Eat the World Tree

Chapter 810

Eat the World Tree

I came to this world after eating the world tree.

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Chapter 810 – Public Opinion Battle (6)

In a dark room where the only light source is the light from the monitor.

On a dirty old man’s chair piled with coke bottles, Pitaya, wearing a broadcasting helmet, opened his cherry-colored lips and chattered.

“The king. In fact, he is human.”

[?]

[?]

[?]

[Ah, only I knew.]

[I really want to rummage.]

Spiky hair sticking out in various places, starting from the top of the head.

The assertive pink hair was just like the color of the dragon fruit.

Drago Pitaya, who was laughing with a playful smile, chuckled as he checked the viewers’ reactions in real time.

“Kukkuk, idiot~ idiot~ Tofubag~ Then do you think I know some big secret? Our viewers today are all dragon-headed. “Where did you get hit with a tactical nuclear weapon?”

[Do you want to be hit by your uterus?]

[Tofu… Don’t ignore tofu.]

[Appointment to head office? Everyone appointed? Important.]

“Ah, don’t be too harsh. Honestly, everyone expected it… No? Okay! Then, Pitaya will reveal one valuable piece of information!”

Pitaya checked the cafe’s posts on the monitor next to him with a low-level eye.

Although she had no way to censor or manage TFK like she did when she first created it, she was still able to retrieve her secrets that she had stored in her archives.

“Then how about this? “The King of Mokryeong was someone who attended El Academy.”

Pitaya’s voice his, connected to a developed microphone, was translated and transmitted into all languages.

“He was so famous that he even participated in the forest keeper selection contest.”

This is not a lowly human being who pops out from somewhere because he hates the World Tree.

A student at El Academy, where nobles and upper class people mingle.

As the truth conveyed through the screen spread, the embarrassment felt by those who heard it was such that the chat window blacked out for a moment.

“I didn’t know? You didn’t know? Hey idiots. “Why don’t you go find some tofu to reflect?”

[How do you know that, Muchinryeon]

[What is your name? So s***.]

[Isn’t this breaking news?]

[The reporters already asked. It’s already 6 o’clock in my hometown that the country is watching.]

[Is this the crazy guy above?]

“I don’t know anything about Pitaya ~ No, I don’t know, but his name was Sibeol ~? Was it Siheon~?”

[Siheon?]

[Uh]

[I think I’ve heard it before.]

[?]

[ㅁㅊ]

“Oh, I’ve said it all. Baby Drago wants to go to ballet. Everyone, bye!”

-Hold on!

The red power button indicating the signal has turned black.

Pitaya took off the goggles and cat headset that completely covered her face, twitching her bleary eyes and yawning long.

“Queuuuuu.”

Crooked hair. Moderately slim body. For a girl stuck in a corner of her room, stunted growth is an inevitable path.

Pi Taya stretched her strength as hard as she could and stretched over her backrest, oops.

“Uh, ah. “Wow!”

-Cudangtang.

“Kkieeeeeng!”

She fell to the floor, tears streaming down her face, and even sneezed due to the dust rising from her floor. The leftover cup ramen spilled onto her head due to the connected cable of the headset falling together.

-Bean!

Spoiled soup dripping down my forehead.

“Ugh. If this happens, I have to wash it…”

It’s pita. 28 years old. She is currently in seclusion.

I yawned, ignoring the discomfort of a chronic dopamine addict.

Yoga? Ballet?

Since my body is naturally stiff, such a thing is impossible!

Pitaya is good at self-objectification.

She grabbed the noodle that was sticking to her cleavage and dropped it, making a disgusting sound at the musty smell coming from her.

I didn’t even care about her broken license and certification that were crushed under her big butt her.

“Eww. Smell. Now that I think about it, she is slowly approaching me. “I just mentioned the king.”

【Boo, boom!】

A reconnaissance drone with an emoticon flew next to Pitaya, who was pounding her butt.

The magic that erupted from the area where the magic stone stood out cleaned up the dirt on her body.

Sweat, sticky hair, spoiled ramen soup, and the unique fruity smell of dragon fruit were all eliminated at once. However, the hair sticking out was something of a racial trait, so it could not be helped.

【Pitaya! Please wash yourself. It smells a lot. :(】

“Hey! Drago. “You once told me I didn’t smell.”

【I don’t have anything to say to you, the creator, but I think it goes too far sometimes. My scent signal is not working!】

Creator.

Pitaya was a high-level engineer, hacker, architect, and doctor of mana with many names.

A genius, but not particularly wise. Waryong hid because there was no one to guide him.

If Dongbaek was the one who gained popularity in the United States and made great economic gains, it was she who mastered almost all industrial fields, from simple architecture to national-scale artifacts.

If you’re with your supporter Drago, you’re an eccentric genius who can make plans on your own and raise funds to achieve results.

‘What.’

No matter how many titles are added, today it is still a virtual streamer that boils the broth.

It doesn’t take long for an overly-perfectionist to become a pleasure-stricken sicko.

The reason I created TFK in the first place was because of his stimulation, and the reason I was able to hide myself in advance was thanks to information from the tree network that I happened to know.

‘… It’s a deaf ear. ‘I am.’

Pitaya knew that the World Tree was identifying him as a noble tree.

Information about Lee Si-heon, both private and private. And he knew some pretty surprising lovers and secrets.

I also have a daughter.

Pitaya rubbed his sleepy eyes and shrugged his shoulders in stimulation.

‘How will they react if we reveal them one by one? What if I reveal myself?’

The prophecies of the World Tree and Flower are almost correct.

The king and the world tree would try to have him at any cost. Maybe they will try to kill me.

Since his only fighting ability was breathing fire or spreading his wings, he was that he would die confident in the middle of the night when the king had surpassed his limit.

