Chapter 65 – Healing
[Returns to the waiting room.]
[All wounds are healed.]
“…….”
Before I knew it, I was standing in the middle of the waiting room.
As if everything that happened just before was a lie.
But it can’t be.
What had just happened couldn’t have been a lie.
“Fuck the dog…….”
I think it’s the first time I’ve ever cursed so weakly in my life.
To be honest, rather than being shocked, I just feel a little dazed right now. All the wounds here and there have been healed, but apart from that, I have to say that the strength in my whole body has been drained.
I really don’t want to do anything.
Even in the midst of this, if you are absentmindedly, the events that happened just a moment ago are vividly played over and over again dozens of times.
The filthy touch, the screams of the goblins, the death…….
I don’t even want to think about it, but since I insisted on not wanting to think about it, it comes to my mind more clearly.
“It’s like, really.”
“Tae-aeng, tang, took…… Dump.”
I tossed the equipment I was wearing at random and lay down on the ground. My body and mind are all exhausted, so I feel lethargic as if I could fall asleep within a minute if I close my eyes, but when I close my eyes, I can’t fall asleep.
It just keeps repeating itself.
The events that happened just a moment ago were playing endlessly in my head.
I knew I was a very passive and goofy guy, but I didn’t know that I was this sensitive.
“Under…”
I thought as I wiped my face with both hands.
I felt it during the tutorial, but can I really continue doing this? Some might call it crazy, but I’m thinking that it wouldn’t be too bad if I could just give up everything I’ve achieved and go back to normal.
At best, at worst, you die.
There are so many people living like beggars in Hell Joseon because they couldn’t die, so what’s wrong?
…… 100% If I tell a community or something about the current situation, comments like this will run like crazy.
In fact, I think it would have been the same if it were me.
‘Wow, that bastard sounds full. If it were me, I would never give up on the dungeon app. I spend my whole life rambling and fucking all the women.’
It must have been like this.
However, it is not because I have experienced it myself.
“Sick.”
[All wounds have been healed.]
Yes sir.
Strangely enough, even though all the wounds have healed, the body still hurts. Perhaps it was because the psychological trauma was too great.
Goblins are monsters.
So I thought I could pass it somehow with the feeling of killing livestock. Seriously, how many pigs, chickens, and cows have I eaten so far?
When you think about it, it’s really disrespectful to have such a hard time.
“Can you really get used to this?”
When the sword was stabbed in, the leather split open and the goblin’s scream resonated in my ears as I felt the texture of the intestines inside.
The taste of the hand could not have been so terrible and creepy.
“It’s a monster, and if you know that the main characters of the hunters are chopping it up, they’re all psychopaths.”
Is not it.
Maybe I’m just too weak.
“Ah, I don’t know.”
Even if I kept thinking about it, I would only get frustrated and stressed out, but it was stupid to think about it any longer.
I deliberately tried to divert the topic elsewhere.
“Well, anyway, the dungeon was cleared. It means that you can enjoy the power of the dungeon app to your heart’s content for the time being. Besides, if I clear quests a little more aggressively and accumulate achievements, I might be able to clear the next dungeon more easily.”
It is said that there is nothing more dangerous and stupid than fluttering, but now was the time to instill confidence in oneself by masturbating like this.
“So, when is the next dungeon?”
[The remaining time until the next dungeon…….]
It was then.
The message seems to be cut off for a moment, but the words suddenly change.
[In the case of the next dungeon, we will inform you when the time is right.]
[In the meantime, we recommend that you actively prepare for the next dungeon.]
“It’s really on its own.”
[The coins you currently have are 10 Bronze Coins, 3 Silver Coins, 1 Gold Coin, and 1 Platinum Coin.]
[Do you want to use it?]
Let’s see how the horse turns.
But it was also true that there was nothing more to look forward to than this moment. I can see why gambling addicts can’t give up gambling even when they commit insurance fraud or murder.
Besides, isn’t Korea a nation of gacha?
“I can forget everything for this moment.”
I tasted my taste buds and hands and turned the slot while praying to the God of Heaven and Earth, whom I had never believed in or looked for since I was born.
「Tirori loli~♬」
[Strength has increased by 1.]
[Agility has increased by 1.]
[Stamina has increased by 1.]
[Stamina has increased by 1.]
[Magic power has increased by 1.]
