Chapter 75 – Football

Wow….

Looking at the football field from a defensive position, admiration naturally springs out.
How big is a soccer field?

‘Wow, fuck…… It’s Dora.’

To be honest, I didn’t know because I wasn’t very interested in soccer, but how good are the stamina of soccer players who run around this wide stadium every day?
Even if you express their abilities numerically, wouldn’t their minimum physical strength exceed 10?

[… ] … ?]

No, it’s not a joke, it’s really wide.
It was a feeling that could not be felt unless you were actually standing on a soccer field.

‘Ah…… I’m suddenly nervous.’

If the guy who killed dozens of goblins was asked if he was nervous about soccer, he would have nothing to say, but what if he was nervous?
Above all, as Jegal Suho said earlier, not only our department, but also the women from the other department are gathering in groups of threes and fives to keep an eye on us.

‘I wonder if I can do it properly.’

[Soccer Lv3]
-Rating: Normal
-Information: You become quite good at soccer.

[Current user’s stats are Strength 21 (+4), Agility 12, Stamina 18.]

Ok, I got it
Yeah, if you look purely at the stats, it’s no different than a character who has the stats to cheat in a poppy online game.
But, in the end, depending on the user’s control skills, those characters can either be shit or goofy.

‘Ah, it tickles the red pepper.’

All in all, the pepper tickles at this moment.
But I couldn’t scratch it.
I’ve seen a few clips of soccer players caught scratching peppers on the soccer field.

Still, I was worried about that, and feeling a little less nervous, I checked the two people from the youth national team that Jegal Suho had mentioned.

‘Wow, look at the hair color.’

Pyo Woo-bin and Han Ji-oh.
Both of them had their hair dyed sky blue and green, so it was so fucking easy to tell them apart from a distance.

So, striker Pyo Woo-bin with light blue hair.
The green hair was defender Han Ji-oh.
Even Shin Jae-hyeon in the midfield as if caught in the middle.

“They say you shouldn’t judge real people only by their contemplation. How could all three of those bastards look so damn good?”

Oh, I don’t want to misunderstand you here.
It’s not that these guys are ugly.

Rather, he has his own masculine charm of his, but from the outside, it’s obvious that he really did n’t eat his personality of his.
I think I’ll be good at drinking and smoking, but I’m going to go further and commit a crime.

‘Ah, we met eyes.’

To be precise, they were constantly watching me.
The three of them looked at me and giggled, then giggled and even laughed. I don’t know what the hell they’re up to, but I didn’t have time to care.
I don’t even know if I’m in development or new, so what can I do?

“Beep!”

At that time, it started with the attack on our side, which was judged to be a little disadvantageous.

“Umm, I can’t even see what’s going on.”

The strikers on our team seem to be moving forward while exchanging the ball in the center, then run to the goalpost and start coming back quickly.
I couldn’t even shoot and the ball was stolen by the opposing team’s defender.
To be precise, it can be said that Han Ji-oh, who was from the national team, had great stealing due to pressure and pass prediction.

‘Doesn’t it seem like being a member of the national team is a lie?’

By the way.

“Attack! Attack!”
“Go in! Stop it, Donghyun!”

So, what is the standard of being pretty good at soccer that soccer Lv3 says? If I go further and add my current abilities to that, what kind of result will come out?

As if I was deliberately teasing them, I exchanged glances and watched Woo-bin Pyo and Jae-hyeon Shin, two former youth national team members, running toward me, and tightened my thighs.
And I waited for my body to move, determined to use only my soccer skills.

It was then.

“Pass!”

That moment when Shin Jae-hyeon exclaims for a pass with excitement and tries to dig inside.
If it were the original me, I would have jumped towards Shin Jae-hyeon in surprise, but now I just silently ran towards Pyo Woo-bin.

“…… ! You bastard, how do you know it’s a fake?”

Actually I don’t know anything.
I’m just relying on my soccer skills.

