Chapter 44 – Chinta Male

I feel sorry for Yoon Seo-ah in many ways.
You probably don’t know the half-ass and half-insiders who have lived ordinary lives. Why do these kinds of unsavory cases happen so often only to the most talented people?
It’s because, at a glance, the jjinta show off.

Not too long ago, me and Yoon Seo-ah.
We have always been living beings with basic characteristics such as ‘we can’t make eye contact with people’, ‘we look down a lot rather than up’, and ‘always seem unconfident’.

What does that mean?
The bullies who flirted with Yoon Seo-ah a while ago. In other words, it looks like a very tasty prey in the eyes of those who gather to hunt in the hunting ground.

If this were a game, there wouldn’t be anything given due to the high level difference and the correction of monsters with weak combat power.
In reality, it is rather the opposite.

The tougher it is, the weaker it is, the easier it is to drop a bigger reward.
Do you think those bullies will just walk away after seeing us?
It was for this reason that the younger ones were often caught by phone pals and Do you believe in the Tao on the street?

‘I’m pretty much out of that case now. Yoon Seo-ah can’t just stay at home because of her part-time job.’

Haha, in many ways it’s pitiful.
There was only one thing I could do for Yoon Seo-ah.

“Just in case, next time something like this happens, just give me a call. I’ll come right away.”
“Ah, yes…… Okay. Thank you, Donghyun.”

Certainly, there is something that Yoon Seo-ah treats me kindly.
Laugh well, don’t stutter.

By the way…….

[… ] … ?]

I’m sorry, I was expecting that.

[… ] … ?]

This is almost Pavlov’s dog.
Since he saved Yoon Seo-ah, she was hoping that maybe she would give her two bronze coins as Pozzi. Unfortunately, the dungeon app didn’t seem to have that kind of sense.

[… ] … ?]

It seems like I can hear a voice from somewhere saying, ‘You bastard bastard, don’t you have a conscience?’.
In the first place, if you didn’t have this level of stinginess, you couldn’t be a jjinta.

“Hey, how was it just now?”
“…… ?”

When she returned to her seat after saving Yoon Seo-ah, Kim Hye-rin was tilting her samgyeopsal and soju all by herself, very naturally, as if something had happened.
When I saw that, I laughed.
Cute years.
To deliberately pretend not to know.

‘Actually, didn’t you think that I was a bit cool a while ago?’

Haha! Well, it was just kind of cool.

“What? Whatever? What do you want from me?”
“No, just what…….”
“You want to tell me your impressions of what just happened? It was so damn awkward, and it was so fucking stupid. I thought that it would be exactly the same feeling if a jjinta bastard who was just stuck in the corner of the room drew a webtoon.”

「Pu-wook!」

I was expecting a compliment.
What returned was Gae Bolga, the spear of Cú Chulainn, the hero who pierced my heart.
It hurts so bad
In an instant, tears came out of my eyes.

“If it were my father, I would have overpowered him with just one look?”
“…… !”
“If it wasn’t for that, I would have slashed my head with a soju bottle or cut my wrists. And if you think you’re going to report it to the police station without any respect, drive it on the spot.”
“…… !”

If someone else had told it, they would have laughed at it, saying it was absurd.

‘Hmm, how much stronger can I get to blow the dump truck that’s charging at me with one punch!’

If it had increased by exactly that much per strength, it might have been possible right away.
Didn’t you realize it after going through a lot of trial and error?
Just because the power is 13, it is absolutely not possible to generate 13 times the power of power 1. Considering that, at least the day I could blow the oncoming dump truck with one punch didn’t seem to come easily.

‘Haa, is it possible if I become bald? One punch!’

I shook my head thinking of a hero somewhere who changed his strength and hair.
I’d rather get hit by a dump truck.
I don’t want to go bald already at this age.

“No, rather than that, maybe Donghyun.”
“Yes?”

Would you like to compliment me on something?

