Chapter 21 – 21. The Other World Summoner’s Second Blanket Kick

– One –

“Hey~ Noona was wrong, wrong. I’m sorry I teased you too much. So, stop dripping now?”

Because Monohorn did not stop crying until dawn, Jose and his wife pitched a tent at the entrance of the cave and spent the night.

Urmama, who soothed Monohorn all night, and Monohorn, who whined and cried all night, had bloodshot eyes.

Of course, dark circles are a bonus.

“… Yes…”

He mumbled and said something more, but the Cuelvos could barely hear his reply.

“Haa… Yes, did we reconcile?

“… Yes…”

“Ugh! Ho, Jose…! I feel like I’m about to explode! I’ll leave the rest to you!”

Because he kept mumbling and not showing his face behind Urmama, Margarita finally exploded.

She left her care to Jose and went out of the cave.

“Hey, Jose-nim, I guess the hero-nim doesn’t want to talk much…”

Urmama, who had been watching cautiously, intervened.

However, Jose had no intention of leaving them behind as long as he stayed with them.

José shook his head and asked Ur Mama to excuse himself and leave.

Last night, while Monohorn passed out, Urmama talked to the Cuelvos, and they didn’t feel like bad people.

So she hesitated for a moment, then nodded and walked out of the cave.

When Ur Mama, who had been covering herself, disappeared, Monohorn tried to pull the blanket over her.

“Hey.”

At that time, I was startled by Jose’s cave voice that echoed even lower inside the cave, and raised my head with difficulty.

But still unable to meet Jose’s eyes directly, Mono Horn’s gaze wandered here and there.

“I heard about you from your wife yesterday. But are you really from another world?”

“…”

Only then did Monohorn’s gaze meet Jose’s.

His gaze, which stayed in Jose’s face for a while, turned outwards.

Confusion and anger linger in his eyes as he heads to the place where Urmama disappeared.

“A bitch talking useless words…!”

There was a hint of anger and reprimand in Jose’s eyes.

Slap!

“100 million!”

Jose gave Monohorn a hard slap on the cheek.

“Even if she dies, you must die before her wife, and she is your wife who will give her life to cherish and love you until the moment you die. No matter how angry you may be, don’t say anything about an obedient and kind wife!”

“What kind of an old bastard is this, do whatever you want… It’s okay if you say it. I’ll correct it.”

Monohorn defiantly tried to pounce on Jose, but immediately cowered and bowed her head.

‘Poetry, fuck! Why is there only moss as a plant here, damn it… !’

Yes.

This was because moss was the only plant that he could use as a means of attack or defense by activating Growth Stimulation.

‘You’re a mother-in-law, you’ll have to grow up to be damned, you’ll just become really soft, you bastard.’

If Monohorn works hard to grow plants in the cave, Jose will not be threatened.

However, Jose will be able to use all of his abilities.

Even without this ability, Monohorn, who quickly scanned Jose’s arms, legs, chest, and back muscles, reminiscent of a bodybuilder who bulked up with steroids, activated a quick stance change.

‘Even if you don’t have this ability, you’re the kind of person who can reverse my slender spine in an instant, chuckle!’

Monohorn was a man who was not ashamed to bend for a living.

“… You don’t think I would have made you stay in the cave without thinking, would you?

José was only a gentle man limited to Margarita, but a tough and seasoned mercenary.

Realizing that he could never win against such Jose, Monohorn put everything down and changed to cooperative.

“It’s late, but let’s start with the voice. Your name is Monohon, and your wife is Urmama, right?”

“Yes. I think you’ve heard that Mr. Jose and Mrs. Margarita, is that true?”

“Yes. Is it true that you came from another world?”

“Yes. Did Urmama tell you all about Miju?”

Jose shook his head.

“Because your way of thinking and language habits are so unfamiliar and conspicuous, it is my fault for persistently questioning your wife about your origin. I apologize if I offended you.”

“Uh, is my way of speaking so unique?”

“Not now. But remember what you said yesterday.”

Monohorn rummaged for a while.

“Sir.”

It wasn’t just yesterday, but the whole time I was with Slammer, I was talking about food.

“Mister. Did you guess that just from the way I speak? I heard that my appearance looks like a barbarian in this town. Could it be the way a barbarian tribe sticks out in a corner?”

Jose shook his head.

