Chapter 6 – I’m Good

8 Bronze Coins.
1 gold coin.

So fucking brilliant
It seemed more valuable because it was a coin obtained after killing a goblin cub and receiving maximum psychological damage from her.

That’s why I think that if an item like dog shit pops up here, I might just tear my hair out.
She’s still 20, so she’s never worried about hair loss…… Fuck my precious hair.

“Give me something nice to protect your hair, when you say something nice.”

[… ] ….]

“Rock… Turn around!”

First of all, I was blown away by the bronze coin.

「Tirori loli, Tirori loli~♬」

The slots run like crazy with a pleasant BGM that doesn’t suit this time either.
The fast-running slot machine slowly stopped, and system messages came up.

[The amount of semen has increased by 2ml.]

No, what the hell

[Stamina has increased by 1.]
[Stamina has increased by 1.]
[Strength has increased by 1.]
[Strength has increased by 1.]
[Stamina has increased by 1.]
[Strength has increased by 1.]

Damn, where did you get your agility from?
I’ve only increased my strength and stamina.

The long-awaited end was the skill book.

[You have acquired the skill book ‘Barista’.]

Barista?
Isn’t that the coffee barista I know?

[Skill Book – Barista]
-Rating: Normal
-Information: I am getting better at making coffee.

“…… No, how are you going to clear the dungeon with something like this!”

Bribe a goblin with even coffee?

The same goes for the Elixir of the Incubus.
Same with hypnosis and barista.

Only things that are not helpful at all in clearing the dungeon are appearing all over the place.
Am I an asshole?
Or is it because my job is a ‘pervert’?

[There are 6 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes until the next dungeon opens.]
[Before the dungeon opens, build up achievements suitable for your job, clear the quest, and prepare thoroughly.]

“So what are you talking about with something like this!”

[The dagger for the tutorial has been cleared, so I will collect it again.]

Far from answering my questions, it is a dungeon app that takes away even the only weapon because it is cold.
It’s really cruel.

“Whoa…….”

Still, there is one step left.
As long as I’m not a real shithead, as much as I made a sacrifice earlier, something good will come out this time.

I turned the gold slot machine, hoping desperately that the veins in my eyes might burst.
The effect was different from the bronze slot machine in splendor.

And…….

[You have acquired the skill book ‘Orgasm Finger’.]

“Kick…….”

Fucked.
Just by looking at the name, it was clear that it was absolutely not a combat skill.

[Skill Book – Orgasm Finger]
-Rating: Magic
-Info: You can learn the ‘Orgasm Finger’ skill.

[You are a suitable job to learn ‘orgasmic fingers’.]
[Do you want to learn?]

“No, whatever comes out, I have no choice but to learn.”

While crying and sighing like eating mustard, I learned all the skill books I had acquired.

[You have learned ‘Barista’.]
[You have acquired ‘Orgasm Finger’.]

[When using a skill that suits your aptitude, the power increases by a certain amount.]

Ha.
A sigh comes out of nowhere

“Status window.”

[Status Window]
Name: Donghyun Kim
Occupation: pervert
Strength: 7
Agility: 3
Stamina: 5
Magic power: 3
Stamina: 4
Coins held: 0 bronze coins, 0 gold coins
Skills: Hypnosis Lv1, Barista Lv1, Orgasm Finger Lv1

There was no such shabby status window.

[Orgasm Finger Lv1]
-Rating: Magic
-Info: By consuming 3 mana, you can send a woman to climax with just your fingers. Also, a slight increase in dexterity as a job bonus. You can do detailed work a little more skillfully.

“Where are you going to use this right now? I don’t even have a girlfriend.”

At most, what I can think of positively is that my strength has increased a lot.

“Considering that my strength was originally 3…… It’s almost twice as strong.”

I wanted to see how much it was, so I slightly lifted the refrigerator in my room.
I could hear the refrigerator, which I wouldn’t have budged from in the past.

“Wow, great…… It got really hot.”

I thought that if this was enough, I wouldn’t go anywhere and get hit.
Even if you do arm wrestling, won’t you win in every way?

“Next, equipment?”

Because the equipment doesn’t come out of the slot machine, and you can only buy it yourself.
But what are you buying it for?
Coin?

[Equipment Shop]
@Round Shield (Wood) – KRW 100,000
@Crude one-handed sword – 100,000 won
@Crude adventurer leather top – 100,000 won
@Crude adventurer leather bottoms – 100,000 won
@Crude Adventurer’s Gloves – 100,000 won
@Crude adventurer shoes – 100,000 won

“Don’t give a damn…….”

I’ve been dropping that shit with coins all this time, and it makes sense that all of a sudden the only equipment is cash!
What a dog!

[Current remaining balance – KRW 194,978]

Mistress, there are still more than 3 weeks left until next month’s allowance comes in.
Even if you think that you have to pay for meals with that allowance, it’s not like you can spend all that money.
What do we do?
Should I run at nogada?

‘I also got the dungeon app, so why do I need to go to school?’

…… I thought that.

At 20, I was too cowardly to choose to drop out.
It’s a school that I entered after paying the tuition, but I can’t drop out already. If you do, your parents will beat you up.
Besides, I have to see Han Yu-mi…….

“If you don’t enjoy campus life with this face, that’s a fucking loss.”

Since this happened, I had no choice but to work part-time while attending school.
Didn’t he also acquire the skill of ‘barista’ just in time?

“After that, let’s go to sleep. Let’s get some sleep and think.”

After playing the slot machine to my heart’s content, I was relieved to some extent from the shock of killing the goblin.
So now sleepiness is coming.
I wore a white T-shirt and comfortable trunks as usual, and went to sleep with my hands tucked into my shorts.

