Chapter 141 – The Punch Machine

It could be that it’s just height.
It was a sensitive issue for me.
Of course, among the short people, there must be people who don’t particularly care about their height.
But just like people can’t all be the same.

I was a height sensitive person.
Because other men stand at least one face size apart next to a woman, but I’m almost always the same next to a woman.

“Is this man talking very harshly?”

I don’t even know what to say.
…… I almost said, but the eyes of the beholders were my only control.

“Apologize to Mrs. From what I see, she seems to have bumped into it on purpose.”
“Ha, what a funny bastard this is. Did I bump to bump? That lady was suddenly going and turned and bumped into her side of her!”
“No, isn’t it natural that the person on the bike should be a little more careful? Like I said earlier, I just wanted to drag it out. There are so many people.”
“I usually ride like this, but I don’t bump into it. That lady was walking strangely and bumped into me.”

Wow, this baby is really fucking fucking?
That’s why it is said that Korea is still a world where the one with the loudest voice wins. Even the tteokdae was so big that anyone would have crawled.
It would have been like that in the past.

“Ha, you’re just wasting time getting caught by a weird bastard.”

Who’s to say

“Done. Damn, go there Twi.”

After saying that, he casually throws the bicycle he was riding on the street, and then he spit and trudging away.
No, what kind of bastards are there?
When I looked at the bicycle, it was a guy called Ttareung, an application run by the city.

“Wow, that’s ridiculous.”

A bastard like that really needs to be beaten.
In a way, that was impossible because of the law. What can I do Such truths live openly, but there was nothing to properly feed the truth.

If it wasn’t for me, the unfair thing would have been on the lady’s side of her.
They say the law is stronger than the fist these days.
Right now, in this case, the stronger side had no choice but to be a threat. There is no guarantee that the bastard will wait patiently while the police arrive.

‘Summon it to the dungeon and kill it?’

Whatever job that bastard chooses, he personally has confidence that I will win if I fight now.
But…….

‘No, that went too far.’

I was too hot for no reason, so my thoughts became too radical, but I thought it went too far. Just because you’ve killed some of the monsters’ lives, you can’t take human lives lightly.
Still, I sometimes think that human trash arches like that would just end up in a car accident.

“Mother, are you okay?”
“Oh, it’s not okay. Not okay Young man, I’m sorry, but can you move the chair over there?”
“Ah……Sure.”

The shock must have been considerable, so I was able to get out of the spot only after moving her aunt, whose heart was pounding with her legs loose, to a chair near her.

It was time to move to the place that Momjjangjae-hyung told me about.

[Strawberry Gym]

Hey, is this the perfect gym that even has professional players and a usable Octagonal Stadium?
I like the very first name.

That’s cool.

[… ] ….]

When I went inside, I heard that the charter was paid for today.
The people participating in the contest, the cameraman, the PD, and the good-looking guy came first and were busy moving around.
Wow, do you usually have so many people mobilized for You Tube filming?
I thought I was just supporting one cameraman with my Apple phone, but I guess that wasn’t the case.

‘Ah, did this give me as much strength as it cost some money?’

Maybe that’s why they chose a concept nerd like me.
If you don’t get views, all the money invested here will be gone. To be honest, 1st prize of 5 million won and 2nd prize of 3 million won are not small amounts of money.

‘Hey, that’s great. There are women too.’

There was a woman among the participants, not the staff or PD.
She was also a very pretty woman.

But judging from her qipao dress and dumpling hair her, it seems like that woman also wrote her own concept her in her resume.
A successor to Chinese martial arts, maybe something like this.

‘It’s a new feeling, but it’s really hard to make money.’

Even if it’s not necessarily that, I think a lot of different people participated.
There were a total of 8 participants including myself.

One fat pig-shaped human, an old man who looked a bit old enough to wonder if he could participate.
And to keep the concept…… No, I was wearing a bridal mask from the entrance to hide my face.
A Chinese dress beauty with bun hair.
Other than that, with men who seemed to have done some exercise, the last time I was late for 10 minutes…….

‘Uh?’

Even the bully who hit her aunt with that bike earlier.

‘Ha, that bastard. You mean he was a participant in this?’

It was a little surprising.
The good-looking guy is pretty sincere, so I didn’t think he would pick someone who could cause trouble like that.
Was it chosen as a villain to get views?

“Ha, what is it? Is there a pretty woman who looks like a blow with her fist would break her bones her? Dumplings in a Chinese dress? Are you here for a cosplay?”
“You’d better be careful with your words. If you don’t want to break your nose.”
“Are the people who speak Korean so damn good, not Chinese, but Korean-Chinese?”
“Pray that you stick with me first. I will kill you.”

Look at this.
That baby, it’s not a concept, it’s a real sheep.

Even more surprising was the beauty in the Chinese dress. A big-time bully like that threatens him, but he doesn’t give in at all.
Is it just a strong personality, or is there something innate like Kim Hye-rin?

On the other hand, it was not enough even after arguing with the Chinese dress girl.
Now it comes to me

“What is this, you stupid masked bastard?”

Kamenra X is more.
I’d rather say that.
However…….

“Hey, be careful what you say. You’re a lamb. I may have just let it go, but I, wearing this mask, do not forgive evil deeds. I am the enforcer of justice, Gaksital.”

