Chapter 1266 – ##04_Mother-Daughter Quartet (6)

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1.
“Well, it could happen.”

Albiereo, who had been sprawled out in pleasure and had gotten up late around 10 AM, said.

“In the first place, it was my own decision to bring the twins into this while under a suggestion. Who would have expected it to become such a mess?”

If you thought, upon hearing this, ‘Ah, the great and compassionate mother-in-law is covering up her past mistakes!’ you would be mistaken. Because Albiereo, who had been speaking in a gentle tone, suddenly lost focus and quickly continued her words.

“Isn’t this what everyone does? Telling the little mother-in-law to squeeze a banana, to clean, calling her a rag… and doing it in front of her daughter and sister…”
“I’m sorry…”
“Don’t interrupt. Can’t you see I’m still talking?”
“Hic…”

It felt like his stomach was shrinking to the point of forming a singularity.
Siwoo was frozen, trembling in a rigid, upright position.

“…Anyway, what, what, what, what the heck, or, or, or, weird words, and putting a daughter on top of her mother! Daughter! Daughter! How could you even think of that?!!!!”

Albiereo, her anger reaching its peak, stuttered like a broken radio.
The sight of the great mother-in-law, her magic fluctuating around her due to the emotional surge, transforming her into a Super Saiyan, was a horror in itself.

Siwoo would rather go to war again.

“……”
“……”
“……”

The little mother-in-law, who would usually always side with Siwoo, was also just observing with a flushed face.
The explicit and embarrassing things she had done last night had rendered her unable to act.

Odile and Odette were also in a pursed-lip mode.

“Hoo, well, fine. Let’s do this.”

A banana was sucked into Albiereo’s hand.
It was the biggest banana in the fruit basket.

“Take off your pants and spread your butt.”
“Huh?”

“Why? Don’t tell me you don’t like it? While I was out of my mind, you made me sit on your face and lick your anus, and then you subtly inserted without permission, and after spanking my butt like that, Siwoo, you don’t like putting in this little banana? Huh? Why? Does it hurt your pride to hear this from the woman who was crushed and screaming last night?”
“Th, that’s…”

It was like a bolt from the blue!

His face turned pale as he faced the risk of losing the hymen he had barely managed to protect from Sister Dorothy.
If it were during sex, he might go along with it in the heat of the moment, but now he was clearly in his right mind, wasn’t he?

“Look at your face? You don’t like it? What kind of thug are you! If you had any conscience at all! You should have brought the banana and taken off your pants before I even said anything?!!!”

-Thwack!

Albiereo’s mother-in-law kick landed squarely on his side.

“Ugh!”

It hurt!

Siwoo was a trained spirit body, but the great mother-in-law, who had trained by using her son-in-law as a sandbag, had developed a kick skill that was among the best of the witches, and it had accurately impacted his liver.

“Ack! Ack! Ack!”

Come to think of it, there was a form of martial arts in China that was modeled after the fighting of cranes.
Albiereo, whose family crest was two cranes, had become a black crane and was kicking Siwoo all over his body.

“You were excited yesterday, weren’t you? You had a field day, didn’t you? What? Mother-daughter rice bowl? Mother-daughter-rice-boooowl?! In all my life, I’ve never heard such shameless and outrageous words! What the hell are you thinking about in your daily life to come up with such a term!”
“I didn’t make that up, it’s a pretty major term in subculture… Ack!”

“I DIDN’T ASK!!!!! You think I’m a joke, don’t you? Even now, you’re thinking dirty thoughts, knowing you’d be helpless if I pinned you down, and that you enjoyed it too, right?”
“Kuh-ack! No! How could I dare…!”
“How could you do such a thing if you weren’t thinking that way!!!!!!”

-Whoosh!

Albiereo’s leg kick was swung with a roar.

It was said that martial arts were about listening to the body’s sounds and reproducing them?

Albiereo’s leg kick, which had reached a new level due to her surging anger, drew a truly perfect trajectory, the kind that even professional athletes would only achieve once in a hundred attempts.

Twitch

Siwoo’s body reacted to it.

An average attack would have been better.
However, the high-level martial arts, which were almost on par with his teacher or little teacher, naturally awakened Siwoo’s fighting instincts.

-Thud
“……”
“……”

Through countless sparring sessions, the kick check, which had been ingrained at the spinal reflex level, naturally guarded against the angry mother-in-law’s leg kick.

Of course.
It was something he shouldn’t have done.

“Oh? You’re blocking?”

The great mother-in-law, looking at their two legs, which had crossed beautifully with unfocused eyes, burst into a hearty laugh.
The chill ran down his spine at the laughter of someone who was so angry that they had lost their mind and gone completely crazy.

“No, no, no, that’s not what I meant…”
“Oh, that’s right, I forgot again. Siwoo, you’re really good at fighting, right? Great! Since Siwoo is going to win anyway, why don’t you grab a woman by the hair for daring to challenge a man? Here, this is my hair? You grabbed it so well like a leash yesterday, didn’t you?”

“Albiereo, I really didn’t mean to! My body just moved on its own…”
“Of course, of course, it wasn’t intentional. Siwoo, you’re the kind of person who makes unintentional mistakes for 10 hours straight.”

“No, I mean this kick check wasn’t intentional, not what happened last night…”
“Oh? So, what happened last night was intentional?”

Had Odile and Odette always been scolded like this? (No)

“I can’t take it anymore! Odile, Odette! Pack your bags and go back to your parents’ house!”
“We already live in the mansion…”
“We haven’t moved out yet…”

“Then, Shin Siwoo, you get out of Gehenna!!!!!”
“Kuaaaaaak!”

