Chapter 300 – 300

“How sad it would be for the children to find out that their father is a libertine who makes fun of their dicks. So, you probably mistakenly think that our relationship is like that too, right? “Because my dad was crazy about sex, he was a guy with a brain in his dick, so he attacked my mom, my older sisters, and my younger sisters, so I was born from incest.”

“Hmm…”

“We are connected by true love. Yes? Or were we just your cunt to enjoy? Then I think it would be a bit sad… Ah, just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes… Ugh, sniffle… Sniff…”

“Huh? No… No, that’s… Absolutely not. Trust me this. Our family is special. Really. Don’t cry. It’s not like that…”

“… Sniff, and anyway, even if you are a dick-brained and sex-crazed guy. Even if it’s true. There’s a world of difference between someone who gets criticized for something like that and someone who doesn’t get caught and gets social respect. “You know what this means, right?”

“Huh…”

“Then promise. “You will follow our lead.”

“… Ha, okay…”

I was completely defeated by the logic of the women in my family, and eventually had to make an agreement with them.

‘Could it be that the old secret agreement between the women related to me was concluded in this way? But why are you still keeping that information a secret and not revealing it? They say the agreement has already been broken. Even though I heard about the punishment clause, they didn’t tell me what the content of the agreement itself was…’

The contents of the agreement I concluded this time were as follows.

From now on, if you want to date women other than those you have had so far, you must report this to the women in my family in advance.

Also, report on all the women you have fucked so far.

When I reported it in advance, the women in my family would be against it because it would be dangerous to pick them, so I would give up.

“The third clause is too harsh. Don’t you know that if you give up, you’ll only burn more?”

“… Oh my, is that what you’re going to say right now in front of your family and the lover who’s pregnant with your baby?”

“…”

“Okay then. I won’t tell you to give up right away. Then you convince us. “If you convince me it’s not dangerous, I’ll admit it.”

“… Persuade? Hmm… Persuasion…”

Should I open it if I have hypnosis skills?

Are you saying that there is also medicine and drug semen?

Then you might understand… ?

Since they are family, I think they will understand.

No… What if they get angry and say that they did that to us too? ?

It’s actually hanging…

‘It’s on hold for now. If I feel like I can’t hold back, I’ll secretly try to get lucky by saying I have that skill.’

“Oppa, by the way, who are these girls called Hyejeong, Hyeyeon, and Seoyeon? Daegu? “Oppa, when did you go to Daegu?”

‘Oh, shit. I guess I wrote down some of the kids I fucked up in the tower because my head was so complicated?!’

“Oh… , … Well, that was written incorrectly. “I wrote it wrong.”

“Hmm…”

The youngest looks at me very suspiciously.

Like looking at someone who is lying.

“… “I really, really wrote it wrong by mistake.”

“For that matter, I think I wrote about an actual person, right? … Brother, tell me honestly. It’s not like we’re talking about something like this. Who is this bitch named Kim Hye-jeong? Are you sisters with Kim Hye-yeon? Who? … And why did you write it down first?”

“Huh?”

“Uh? Isn’t this written in the order that my brother took it? Is this really your first girl? No… ? My hands and feet are shaking right now and I’m crying. I wasn’t the first. ..?”

Her youngest child got to the point where she cried, asking if he wasn’t the first.

If you don’t soothe her now, she’ll start crying, saying, “Baeaeaeak!!!” The house is in chaos.

However, Ji-min Lee, who was pretending to wash windows nearby and listening to our conversation, was flinching.

Ji-min Lee knows that she is the woman who gave me my first experience.

Because she went around bragging that the youngest, who knew nothing, took my virginity, but due to timing, she did it with Lee Ji-min first.

Of course, Ji-min Lee tilted her head and thought it was strange. Because I was really good at sex from the beginning.

I’m sorry, Jimin, but neither are you.

But that doesn’t mean Kim Hye-jung is my first woman…

Hmm… That’s true, except that I paid money to eat it…

My real virginity was at the first entertainment bar I ever went to… , Before the tower incident occurred, she said she had taken out the eyes of an unknown bar prostitute.

I think the pseudonym used in entertainment bars was ‘Jessica’… , Is she doing well with her sister? … Hmm, but I remember him looking ordinary, so it’s not really worth revisiting.

It’s hard to tell what her face and body her look like.

“No. Because it’s not. It’s a mistake, a mistake. Really. Mom, I bet Hyejeong is not the first girl.”

“… Okay? Sniff, then why? This bitch named Kim Hye-jeong. Why is it written at the beginning of the paper? Damn. Then. Upset. I thought you would put our family first. In particular, I thought they would put me at the top. Then who is it? “This Hyejeong?”