[… ] … He’s crazy, really.]

Maybe this is what being eaten up by the concept is like.
But to be honest, maybe it’s because I’m in a position where I really like Kamen Ra X. It was embarrassing, but it didn’t feel too bad.
Originally, this kind of cringe is good again.

“…… He’s crazy But that voice and way of speaking, is that that little bastard?”
“…… You absolutely kill How dare you call me Acorn?”
“…… ?”

On the other hand, while the participants got acquainted with each other for a while, I wonder if the preparations for the good-looking guy were all over.
He guided us to the first basement floor.
There were three punching machines and an octagonal pavilion.

“Let’s see, they’re all going to get interviews separately. Once everything is done, we will conduct an interview at the end. I think that way the picture will come out cleanly.”
“All right.”
“In case you didn’t know, I even hired one of the paramedics, so you can bump into it comfortably. Don’t be too harsh. For the janitor, we will thoroughly wear protective equipment, and if the referee gets in the middle, you just have to stop right away.”

Maybe it’s because there’s a so-called ‘yellow label’ when you upload something violent on You Tube.
It seemed that the body type was well prepared.

However, I haven’t been out a few times.
It’s something I know from having practiced Taekwondo with Han Yu-mi. Protective equipment did not protect 100% of oneself.
The destructive power that pierces through it hurts and bruises.

In particular, the people who participated here are the ones who decided on their own to participate in the fighting competition.
Everyone will be a confident human being in a fight.

Anyway, it’s not very exciting for me.
I had only one goal.

“Hey, hey, body-jjangjae hyung-nim.”

I would be ashamed to call people like this in real life.

“Yes, Gaksital-nim. Tell me please. I have high expectations from him. I believe you will make a good video. Bridal mask!!!”
“…….”

That person is obviously crazy about the number of views.
You seem to be able to shout Gaksital better than me. Shall I die of shame?

“…… Ho, just in case. I’m asking if it’s not rude. No, I’m in a hurry. If you win first place, can you give me the prize money of 5 million won today?”

I was thinking of putting a steel plate on my face until I asked.
It’s embarrassing to ask such a question in front of everyone. Would you look like a money madman? But I honestly won first place here, and I’ll give you the prize money after it’s aired on You Tube.
If you do this, I will leave Maljjang Dorumuk and I will be fucked.
I’ve already experienced how important equipment is in dungeons several times.
By the way…….

“Of course it is possible. Oh, and did you just film that?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Kya! As expected, Gaksital-nim, you make a lot of videos as expected. I like that attitude.”

The people who use this even for the number of views were Naturubers.
I think they are really crazy about the number of views.

‘That’s how I get 200,000 subscribers.’

Meanwhile, let me ask you this question.
Some people seem to have taken this as a provocation.

“You already know that you are number one.”
“You cheeky bastard.”
“Can I come up from the quarterfinals?”

Does everyone have a fiery personality as much as they participate in fighting competitions, or do they have the temperament of an old man? The mere fact that I asked such a question seemed to make me look quite arrogant.
No, all those with some power have such rough personalities.

Rather, dumpling heads in a Chinese dress.
In fact, only Mei Lin, who had come to study in China, was only looking at me carefully.

“…….”

I also thought with great interest.

‘After the recording is over, let’s flirt with that woman.’

…… Called.

[… ] ….]

The shooting started like that.
Instead of immediately starting a match against each other, we decided to shoot a taster first with a punch machine. Since there is a huge prize money at stake for the performers, they’re going to get even one more.

However, from the performer’s point of view, there was nothing particularly uncomfortable.
It’s just that the producers have to do it the way they intended.

Besides, it’s a punch machine…….

‘After I got the dungeon app, I wanted to try it at least once, but it worked.’

Isn’t it a scene that often appears in many anime such as Drag Ball and One X Man? A fraudulent character like me showing overwhelming power in front of ordinary people.
By the way…….

“Huap!”

「Diriririririririring!」

[998 points]

Isn’t everyone’s fist strength a joke?
Even a bully named Dokgo Joo-bin scored a perfect score of 999. Wow, weren’t there so many cubs in our country who not only sing well, but also fight well?

But what was even more surprising was that it wasn’t.

“Kick, how can a girl get into an awkward position?”

Dokgo Jubin laughed at Meirin standing in front of her punching machine.
But honestly, it’s pretty great.
It was because, in front of everyone’s eyes, he was only hitting the punching machine, but he was in the posture of lowering the overall height.

“Take good pictures of those things, because they all have a sense of cinema.”

That’s right.
If you take it seriously like that, even if you score well, a picture will be completed, and even if it doesn’t come out, a funny picture will be completed.
But the picture Mei Lin created…….

“Hyaaaaa!”

“Paaang!”

[ERROR]

Ironically, it was a serious picture.

“…….”
“…….”

The tremendous destructive power that exploded in an instant as soon as he took a step forward made an error in the score of the punch machine.
Wow, is that a real martial art?

‘Isn’t that amazing?’

I stepped forward cautiously with a small admiration.

“Last Gaksital-nim! Show me!”
“Go…… Bridal mask!!!”

I suddenly wanted to go home.