## Chapter 962 – Sea

ㅡDEJAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

My mythical roar ascended to the very ends of the sky and echoed. Surely, even the lofty celestial gods wouldn’t doubt this feat.

“Are you seriously going to eat that?!”

Just then, Liztina shouted.

“Don’t eat it!! Why would you eat something like that?! What if it’s poisonous?! I didn’t realize you were serious when I just heard about it!”

And then she jumped up and ran towards me.

“Hold on, Sis.”

At that, Claudia and Karin also wore expressions of protest as they ran towards me.

“Hey, hey. Don’t eat weird stuff, just take the scales, the scales. Those looked really tough.”
“No, Karin.”
“I was just going to watch and see if Sis was really going to do it, but seeing you act like that, I can’t let you.”
“That’s not it. Just a minute.”

Karin grabbed my wrist and immediately snatched away the sea god’s flesh.

“Cut.”

And to secure that flesh, Claudia came and grabbed my wrist with both hands. Knowing that I could never move.

“If Cut wants to eat it, Mama won’t stop you. But let’s be careful of poison? You could get sick…”

Oh dear.
What do you all think I am?

“Of course.”

As I tested with Aria last time, my body was almost impervious to all poisons. By continuously ingesting Alaune’s essence, my detoxification ability and poison resistance had risen dramatically.

However, I couldn’t be 100% sure, so it wasn’t completely impervious to poison, but I was thinking it was around 7,000 to 8,000 poison-proof.

It goes without saying that poison from the deep sea is likely to have different properties than Alaune’s. So, I was going to check for poison and parasites before tasting it.

I just lifted it up as a memento.

“Of course, I’ll check if there’s poison before I eat it. I have that much common sense. Just because we’re superhumans doesn’t mean all poisons won’t work on us. Did I say I was going to eat it right away? I’m not going to eat it without thinking, so let’s just take it up with us for now.”
“No way. Sis is confiscating this.”
“Ah.”

Karin shook her head as if she could never give it up, and hid the sea god sashimi behind her back.

But her waist is so thin.

“So. If it turns out there’s no poison, are you really going to eat it?”

She asks with a frown.

“No, Sis. If there’s no poison, it’s okay…”
“Bullshit!! You can’t eat it! Don’t eat it!”

Liztina screamed and stopped me.

Seriously…!

“Her seafood phobia has gone too far…!”

ㅡWhoosh!

I jumped high, did a somersault, rotated about twenty times, and landed, then crossed my legs and spread my arms wide, appealing.

“This isn’t right! That’s the sea god’s flesh! If you catch and kill such an idolized being, it’s only natural to take its blood and flesh! It’s the right thing to do as a warrior! Claudia! Karin! Tell me!”
“So, did our little one eat the corpse of the Otherworld Lord?”
“That one looked a little unappetizing.”

That bastard’s blood was black, and he looked disgusting at first glance.

“But the sea god’s flesh is different!!”

In contrast, how delicious the sea god’s red flesh looked. It was the same color as tuna, so I couldn’t resist.

“Really, you’re not giving up.”
“I can’t give up!!!”
“I’ll have to show you with actions. If you really want to eat it, go ahead.”

Liztina said as if she was going to argue, with her arms crossed.
Is she going to give me some kind of penalty if I eat it?

What kind of conditions is she going to demand?

“Instead, I’m confiscating your pussy!”

What?

“What? Sis, wait a minute. What did you say?”

What did I just hear?

“I said I’m confiscating your pussy! If you eat something weird like that, you can’t play with my pussy anymore!!!”
“Heok!!”

No!!!!
To confiscate that from me!!!

“Okay! I won’t eat it! So please, just don’t confiscate it…!”

My legs gave way, and I immediately knelt down.

“Kuhk…! To confiscate that from me…!”

I felt like tears were about to flow. I worked so hard to bring down that sea god, and this is how I’m treated…!

The head of Fusion Confucianism will weep loudly this day!

“No, that’s too much. You’ll kill our husband’s spirit if you say that.”
“Liztina. That was too much just now.”