Any stat +1 option goes up as if you pulled it.
To be exact, this alone has already blown 5 bronze coins. Looking at it like this, I can see how brilliant the bronze coin is.
“I thought they gave out cubes as a fucking event, but I feel like I’m stepping back because I can’t even walk in place.”
To be precise, it is a minor spec increase, but something is unsatisfactory.
Still, there are 5 Bronze Coins left.
[The length of your cock increases by 0.2 cm.]
[The amount of semen has increased by 2ml.]
[The diameter (thickness) of the cock increases by 0.2 cm.]
[You have acquired the skill book ‘Piano’.]
[The technique of the waist rises slightly.]
“Wow……I’ve never played a pad lip since I was born, but it looks like a pad lip will come out.”
At first, I was satisfied that my precious child could grow.
After going through a tough dungeon once.
I know how fucked up it is to just taste every 0.2cm of that coin. How long are you going to eat my dick with bronze coins?
What is the piano again?
I’ve never touched a piano since I was born.
“He pretends to be displeased, but the truth is that there are three silver coins left.”
「Tirori loli~♬」
[He grows one centimeter taller.]
“Five!”
You shouldn’t be excited, but you’re excited, sir.
‘Then am I 168.8 cm now? Ha, I’m really getting close to 170.’
Wouldn’t it be like taking a 180 degree photo later?
That fantastic height that allows you to breathe the upper air in the subway?
[Stamina increases by 3.]
[You have acquired the item ‘Stamina Potion’.]
It’s stamina and stamina potions…….
“It’s not as bad as I thought.”
Then gold.
From here on out, I’m honestly a little nervous. Even if I don’t like it a little, if it’s a skill that can be used in real combat, like Masochist’s Hourglass, it’s a jackpot.
‘Fuck, what if you lose your shape? It just needed to be effective.’
I’m the only one who can enter this dungeon anyway.
No one is watching
「Tirori loli~♬」
[Teeling!]
[You have acquired the skill book ‘Mental Sex’.]
“Ah, what is this again?”
[Mental Sex Lv1]
-Rating: Normal
-Information: You can get a sense of mental stability through sex, and also grow mentally with a certain probability.
“Wow, great…….”
A jackpot was a jackpot.
It was because gold coins showed trash skills that you would only see in bronze coins. Even the rating is just normal, normal.
But what if the gold coin was an offering?
“Turn it back, the wheel!”
「Tiriri~ Lori Lori Lori~♬」
The other platinum slots start spinning as they explode into fireworks. Since it’s not too late now that this has happened, why don’t you give me a job change ticket?
[Congratulations.]
[You have acquired the skill book ‘Gift of the Womb’.]
“Ah…?”
After the blessing of the womb, is it the gift of the womb?
Dude, it’s just that the whole womb series will pop out.
“Anna, it really pisses me off.”
I wanted to be angry this time.
The moment I checked what kind of skill ‘Gift from the Womb’ was, I could not believe my eyes.
[Gift of the Womb Lv1]
-Rating: Rare
-Information: Obtain 1 Bronze Coin when filling the opponent’s womb with semen. (However, the same person cannot be used within 14 days)
Maybe it’s just one bronze coin.
Still, the fact that there was one more way to get coins was something to be welcomed. It’s a benefit to me even if I just pull out more abilities with stupid words.
Besides, that’s level 1.
I didn’t know what would happen if I raised the level further with the skill level up ticket.
‘Although there is a cooldown of 14 days.’
Hehe, aren’t there a lot of women in this world?
Besides, I was currently in a ridiculously good-looking state with the Elixir of the Incubus, and in addition, my sex and cock were at a somewhat average level.
I could do anything if I put my mind to it.
“…….”
In the past, I really couldn’t have imagined it.
Kim Dong-hyun, whose wish was to hold a woman’s hand, has become a man who can take anyone if he puts his mind to it.
“As expected, if you’re handsome, have good skills, and even have a great cock, there’s nothing you can’t do.”
The cock… It’s still a bit far.
“Are you done now?”
I throw rice cakes, wondering if I should go back to my room, but as if I’ve been waiting, a new message comes to mind.
[Teeling!]
[The equipment shop has been updated/new equipment has been added.]
“It’s a new device…….”
If you’re willing to show some mercy to me, who barely bought an old adventurer’s set with a monthly advance payment, wouldn’t it be a bit more conscientious this time around?
