paladin! I’m impressed!”
“Hmm?”
“It’s only natural that this happens if someone dares to act rudely to the Dancing Paladin! I, Knight Actorman! I was deeply moved by Paladin’s bold actions!!”

His eyes, which looked quite young, were sparkling like jewels.

“Some may evaluate such a fiery temper as a lack of patience and endurance, but as a man, it’s impossible to endure insults!! As a knight, you sometimes have to give up other things to protect your honor! Please shake my hand!!”

It seems he was moved by my actions.

Yes.

Not enduring insults.
Moving forward to protect one’s honor.

That’s the basic ideology of warriors in this world.

Of course, these actions can cause problems.

For example, what just happened is highly likely to turn into a diplomatic issue.

But warriors fight to protect their honor more than that.

“Hehehe, it’s an honor.”
“The honor is all mine!!”

Anyway, I shook hands with the escort knight and turned around.

As I left the Knights’ camp, I strongly felt the extreme power burning within me.

Power!!!

Only power!!!

I need power to repay the humiliation and chew up the insults!!

“Who!!!!!!”

Claudie was absolutely right!!

“Who dares!!!”

The true great warrior is me!!

“To insult me!!!!!!!!!!”

Those who insult me will be fucked!!!