“Coul…….”

It was a crazy nap.

The next morning.

「It’s rumbling!」

As soon as I woke up as usual, I started peeing in a hazy state, and I was startedled when I saw my face reflected in the bathroom mirror.

“Ooh, fuck! It’s a surprise.”

Looking back, I can’t believe it.

“Ha, this is my face.”

The dark skin with acne went somewhere, and the second Cha Geum-woo, who was white and immaculate and perfect with his features his, was in the mirror as if he had applied BB cream.
But, that’s me.

“Under……!”

Even though she has a rotten smile as usual, her appearance her shines so much that it feels like a scene from a pictorial.

“I’m already looking forward to it.”

Just imagining the reaction of passers-by when I went to school with this face made my chili peppers stand upright.

“Today, let’s pay more attention to our clothes.”

No, the checked shirt you wore yesterday was fine enough.
By the way…….

「Tuduk!」

“Uh? What.”

When I tried to forcefully close the button, it just exploded. Wondering why, I looked at my naked body in the mirror and opened my mouth again.

It’s not clear, but it’s the abs with the character Wang.
The chest, which I thought might be gynecomastia, has pretty good muscles embedded in it.
The biceps are not unsightly, but the firm muscles are captured.

“It turned.”

It couldn’t be more than a perfect reward to the extent that the mental pain of yesterday was completely forgotten. It’s a pity that most of the clothes have to be thrown away because the clothes are all out of size.
You can sell this at the Strawberry Market.

“I should at least wear this.”

I left the house wearing a baggy hoodie and jeans.
Originally, if I wore it, it would have looked like an outfit for a steamy otaku going to a PC cafe, but since I took the ‘Incubus Elixir’ and wore it, this became a clear fashion.

‘I can feel it, I can feel it.’

With my hands in my pockets and air pucks in my ears.
I felt eyes that I didn’t normally feel stick to me from all sides. When I arrived at the shuttle bus stop, I deliberately turned off the music.
Then, I could hear the voice more clearly.

“Wow, what is that person? Well…….”
“Aren’t you a celebrity? Ah, crazy. Just looking at it makes my heart stop.”
“You don’t know who you really are? I don’t think there’s anyone more handsome than that guy at my university. Was there anyone like that? I don’t think I’ve seen it at the newbie site either.”
“Well, who is it?”
“Really handsome.”
“If I were born with a face like that, I wouldn’t have a wish.”
“Do you have a girlfriend?”

Not to mention the friendly gaze of women.

“What is it, bastard?”
“Fuck, you’re handsome as fuck.”

Envy of men.
Or.

“Wow, wouldn’t it be fun to go to a club with him?”
“Kikki, hey, talk to me.”
“I really want to get to know you. Hey, would you fall in love with the same guy?”

There were even guys who liked me.
It was fresh.
It was the pinnacle of freshness.

I don’t usually pay attention to those around me, but if I make eye contact with someone, I’ll turn off their interest in an instant, or I’ll hear them laugh at me.

‘I’ll have to take a shuttle from now on.’

Normally, I would walk all the way to the Engineering Campus as an excuse to exercise, even if it was just a little bit of a walk because it was a burdensome to be among these kids.
It seemed like it would be okay to take the shuttle bus from today.

“Uh? Yumiya, isn’t that bread?”
“Well. I’m not really interested. Rather, are you going to take the shuttle today?”
“Yeah! No, but the back of his head is just bread?”

Pounding, pounding!
I heard the voices of Hyerin Kim, a bitch, and Yumi Han, an angelic bully, from behind, but I tried to ignore them. To be honest, I was so nervous that my body stiffened.

How will these two women react?

“Hey, bread! Bastard, you’ll have to look behind me when I call you…….”

She couldn’t stand it, and Kim Hye-rin, who had been laughing as she quietly patted my back, couldn’t continue her words and started to open her mouth.
The eyes seemed to have grown 1.5 times as well.

More than anything else, should I say that the gaze itself is different from usual?
The gaze, which had always been displeased and belittling me, had gone and she was staring at me with a mysterious and bewildered expression.

It was the same for Yumi Han.

“Uh……?”

She also thought that I was actually me, and she was terribly embarrassed when she saw my changed face of her.
The most pleasant thing is that Han Yumi’s cheeks also turned slightly red.

After all, a man should look handsome.

“Uh, uh…… Sin, sorry. You seem to have mistaken the person.”

That Hyerin Kim apologized to me!

“No, Hyerin. Am I right?”
“…… !”
“I am the bread you always called me. Big, big!”
“Uh, uh…… Uh huh?!”

Kim Hye-rin blushed, and before I could hold her, she pushed people away and got on the shuttle.
Han Yumi, who saw that, also looked at me as she quietly got on the shuttle.

“What kind of magic did you do overnight?”

I got on the shuttle at the end to watch the reaction of those two people, and even though I had to stand, I felt like I was going crazy.
Have all the good-looking bastards ever tasted this feeling?
How could I get that kind of look from a bully who bullied me just because I was good looking?

‘Fuck, this is the best dungeon app.’

Just yesterday, you cursed at me for bothering me.
Cancel that.
The dungeon app was literally a blessing that came down to me.

[Teeling!]

Yes yes, what is it

[The job quest has been given.]

Oh right.
I was told to accumulate achievements or complete quests in preparation for dungeons.

‘Great. I’ll do anything and get more coins.’

This is the moment when you make that commitment.

[Quest – Check the color of Hyerin Kim’s panties.]
[Reward-3 Bronze Coins]
[Remaining time-23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds]
[In case of failure, the difficulty of the dungeon increases as a penalty.]

Eh? Is it real?