Having had some expectations, I was clearly betrayed this time as well.
[Equipment Shop]
@Hard iron sword – 1,000,000 won
@Sturdy adventurer leather top – 1,000,000 won
@Sturdy adventurer leather bottoms – 1,000,000 won
@Sturdy Adventurer’s Gloves – 1,000,000 KRW
@Sturdy adventurer’s shoes – 1,000,000 won
@Sturdy Adventurer’s Hat – 1,000,000 KRW
“Wow, are you really crazy?”
Even with equipment worth 100,000 won, I was shook and even received an advance, so I ended up working as a slave at the cafe for a month without moving.
In the meantime, 1 million won for one equipment?
The real pad rips are filling up to my throat.
[A small stat bonus is attached to the newly updated equipment.]
“No, what can I say? How do you buy Ha, sir….”
[If you don’t want to buy it, I don’t recommend it.]
[Please note that I have never held a knife to my throat.]
The back bone is pulling.
“…….”
Glance.
Just in case, I looked at the equipment I had taken off and shook my head. As soon as the dungeon was cleared, all of the equipment was restored to its original state, but the equipment was not updated for nothing.
There must be a greater danger, and it is clear that you will encounter stronger monsters.
I couldn’t take that old adventurer set as it was.
“Hey, sir.”
Whatever it was, I had to find a way to make money.
* * *
[Current time]
[AM 8:45]
Do not want to go to school.
I went through so much trouble in the dungeon, but wouldn’t it be more strange to want to go to school? The first lecture today is at 10:30 am.
It’s still not too late, but since I’m a college student, I’m free to be absent.
“…….”
“Tick-tock, tick-tock”
After forcing myself to lie down for about 30 minutes and trying to fall asleep, I woke up.
“Let’s wash up and go to school.”
Since I was lying still, I kept thinking about the things I had forgotten, making me even more depressed. It’s as if I’m going to fall into a real depression.
‘Shuttle? Or should I run?’
“Shoot!”
After thinking about it for a while, I decided to just run while the weather was still cool.
“Donghyun-ah, hello!”
“Ah…… Hello seniors.”
“Did you forget to buy me a drink?”
“Ah, yes. I’ll contact you as soon as I have money!”
“OK.”
On the way, I happened to meet seniors who gave me a book yesterday, and I also felt a lot of eyes from women staring at me in awe.
I didn’t feel as good as I thought.
Then, from somewhere behind, an urgent yet familiar breathing sound is heard.
“Hey, Donghyun Kim.”
“Uh?”
Normally, I would have taken the shuttle, but yesterday I slept in a motel, so I was Han Yu-mi, who went directly to school without taking the shuttle.
She Just washed and didn’t dry her hair properly.
A little bit of moisture remains at the tip…….
“Oh, oh, hello! Yumiya. Uh, about yesterday, that, that…….”
I was puzzled.
Come to think of it, wasn’t it like having sex yesterday without saying anything and jumping out? If I had been Han Yu-mi, I would have been embarrassed and very displeased.
By the way.
“Done. What must have happened If you don’t do that, you don’t have to go out suddenly at dawn, right?”
“Ah…… Yes. I have some personal business to do.”
“I should have apologized, though.”
“Uh?”
“You called me to have sex that night, and after that, you disappeared as soon as the sex was over. Apologies, do you think you deserve to hear?”
“All right, of course. Sorry.”
“I wish I could apologize. Are you going to school?”
“Yeah, you too?”
“Uh. I thought I would go home, change clothes, and bring my school bag. I’m too lazy to go back.”
“Aha.”
Should I call this bold, or should I call it free?
Whatever it was, I was a little jealous of Han Yu-mi.
The past, the trivial things… Or should I say that they have a different mindset about things that can’t be helped?
She was a strong woman
And that’s not all.
“Something must have happened.”
Still wearing a crop top showing her belly button and leggings that cling tightly to her thighs, Han Yumi, who is not at all shy, murmured softly.
“Sex.”
“Uh?”
“Sex you love so much, do you think it would make you feel better if we did it again?”
At that moment, I felt that the feeling that had been making me depressed disappeared.
It feels like I received mental therapy even though I didn’t have sex.
As if indifferent, because Han Yumi’s caring heart for me is so warm.
“Uh.”