“Ouch!”

“Puck!”

Rather than having a physical fight, I just kicked the soccer ball Pyo Woo-bin was driving from the side.
Pyo Woo-bin spins almost two times in the air and bounces far out of the throwing line.

“Ah…… Foul! Pow! This bastard hit me with his body his! What are you refereeing!”

If a person flew around twice, the referee blew a whistle and gave him a yellow card, even if he didn’t see it well.
No one thought I was cheating.
Because…….

“What are you talking about? Donghyun Kim was completely still. I was just kicking the ball away, and you bumped into my shoulder very lightly and it flew off by itself.”
“…… ?”

Pyo Woo-bin made a puzzled expression.

“What kind of bullshit is that…… It felt like a dump truck was pushing me.”
“Hey, let’s do Hollywood action in moderation. If you keep doing that, it’s not even a regular match, can you give me a yellow card?”
“Oh, no.”

Unlike Pyo Woo-bin, who for some reason tilted his head and felt resentment, I was thrilled by the taste of football for the first time in my life.

‘This…… This is fucking fun?’

Since middle school, I always didn’t eat, and running out of the playground during lunchtime wasn’t enough, I thought I was sweating needlessly even after school.
I thought I knew a little bit why those kids were so crazy about soccer.

It’s just a game of kicking the ball and putting the ball into the goal.
This was a lot of fun.
Of course, under the premise that I am good at soccer and have an overwhelming physical advantage.

Originally, even when I play a game called Great Space War, I tend to find it boring if I don’t use cheat keys.
And I was writing my own cheat key here too.

‘A cheat key called a dungeon app!’

Meanwhile, because I kicked the ball right.
The game continues with the opposing team’s throwing.

I could hear the conversation between Shin Jae-hyeon and Pyo Woo-bin passing in front of me.

“Is that kid a bit weird?”
“I told you.”
“No, shit, not that much. I definitely thought I was hit by a real dump truck.”
“What are you talking about? I just kicked the ball. Did you hit your leg?”
“No, that’s not it. I just bumped into it lightly, and it slipped…….”

Shit-.

“Hehe! It makes me feel bad!”

[… ] ….]

With his overwhelming physicality and unexpected soccer skills, even an asshole like me has a taste for soccer!

“First pass, pass! As much as possible, with the mindset of never going against Kim Dong-hyun one-on-one! And if you do, just hit it. It’s local football anyway.”
“OK.”

In my mind, I just want to go back and forth on a full court, but I decided to put up with it for now.
Whatever it was, the quest I received included winning in soccer.

We couldn’t let our team lose points.

“Pass one, pass the two lightly…… !”

Shin Jae-hyun, look at how excited he is.
Yeah, I didn’t study at all and I’ve been playing soccer since middle school, so shouldn’t I do that?
Shin Jae-hyeon, who runs towards me after passing two defenders before I know it, smiles at me.

Then, instead of looking at the goal post, I look between my eyebrows and shoot as it is.
In fact, the ball he kicked didn’t even go near the goal.

It’s just flying right in my face.
If it was a normal person, it was a power that could break the nose bone with a wrong hit.
But it didn’t really matter to me.

“Puck, puck!”

Conversely, he openly accepted it with a face and returned it to Shin Jae-hyun again.
Thanks to that, the ball bounced faster than it flew toward me and hit Shin Jae-hyeon in the face.

“Kuhhhhh…….”

I am realizing how hard it was hit and how the body of a person hit by a soccer ball could fall backwards.

“Dump!”

Watching Shin Jae-hyeon tremble with a bloody nose after falling backwards unsightly, I put my palms together.

“Innumerable Buddhas, it’s all cause and effect.”

In addition to that, the physical fight right in front of the goal and the pass with me in the center were not enough for me to predict in advance, and I cut it like a knife with more physicality, so the opposing team was frustrated and went crazy.

The first half ended with neither team scoring for 45 minutes.

