Chapter 495 – Episode 487. Great Decision.
[Ji Maeng-ho’s grand slam home run! With this, I hit 4 home runs in one game! Ji Maengho!]
[Well, it’s not an unfamiliar sight, is it? Ji Maeng-ho often shows this side of himself. Uh, wait a minute. Was it a grand slam just now?]
[Yes. Yes.]
[Then wait a minute. Two runs in the first inning, solo home run in the second. Three runs and a grand slam in the fifth inning. You hit 4 home runs as cycling home runs? I’ll have to look up the records for this, but as far as I know, it’s never been released in Korea or Japan. Uh, I know of a team cycling home run, but I think this is the first time one hitter has achieved it?]
-Cycling home run? What is that?
┗Isn’t it is like a cycling hit?
┗One batter hits everything from a solo home run to a grand slam
┗┗ Wow, this is my first time hearing it haha
┗┗I think this was a team cycling home run 5–6 years ago.
┗┗There were several team cycling home runs. But I think this is the first time a single batter has hit a cycling home run?
Ji Maeng-ho’s home run with the bases loaded and two outs in the top of the 8th inning. The fans were just happy about the grand slam that increased the score, but did not realize that this grand slam was a record-setting home run. However, following the commentator’s subsequent words, the fans watching the game realized that Ji Maeng-ho had set a record that would go down in history.
[Oh, I just looked at the record, and it says this record has only been recorded twice in baseball history. That’s never happened in the major leagues either. Twice in the minor leagues. They say it was recorded in 1998 and 2022. No record has yet been set in Japan or Korea. So, only three times in baseball history. And it is the first record set in the top league of each league.]
Cycling home run. A record for one batter to hit a solo home run, a two-run home run, a three-run home run, and a grand slam. Although such a record was just around the corner, the reason why the players who were playing, the commentators who were commentating, and the fans who were watching did not notice was simple.
This is because the record of a cycling home run was extremely rare. It was a rare record for one batter to hit four home runs in one game, and there was little chance that all runners would be different among those four home runs.
Moreover, since it had never been recorded in the major leagues, Japanese professional baseball, or KBA league, few fans thought such a record existed. In addition, the second home run was a ground home run, and the order of the home runs was mixed, so it did not intuitively resonate with the minds of those watching the game.
[Wow, Ji Maeng-ho really set an incredible record?]
And as soon as the fact became known, various communities, starting with articles, started to go crazy.
-Ji Maeng-ho! Another record!
… By hitting a bases-loaded home run in the top of the 8th inning, Ji Maeng-ho set a record called ‘cycling home run’. Cycling home runs…. Meanwhile, Ji Maeng-ho set a new world record for home runs in 6 consecutive at-bats last year and the record of being the first cycling home run in history, excluding the minor leagues…
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┗ Wow, please send this bastard to the major quickly ㅅㅂ
┗It’s just Ji Maeng-ho haha
-I’m Ji-maeng Honde, I’m grateful for your support, but I quit Byeolgram because of you guys. Damn. And I will find and kill the bastard who sent me a picture of his dick. Thank you always for your support and I will work harder in the future. Please look forward to the second half of the year. [41921 total comments]
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┗The one and only GOAT in baseball history. Meng. Ho.
┗Mom! I want to be Ji Maeng-ho when I grow up! Mom! I want to be Ji Maeng-ho when I grow up! Mom! I want to be Ji Maeng-ho when I grow up! Mom! When I grow up, I want to become Ji Maeng-ho! …
┗If there are 7 billion Ji Maeng-ho fans in the world… …
┗Ji Maeng-ho, the light of my life. The spark of my life. My sin. My soul…
┗Baseball in Korea, やきゅう in Japan, baseball in the US… And in the world, it is called Ji Maeng-ho…
┗Hohana’s memories, Hohana’s love, Hohana’s longing, Hohana’s poetry, and Hohana’s mother…
-A great professional baseball record achieved today. Jpg
┗If you like fierce defense, run!
┗Leisure bugs are excited. This guy has already hit 4 home runs. Yes, anyway, you’re a fucking idiot~
┗┗This bastard is famous for his agroness. LOL
-Meng Hosin defeated Sangwon Lee again today.
-Ji Maeng-ho vs. Joo Seung-cheol. Ji Maeng-ho is on top, destroying the fucking bar. Okay. No, Joo Seung-cheol, who recorded one home run in the major leagues, is at the top. I guess.
┗ㄱㅊ!
┗Conceptual article Isn’t it too ugly just to be funny?
┗I downvoted the intention because it was obvious.
-Wow, now Ji Maeng-ho has no rival in Korea.
┗Honestly, it was too much of a mistake. This is a ball that all high-level players hit.
┗I don’t rate it highly because it comes from literature.
┗The two people above are just Ji Maengho. If you look at the previous post, there is only Ji Maeng-ho swearing haha.
┗ㅋ What should I do if you guys don’t acknowledge it?
Ji Maeng-ho’s cycling home run heated up the entire community. Ji Maeng-ho’s final home run, which was decorated as a grand slam, added 4 points to the AT Thunders, who were ahead 7:4, and the lead gap widened to 7 points. The grand slam at the end of the game was enough to drive a wedge,
[… Game over! AT Thunders win 11:4! AT Thunders take their opening 8 consecutive wins!]