“Do you think your energy has recovered? Are you just a little bit crazy? It doesn’t have to be me When I see women passing by here and there, ah, I want to rape that bitch…… Don’t you think that?”

Crazy year.

“Not at all.”
“Mistress, it seems that you haven’t recovered your energy yet. When I go home, I should ask them to buy the highest quality Via X as it is a stamina recovery drug.”

I think about it sometimes, and I wonder what thoughts are in that head.
Isn’t your brain soaked in semen?

“So three…… Se, do you like sex?”
“Oh, good.”
“Why? Why the hell No, it’s not that I don’t like it either. Anyway, you’re a bit like that…….”

I couldn’t stand it and said, drawing a circle on my sideburns with my index finger.

“It seems crazy.”
“Hot… Ha ha!”

I’m more afraid to laugh.

“Donghyun-ah.”

「Squeak!」

Kim Hye-rin said while pouring soju into my empty glass.

“Do you know what the three major human needs are?”
“Appetite, sleep, or sex?”
“Yes, but among them, appetite and sleep do not bring me much happiness. Do you know why?”
“Well?”

I’m still happy just eating pork belly like this, and I couldn’t be that happy sleeping late on the weekend.

“Because I have already seen the end of that happiness since I was a child.”
“…… ?”
“Since I was young, I grew up eating everything I wanted, and if I wanted to sleep, I slept as much as I wanted, whether at school or at home. Is that why? At some point, there was not much stimulation for it. It’s not that there’s nothing at all, but it’s not that big. Do you understand?”
“Well.”

I put on a serious expression for a moment and shook my head as best I could.
And, I understood.

“So, I was satisfied with the silver bullet I happened to see through the goggles, but after watching the stimulating porn, I became a body that couldn’t masturbate with the silver bullet…… Can I compare it to that?”
“It’s really just a fucking metaphor like you, but something similar. In that sense, the only stimulus that makes me feel so happy, joyful, and thrilling is that sexual desire is the only one. It’s not even something you can solve if you want to solve it to your heart’s content. Because you need a great partner.”
“Ohh, is that watashi?”

“Match!”

I was slapped by Kim Hye-rin.

“Do it in moderation.”
“Sorry.”

But, to be honest, it might not be such a bad feeling.
I heard this was true, but a reward?

“…….”

[… ] ….]

For some reason, Kim Hye-rin looked at me with strange eyes, but I was satisfied in my own way.
Sunday evening while eating pork belly with a pretty girl like Kim Hye-rin.

I really feel like I’ve become an insider.

‘Wait, dear bastards. I will make sure that you pay back the crime of invading the territory of us assachintas.’

While thinking about this, I think I had a pleasant conversation with Kim Hye-rin.
Kim Hye-rin got up from her seat after less than an hour, saying she should stop eating.

And then add.

“I think I know why I bothered you.”

They say
Why?

“I can’t do it because I think I’ll slap you in the head with a soju bottle, not your dad. Let’s break up here for today.”
“Ah, yes. It was fun, Hyerin.”
“There is a long way to go. Until I become a man who will rule me.”
“Oh, cringe.”

At that moment, Kim Hye-rin lifted a real soju bottle and went 0.5 seconds before she slammed my head down.
But I couldn’t quite understand.

What have I done wrong?

“I really enjoyed the meal.”
“Yes, yes.”

Before leaving the store, I carefully waved Yoon Seo-ah’s hand, then parted ways with Kim Hye-rin and started walking back to my room.

“It seems like it’s the first time I’ve had such a worthwhile Sunday since I was born.”

Looking back on my life that I’ve lived so far, I’ve been messing around with the computer from morning to night, and now I’ve been watching a few porn videos before going to sleep, and all I’ve been doing is sleeping.

That’s why I beat Kim Hye-rin 7 times in a row, and even got her pork belly from Hye-rin Kim, who had to buy bread with my own money each time.

“This is the life of an insider.”

