Chapter 832 – Crazy Tree (1)

【Didn’t I tell you to wear some underwear? ​( •̀ו́)】

“Bothered. “What are you doing?”

【Isn’t this the AI ​​you created!! Please get into the bathtub slowly without giving off the smell of an unwashed dog!】

An AI drone-type robot that flutters its propeller. Drago took out a fly swatter and pounded Pitaya’s butt.

-Slap! Snap!!

“Tsk… Tsk… Oh, you’re so persistent in hitting my ass… ! Yes. I guess that was your taste?”

【I’m tired of seeing you like that, Pitaya. Do you know how much work it is to collect water in a bathtub? I don’t know anymore. Whether you wash it or not, it’s up to you!】

Boom boom!

A dissatisfied drone flew to the door with an angry emoticon.

“Ahhh! I might die soon? Are you really going?”

【Boo. Isn’t this the path you chose?】

“That’s true, that’s true. Ugh. “Tolerate this?”

Where in your life will you have the opportunity to be flirted with by the King and the World Tree?

Moreover, his chastity and his life were at stake. If you make one mistake while tightrope walking, your head will be cut off.

In particular, didn’t King Mokryeong say in his prophecy that noble trees were absolutely necessary?

If I was lucky and took advantage of my position, I could cook and boil the great Lee Si-heon to my taste.

“Ugh, spit is coming out.”

【〈(-.-)〉】

It sucks to think about it.

Just imagining it makes me rush with dopamine from the top of my head to my toes.

It’s far outside the normal structure of thought, but so what?

Pitaya was already a dragon fruit tree that could not survive without stimulation.

“Still, an answer will come to the king soon… I guess I should at least redecorate my house, right? Drago.”

【Is it finally moving now? (Sigh)】

“Let’s see, the stacked pizza boxes and cup noodles~ Ah. Drago! Where did you put the plastic bottle for urine that I threw away last time?”

【I threw it away.】

“Ah, thank you. “What about clothes?”

【I just washed it.】

“Then I guess I can give you the answer around this evening.”

No matter how successful a woman is, she has to be careful when hiring people.

I don’t know how to put on makeup, but… First of all, a padded bra is a must.

“They say it’s an H cup, but it’s a D cup… Even if they get caught, they won’t kill you, right?”

【Since the average of wooden people is E… In human terms, she’s an A cup, so that would be grounds for divorce. And. Isn’t her scanty butt her more of a problem than her breasts her? Mr. Pitaya.】

“It’s not that poor!! Now look at this, what an apple hip it is. At this rate, even if I go to a club right away, there are a truckload of men who will chase after me just looking at my butt.”

【Yes yes. There will be a man who would say it’s okay to look at Pitaya’s ostrich butt.】

“Who’s the ostrich!” A dragon, a dragon! “And you apologize.”

【Bung boom!】

Ding dong!

The sound of the bell ringing at that time.

Drago and Pitaya tilted their heads at the same time.

“Are you going to pick me up? Drago. “What did you decide to come today?”

【Checking… There is one package scheduled to arrive within this week. Moknana Mall. BA-001 I can’t take it any longer. A suction device for the peak of my clitoris… Demonic Jjongjjong-】

“Oh, control it! Looks like the new product you’ve been waiting for has finally been delivered.”

Pitaya got up from among the trash and opened his sparkling eyes.

Pizza boxes and plastic bottles fall from your thighs and knees. It wasn’t dirty, but there was a strong smell of wood that easily exceeded phyton cheat.

“I’ll be leaving soon~!”

The joy of receiving a package is universal.

Since the lower half of my body was missing, I covered it with a slightly stained white tank top and a pizza box and went out to the front door.

【Beep.】

A dragon’s tail protruding from the hips, and fire protruding from the deep valley of the forehead.

The moment when Pitaya, who is closer to a small animal than a dragon, opens the front door.

-Thump.