Then Karin and Claudia came and patted my back, comforting me. How could they be so warm? They were the sun.

“Huh? Did, did I say something bad? Did I say something harsh just now?”
“It was harsh… Our husband is that kind of man. Right? Why are you killing his spirit.”

Karin said that and stroked my head.

“Kuhk…!”
“But I agree with not letting you eat it. Why are you trying to eat something like that? It’s not like we’re struggling for food. This looks really harmful. There’s no way this is good. I’ll feed you something better, so give up.”

ㅡPOW!

Then she grabbed the pile of sea god flesh with her hand and crushed it.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I screamed again.
Is it the same thing no matter what, I can’t eat it!!

Excessive regulation destroys people’s hearts!

“Cut. Do you want to touch my breasts?”
“Yes.”

But the magic of calming down immediately.

I calmed myself down by fondling Claudia’s breasts for a while.

“The sea god is dead! The contract with the lord is fulfilled!! Humanity has defeated the archenemy of the deep sea with its own power this day!! All the people of the world will see this achievement and be in awe! Let’s immediately hold a festival to praise our achievements! Now, let’s go back! Up there!!!”

Having regained my strength, I declared vigorously.

Well, I’m a little dissatisfied that I worked during my vacation, but I did a good job. I don’t know why this sea god came up, but the job itself was solved easily.

Let’s be satisfied with that.

* * *

The lord, who had been watching the battle from beginning to end from the highest place, was very impressed and promised to give a great reward, and my mage wives also praised this victory.

For some reason, Winia was smiling brightly and happily, and she seemed to be very proud that I had given up on the sea god sashimi.

“Liz-unnie seems to have such a kind heart.”
“Hehe, of course. How could you eat something like that? I’ll have to thoroughly improve your eating habits from now on.”
“Yeah, yeah. Let’s do that. No more eating monsters.”
“There are so many good things, why would you eat something like that?”
“Originally, blackies are a bit like that. You came from Mirkesha…”

Damn it.

Anyway, that was the atmosphere.

ㅡKkyaaaaaaaahhh!!
ㅡKyaaaaaaaahhh!!
ㅡMom!!! Mom!!! Mommmmmmm!!!

The residents, who were released from the great panic and the sea god’s mind control, just wailed. They weren’t expressing the joy of liberation, but simply wailing in pain. Because they had broken all their limbs to subdue these crazy bastards. The backlash of that pain came late.

The hospital was full of those screams.

Anyway, the world was just screams for the ordinary people. Screams and wails are the virtue and daily life of ordinary people. And it was the most common pop song, and more intimate than a best friend.

In fact, there were many deaths and missing people.

More than half of those who went down below following the sea god’s call were rescued, but the rest just died. But this was a tourist destination, and there were many tourists among the dead. Will they come back to this land?

I was very skeptical, but the lord was planning to hold a festival to celebrate the killing of the sea god in order to change that negative atmosphere. It seemed that he wanted to turn the crisis into an opportunity and make that sea god a specialty of the city.

He asked me to sell him an arm or a leg, and I was going to look into it properly and discuss it. Certainly, if we displayed that long sea god’s arm, the tourism effect would be enormous.

But an arm… Why did the sea god come up?

A question remains. Could it be that the walls of dimensions are thinning, and such evil beings are appearing even in the deep sea?

I can’t know for now.

“Cut-nim? So, are you really going to have a festival?”
“Well… Even so, I think they’ll have to do it since we caught something like that.”

Even in Korean rural villages, there is still a custom of holding a festival even if you catch a really big wild boar. In that situation, it would be right to hold a festival since we defeated the evil god of the seabed.

That meant that I could enjoy the vacation a little more.

ㅡKweeeeeeeeeeeek!!
ㅡCrunch! Crunch!
ㅡKweeeeeeeeeeeek!!

Of course, that expectation was easily ruined.

The fishmen and crustacean monsters who smelled the sea god, who was slowly decaying on the coast, landed on a large scale. Of course, the lord’s army, which was perfectly prepared for the sea god’s incident, effectively suppressed them.