【Are you having strange thoughts again?】

“Lol. “Did you get caught?”

【Can I bring you a rattle of sleep?】

“Please.”

Even if I die, I want to kill with as much aggro as possible.

A dark smile appeared on Pitaya’s bored face.

* * * * * * *

─Araboja about the current controversy Lee Si-heon = King Mokryeong. [1069]

There is a vertuber who has been bringing out strange and surprising information for a long time.

It’s a bitch that has collaborated in games as well, and aside from the fact that it looks like it’s good at making broth. This bitch was sued for hacking and spreading corporate secrets, but the case where they gave her about 20 billion won and withdrew the lawsuit is famous.

He has a genius personality, but he is like a dirty kid, so he is very popular because he is a kid who is like the weirdos from cartoons. She’s the daughter of a rich family, but she’s dirty, she’s good at making dangerous drips, and she has no ethical common sense, so she’s so annoying that she gets caught secretly masturbating. Even the president of our association, Hanbyeol, mentions this person considering the scandal ㅇㅇ

Anyway, the rice cake he gave me this time is “Lee Si-heon,” And he will become King Mokryeong, who is currently established in China.

There are many people who have forgotten, but it is Lee Si-heon, an academy cadet who was branded with the Cornus family as soon as he saved someone in the forest keeper selection competition a few years ago.

There are rumors that Lee Si-heon is a good person, so much so that neither the Korean national pastor nor the current warrior has said anything about this person, and rather criticizes the religious order. Everyone knows that he caused a rebellion in Seoul, so please interpret it carefully.

It is said that Lee Si-heon came back to life at that time and he became king.

(Photo)

The timing roughly matches, and the faces taken from a distance are similar because they have no expression.

(Photo)

If you look at the face in the article about looking for nobles in the kingdom this time, the outline is much better.

In foreign communities, there is a fight between posts saying that the World Tree is an asshole and ruining people, and posts saying that the World Tree, which created this evildoer by not being able to properly punish a dirty rapist, is a piece of shit .

[Comment 1069]

-ㅇㅇ(5.213): Lee Si-heon is famous. The guy who was commended and stigmatized by the World Tree and was left behind.

-Dakbokpa: I’m still angry that our Baekdo was branded dead because of that bastard. Defeat it quickly.

└ㅇㅇ(65.221): Is it possible to subdue it? Haha, when I go to catch it, our national trees will have a group orgy fountain show.

└ㅅㅇ: It may have already happened.

└Sangsangba: I heard he died trying to protect the cornus of the Cornus family. Wasn’t he a bad guy to begin with? Those bastards who supported the world tree out of ignorance felt like shit because they were blindly labeled.

-Bring back Uri Pataksan Suyu: The world tree bastards are just playing with people they care about. While trying to save a friend who was almost killed by the anachronistic guilt-by-association system, he couldn’t hold back and exploded. You bastards. Is this God?

└Furry Joa: Then what is the report that traces of a crime were found? Haha, there are a lot of really stupid bastards.

└Bring back our Padaksan Suyu: LOL I really want to burst the thrush. Is it only a day or two that the World Tree kills people for no reason? Why did flowers appear? Do you believe everything that is reported?

└Furry Joa: Hey, the terrorists are right~ I don’t believe what they say on the news~ Did you get noodles in your brain?

└Return Uri Padaksan Suyu: Yes, you too, please be branded by the world tree and die.

└Furry Joa: You too, have all your female relatives eaten by the king^^

-ㅇㅇ(6.777): So, when will there be a public rape show? I want to see nobles get eaten.

└Aslan: ㄹㅇㅋ If the world is a mess, it has to be turned around in a cheerful way like this.

– Sebung: Those bastards who defend Lee Si-heon are so fucking disgusting. He’s a rapist. Come to your senses, you crazy people.

-Geombungi: Do you know that the world tree extracts millions of human sex slaves every year?

└ㅇㅇ(6.777): Ah, that’s God’s offering haha. Aren’t you upset that your little slave is going around eating all the precious daughters he raised?

└Geombungi: That’s what it was haha

“I’m screwed.”

Star, who was staring blankly at her phone screen, screamed.

-Boom!

“Bisaaaaa! Super emergency!!!!!!!!!!”

The star shouted at the castle to go away and gathered the women who were living separately.

“Oh Yonggwasichi!! Mess said that if Ki cries, her family her will fall, and that’s true!!!”

How on earth did you notice?

Actually, I don’t know anything. Because Drago Pitaya was actually a mysterious female 2D Lori Mesgaki tree that was shrouded in mystery.

“Siheona, Siheonaaaaa!”

Byul hated herself for constantly giving money to such a dangerous bitch in every broadcast.

One of my regrets was that I squandered some of my savings to kill a dragon fruit tree with a skin that didn’t perform particularly well, just because it was cute.

Byul burst open Lee Si-heon’s private room and shouted in tears.

“Uuuuu uuuuu to be in my group.”

The moment when I tried to show the mobile phone community by pretending to cry excessively.

Siheon was sitting on the bed, staring at the stars with Cornus officinalis and Dieffenbachia between her thighs.

“Sister?”

“?”

“?!”

The heads of the two puppies, who were biting each of the large egg sacs as if competing, also turned.

Da-jeong, who looked embarrassed, was shocked and her face blushed.

“… Ah, whoop. This. This was ordered by His Majesty. That is. That is… !”

“Now is not the time to eat dick, you bitches!!!!”

A star screaming in indignation.

Either that or not. Cornus officinalis used her tongue to show off Lee Si-heon’s her love her by sucking it all to herself, and licked her roots her.

-Chueup, Haup.

Eat the World Tree

I came to this world after eating the world tree.

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