AT won the remaining two innings.
[Then today, let’s meet Ji Maeng-ho, the Distinguished Player and the hero of the great cycling home run record.]
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“Hello! Ji Maeng-ho!”
“Yes, hello.”
Fuck, my dick twitches when I hear the female reporter’s sweet voice. But the good news is that I already had an erection to some extent by the end of the game, so I cleaned it up well, and it wasn’t noticeable.
‘Fuck, I want to go quickly and have sex. If I contact Hyuna, she will come right away, right?’
As I was calming down something boiling over while thinking of Hyuna, the reporter spoke to her again.
“He did a great job today. 4 hits in 5 at bats, 4 home runs, 10 RBIs. In addition, I achieved a milestone, a cycling home run. Did you know?”
“Yes. I knew it.”
Keep the interview as short as possible. It was a record, but right now it was important to finish the interview quickly and contact Hyuna. If this situation continued, I felt like I would end up masturbating while taking a shower in the shower room.
“Oh, you answer very calmly. Were you aiming for a record in your last at-bat?”
“No. She knew she had achieved the record when she hit a home run and came into the dugout.”
“Okay. Then what did you feel at that time?”
“… You’ll have a great ceremony, right? To be honest, I didn’t think I would pass, but I passed and couldn’t do the ceremony, which is a little disappointing.”
“It’s a cool ceremony when you talk about Ji Maeng-ho. It’s such a shame. Hmm… And he achieved another record. “This is the first over-the-park home run recorded at Munhak Stadium. What do you think?”
“Is this my first time? Well, it’s not bad. A first experience is meaningful, right? I wish they would erect a statue in a location away from UG. “It’s the first record at the stadium, so let’s celebrate it.”
“… Okay? Haha, and the next question is…”
Fuck, why did you set so many records? I want to go quickly. I tried to notice the reporter as the interview was getting longer, but the reporter just smiled and made a sad expression when he caught my gaze.
“Uh…, Uh. What was it? “Just a moment.”
“Well, I’m always grateful to the fans. I think I was able to leave such a good record thanks to you. The support of our fans always gives us strength, and we are currently on an 8-game winning streak, and we will strive to use this momentum to achieve 144 consecutive wins. We will win this season as well and give you a great year. That’s it.”
The next question was obvious anyway. A word to the fans. Isn’t it something like that? When I spoke quickly and without even breathing, the reporter seemed to come to his senses and grabbed my wrist as I was about to leave.
‘Oh, fuck. It looks cheap.’
“Now, wait a minute. Ji Maeng-ho!”
“Can you please let go of my hand?”
“Oh, sorry. Well, I still have a question left.”
“What is it?”
“That…, You did a great job today. Was there anything different from usual?”
I guess this is the last question? It’s different from usual…
‘Well, it was different not having sex and training during that time. But Soyoung repeatedly warned me not to talk about women in interviews, so leave this out… For a moment…’
The first thing that came to mind in response to the reporter’s question was that you took a break from having sex yesterday? There were a few days during spring training and during the season when I couldn’t have sex, but it was because I couldn’t help it because it wasn’t my will. But this time, I didn’t have sex solely out of my own will.
After thinking like that, a thought passed through my head.
‘Wait a minute, does this mean it’s better not to have sex? On the day I didn’t have sex and practiced with Rossby, I hit 4 home runs and a cycling home run. There are 136 games left, so if you think you hit 4 home runs per game, 4 times 136… Hmm… About 500? Fuck. 500 home runs in one season?’
The will to practice baseball instead of having sex even when there is plenty of room for it. It was clear that this was the basis for hitting 4 home runs today. So, if you continue to endure like this…
“… Ji Maeng-ho? Ji Maeng-ho?”
“Oh, sorry. Therefore. Nothing special, I practiced a lot yesterday. Then is it over?”
“Yes? Ah, yes. You already said a word to your fans, yes. Thank you for your hard work.”
I quickly said hello and returned to the dugout. After the broadcast was over, the reporter tried to catch me, but that wasn’t what was important to me right now. Possibility of hitting 500 home runs in one season. If I didn’t have sex of my own volition, and if the pitchers didn’t skip it, I could have achieved incredible records like cycling home runs that wouldn’t even make a business card.
‘Sorry. Hyunya. I need to get some rest today. Mr. Rossby. ‘Are we going to train at night again today?’
‘What? You’re taking two days off? Is this guy crazy?’
‘Sorry. But Mr. Rossby. Please help me just this once.’
When Rossby, who was even more sex-crazed than me, listened to my explanation, he nodded, hiding his disappointment.
‘500 home runs is ridiculous, but I think we can exceed 100 home runs…’
It was a shame not to be able to have sex for two days in a row, but it was an important decision that would change the history of baseball. I was proud of myself for making this decision.
‘First, I’ll have to look at my grades tomorrow and make a decision. Huh, if I’m not careful, I might not be able to do it for a season, but if it’s for the sake of baseball…’
If a history book about baseball is written in the future, it will be the first to be written. A great decision that will remain in history!
‘Okay, let’s hold on just a little longer!’
… And the next day, the batting lineup exploded, and the team won, but I couldn’t concentrate because of the active volcano that seemed like it was going to explode at any moment.
He perished like a dog, recording no hits and two errors in five at-bats.