Chapter 32 – The Male Instinct

The sound effect of panting, gasping seemed to be heard in my ears for a moment.
I thought my heart was falling
Even Han Yumi, who was always calm, was startled and crumpled up the tissue she was holding and threw it into her trash can.

“Tuk!”

That’s all.
I almost got my cock caught in the zipper. I almost experienced that case myself, which I always saw only in humorous memes circulating on the Internet.

‘Sir, I almost got fucked.’

Even if you’ve never experienced it, since you’re a man, you can imagine how horrible it must be to get a chilli pepper stuck in your pants zipper.

‘By the way…… Didn’t you see it?’

Still unable to calm down, I cautiously turned my head to see the man who suddenly opened the door and entered.
And my first thought.

‘I am in good shape, probably because I am a person who works out. A black belt, of course.’

At the same time.

‘This guy is 100% interested in Han Yumi.’

No, you can’t know
She was glaring at me with the feeling of saying, “Don’t worry, I’m interested in Han Yumi.”
I want to raise my fucking middle finger.

To be honest, my personality is trash, but I haven’t done anything wrong.
If you stare at it that far, it means PTSD is coming to a brash person like me.

‘I don’t think I’ve seen it, no matter how I look at it…….’

If I had seen Han Yu-mi hold my cock in her mouth and eat her semen, I’m sure she would have reacted much more than that.
However…….

“Are there only two? Who is the manager?”
“I went out because I had some urgent business.”
“Oh yeah? So, what were you two doing?”
“What are you doing? I was filling out applications for new students.”
“Ah, that’s right.”

It seemed like he guessed that something had happened in the middle of the night. Not because there was a particularly obscene smell, but because it was just that kind of atmosphere.
But, that bastard suddenly came in and the atmosphere just got more awkward.

“Can I help you?”
“That’s Okay. How difficult is this?”

Subtly sneaking up on me, I walked over to Han Yu-mi and saw her cautiously placing her hand on her shoulder.
Is this kid really a very good water buffalo?

‘You bastard.’

Yumi Han, who you tried to flirt with so much, already gave me her virgin last night too, and she even sucked my cock a little while ago.
Ha, thinking like that makes me cringe again.
This is the moment when I try to realize once again that I am such a trash.

[Teeling!]

As usual, the quest comes in without blinking.

[Quest – Male Instinct, has been given.]
[Reward – 3 Bronze Coins]
[A male instinctively becomes more emotional than usual in the presence of a female he either likes or dislikes. Win such a fight between males and prove your attractiveness to females.]

Is your tongue long today?

[… ] ….]

‘So what are you saying?’

A fight between males?
Anyone can see who to fight.
You’re telling me to fight with that bastard who is desperately looking for her dick in order to somehow flirt with Han Yumi.
But, how are you supposed to fight?
This world was not a ‘dungeon’.
I couldn’t swing my fist and hit it for no reason.
It is necessary to have a ‘justice’.

“Let’s see, your name is Donghyun Kim? Is it a common name? Nice to meet? I am Seo Woo-jin. Will I see you more often on the weekend?”
“Ah, maybe so. I wish you well.”
“Did you come because Yumi recommended it?”
“Uh…… I had an idea of ​​learning taekwondo, but after hearing about it, Yumi recommended it.”

This fucking bastard
It’s the first time we’ve seen each other, but I like talking casually more than I thought.
Besides, a common name?
Even though I am an unfilial child, it is a precious name given to me by my parents. Besides, the way he spoke and looked like he was ignoring me.
Even if I’m a bit stupid compared to normal people, I have no sense, and I’m dull.
He’s the only one I’ve seen for over 5 years.
There’s no way you don’t know what the intention is.

“Oh, I see.”
“…….”
“By the way, did Yumi hear about Taekwondo and follow her? Rather than learning taekwondo, it was to seduce Yumi. Yumi should be pretty.”

Look at this talking bastard.

[Male Instinct]
[Males become more sensitive than usual in front of females.]

Fuckin’ baby.
Even if it wasn’t a quest, I want to step on it, but it went well. You’ve been given a quest, so you can step on it more comfortably.

“Woojin oppa, go there. That’s a bit harsh.”
“Uh?”
“Uh?”

When Yumi Han, who was looking to see if there were any problems with the application form I had filled out, said calmly, both Seo Woojin and I simultaneously let out dumbfounded sounds.
However, the feelings between the two were different.

This moment right now.
No matter who sees it, Han Yumi took ‘my side’!

‘Yes, sir. We had sex, albeit once, in the same school, in the same department, in the same class…… And besides, I’d be better off with the incubus elixir.’

If I were a woman, would it be better for you to talk like a motherfucker and talk like a motherfucker?
Unless you’re an idiot, this is a situation where the correct answer has already come out.

In fact, Seo Woo-jin and Han Yu-mi must have felt that she was siding with me rather than him, and her eyebrows were trembling more than before.
Childish?
Males trying to occupy a female they liked were originally childish.

“Are you not going to apologize?”
“Uh, huh?”
“Honestly, whether or not he entered the Taekwondo gym to flirt with me. That has nothing to do with my brother. If you said something bad, you should apologize.”

「Chwaaaaa!」

Where can’t you hear the cider commercial?
The sound of opening the lid of Super Ultra Megaton Cider doubled in carbonation.

‘Crazy. It’s so damn cool!’

Han Yumi, is it okay to be that cool?

“That that…”

The guy who was shaking like a broken nutcracker soon forced a smile and opened his mouth.

“Mi, are you sorry?”
“Not to me, but to him.”