Pitaya added great strength to the door she opened, and as she unintentionally let go of her doorknob, she came out and caught the sunlight on her.

Stuck in a corner of the room, pale skin like a ghost.

“Ouch!”

A scraggly pitaya raised its head as it bumped into the abdomen of a man dressed in black.

“Hmph.”

King Mokyeong.

That person was here.

* * * * * *

Poland.

It was one of the countries in Europe with a fairly well-preserved economy.

Germany and Russia. While it is within the Flower’s sphere of influence as it is surrounded by hostile forces such as Northern Europe, the pro-World Tree government is still alive due to the backlash from the terrorism that broke out a year ago.

However, it is an ugly place to the point where there are signs of a civil war breaking out, which is a good thing considering Greece and Turkey where wars in the Middle East have spread.

‘What. That’s not what’s important.’

What was important was that this hatchling dragon had made a profile scam on none other than the king.

“… Hmm.”

The president of the Korean Hunter Association, Pitaya, who is slimmer than the stars, was sweating profusely with his kinky hair and eyes.

“Dragon fruit. Drago Pita. I listened well to the provocation that was broadcast. Even revealing my identity before.”

“…”

The flushed buttocks visible beyond the Pizza Hot box catch my eye.

Does this guy think someone will come and come out without any underwear on?

‘Did you think it was just a delivery service?’

It took quite some time for it to come out.

Pitaya pursed his lips and then looked at my face with a really embarrassed face.

“… “Who are you?”

“Isn’t it too late to say that? “I won’t tolerate fraud based on breast size.”

“I guess I cracked the code. Even an expert would take a week, but this was unexpected… “How did you know the location before that?”

The room is a mess… What is that drone?

Just as I was quickly trying to collect the pitaya. As she pulled away from her grasp, she muttered, pretending to regain her senses.

“So. What would our great Majesty do to Pitaya-chan, a mere broadcaster? “What?”

“You know it well, right?”

“Aha. Hero Lee Si-heon preys on even children like this… “I’m a minor?”

“Why don’t you stop lying? “I told you everything about me.”

“Tch, someone told me that even the king can’t touch me if I’m a minor. Under. Ji. Only!”

A red button magically popped out of the hand of the guy who threw away the pizza box.

The lower body without any underwear is visible.

Pitaya didn’t really care about that, but rather she gasped as if she was excited.

“They said it would be very difficult if they couldn’t take me. “You know everything about pitaya, right?”

【No way, Pitaya. What I did yesterday…】

The drone following behind me is muttering something.

Either way, I waited for his explanation of her with blunt eyes.

“… Come in first.”

“What if you don’t like it?”

“If passers-by outside the door are excited by seeing my pussy, if that’s the King’s taste, I don’t mind…” ” .”

Isn’t it okay to just put on some clothes?

“… I have no clothes. Even underwear. “I washed it all.”

“Are you telling me to go into that dirty room now?”

“So I told you to contact the cafe…”

The words become tense at the end and a bit of resentment is expressed.

After dragging out aggro so coolly, now?

Everyone knows that a roommate is nothing if you meet him in real life, but I never dreamed that my ears would be like this.

-Thump.

I took a step into the room and closed the door.

The musty smell felt like welcoming me to a room I had seen a long time ago.

If I left the housework unattended because I was too lazy, the studio would quickly become full of mold.

This world should be easy to manage with various magic tools, but looking at it like this, it seemed to be quite a waste.

“Flaw. Hehe. Drago, can you see it? The king came to my room. Aren’t you going to get fucked like this?”

【Mr. Pitaya… Are you saying that now? Even kings have eyes. No matter how you look at it, I don’t think I’ll carry you, Pitaya.】

Is that drone’s name Drago?

Considering that Vertuber’s name is Drago Pitaya, it seems like it was taken from those two names.

After having an audible conversation, Pitaya finally revealed the identity of the button.

