Chapter 363 – 363 – Choosing a Country Name

“Oh right. Seungho, did you know that? Are the people we drove out to China our ancestors? I only found out recently. When I saw that the country was named Joseon, I thought, ‘What is it?’ I looked into it and was surprised to see that they were called Baedal’s people and Dangun Wanggeom.”

I think my second sister found out about it only recently.

It seems that they were so focused on the national economy, production issues, and food issues that they were unable to pay attention to other areas.

“… Uh, that…, Hmm…, I knew it… “Except for my second sister, everyone here probably already knew about it a long time ago.”

‘I killed a lot, of course you know…’ . My second sister seems to have finally figured it out because she was focusing on the economy and food issues…’

Sometimes people are like that.

Everyone else knows, but I’m the only one who doesn’t know, and now I’m finding out.

This is what they call backstabbing…

My second older sister didn’t usually do this, but when we did something with our family, she would often trust us and turn off interest in other areas.

“Wow, then are we completely immoral? I didn’t even know it was my ancestor…, I heard that you and your eldest sister gave me so much money that I beat you up and kicked you out… “I didn’t know it was Grandpa Dangun, but now I know.”

“Oh, I don’t know. It already happened anyway. After all, we are the descendants of our ancestors…, In the end, if we take over the Korean Peninsula, that’s it.”

My second sister said that it was like kicking out my ancestors, so I just calmly told her to ignore what had already happened.

Even if we suggest reconciliation now, I don’t think the other side will accept it…, I think it would be better to just kill them all. After all, we are descendants…

And since the original ancestor died, he is the ancestor, so wouldn’t that be okay…? ?

Maybe he will be happy with his ancestral heart. Maybe.

“… Well, that’s it. Well, it would be okay if we, the descendants, took over this land. I don’t care either. Do your ancestors give you money or food? … Ah, now that I think about it, the land was already going to be passed on to us. If they had stopped it sooner, the war would not have lasted longer, and we would have saved a lot of budget…, It’s not helpful, really.”

My second sister agreed with me and quickly changed her mindset of feeling sorry for taking the land from her ancestors to a capitalist mindset.

Then, in an instant, the attitude towards ancestors changed to that of a construction capitalist towards a sleazy tenant.

They said they should have made money by quickly pushing and demolishing the area, but they wasted their budget because of the ancestors who made a fuss.

“But that’s it. He might not be the Dangun grandpa we know. It seems that the concept of tribal union or nation itself was born very quickly thanks to our intervention.”

The eldest sister expressed a new opinion. The history we know is already gone, and the existing history has already changed significantly due to our intervention.

“Really?”

“Huh. The Baedal people are not the Baedal people we know. And it seems that Wanggeom was originally derived from the word king knife or king…, And that tribal union had a tradition of continuing to pass on the name of the leader. Then, if Dangun Wanggeom is a name that is inherited and used, he will not be the Dangun grandfather we know. The times are very different.”

“Hmm…”

“I do not remember? The northern tribal alliance came into conflict with us, and the first encounter with the king’s knife was around 3750 BC? “We developed bronze around 3780 BC, and about 30 years later, the northern tribes united and there was serious conflict with us.”

“Hmm…”

“… Of course, there is also the fact that we developed bronze and eagerly annexed and plundered surrounding territories…”

My eldest sister said that the history of war is also subject to the law of action and reaction and the butterfly theory.

The fact that we developed bronze and was so confident that we attacked the surrounding tribes (predators – mainly women) had an impact on the surroundings, resulting in a much faster union of tribes and the birth of the concept of nation.

And that very quickly created the Baedal people and the existence of Dangun Wanggeom.

The powerful external enemy (us) tied together the loose ties between tribes into a tribal union and, furthermore, into a strong unity of the concepts of nation and nation… !

‘I went around plundering the surroundings and stealing women, so in the end, it benefited the surroundings. After all, looting was a good thing. Through plunder, it has benefited humans widely. This is the predatory rape sex-Hongik cock-spirit!’

Make your dick widely beneficial through predatory rape sex…, I must make this the founding ideology of the country I rule.

Probably the women in my family will smash their backs, so I should secretly spread it among the male descendants…

“Hmm…, I guess.”

“I guess I’m right.”

According to my eldest sister, the law of action and reaction applies to war history.

The northern tribes united against us because we… So, it is said that this is because they developed Bronze Age around 3780 BC, about 30 years ago, and then moved around enthusiastically occupying and plundering surrounding territories.

Because of this, my eldest sister argued that around 3750 BC, about 30 years after 3780 BC, the northern tribes formed a tribal alliance against the country I ruled, much faster than in history.

