Chapter 60 – The First Dungeon
[Would you like to enter the waiting room in advance?]
[There are 3 hours, 14 minutes and 59 seconds until the dungeon opens.]
“You are kind, you are kind.”
I couldn’t help but nod my head in silence even as I threw a wary sarcasm at the dungeon app, whose intentions I couldn’t understand.
“Enter.”
[Go to the waiting room.]
「Spot!」
The waiting room that came after a week.
But it doesn’t feel like it’s been a while. Because while a week might have been long for someone else, it was filthy short for me.
No, because I didn’t want to come here.
“There are still hideous statues there.”
The only thing worth seeing was the statue of a woman in the middle.
“Arrogant pose, arrogant eyes. You look like Hyerin Kim.”
Crossing her legs, resting her chin on one hand, and going beyond looking down on the other person, her eyes looking at her indifferently were exactly the same as Kim Hye-rin’s.
If there’s one thing that’s a little different, Kim Hye-rin has grown her own hair, but it’s about medium-long hair, but the woman in the bronze statue has long hair that goes down to her thighs.
In addition, a sexy gown that reveals the breastbone as it is.
“Is that a crown on your head? A statue to honor the queen, what is it?”
After looking around the waiting room a few times, I sat back down and checked the status window more than ten times.
“Whoa…… Compared to the tutorial, it really went up like crazy.”
No matter how many times I think about it, it’s just a pity that this doesn’t rise as much as the exact number. So what do you mean, now my strength is 18, plus 3 thanks to the blessing of sex, so it’s 21.
If that’s the case, when I entered the tutorial, my strength was 3, so if you look at the numbers alone, can’t you say it’s 7 times stronger?
However, in reality, it was not as strong as 7 times.
Two or three times at most?
Oh, of course, I know that it is not small. Because I, who couldn’t even lift a refrigerator before, now seems to be able to move the refrigerator by myself.
It sounds like it would be really hard though.
“I should be thankful that I became stronger this way in the first place.”
In the old days, I couldn’t even hit a girl, and my cock was ugly.
I wouldn’t have been able to hit rice cakes four times in a row like now. No, most men don’t have as much stamina as I do, right?
“Sir, what if you didn’t have that…….”
Without the dungeon app, it was clear that he would have been unable to hold hands with a girl in the first place and lived as a single mother until he was 30 years old.
If you go to university, it will happen, if you go to the military, it will change, if you enter the company, there will be a relationship.
…… I would have lived my whole life with only my imaginary girlfriend and my left hand while thinking endlessly.
“Dogs are terrible, really.”
I don’t know this kind of happiness and I think I’m living like that until that age, so suddenly I feel infinite gratitude to the dungeon app.
[… ] ….]
Anyway, that’s not what’s important now.
[Equipment Shop]
@Round Shield (Wood) – KRW 100,000
@Crude one-handed sword – 100,000 won
@Crude adventurer leather top – 100,000 won
@Crude adventurer leather bottoms – 100,000 won
@Crude Adventurer’s Gloves – 100,000 won
@Crude adventurer shoes – 100,000 won
[Would you like to purchase equipment…….]
“Wait a moment! Wait a minute! Oh, don’t rush me.”
Chinta special.
I hesitated because I was going to live anyway. They don’t pay attention to spending other people’s money, but they are stingy when it comes to spending their own money.
“…….”
[… ] ….]
The reason I even received an advance payment in the first place was to increase my chances of winning in a life-and-death battle by at least 0.1%.
It’s such a waste to buy it.
[The property currently held to purchase equipment is 1,100,000 (1.1 million won).]
“Exactly, I am the manager…… No, it’s as much as I got from Soyul noona.”
After all, I can’t buy equipment unless I work or the money the dungeon app recognizes.
Damn it
If it wasn’t for that, I thought it wouldn’t be bad to make rich Kim Hye-rin into a sex slave and extort some money from her.