Ki-kick, he says he will protect his pride until the end.
I apologized without even looking, and I was pointed out right away, right? It was still a minus score, but it was further reduced, right?
Are you pissed off? Get king? Do you fucking want to slap me in the face?
…… With that expression, I smiled.

It’s not a lie, I could see blood vessels sprouting on Seo Woo-jin’s forehead.
Wow, that’s possible in real life.

‘That’s why I might fall down with high blood pressure.’

Seo Woo-jin bit his lip and apologized to me.

“Sorry, I was so rude. He was like a comfy little brother.”

Yes, usually it can.
Because my face is so good, there must be men in the world these days who want to come closer to benefit from my face.
However, apart from his handsome face, is it because he showed off his sloppy appearance?

There hasn’t been a guy like that yet, and it didn’t feel like that in the first place.

You sound like a comfortable little brother.
When did I say that I allowed the position of my younger brother?

“It can be. It’s okay.”

To be honest, if it was just the two of us with Seo Woojin, I would have answered casually, ‘Ah, yes’, but since Han Yumi is watching, I should manage my image as much as possible.

“It’s all well written. Now let’s take a look at the gym.”

Having said that, Han Yumi let out a small sigh.

“Ha.”

Anyone can see that that sigh was caused by me and Seo Woo-jin, especially Seo Woo-jin.
Did you feel a sense of danger?
Seo Woo-jin ended up overdoing what he would not have done normally.

“Ah, while looking around the gym, the instructors are resting right now. In addition to experiencing Taekwondo, how about having a light competition with me? It’s cool to watch, but you really have to experience Taekwondo with your own body before you know it.”
“…….”

Ah, this is male instinct…….
It means that he reacts very hotly and sensitively even to insignificant things in front of females.
This is the moment when Han Yu-mi tries to say something as if it is absurd.

“What kind of nonsense…….”

I took Han Yumi’s hand and stopped her from speaking.

“Like. Do you think it will be okay? To be honest, I also wanted to compete with a taekwondo champion. I wanted to experience things that were definitely different from children’s ‘Like’?”

Even provoking him one more time with an angry tone on purpose.
To be honest, I don’t have any talent for cool things. It seems that he has his own talents in the dull field.

“What nonsense is that? Seo Woo-jin…… No, Seo Woo-jin oppa is the same 4th Dan as me. Do you really look funny in taekwondo? If the kick hits well, it could be a big deal.”
“Ah…… Oh my gosh, Yumiya! There’s no way I could do it right for a beginner.”

I think I heard this breaking sound for a while.

“Just real! The charm of Taekwondo! If you feel it! Just enough!”

I’ll beat you behind

“I want to give you a competitive experience.”

I think something should have been added with silence in the middle.
Anyway, I’m going to lose my eyeballs.
Isn’t it strange that I’m holding her hand with Yumi Han?

‘Hehe, Yumi’s hands are really soft.’

Why are your fingers so thin and smooth?
In order to further provoke Seo Woo-jin, I even tried to put a pod in Han Yu-mi’s hand.
OK.

“Puck!”

“Do it in moderation, you too.”
“…… Yes, sorry.”

I quietly let go of my hand only after my head turned to stabbing the right hand.

[The male is in front of the female…….]

OK, shut up!
I knew full well that I was a male too!

‘Kill, kill, kill, kill! I’ll kill you with 10 slams.’

Huh?

“Since you’re registering anyway, I’ll prepare the uniform for you. You can change in the men’s locker room over there. What is the belt? A black belt?”
“Oh, thank you.”

What?
I think I just felt the murderous feeling the goblin in the tutorial dungeon showed me in the back of my head.

“What kind of competition is it from the first day?”

I was moved even by Han Yumi’s slightly annoyed voice.

“Are you worried about me right now?”
“Whoever sees it, it is self-sufficient. It’s true that I’m worried about you, who was also robbed by Goppiri. That oppa, just looking at it, it looks like you want to beat me up. Why did you accept it?”
“That’s it…….”

I grinned and said.

“Because I have the confidence to win.”
“…… ?”

At my words her, Han Yumi put on a puzzled expression, but it was clear that she would be even more surprised if I showed her a cool side soon.
Yes, it wasn’t for nothing that many works featured Chinta as the main character.
If I show a sudden change from the girl I wasn’t expecting, will Han Yu-mi really fall for me?

‘Hehe, it’s not bad.’

I’m so happy that I’m in my own satisfaction.
Seo Woo-jin, who took out a new uniform before I knew it, threw it at me casually. If I had just been a child, in fact, when I was in this situation, the instructor pointing at the children would have warned me or stopped me.

Certainly, from the age of 20, as an adult, personal responsibility is added along with some freedom.
The Taekwondo master was also focusing on the children he was teaching.

‘Well, it looks tough over there too.’

Actually, in my opinion.
Teaching children is more than teaching Taekwondo…… I feel like it might just be a substitute for a childcare center.
Anyway, it’s a bit unpleasant to throw away a uniform.
The size is even a bit loose.

“Uh? Sorry! Although it looks small, I thought I could handle at least A1 size. That’s usually a recommended key between 168 and 175. You look shorter than you look.”
“Under…”

My current height is probably 167.8 cm.
In fact, that’s what I only remember when I measured it the largest, so it could actually be a little smaller.
By the way, this bastard is nothing else but touches the key?
Look at that facial expression

“I will change it. Will you give it back?”
“No, it’s fine.”
“Yes?”
“Because I am still growing up. It will grow again very soon. Unlike that old one.”

Alright, let’s make sure who wins.
Who is embarrassed in front of Han Yumi!

[Current Quest – Male Instinct, in progress.]