“So, although they may be similar in the grand scheme of things, they are not the Baedal people or Grandfather Dangun that we know.”

My eldest sister asserted that because the times were very different, he would not be the grandfather Dangun Wanggeom we knew from existing history.

Her youngest shook her head at that opinion, and as she listened to her older sister, she thought she was right.

“Then what…, There is nothing to worry about at all. Anyway, what are you going to name the country?”

I coolly suggested that we should make it a non-issue and quickly decide on a country name.

Her mother thought about the times and expressed her opinion about a soft-feeling Buyeo. Her eldest sister was Goguryeo, Baekje, or Silla Naga Gaya, her second sister was Korea Co., Ltd., Her fourth sister was Balhae or Goryeo, and her youngest sister was U.S.A. Or the British Empire.

“… What if I take out all the country names written in history books? “Some of them said strange things.”

“Oh, then stop complaining and decide.”

My eldest sister tried to express her opinion, but she grumbled that I should just decide and not complain.

“And you, the youngest, why does that name suddenly appear?

“Why is it that you only have me? Her second older sister also started something strange called ‘Korea Co., Ltd.’ So I thought anything was okay, and I thought freely and thought America was okay. If you don’t like the USA, say the United States of America. America for short. It’s not bad. It means a beautiful country. In Japan, they call it rice soup because they use rice mizza instead of beautiful mizza.”

Since her youngest sister had said her strange name since her second sister, she said that she had said her strange name too.
Then her second older sister got a little upset.

“Oh my, the youngest. What do you think of the name ‘Korea Co., Ltd.’? At first, I thought about Wall Street or the City of London…, Or I was going to say ‘Yeouido Financial District’ ​​or ‘Korean Plutocracy Republic’, but I ended up saying it. I actually use this name when choosing a country name in Civilization 8? When deciding on a name for a religion, they name it ‘Money is the best.'”

Do you really think so?

It must be a joke, right?

I think so, but my second older sister actually sometimes makes strange names based on the names of countries and religions when playing Civilization Multiplayer.

For reference, the other day I named the religion of the civilization game ‘Mom, older sister, younger sister, panties kikka’ and then had sex with my eldest sister. Dog benefit.

“No, both of them are strange. “My second-oldest sister and my youngest sister, are you sincere?”

“Oh really. He asked me to think about it, so I said the name I liked. Then you just decide. Even if you hear something clearly, why are you complaining so much about America, which is a very strong name? Otherwise, the British Empire, where the sun never sets, isn’t that bad.”

The ball was passed to me again.

“Should we just do it as Korea?”

“You idiot, is this country a democratic republic now? “You don’t even know the meaning of Korea, do you?”

My eldest sister is mistreating me.

Did the name Republic of Korea have any meaning? ?

‘… Could it be that Minja in the middle was an abbreviation for Democratic Republic?’

Although I realized an incredible fact, I did not show it as if I had known it from the beginning, but instead pretended to think about it for a moment and expressed a different opinion.

“Then let’s make it the Korean Empire.”

“Empire? … It’s not bad, but since we are a theocratic country rather than an empire, which means an imperial country, isn’t something else better?”

The eldest sister commented that the title “Empire” Was not a bad thing, but she had doubts, saying that the country’s system was not that of an emperor.
She said that an empire is literally a state of an emperor with princes.
Since we are a theocratic, strong centralized state, it should be called something else, she said.

“Huh? “Then what should I do?”

“Should we call it the Republic of Korea?” ? Something doesn’t look right, but… New Korean government? No, the new country of Korea? This is even weirder. Let’s just call it a church. Now that I think about it, I wonder if there is a need to imitate the name Daehan… ? I understand that this means that Daehan will succeed the Samhans. But we changed history, so there are no Three Hans… ? So just a religious country.”

“Just a church? It’s strange…, I don’t like it.”

“Then how about Shin Seong-guk?”

“Hmm…, The empire has some style and is nice. Should we call it a holy empire? … Oh, I got a great idea! Let’s call it the ‘Holy Korean Empire’!”

“Uh… ? That name is not allowed. According to the novelist’s long-held intuition, that name is ominous. They say it will be a country that is not sacred, not a country, not an empire. I don’t think that’s real. Really, really.”

During the conversation between me and my eldest sister, the youngest suddenly intervened and warned us to avoid the ‘Holy Korean Empire.’

However, I was fascinated by this name and decided to name the country the Holy Korean Empire.

‘Wow, what a cool name. I decided, but I think it’s really cool.’