“Anyway, if you want to get me back safely, you’d better listen to me, right? The moment you press this button, the child of prophecy will explode and die.”

“You mean it’s a self-destruct button?”

“Correct answer.”

Are you planning to use me by taking advantage of your subject?

Honestly, in my eyes, it’s better than the self-destruct button that I can see right now. The angelic body and face that had met the wrong owner were more noticeable.

Not in the sense that I suck, but in the sense of feeling pity.

“If you don’t want to lose your hearing, listen to yourself.”

“Yep. That’s it. “Isn’t the goal to get my cooperation anyway?”

There has to be mutual exchange so that you can accept it willingly. Don’t be forceful like you did with Dongbaek.

Pitaya’s quiet words seemed plausible at first glance.

Therefore. This means that if his wish is granted, he will readily become a naturalized citizen of the kingdom.

“That’s right.”

But the attitude is wrong.

I took a step forward once again.

“So, you’re going to threaten me?”

“… !”

For a moment. Pitaya, whose complexion turned blue, said in shame.

“Now, wait a minute. Do not come. “Am I really pressing it?”

“Press it.”

“Uh, uh. Uh oh. Wow… !”

Hung-

His hand, which shot out first, catches Pitaya’s wrist and breaks it.

The switch falls out of his grasp before he can even struggle.

For a brief, imperceptible moment, he snatched the switch from Pitaya’s hand and held it out as if showing off.

“… It hurts. Isn’t your wrist broken? “It’s too much.”

“What are you going to do now?”

“Flaw. Haha. Aren’t you ignoring pitaya too much? I knew that would happen. I made as many devices as I could to kill myself. “You say you have the power to prey on women and subjugate them so you can do. .Whatever you want?”

Pitaya cupped his fists around his lower abdomen, which was hidden by his tank top.

That moment. A drone, I don’t know when it joined my side, muttered in a shocked voice next to me.

【Mr. Pitaya. Could it really be…】

“Just like you said…” ” . Is there a bomb here? “If you handle it too hard, you never know when it might explode.”

【What crazy bitch in the world would plant a bomb in her womb!】

A suicide weapon for the decisive battle of King Daemoryeong.

Because it’s almost impossible to touch it, as if the button was just taken away… In a way, it might be the best weapon for a woman to die with dignity.

‘No, no matter how you wrap it, that’s crazy.’

How did they plant the bomb in the first place?

I didn’t even want to think about having a laparotomy on my own.

“Flaw. Hehe. This is probably the first time I’ve met a woman who can’t even fuck me. King Mokryeong!”

“…”

It’s a novel threat that can’t be made without your head spinning…

Surprisingly enough, it wasn’t that I didn’t have a solution.

“You mean there was a bomb on that ship?”

“… Why are you coming towards me?”

“I wanted to check.”

“Uh, no. “Wait a minute.”

Wings sprouted from Pitaya’s shoulders, and the tail grew as if it was erect.

I wondered if the enlarged horns on their heads were really from the dragon clan, but when I thought there was a bomb in their stomach, I also thought, ‘Is that the dragon clan?’

“Please don’t come closer… ? No hands… Wow!”

I grabbed Pitaya’s abdomen with my hand.

What about strong abs? Let’s squeeze the smooth belly and massage the inside. The guy’s moans came out as if he was shaking.

“Ah… No. It explodes. It really exploded… ! Are you listening?”

“Uh.”

-Knead, rub.

Ah. I feel something hard inside.

When I pressed a particular point, Pitaya muttered with open eyes.

“Clothes… Oh my… It explodes… It explodes… Really dead… I’m going to die… It starts with the uterus and goes piece by piece. Goes… Let’s go… !”

It’s because I have confidence that if I have the power to heal, I can repair a body that is being destroyed.

Before that, why… Does he feel this even when his life is threatened?

-Talk, Todok Talk.

The wet love juice and loose water were flowing down her bare thighs.