Chapter 287 – 287 – Reality. 10,000 Years of Alchemist

“… No, that… , I just hacked the haters who cursed at my brother and ruined my life, and then I came back playing a game? “I was playing some lol.”

“My haters? “Why do I have malicious comments?”

“Oppa, you don’t know much about the internet ecosystem yet. … Brother, the Internet is an abyss. Even if angels and the Second Coming Jesus come down from heaven, there are people who will leave malicious comments… On the other hand, even if the devil appears, there are people who will suck it up. … “Until I get screwed in reality.”

“Hmm, yes. That aside. Good job. Those bastards who curse at me are worth it. And? Game? Lol?”

“Huh. In fact, the people who are making malicious comments didn’t even spend an hour, and everyone else was playing games…”

“What? No, this bitch. Are you playing a game like that? My master, my brother, woke up and disappeared without giving me a morning blow job? Because of you, I didn’t wake up and have sex right away. Oh, I’m so mad. Fourth, you can’t do it. This is true education about the vagina and anus. … Oh, you were also training the urethra. The urethral hole is also true education.”

“… Oh! … Oh, brother. Wait for a second. … Ah! … Sleep, wait a minute. … Get in, time! It’s time, haha! Ah, brother. Time… Hehe♡ Haaaaa!”

“Time is freezing to death. From now on, if I wake up and don’t serve my dick next to me without a legitimate reason that I can acknowledge, will I be scolded? Got it?”

“Hey, … Okay, okay. Okay… Hehe… ♡”

I had gentle sex with the youngest, and had sex with the fourth in a teasing manner, and before I knew it, time passed quickly and it was time for the interview.

“… Uh, um… “What should I say in an interview?”

“Ugh, you ugly little brother. I told you not to just have sex, but to practice in advance. Chureup… ♡ Memorize this right now. That’s a model answer. Chu-eup, chul-jjak, chur-leup… ♡ Fortunately, they gave me a questionnaire in advance, so our company’s public relations department wrote down model answers, and we discussed it with them to say the same. Chureup lick… ♡”

My second sister is nagging me, and if she hadn’t nagged me while sucking my dick, she would have been a little more persuasive.

It looked a little funny when he did this while sucking my dick.

My second sister must have been aware of this, and when I stared at her, she blushed, lowered her eyes, stopped nagging, and sucked my dick hard.

My second sister was sucking my dick while she was nagging me.

The thick white liquid I had cum for was flowing out of her pussy and her ass hole, and her mother and her older sister were drinking it from under her.

The fourth and youngest were standing to my left and right, and I was playing with the fingers of her left hand probing the fourth’s urethra, and with the fingers of her right hand she was touching the youngest’s clit and cunt, feeling the soft flesh of her cunt. I was enjoying it.

It could be seen as a truly harmonious inbred family.

“… Oh yeah? Then it’s easy. But this is something that I just memorized and said. Is this really what interviews are like?”

“Usually yes. So don’t be too nervous, just read as you prepared.”

“Yes, sister.”

I was interviewed in succession by three TV reporters who came to my residence.

I saw that a camera came and captured the video… , I thought maybe I’d be able to see myself on TV news sometime soon.

“Now my son will become a superstar, right? “Hoho.”

“I said it will be broadcast on the news tomorrow evening, so be careful how you behave when you go out. Recognize people. And… , I am anticipating that you might develop a fan base or something like that. Okay?”

“Okay? Is it that much? Hmm.”

I think my family is more excited than me.

Under the management of my second sister’s schedule, I conducted interviews with three TV broadcasters, three daily newspapers, three weekly newspapers, and finally, one monthly magazine.

They all say that it is a place where they promised to write my article in a friendly manner to the second older sister.

And as if that promise had not been made in vain, I was able to see on the national news the biggest news about Yongbieocheonga that I know of.

-“Our Channel B is the first to conduct an interview with Park Seung-ho, Korea’s great alchemist who has finally been unveiled…”-

-“Alchemist Park Seung-ho slept only 3 hours a day…”-

-“Ever since he was young, he has always looked at the world from a unique perspective and observed various eccentricities that are difficult for ordinary people to understand…”-

-“From such a unique and original perspective, these great inventions…”-

‘Did I say something like that?’

The story of my great man was being created as the story of life’s adversity and success was filled with words I did not say and things I did not do.

“Wow, my little brother, seeing you on TV like that makes you look like a great person.”

“Uh… , Hmm…”

-“Mr. Park Seung-ho grew up in poverty under his single mother, but his dream was bigger and greater than anyone else’s…”-

-“Between his single mother and five siblings, he felt an infinite sense of responsibility to lead the poor family to success as the eldest son and head of the household…”-

According to the media, I was portrayed as a typical self-made great person raised by a single mother.