“I’ve been living as a mercenary for over 20 years, wandering all over the continent, but I’ve never heard anything similar to your tone. Of course, I’ve participated in conflicts with savage tribes similar to you, but they don’t use that tone either. Your way of speaking is so foreign to that extent.”

“Fucked up. Ha ha. So you’re saying that someone who’s been around a bit like you, or who knows enough about barbarian culture, can infer that I’m not from this world?”

“There are plenty of possibilities.”

Monohorn was terrified at Jose’s assertive declaration.

“Uh-then use me as a test subject, something like that…!”

Monohorn muttered gibberish, but José fully understood his concerns.

“Wizards, high-ranking nobles, and royalty deserve consideration. Wizards may try to dismantle you for pure research purposes. High-ranking nobles and royal families want to seek permanent prosperity through colonization or territorial expansion, and find a way to return to your hometown. You can try to study it. It’s just speculation, but considering their tendencies and ways of thinking, it’s likely to happen.”

“Hee, hee…! Ah, no! I don’t like it! I don’t want to die again!”

‘Also… ?’

Jose had a hard time accepting that people die more than once.

So, to inquire more closely, I grabbed Monohorn by the shoulders and calmed him down.

“Die again? What does that mean?”

“Don’t kill! I don’t want to die! No! I’m afraid to die!”

But he couldn’t calm down easily.

The moment of death comes to mind again.

I can’t stop the PTSD about the moment of death, which is deeply embedded in my brain.

“Ughhhhh! It hurts! It hurts!”

Scream out loud

Rippling.

Pee

“Hero!”

“Jose!”

Hearing his screams, Urmama and Margarita, who were near the entrance to the cave, came running.

“I just had a seizure from a terrible memory of the past, Margarita. Can you help him calm down a little, Urmama?”

“Yes, yes! Warrior! It’s okay! It’s Maman! Maman is here!”

Urmama hurriedly rushed in, hugging Monohorn with her voluptuous breasts.

The monohorn caused her to have trouble breathing, her gasping for breath.

Whoops, whoops…

As Ur Mama soothes herself for a while, the breath of her Monohorn calms her down.

Monohorn continues to burrow into Ur Mama’s breastbone as her instincts guide her.

“That’s right, our warrior. It’s okay. Maman is always by my side. It’s okay~”

José and Margarita watched them with absurd eyes from a little distance.

“Uh, um. My love. It’s a bit like arguing about someone else’s nickname between husband and wife.”

“M-M-P-P-Pu-Hup! Ma-Mang! K-Hik! Honey, please stop me. Ooh, smile, puheuk, An, An, Kyahahahahahahaha!”

In their eyes, Mono Horn now had only the appearance of her infant crying out to Ur Mama to be suckled.

“Uh, uh…?”

Mono Horn was brought back to her senses by Margarita’s roaring laughter.

A face covered in tears and mucus is disgusting.

Urmama’s heart is warm as she looks down on her anxiously.

And her own crotch is warm too.

‘Hey, hee! Why, why am I peeing… ! Me, why are you looking at those things!’

Monohorn fell into cognitive dissonance.

‘What, what is it? What? What’s my situation?’

Urmama thought that such a monohorn had not calmed down yet.

She tried to placate him as best she could.

“Our warrior, I’ll change Mamang’s diaper~♬ Now, stop popping~!”

However, Urmama’s best, which was slightly lacking after experiencing infantile regression,

“Kyahahahahaha! Ahh! Ahhh! Hey, honey! I’m going to run out of breath and die! Khehehehehehehe!”

“Pu-huh. Margarita. Excuse me, pu-huh!”

Tried to kill two people laughing.

“Lord, let’s die… We’ll die. We’ll die…”

One was driven to death by shame.

“Uhhhhh! I’m going to die!”

In this way, the second dark history of Monohorn was stuffed deep into Jose and Margarita’s minds.

– 2 –

Right before Monohorn’s death, the Cuelvos desperately apologized.

Thanks to that, the tragedy of Monohorn ending his life by suicide did not occur.

“…I mean. Did everyone understand?”

“Yes…”

And Jose wholeheartedly gave Monohorn various advice so that he could adapt to this unfamiliar world.

Of course, it was filled with the meaning of an apology for laughter.

This time, Monohorn also listened to his advice seriously and realized how precariously he was living.

Apart from that, he has now been stuffed with two or a first-time couple in a row with a dark history.