Are you saying you won’t tolerate such tricks?
[Dungeon cleared. Huge remuneration.]
It’s out again
Blunt message.
“Sir, isn’t it natural that you have to pay a huge amount to fight for your life? It includes life allowance, right?”
I had no choice but to purchase all the equipment by shouting and crying and eating mustard.
「Tae-aeng, Chul-geureok, Tu-wook!」
If you bought it at home, it would be no surprise if you received a report of noise pollution right away, along with sound effects and worn-out equipment falling from the empty air.
[You have purchased a round shield (wood).]
[You have purchased a crude one-handed sword.]
[You have purchased the Rugged Adventurer Leather Top.]
[You have purchased the Crude Adventurer Leather Bottoms.]
[You have purchased the Crude Adventurer’s Gloves.]
[You have purchased the Crude Adventurer’s Shoes.]
“Oh, look at the dust. Coke!”
It was too ugly for a large investment of 600,000 won.
Quality that could not be imagined in Korea.
I never meant to disparage other countries, but it was just the right quality to resell to tourists after picking up what was useful in a poor country from a garbage dump.
“Why is the weight so heavy?”
Of course, it’s not a weight that I can’t handle as much as my strength has increased, but it seemed like at least 10kg would be easily overcome if all six pieces of equipment were combined.
“Hey, but don’t you have a hat?”
[Ah…….]
Didn’t you just say oh?
[Would you like to buy a crude adventurer’s hat for 50,000 won?]
Why is this only half price?
“Purchase.”
“Tuk!”
[You have purchased the Crude Adventurer’s Hat.]
[The remaining money is 550,000 won (550,000 won).]
“Oh, it’s the style of hat I saw a few times at the beginning of the Maple Leaf story? It looks a bit like the one that the thief character used.”
Chinta special.
Comparing reality to a game.
“Kuhm.”
Anyway, I decided to wear all the adventurer armor first.
“Ah, sir…… Why is this leather so hard!”
It’s heavy, and it’s also heavy.
If it was a game, I would have worn it quickly, but it is not as easy as I thought to wear it myself. However, if you wear it loosely, the wind blows into the empty space.
“Huh!”
After almost 30 minutes of arguing, I was able to wear all the armor properly.
What I felt after wearing it was that it was more reassuring than I thought.
“I think it’s a bit more reliable than the protective gear I wore at the Taekwondo dojo, right?”
Not a lie, fingernails or toenails.
Furthermore, I felt like it would block the sword attack a little bit.
Next, the round shield is bigger than I thought.
“Oh, why is this so inconvenient?”
There are what appear to be handles at either end, but now I put my arm in one side and grab the handle on the other side.
Should I say that thanks to this, my arms naturally form an ‘b’ shape as if I had a cast? Plus, it’s not as big as I thought it would be, so it’s pretty obstructing my vision.
“Hey, to wield this sword, I naturally have to pull the round shield to the left, right?”
Swing the sword while holding the shield.
…… The trick also seemed difficult.
“Certainly, reality and games are different.”
Round shield…….
If you don’t have proficiency for a shield, it might be better not to use it.
A situation where neither attack nor defense can be neither one nor the other.
“Then black…….”
A pointed isosceles triangle?
It is roughly 70 to 80 cm long. Should I say this feels long and short?
“What type of sword is this?”
“Click!”
Since I’m not even an equipment otaku, I took a bunch of photos and searched for them using the goggles and image search.
Information about the weapon appears.
“Short… You call it a sword.”
In general, long swords were often used by knights, and weapons such as short swords were often used by foot soldiers.
“Is there a mirror?”
As I muttered that, I looked around, and in the distance I saw a transparent wall that played the same role as a full-length mirror.
I went in front of it and checked my appearance.
“Hey, it doesn’t look like shit.”
If a guy over 180 cm had worn this, it would have been fit.
It looks a little flimsy because it is worn by a shorty 167.8 cm tall.
