Chapter 489 – 489
I woke up early in the morning with an excited heart.
And together with the SS, they hastened their advance up the river deep into enemy territory.
“If that exquisite beauty hears rumors of our advance, she must not run away. She should hurry and catch it and eat it.”
As the SS and I committed looting, arson, rape, etc. Wherever we went, the rumors seemed to have spread, and there were quite a few people who abandoned their beloved villages and homes and fled as refugees.
In any case, Woohee, a beautiful woman from the Jungwon region, heard the rumor that we were coming and was able to take refuge… How bitter and unfair would it be if you stayed up late and couldn’t take advantage of her beauty?
“Father, it seems like you really work hard when you fuck pretty girls? This is the first time I see my father waking up early in the morning and urging us to prepare for the march.”
“Me too.”
“Me too. “It is a bit of a contrast to the way the commander-in-chief told my father to advance somewhere, but he made all kinds of delays and only focused on playing with the girls.”
“Some? Not somewhat, but very much? I think this is the first time in my life that I have seen my father so passionately and diligently preparing something. “Father, it seems like you woke up early in the morning and prepared to have that transcendent beauty named Woohee. Are you worried that you might not be able to have her?”
“Of course. A beauty is like a flower dipped in honey. All kinds of bees and butterflies would pounce on her…, If you don’t have the courage to move diligently, you’ll end up getting stolen or eaten by someone else. “Don’t let your guard down even for a moment and try your best before I eat it first!”
“” “Oh…”””
“If my father had put that kind of passion into running the government or conquest, I think we would have destroyed Joseon a long time ago…”
“It’s noisy. My mother, older sisters, or younger sisters can do that. They run the government, and I sow the seeds. “Isn’t this just the right division of roles?”
“… Is that so?”
When the SS guys first join the SS, they are new recruits, and they are so tense that they cannot talk to me properly. However, as they gain a certain level of experience and become older, when they become closer to me, they are good at joking with me and making fun of me. They are kids.
Maybe it’s because I treat people who cross the line of fire with me kindly without any sense of authority or pretense.
For several days, while we were advancing along the upper river to get the beauty named Woo Hee, a messenger arrived urgently from my sister, the commander-in-chief, instructing us to stop our advance.
Accordingly, the SS men advised me that it would be better to follow the commander-in-chief’s words.
“Father, the commander-in-chief also said that it was becoming dangerous and told us to stop advancing inland any further. That’s our opinion too. I like a woman named Woohee, but wouldn’t it be too dangerous?”
“… Hmm, well? When I saw it, it wasn’t like that at all… Since her older sister lives only in Seoul, I think she may not know much about the local situation. Is it dangerous when there are no defense troops? It’s not dangerous at all. … Rather than that, it is said that in an inland village not far from here, there is an exquisite beauty named Ms. Woo. Finally, she discovered the beauty’s exact whereabouts. “I must get that beauty.”
“Father…, It can be dangerous. If you make a mistake, you could be surrounded…”
“Uh huh, if you surround it, you just have to break through. Don’t you believe in my shining sword energy? “My sword skill is capable of cutting through the enemy’s bronze armor like a radish.”
‘It would have been better if I could use the Sword and Steel like on the 12th floor of the tower, but this is not a floor where you get a combat advantage…’
I ignored all the advice of my eldest sister, the commander-in-chief, the captain of the bodyguard, and the members of the bodyguard, and advanced further into the inland village, where I acquired the rumored woman of extreme beauty named Mr. Woo.
“Woohyooooo~~! Jungwon’s ultimate beauty, Get To Daje~~!! It’s really fucking pretty. “It’s not as good as my family’s, but it’s still really, gorgeous.”
She was truly a pretty girl, just like the rumors said, so I was really happy when I got her.
She wasn’t as good as the women in my family, but she was almost like an SSS-level girl in the province…, There was also a reason for the rumor.
Cherry-like lips, pure white skin, moderately sized breasts and buttocks, rosy cheeks and clear eyes… Should I really say that she is a person who fits the image of an ancient beauty?