“Whoa, whoa…….”

The first half is just over.
Everyone was breathing heavily.

Especially in the case of Pyo Woo-bin and Shin Jae-hyeon, who tried to score a goal through me somehow, their bodies were wet with sweat.
Compared to that, I feel very brisk as if I was the only one with the air conditioner blowing.

In fact, I didn’t even break a single drop of sweat.
Because I only had to move when they attacked.
And just before the end of the first half, the opposing team’s corner kick.

“You have to put it in here!”
“OK.”

Pyo Woo-bin concentrates and raises the ball as if he would definitely match Shin Jae-hyun’s head. At this, Shin Jae-hyun also tried to fly as if in a fit of fuss.
Before that, I had to jump much higher than him.

It seemed that he had jumped almost two meters.
So let’s lightly block the opponent’s last attack with our head, and the first half ended.

“Pip!”

When the whistle blows, Jegal Suho, who was watching the game as a manager and coach, runs up to me first and pats him on the shoulder.

“The bastard who never played soccer is doing the best here. If it wasn’t for you, at least 5 goals would have been scored in the first half alone.”
“Oh, what…… Taking it off was easy. By the way, senior.”
“Yes?”

I still enjoyed it enough.
If we continued like this, we could not have scored in the second half. The conditions for clearing the quest included winning the soccer game.
Then…….

“Can I play as a striker in the second half? People seem to be pretty tired too.”
“Yes? Well, even if we go to the second half like this, it seems like the best is tied. Would that be better? Yes, where do you attack Donghyun? The other kids also give Donghyun the ball as much as they can Seeing how they defended, it seemed like they had a great physical fight.”

At the words of Jegal Suho, the boys from the same department vigorously responded and nodded their heads. I don’t think I’ve been this cooperative normally, but I’m sure that through the game of soccer, I’m becoming one heart.
Is this why everyone enjoys sports at workshops and MTs?

“The second half begins.”

Anyway, let me change from a defender to a striker.

This time, the look in the eyes of Han Ji-oh, who was in charge of the defender, was strange, not Pyo Woo-bin, who was in charge of the striker. No, all of those bastards have a dirty look, so if you show that kind of look in your eyes, it only seems like they’re plotting something.

‘Whatever it is, the first half is over and people seem to be a bit tired. Do you think I can just sprint?’

In fact, it was.
Receiving the ball as a central striker, I was able to easily break through the opposing team’s defenders simply with speed.

“Sir, just grab some clothes!”

Feeling the pressure, Hanjio shouted while cursing, but other people grabbing my clothes didn’t bother me at all.

「Chijik!」

“Ouch!”

Only poor clothes get ripped.

“Ugh!”

After a brief glance, Han Ji-oh’s eyes turned bloody as he felt the anxiety that he would be pushed aside.
No, I was already on the verge of passing him and setting up a 1v1 situation with the goalkeeper.

“Sir…… !”

Han Ji-oh, who saw that, made a back tackle called a taboo in soccer. Even more so, it wasn’t the ball that the back tackle was heading for, it was my ankle his.
Rather than blocking the shot, I feel the will to just break my leg.
This is why these cubs must have ended up in the youth national team. Personality is just amazing.

「Fuck!」

‘Oh, it stings.’

But just about that.
At least, these cubs are from the youth national team, so they are a little sick.
I supported myself with my legs, which did not budge even after being tackled, and fired the shot as it was.

“Cannon shot!!!”

That’s what the saying is
In reality, it was just a fucking hard kick right in front of the goal post. So much that the goalkeeper couldn’t even touch it.

“Crush!”

The wildly shaking net and the moment the soccer ball shaking the net rolls in front of me.
With the joy of soccer, which I had tasted for the first time in my life, I held the soccer ball and performed one of the few performances I know of toward the crowd.

“Muhhhhh!”

Thoughts in that moment.
Maybe just a soccer player?