[There are 2 hours 19 minutes and 33 seconds until the dungeon opens.]
Tension rises to the sound of two hours left.
It just feels really awkward right now.
It’s time to prepare for the dungeon even a little bit more from now on, but on the other hand, I’m so uncomfortable, so I’d rather the time pass quickly?
What is this vague feeling?
“Whoa, this is not the time. Why do you want to goof around when you know it?”
I took off the gloves I had barely worn again and searched for how to use the short sword, commonly called the short sword.
It has good cutting power and good hitting, but it is said that stabbing is not very good.
Why?
“Looks like something sharp could stab you very well. Oh, is it because it’s short? Anyway, then I’ll have to practice cutting.”
I searched ‘how to use a short sword’ on you tube.
I was hoping something like this would come out.
-Hello, 21st century Korean Sword Weapon Master. This is Inspector Kim.
“Come on, crazy.”
No, there really isn’t anything that isn’t on YouTube these days.
This is why the word red ocean comes out.
-Today, I will tell you how to use the short sword among many swords. It is not usually called a short sword, but it is also a sword that was well called a one-handed sword. In fact, to bring in some old knowledge, this sword is not a commonly used sword. Rather, in that era, long swords were often used for knights, otherwise heavy blunt weapons were often used. Short swords were often used as secondary weapons.
“No, okay, so let’s put aside the editorials and move on to the main. Mistress, it comes privately to fill his 8 and 10 minutes.”
I know youtubers have to make a living, but this is a real life-and-death situation.
1 minute 1 second is not worth it.
-Short swords are actually classified as one-handed swords, so they are capable of stabbing and cutting.
“What kind of knowledge do you have?”
The article I read earlier said that short swords are good for cutting. It is said that stabbing is also possible here.
Hey, shit.
Anything in practice is the answer.
For the time being, I followed the nertuber who gave me the correct answer, and practiced horizontal and vertical slashes non-stop for the rest of the time.
Even so, he did not forget to get used to the shield in between.
“Ha, sir…… If I had learned kickboxing so desperately, I would have escaped from the steam room long ago.”
This is why a guy like me has to push himself to the cliff so that his true feelings he come out.
Looking at what I’m doing now, the fact that I studied to go to a good university in high school was all a joke.
[There are 4 minutes and 59 seconds until the dungeon opens.]
It was finally 5 minutes ago.
Before that, I was already sitting on the ground and resting, thinking.
I’ve done enough of this to be honest.
“Aren’t there maybe one or two goblins?”
I still have a sense of reluctance to kill, but it seemed that I could somehow make up my mind at the end of a scuffle with one or two.
“No, to be honest, I think I can even buy 5 goblins right now?”
Those guys would desperately try to kill me in order to survive, but I was the man who won 17 to 1 in real life.
Even the equipment is better than back then.
[… ] ….]
[There are 3 seconds left until the dungeon opens.]
“Come, come!”
3.
2.
One.
[The dungeon opens.]
A door can be seen in the distance.
It was even a transparent door this time, so I could check the situation on the other side as well as confirm the identity of the monster that wanted to deal with me.
That’s why I was even more dumbfounded.
“Damn it…….”
[First Dungeon]
[Clear condition: Kill all players]
[Monster: Goblin 1 Squad (25)]
[Reward: 10 Bronze Coins, 3 Silver Coins, 1 Gold Coin, 1 Platinum Coin]
—Keeit, kiteit…….
He could tell just by looking at the state of the goblins beyond the door in the distance.
They were incomparable to the ‘immature goblins’ I killed during the tutorial. Some have muscles attached to their bodies, and some of them even carry weapons and equipment that look like they stole someone after killing them.
“Now, tell me to clear this?”
[Time remaining until the dungeon collapses -6 hours 00 minutes 00 seconds]
[♥♥♥]
At that moment, it seemed to me that I could hear the dungeon app kicking and laughing in my ears.