There was a beauty who looked as if she had been drawn on real drawing paper. To the point where she feels a bit like a doll.
“What is your name?”
“Please just call me Ms. Woo…”
“Okay? Still, it’s a bit weird to keep calling him Mr. Woo, but don’t you have any other nicknames?”
“The nickname is… My friends call me Woomiin or Woohee as a nickname to make fun of me… But it spread… “It’s called like a name.”
“Woo Mi-in or Woo Hee-ra… It’s a fitting nickname. Considering your beauty, it seems like a fitting nickname. Did you say that the word ‘hee’ means a noble woman or princess? In the end, I had my baby through affection, so my friends gave me a good nickname. Haha.”
I embraced Woohee and lived with her all day long.
Because I was happy to have such a beauty for the first time in a long time.
Even though she doesn’t have my genes, she’s still this beautiful…, Would you say it’s more surprising and happy because it’s like seeing a natural beauty?
“It’s really amazing, I’ve only seen a beauty like you in my descendants, like my daughters and granddaughters who were born with my genes.”
“… Is that so? … Um, um.”
“There is a pretty girl like you, so how can people in Joseon not know your name?” It’s fascinating. “If you look like you, it’s normal for rumors to spread throughout Joseon.”
“… Well, that is… Well, I’m the type of person who doesn’t leave the house much…”
“I see. But why are you shaking like this? “Are you sick somewhere?”
“… No, no…”
A girl named Woohee sometimes trembled slightly as if she was afraid of something.
There seemed to be many times when he thought about whether to say something to me.
Every time that happened, I looked at the sky or the ceiling, thought about something, and then closed my mouth as if I had made up my mind.
‘Are you hiding something from me? What do you think? First, I fucked her and got her pregnant…, We need to have a lot of babies. These pretty girls must have so many babies. Only then will good genes spread throughout the world.’
Woohee’s daughters and her granddaughters had fun fucking and fucking her, imagining how pretty she would be.
Meanwhile, I was wandering around the nearby villages, plundering and having fun, and I was happy to get a famous horse named Ochuma there.
It was a famous horse with impressive glossy black fur. It was large, fast, and had great endurance, making it the best horse I had ever ridden.
It was a pitch-black horse, and it was very large, and the sight of me riding it, wearing iron armor and armor, made children cry and wet themselves just by looking at it.
It must be said that riding this horse definitely exudes a bit of the devil’s force… Also, his temperament was vicious and violent, making it difficult for anyone but me to deal with him, and I really liked this as well.
In order for a warhorse to fight well, it has to be a bit ferocious and ferocious.
A horse that pounces, bites, and tramples on the enemies in front of it is a warhorse that fights well.
“As expected, it was perfect to come here. Didn’t you get a great bastard called Woohee and a great horse named Ochuma? Besides, there is no problem. Commander of the Royal Guard, look at this, am I right? I heard that my eldest sister doesn’t know the actual sense of combat on the ground because she only reads documents and plans strategies in Seoul. … No, maybe my eldest sister did it on purpose because she was jealous of me getting a pretty girl? Haha!”
“… Father, it is not too late. The enemy’s appearance is unusual. If things continue like this, our only supply route will be cut off, and we could be surrounded. Right now, our SS is so protruding that it is deep into enemy territory. This is strange to anyone. It’s a trap. No matter how much I think about it, I feel like I have entered the jaws of a tiger. You must quickly retreat to the coastal area. It’s dangerous.”
“No, you bastard. What’s dangerous? There are no enemy troops around here. And he doesn’t want Woohee to leave his hometown. “It will become our land anyway, so is there any need to retreat?”
“Father… Please… Doesn’t the Commander-in-Chief also tell us to retreat quickly…? .”
“Don’t talk nonsense, if you’re that worried, do some scouting around the area. And if you’re surrounded, you can just break through? I’m really worried. I’m going to have some more fun with Woohee and her friends. Woohee introduced me to several other pretty girls who said they were friends, but people tend to get along with each other. Maybe it’s because they’re Woohee’s friends, but they’re all gorgeous.”