Of course, the vacation seemed to be ruined.

Even though the suppression was perfect, they kept crawling up.

“Damn it.”

But I couldn’t leave right away. Because the sea god’s corpse was still on the coast. Since that’s our property, shouldn’t we sell it for as much money as possible? So, in the end, I had no choice but to fight on the front lines to protect the sea god’s corpse from the sea monsters that were landing.

ㅡSplash!!

I gave a vertical hand blade strike to the head of a stupidly rushing fishman, and the monster’s body split in half, spilling blood and guts.

“No enemies identified! For now, subjugation complete!!”

The lord’s soldiers sent a signal that the monster was the last one and began to clean up the coast. As expected, there are so many of them coming from the sea. They are all lying down dismembered now, but the scale of the attack was quite large.

ㅡDrip, drip.
ㅡDrip, drip.

The guards are watching the sea, and other soldiers are loading the fishmen’s corpses into carts and leaving.

I took a seat, squatted down, and cut open the belly of a dead fishman to carve out the red flesh. Red fishman flesh with white fat lines. In other words, it’s called fishman sashimi, and it’s an inhumanly delicious food.

All my women are in the lodgings right now.

I reassured them with bullshit like image management and the duties of a paladin, and came out to the subjugation battle. The purpose was, of course, this.

“Oh, Paladin-nim! Please rest! We’ll take care of the chores like corpse disposal!”
“Hmm?”

As I was about to put the flesh in my mouth, the soldiers approached and tried to stop me.

“Thank you for your help! We’ll take care of these chores, so please rest, Paladin-nim! We can’t let the noble Paladin-nim’s time be wasted on such futile things!”
“Hmm… I’m grateful that you think so.”

It seems burdensome for me to do even the chores.

“But this isn’t a difficult task. I’ll do it for a while and finish it quickly and rest, so let’s do it together. Excuse me.”
“Even so…!”

It’s okay, damn it.
Please go away.

“Go. I want to do it.”
“Ah…!”
“He’s a true paladin!!”
“Is this what the Bronze Celestial Knights are like…!”

A word from an authoritative person inspires young people. The soldiers, moved by my words, praised me and left to do their work.

“Hehehe.”

I dismissed the soldiers, covered the fishman’s corpse with my bulk, and carved out the flesh. And… I put it in my mouth.

And I chew.

“Ah… damn.”

This is so delicious.
I can’t resist the taste of this fishman sashimi melting in my mouth.

If only I had soy sauce and wasabi.

I, damn it.

Damn…!

Soy sauce and wasabi, damn…!
Damn it!!!!

“Ah, damn.”

Why don’t they know this taste?
It’s a taste that I can’t help but like.

Is it because I don’t have soy sauce and wasabi? Someday I will definitely become a Great Warrior-Lord and order the artisans of the territory to make soy sauce and wasabi.

Anyway, I dismantled the flesh and ate it, and then helped with the work of moving the fishmen’s corpses, being mindful of the situation. Well, it was quick because I did it. My strength is more than heavy equipment.

“You’ve worked hard! Thank you, Paladin-nim!!”
“It’s nothing.”

The work was done, and I received the soldiers’ greetings.

The soldiers are setting up a temporary camp on this coast and continuing to defend against the onslaught of fishmen who are constantly coming.

They’re having a hard time.

“Oh.”

Then I walked along the beach, enjoying the leisure a little.

The hot sunlight and blue sky. And the cold seawater. This is a very peaceful and fun place if only the monsters didn’t appear. I was enjoying the heat and the coldness of my feet as I walked along the beach, looking at the distant sea.

“Hmm?”

Far away.

I saw a person’s head.
Just the head.

Only the head was sticking out, with the body completely hidden under the water. My superhuman vision caught it accurately.

“What the hell is that bastard.”

Could it be that someone fell into the water? Or was he kidnapped by a fishman? A washed-up corpse? I was thinking about that and pulled my body back to do a running start.