‘… It’s true that she’s a single mother, but the dirt spoon is a bit…’

Honestly, our family did well.

At least that’s how I remember our house.

It is said that it was a bit difficult for my mother when she escaped from a strange secret organization, but it wasn’t long before her mother and her second sister were so talented that our family quickly became rich.

For reference, my second older sister said that she was called a stock prodigy even before she entered elementary school.

Sometimes I don’t understand the abilities of the women in my family, as if they were blessed by some kind of goddess of luck.

-“So Mr. Park Seung-ho lived in the Tower for a whopping 10,000 years and followed his own unique path of alchemy…”-

“Wow, isn’t that just a parody of the 10,000 hour rule? Oppa, did you really do that? “Have you been in the tower for 10,000 years?”

As my youngest sister said, perhaps it was a parody of the 10,000-hour rule, but I had become an idiot who had spent 10,000 years practicing alchemy inside the tower.

“No, I never did that. … What is 10,000 hours? Does that make sense? And I never said anything like that…”

All I remember from the interview was that I vaguely said that I didn’t remember the exact time I was at the tower for fear that I might lie.

I hadn’t even cleared the tower yet, but the stay time was increasing in real time, so it was difficult to say anything accurately.

I’m still not used to lying in front of the camera, so I just vaguely say I don’t remember much, so why is that person who spent 10,000 years with me? ?

This part was difficult because the pre-prepared model answer script simply said ‘answer honestly’.

‘You bastards, you should write novels in moderation, what is this… ? , No matter how friendly I asked you to write, I think this is a bit too much… ?’

-“It is said that Mr. Park Seung-ho has been involved in many eccentric adventures since he was young. Representatively…”-

“Ah, these are the dark stories his brother did when he was young,”

“What?! No, these bastards? They said they would write to me in a friendly way!”

“No, it’s true that it was written in a friendly way. And those are all things I reported.”

“… The second older sister?! Why?! Why did you report it?”

“Uh. I reported it. You are now very famous in Korea, so all your past activities will come out… , It would be better to reveal it in advance like this and make it look like a stroke of genius. “I already made arrangements with the broadcasting station.”

Many dark acts that I committed when I was young were being broadcast.

Surprisingly, there were a lot more accidents and bad stories I had when I was younger than I thought.

(Walking around lifting girls’ skirts every day since kindergarten, forming a gang of girls’ underwear robbers with boys in elementary school, etc…)

However, as my second sister said, the actions I did were packaged and disguised as eccentricities that a typical single-minded genius would do at least once in his childhood.

It’s like the kind of outrageous behavior that a smart artist genius or scientist genius would do when they were young.

Is it Einstein or Edison? Like the anecdote about hatching an egg when you were young.

The broadcasting station dramatized and showed a story that could have appeared in a biography of a great man.

In fact, some broadcasters blatantly steered the broadcasting trend in that way.

“Wow, brother. “Looking at people’s real-time reactions on the internet, I think they understand that.”

“Really?”

-[ I am a current alchemist, and if I spent 10,000 years in the tower, I would be King. ]

-(Author) I was curious about how on earth they make such items.

-(Author) But if you combine the venom and perseverance of spending 10,000 years inside the tower, it’s a shame.

– (Author) In particular, I am not talking about disgusting talent or genetics, but I have respect for the fact that he has quietly dug one well for 10,000 years.

-(Author) I guess I just learned alchemy. I was just an ordinary person who wanted to get out of the tower quickly and make money and become famous.

-(Author) From now on, cursing Park Seung-ho is cursing me. No, it will be considered an attack on all alchemists.

-ㄹㅇㅋ

-10,000 years is crazy.

-It really doesn’t make sense… I understand when I look at the items that are made…

-Wow… How do you think you can last 10,000 years inside the tower? Just thinking about it makes me dizzy.

-If he was truly succeeded that crazy, he would have even if he had practiced swordsmanship instead of alchemy.

-How can you last 10,000 years with boring swordsmanship? It’s such a fun alchemy that I was able to do it for 10,000 years.

-ㄹㅇㅋ. Because it’s alchemy, it lasted 10,000 years. Wow, if you add this and this, you get that? Wow, so.Fun.

-Still, if I had practiced swordsmanship for 10,000 years, I would have split the earth with my sword. ㅇㅈ?

-This is why I’ve been crazy about alchemy for 10,000 years. It would have been a bigger hit if I was crazy about swordsmanship or magic.

-Are you ignoring alchemy now?

-Yeah, ignore it~ If Korea had learned swordsmanship or magic for 10,000 years, it would have conquered the world~

‘Do you believe that?’

I believed it.

People believed all the lame nonsense the media made up.

Now, when I post a strange item on Hunter Auction, my second sister’s company website, “As expected, the alchemist of 10,000 years… ” .” I was convinced.