Feeling proud and feeling better, I wanted to listen to coin karaoke where I could sing as many as 4 songs for 1,000 won before going home.
As expected, singing after drinking is the best.
I can’t stand your dreams of mayonnaise, Genshi’s strawberry, and co-yoghurt.

“Ha, if I’m going to give you a bunch of fucking skills, I’d rather give you some helpful ‘songs’ at the coin karaoke I use.”

Sometimes whenever I sing an anime song, there are a few high school girls who enjoy pumps in a coin karaoke room outside.
How shrugged their shoulders would be if I sang coolly in front of them.

‘Actually, anime songs are cool if you sing them well…….’

The problem is, until recently, I thought I could sing well, but after actually recording it myself, I realized that my voice was completely different from what I had imagined.
Well, there was no one to listen anyway.
It’s a secret that I tried to upload cover songs like everyone else on You Tube.

On the way to coin karaoke as usual.
Maybe it’s because it’s Sunday, but there are definitely fewer college students walking around than on Friday or Saturday.
Rather good

I walk with light steps and seriously thinking about what song to sing again, but someone grabs my shoulder.

“Ugh!”

Being called by someone while walking down the street, or being grabbed by the shoulder was one of the PTSD for me.
As soon as I was caught, my heart sank reflexively and swallowed up the empty wind.
If you ask me why I’m so pathetic after getting the dungeon app, that’s just a full stomach from a guy like me who hasn’t experienced PTSD.
At least there is a dungeon app, so this is even better.

“Suddenly, I put my hand on someone’s shoulder…… Uh?”
“You bastard, I was trying to find you anyway. Are you walking in on your own?”

I wondered who was holding my shoulder, but it was the bullies who flirted with Yoon Seo-ah at the pork belly shop earlier, but were robbed by me and all the sides were sold.
By the way, it’s not some kind of cockroach, but the number seems to have increased a bit.

‘Why, why the fuck are you gathering in front of the coin karaoke room I was going to and smoking heavily?’

Ugh, that’s why I went to a good university.
Does it mean living in a nice neighborhood?

Maybe it’s because the university is a den of bullies, and the neighborhood is also a place where bullies live.
It’s not some kind of southeaster’s fist, and incidents and accidents don’t stop after walking a few times.

“Hey, it would be better if you follow me when I say nice things. Or are you getting beaten up here?”

It sucks.
I know I’ve been hit by these bullies once or twice. I couldn’t hit you here, so it was rather a threat like that.
Also, what these guys fear the most is securing evidence.

“Nope?”

[Starts recording video.]

I’m not used to it, so I declined their offer while filming a video with my cell phone as if it were natural.
No matter how much I became stronger with the dungeon app, there were too many of them.
Besides, there was a saying that fighting is worth it even if you do well.
Even if I won against these bastards, if the police got involved, my life could have been tiring.

“When I say nice things, follow me. Turn off that phone right now before you break it.”
“Crazy. Even an idiot knows that if I follow you, I will be beaten, but will I follow you because I am crazy? If you pick it up, will it be a one-on-one match here?”

No matter how few people pass by, even if it is a place where only bullies live.
It wasn’t that there were no normal people.
Most of them just pass by, pretending not to see them, but a few people are stopping and looking this way in an unusual atmosphere.

“Ha, a fucked baby. You, be careful next time If I meet you by chance in an alley, I’ll just break your head.”
“Yeah, fuck you.”

I thought I was getting out of the realm of bullies by raising my middle finger like that.
By the way…….

[Quest-17 to 1 has been given.]
[Reward – 5 Bronze Coins]
[Certify the qualifications of the male. Dominating the female has proven to be a strong male from a long history. If you want to dominate many females as a pervert, it is unacceptable to show a pathetic appearance.]

“Ah?”

Crying and eating mustard, I went back the way I came and held them by the shoulders and said,

“Ah…… Guide me.”

Fuck.