Clang!

The sound of Siwoo’s shin bone hitting the toe of her shoe rang out clearly and brightly, wishing for family harmony.

The portrait of Rinne, who emphasized family harmony, floated faintly above the blue sky.

2.
Albiereo, who had been enthusiastically playing an instrument made of Siwoo’s shin bone, had calmed down to some extent.
Witches didn’t really need to eat, but it was true that they felt hungry when they did something diligently.

The timing was just right, so a brunch set was served.

“Let’s eat, kids.”
“Yes.”
“Thank you for the meal.”

Albiereo, who had finished her makeover, gracefully popped the poached egg on top of her Eggs Benedict.
The yolk, which looked more red than orange, soaked into the muffin.

As Albiereo and Deneb began, Odile and Odette also picked up their knives and forks in the correct posture.

“Did you know, Siwoo? The word ‘brunch’ was created by a magazine in the late 19th century. It’s a combination of ‘breakfast’ and ‘lunch.’ How about that? It seems similar to the term ‘mother-daughter rice bowl’ that Siwoo created.”
“……”
“I was trying to make a joke. It’s not funny?”
“……”
“Answer.”
“Woof.”

Next to the table, Siwoo, wearing a dog collar, was squatting.

In the salad bowl placed on the floor, there was a vegan dog food made by scattering bananas and yogurt (the visual was reminiscent of something), which was Siwoo’s brunch.
Of course, there were no forks or knives.

“I should have done this sooner. Hunting dogs should always be securely leashed. They also need to be well-trained. Right?”
“Woof.”
“Good boy, you did well. Eat!”
“Woof woof woof woof.”

For reference, ‘yes’ was ‘woof,’ ‘no’ was ‘woof woof,’ and ‘I don’t know’ was ‘woof woof woof,’ but today, it seemed like ‘woof’ was enough.

Odile and Odette were very interested in Siwoo.
They had pretended to be dogs many times, but this was the first time they had seen their assistant pretending to be a dog.

“Assistant, you’re kind of cute. What breed would you be? A Doberman? Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy head. Good boy.”
“Assistant, do you want to try this? It’s delicious.”
“Woof.”
“Odette, you can’t just feed him anything. Siwoo has to eat his own food.”

Odile stroked his head, and Odette was scolded by Albiereo for trying to give him a sausage.

“……”

And if Siwoo was a dog, would she be the mistress who did all sorts of terrible things with the dog at night?
Deneb’s appetite was replaced by something else as she had such a delusion.

In half a day, he had gone from being the king of the bed to a dog next to the table.
Still, if it ended with a leisurely brunch time for the two mothers and one dog, wouldn’t that be a good way to handle it? That was when it happened.

-Bang

“I’m sorry to interrupt during your meal…?”

Duchess Erelim had intruded into this astral dining room.

She had been anxious all night about Siwoo’s declaration, ‘I’m going to add some staff.’
Erelim, who had become a follower of Siwoo after the last war, had interpreted it as, ‘You need to work harder. That’s not enough if you want to stay by my side.’

So, while she was processing documents twice as hard as usual all night, an urgent matter suddenly arose that required the head of the academy to be called.
It was impolite to make an uninvited visit during a meal, but that was only the case when they were fellow witches.

She rationalized that it wouldn’t be a problem for her, who was just a servant of Shin Siwoo, and went to find him, but…

He was wearing a collar and had his face buried in a terrible salad, eating like a dog.

Had she overworked too much yesterday?
Erelim rubbed her eyes.
Shin Siwoo was still a dog.

“Duchess Erelim! Oh, right! You’re not a duchess anymore?!”
“Without any notice…! What is the meaning of this?”

Erelim wasn’t the only one who was shocked.
Strictly speaking, Albiereo and Deneb were much more surprised.

Perhaps because she was a 25th level, they hadn’t sensed anyone approaching, so they had been caught red-handed.

To Erelim, who was even more of a fanatic of Shin Siwoo than her goddaughters, this scene was akin to blasphemy.
She might get angry!
But to explain this misunderstanding, they would have to give an explanation that was connected to the family’s disgrace.

Siwoo was in a difficult situation, and so were Albiereo and Deneb.

“……”

Erelim quietly approached Siwoo, who was belatedly getting up.

“Ah, well, this is what happened…”

In the end, Siwoo decided to sacrifice his own face.
He was going to say, ‘Ah! I actually have a fetish for getting treated like a dog, but it’s a secret!’

He was used to being the villain…!

“You have this side to you as well.”

She took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped the yogurt off Siwoo’s lower face, then smiled gently.

“I’m ashamed of myself for having misunderstood you for a moment. For a moment, I suspected that the Jemernai Count family was the secret power behind Gehenna.”
“…Huh?”
“Even after becoming the Archduke of Gehenna and the head of the Hessed Academy, you still try to see the world from the perspective of the lowest of the low, right?”

Siwoo and the two mothers-in-law, who had been blinking at first, thinking she was teasing them, understood the deep sincerity in her words.

In the world that Erelim saw, the act of Shin Siwoo burying his face in a dog bowl to eat was nothing short of a noble ritual to not forget his original intentions.

“I am truly impressed.”
“Yes, yes, well. Thank you.”

Albiereo sighed as if the tension had been released, but she also muttered, ‘That person is pretty crazy too.’

Well, that’s about it.
The Jemernai Count family was peaceful again today.