“… That, … Uh, that… , Ah, that’s right. … Crabs, games. … She’s It’s a game character. … Because he was a child I was attached to… Actually, I wrote it down by mistake.”

“What? Game character? Ha… , Shocking. Are you really stupid? I’m not a girl like this, no, I’m not even a girl. Are you feeling jealous of a 30-year-old game girl right now ? Oh really. Pathetic and annoying. But what game is it? Is it a night game? “I know all the games your brother plays, but was there a character like this?”

“… Yes, how do you know all that?”

“…”

The expressions on the faces of the women in my family were a bit strange regarding this.

What? Now?

Just like the people who were looking into my computer…

No, right? Surely?

In particular, the expressions of the fourth and youngest children look like people who have committed a crime.

Avoid my gaze.

These bitches… ?

“Hmm. Greatness. Anyway, brother. I’m upset because my brother hasn’t been spending time with us lately. We’re upset. “Please go on a date with each of us.”

“Date?”

Looking at the women’s expressions, I think this was actually their original purpose.

“””Yes.”””

The women in my family wanted to date and spend time with me.

It seemed like her mom wanted to take her and me to a foreign country where no one knew and have her usual travel date.

She said that her personal hope is to be evaluated or told that the couple is a good match.

Her older sister wanted to make her gym date by going to the martial arts center or gym with me.

It seems that there is a weak monster that steals her snacks at my older sister’s martial arts training center, and she asks me to deal with it.

She says it’s not serious, but it’s quite annoying, and the price of the building has dropped due to rumors that monsters are lurking there, so the building isn’t selling.

My second sister wanted to go on a date with me touring the auction house, the bond market, or a business.

Even though she is dating, she wants to take care of money-related and economic-related matters as well as her job. .

The fourth wanted a strange date where he would play hide and seek with me, then practice hacking, watch a spy movie, do an actual infiltration mission, and check the crime prevention and counterintelligence status of our mansion.

Her youngest child reads with me, discusses reading comprehension, goes to museums, appreciates art, or peruses recent research conference papers… She just listed all the things she really didn’t want to do. She said she would like to play computer games with me, but that was the only thing she liked.

“””Will you go on a date?”””

“… Okay.”

I thought that if I said no, I would see the women in my family overturn the table and go on a group strike.

I agreed to do it obediently.

“So, who should I do it with first?”

From the moment I said these words, a fierce fight broke out between the women in my family.

When the youngest child saw this scene, she lamented that it was like the incident of the golden apple that fell among the Greek goddesses.

“Let’s play rock, paper, scissors.”

“No. “Eldest sister, you win a lot by reading muscle movements.”

She suggested that her eldest sister decide to play rock, paper, scissors, but her youngest objected to her.

Her reasoning is that her older sister uses her relatively excellent body vision to read her muscle movements to predict what her opponent will do.

“Then how about drawing lots?”

“No. Fourthly, I think you’re going to use some kind of trick there. You asked to vote last time and got caught for hacking and manipulating it.”

The fourth child recommended drawing lots, but the second older sister was against it.

The reason was that she could not be trusted because the Fourth could manipulate it.

“Daughters, let’s just do it by age. “There is such a thing as a long-term will, right?”

“””Dismissed immediately.”””

“They say it’s useless to raise daughters…”

Her mother suggested they do it by age, but her youngest and fourth children were most vehemently opposed.

The eldest sister was neutral, and the second sister was just against it.

“What about the order of money? “Let’s go in order of who sacrificed the most capital in this family.”

“It’s not worth listening to, really.”

The second sister said to do it in the order of money, and the fourth sister said not to be a jerk.

“Let’s bring the mock test papers for high school seniors and take the tests in order of those with the highest total scores. Well, it’s not necessarily a mock test, but it’s okay if it’s another written subject. College exams are okay too. Thesis evaluation tests and essays are also okay. All you have to do is foreign languages​​​and diplomacy, sports and military, economics and management, hacking, counterintelligence, and intelligence. For your information, I approve of tests that deal with arts such as art or music.”

“Youngest child, I know you’re the best at general studies here, so let’s not talk nonsense like that. Why is this a test all of a sudden? What about the exam? Leave out foreign languages, diplomacy, physical education, military, economy, management, hacking, counterintelligence, and intelligence? That was just for your benefit. “I don’t think foreign languages ​​​​and diplomacy will work for my mother, sports and military might not work for me, economics and management won’t work for my second child, and hacking, counterintelligence, and intelligence won’ t work for my fourth child.”

“Then let’s go by age. Please save the younger people.”

“My cute youngest daughter, do you want to keep talking nonsense? Huh? “When my mom suggested we do it in order of age, she immediately dismissed it?”

The youngest child suggested ordering the order by test score and age, but her older sister and mother told her not to talk nonsense.