Chapter 95 – Yoon Seo-Ah’s Charm

Ugh, the dungeon app seems crazy too.
Maybe the weather is getting warmer already, at least because of the heat.

[… ] … !]

“Yes, yes, it can be.”

Now I think so
Look at all the girls’ panties, pounce on girls, and so on.

After completing so many embarrassing quests, it could be a dungeon app…… I wonder if that way of thinking was formed.
It’s me, if I can get coins through such an easy quest, it’s a big deal.

While shaking my head, I naturally headed home with light steps.
With air pucks in my ears, while listening to otaku-like songs.

“Gagolgaegol, let’s go out excitedly~ There’s no need to be afraid of all the trials in front of us~”

Oh right.
I realized it only after I got home, but I didn’t send a message to Yoon Seo-ah saying it was over.

[Kim Dong-hyun: Seo A-ya, I’m almost home now. Sorry for the late notice.]

It is the moment when I stand in front of the front door of the studio apartment where I live after sending such a message.

「Awake!」

“Yes? You reply quickly.”

[Yoon Seo-ah: No, I just arrived at your house too haha]

At that moment, a cold sweat broke out on my back.
The sound of a shark coming out of nowhere played in my head.

“Bad night…… Babam… Baba bamba bamba baba babam!”

“Donghyun?”
“Aaaaagh! Please save me!”
“…… ?”

The moment I saw Yoon Seo-ah, who sent a reply in 3 seconds and arrived from behind me exactly 3 seconds later, such a voice came out without my knowledge.
Then, Yoon Seo-ah laughed and she clapped my forearm cutely.

“I’ve come this far, but isn’t that kind of reaction a bit too much? Or, actually, my face…… Are you more ugly than you think?”
“Uh? Oh no! Should I just say that I felt like I had to react like this without even realizing it. Oh, it’s a joke anyway.”

I scratched my cheek.
Seriously, why?

‘Such a reaction came out without me knowing.’

Actually, I said it was a joke to Seoah Yoon, but should I say that I got real goosebumps at the moment?

‘Ugh, his intuition has never been helpful.’

If my senses were on the good side, I would have avoided Kim Hye-rin in the first place before being harassed, or I would have quickly escaped from her life as a dog.
I quickly apologized as I saw Yoon Seo-ah bowing her head as she was sullen at my words.

“Mi… I’m sorry.”

In the meantime, am I really a madman with lust as I scan Yoon Seo-ah’s bare legs her?

‘Wow, fuck…… Still, my legs came out really well.’

It feels a bit rougher than Han Yumi’s leg line.
What should I say?

If Yumi Han’s beautiful legs were created through Taekwondo, should I say that Seoah Yoon’s legs feel like they were trained through many real fights?
In fact, there were also small scars around her legs and wounds that hadn’t healed yet.

It probably came about while working part-time.
But, again, that’s ugly.

“Should I stand? Are you angry?”
“No.”
“Yes?”
“It’s a joke, a joke. Ehehe, I wanted to play a prank like this on my friend at least once. Because Donghyun is my first friend…… Me, I’m really sorry. Do you want to be offended by this kind of joke?”
“Uh? Oh no! Not at all! I can accept a joke like this for a hundred years. You can do it for the rest of your life if you want.”
“Forever? Then I would like too.”

Chinta special.
Even though he has a respectable face, he doesn’t know how to use it and still calls himself ‘B’. By the way, she subtly confessed that she would be with her for the rest of her life. Is Yoon Seo-kun a real angel who accepts it naturally?

“That…… By the way, the top is long sleeves, but the bottom is shorts?”
“Ah, the weather has cooled down a bit. I’m a little hotter downstairs than upstairs…… The top is long sleeved, but the bottom is short pants. Oh, is it a little ugly?”

Then, the shy figure of putting her thighs together slightly in the middle is crazy again.

“Ah…… No, it’s not ugly! Seriously, I think you’re pretty even if you’re just wearing a newspaper. Seriously, crack it all up. Sincerity. Risk my life.”

[Wow, this bastard made me fuck a woman like that and still…….]

What is it, a strange hallucination somewhere.

“Really…… I think Donghyun is too kind. I think that’s why I was able to come here for a drink with a comfortable mind today.”

God, Buddha.
Namu-Abita Buddha, Myriad Number of Buddhas.

‘This innocent woman is trying to step into the mouth of a trash pervert like me with her own feet in her, but if she does n’t stop it now, I’ll know she’s allowed it.’

It was not a lie, but it could not be anything else than a blasphemous prayer, as if God and the Buddha, who had risen to the ranks, would not immediately come down and beat me to death.
But what can I do?
Even so, she should be able to erase the guilt of fucking this innocent woman.

“De…… Shall we go in? Oh, should I buy you a drink?”
“Yeah, drinking. Let’s make snacks and eat them. I will cook for you.”
“Uh? I know how to cook too.”

Thanks to skill.

“No, I will. I’m here to get drunk, but I don’t think it’s going to be a burden if you do the cooking.”
“Uh…… Yes, if you say so……”

I can listen to that drunken 100 years more.
Yoon Seo-ah is really nice.

‘Haa, it hurts my conscience to touch this again in a different way from Han Yumi.’

[Won’t you touch me?]

‘I have to touch it.’

The more naive a woman was, the more she wanted to dye it in my color as soon as possible. She can be said to be selfish, but she’s had a lot of women.
Wouldn’t it be possible to put some work aside so that those women don’t easily fall for other men?

‘It’s becoming more and more garbage.’

If that’s the case, then you’d have to throw away your humble side and become trash, but you’re becoming trash while you’re serious.
Isn’t this almost the level of food waste?

“Shall we go to the nearby mart, then?”
“OK.”

Although the current time is 11:00 at night.
What are the good things about our country? It means that 24-hour marts are placed in every corner of the city.

‘The real Hell Joseon, Hell Joseon, even if it’s a Hell Joseon election, it’s rare to find a country as good as ours.’

I walked side by side with Yoon Seo-ah and moved to the mart, talking about each other’s part-time jobs.
Ha, when I walk alone at night, it’s a lonely and desolate street without anime songs.
Can life be so rich just by having a woman next to me?

‘The best.’

It couldn’t have been the greatest happiness.

[24 Strawberry Mart]

“Uh, the basket. Ah…….”
“I heard…… Uh.”

When Yoon Seo-ah quickly tried to pick up her basket, she reached out and accidentally grabbed Yoon Seo-ah’s hand, thinking that this could not be taken away.

“My… I can lift it.”
“Uh? Oh no, just what. A man should hear this. Let’s go, let’s go in What do you want to eat?”
“No, I’m going to do what you want to eat.”
“What I want to eat…… It’s because I’m a bit weak. In fact, he’s a pig who can even kill a single chicken by himself. What I mean is, they just eat anything well.”

Yoon Seo-ah said at my words.

“I’m thinking of drinking soju today.”
“Soju? I thought you didn’t like alcohol very much back then.”
“It’s true that I don’t like alcohol very much, and it’s also true that I was careful as much as there were other people…… I think Donghyun would be able to drink well at home.”
“Soju…… Um, let’s drink soju.”

Honestly, there’s no way that chunk of alcohol would ever taste good, but it wasn’t to the point that I couldn’t drink it.
Whatever it was, I shared a masterpiece of 8 bottles of soju with Kim Hye-rin.

Honestly, wouldn’t it be time to get used to it?

‘Oh yeah. Wouldn’t it be sweeter than before if I had a drink today?’

You’re getting used to soju.
Don’t drunkards always talk?

‘Kya, I’m drinking today’.

It was clear that I would have gotten a little better.

“If you don’t drink soju…… Let’s see, um, how about stir-fried pork belly and rabokki with sausage?”
“It’s crazy.”
“No?”
“No, crazy…… That’s such a good combination. Almost anything, it’s just a combination that pigs are crazy about? For those kinds of foods, I would drink real soju. It’s alcohol, so alcohol…….”
“What? Phew, Donghyun is so fun.”
“That, is it? Ahaha.”

[… ] … Fuck.]

Ah, is this Yoon Seo-ah’s charm?
Nice charm.
I have to say that it builds a man’s self-esteem. No matter what I do, the reaction is good, so I’m just happy.

‘Why can’t everyone see Yoon Seo-ah’s charm just because she covered her face her with her hair her? Tsk tsk, this is Chinta’s keen eye.’

I was the only one who recognized the true value of Yoon Seo-ah, and this was the result.

“Oh, there’s a special sale on pork belly over there? Raw meat closes at 12:00, so there’s a special sale right now. I’ll go ahead and pick out the front or hind leg meat.”
“Go… Go with me.”

-It’s on a special sale, it’s on a special sale. It’s not long now. Come and buy it soon.

At the word of a special price, she quickly followed Yoon Seo-ah, who went from being a 20-year-old college student to a militant nation with 10 years of experience as a housewife.
Then, I see Yoon Seo-ah carefully examining the front and back legs and the price.

“Oh, this is good.”
“Five…… Miss, you can see some meat. It’s cheap now.”
“Yes, I think the price is okay.”
“Keuuu, you look young too…… Great? I’ll give you a little more as a bonus. Boyfriend next to you? It suits you well.”
“Ah…… It’s not like that.”

For some reason, she almost inadvertently added the word “Not yet.”
No, that was the timing.

‘Even though I’m not dating a specific woman.’

No, wouldn’t it just be okay to go out with everyone? In fact, if everyone agrees, wouldn’t it be okay to just wear octopus feet instead of being sexist?

‘Wow, even thinking about it myself, it’s a mindset like dog trash.’

At this level, God will truly punish you.

“Hmm, then why did you come to buy meat at this time?”
“Ah…… He, you two, you two decided to drink together. I was thinking of stir-fried pork.”
“Kiya~ They say they usually go out like that.”
“Ah…… Because it is not.”

It’s not like I hate it at all, Yoon Seo-ah.
In fact, she deliberately refused to accept her meat, and was laughing all the time while listening to the uncle’s nonsensical remarks of her.

‘Yes, yes, he likes me so much, but it wouldn’t be polite if he didn’t eat me.’

Anyway, after purchasing the meat like that, the shopping went smoothly.

“Let’s see, onions, carrots, cheongyang peppers, red peppers, whole garlic…….”
“Oh, is that Cheon Jong-won’s recipe?”

I don’t know how to cook, but since I’ve been watching Nutube consistently, I could tell just by listening to the recipe Yoon Seo-ah muttered.
By the way.

“Oh, won’t green onions go in too?”
“The green onion is because Donghyun is at home.”
“Uh? Was it?”

Oh, come to think of it, I remember buying green onions to put in ramen.
Even though I can’t cook, I have a picky appetite, so I can’t stand cutting green onions diagonally and putting them in when eating ramen.
By the way…….

“How did you know that?”
“Uh?”

Seoah Yoon answered my question with a smile.

“Usually, there are many cases where self-employed students who like ramen keep green onions in the refrigerator. Also, do you have soy sauce and cooking oil?”
“Oh, there is.”

Come to think of it, she bought soy sauce to eat soy sauce egg rice and bought cooking oil to fry eggs.

“Ah, that’s right. If you live alone, it’s actually something that everyone should be holding even if you don’t use it often.”
“Yes.”

I also thought that Yoon Seo-ah secretly visited my house,haha.

[Sir… I get goosebumps.]