So, despite the unrequited warm kindness of the Cuelvos, he was just ashamed, ashamed, regretful, and upset.

He wanted to leave as soon as possible.

“Can I go now?”

“You can leave anytime as long as your pants are dry and you give me back mine.”

But Monohorn didn’t have spare pants.

He borrowed José’s trousers and wore them until his own, which he had washed and hung out, dried.

“Ugh… Yes… I’ll take care of you until your clothes dry.”

Even if I wanted to leave now, I couldn’t get up.

Jose’s pants were so big that his ankles were dragging, and when he let go of his grip on his waist, the pants came off.

“Hey, Monohorn. Did you say your real name is Kim Jin? Uh, according to your hometown, your last name is Kim and your first name is Jin?”

Margarita noticed that Mono Horn was not very sane after a series of traumatic events.

She put aside her anger at Monohorn’s rudeness for a moment and decided to forgive him.

“Yes, sister.”

Still, she was only 21 years old, and she could never tolerate the title of aunt.

So, as Monohon strictly pushed him to call him sister, the title he desired stuck to his lips.

“Then, can I call you Jina?”

“Yes.”

“Jinah. When I first saw you, common sense knows how rude you were, right?”

“Yes, I’m sorry. Heuuuuu…”

When Margarita affectionately addressed her in the way of her hometown, Mono Horn could not control her fluctuating emotions.

“I’m not asking for another apology. But remember, this isn’t where you used to live. An insult like that could be murderous enough here.”

“Yes…”

“And we are participants. If you die, Urmama will die. If Urmama dies, you will die too. How absurd would it be if someone died because of such trivial things, and the other person died as well?”

“I’ll keep that in mind, sister.”

“Yes. By all means, let’s survive until the end. No matter how much Regal acts like a dog, we must survive. And I hope that we can live happily together with Urmama and go back to our hometown holding hands with Urmama, sincerely.”

“Huh… Yes, yes…”

“Yo, hero…! Ooh, don’t cry! Maman is here…!”

When Monohorn choked and cried, Urmama also cried.

Looking at them, Margarita thought of her younger brothers whom she had left behind in her hometown, and patted them on the head.

“Heh, hehe! Keheheum! Kehehehehehe!”

Then Jose, who was displeased with the way he stroked the head of an extramarital man, coughed excessively.

“My dear, shall we go to rest now?”

“Kyaaha~♬ My honey, are you jealous of comforting the kids?”

Margarita, who could not be unaware of José’s intentions, stood up and stroked his head, face, and nape.

The look of discomfort faded from Jose’s face.

“Kuhm! Not necessarily. It’s too late. Now we need to rest, both them and us.”

“Ahahaha! Our jealous honey is cute too~♬”

Margarita took Jose’s arms and stepped out of the cave.

Inside the cave, only the sobbing of a young couple lingered.

– 3 –

“Honey.”

“Yes, Margarita.”

“I hope they don’t fall victim to Regal’s terrible machinations.”

“Neither do I.”

They pitched a tent near the entrance to the cave and lay hugging each other.

“Those kids, it must be very difficult to endure to the end, right?”

“It will. I can’t imagine how much those little kids will suffer in this skirmish that may end anytime soon, no matter how much we help.”

“Shall we go out together? Honey, what do you think?”

Jose thought seriously about Margarita’s impulsive suggestion, and answered after a while.

“…I think it will be difficult.”

“Why do you think so?”

“If you take them with you, it will be difficult to help the participants as Margarita planned.”

Margarita flinched at José’s point.

“Ah… Well, it’s okay if it’s just the two of us, but it’s too much for them to move together, honey, isn’t it?”

“Yes. If they move separately, the difference between them is too great in terms of mobility.”

“If mobility is solved, will there be other problems?”

“I put Margarita’s safety first. It’s going to be hard to manage while protecting those kids.”

Margarita eventually agreed with Jose’s judgment.

She was heavy-hearted.

“Later. Sometime later. What do you think of us being the main axis and creating a coalition of people with special powers against Regal? Well, even if it’s not Regal, we can use our special powers and fight together against external threats to extort.” It’s about creating an organization that does that.”

After seriously thinking about this, Jose replied.

“It would be possible if I could gather participants who have developed this ability to gather information similarly to my love and those who can communicate. But, that too is negative for me.”

“Ugh. Today, honey keeps objecting, but I won’t do it without a reason, so I’d like to hear the reason.”

José answered, looking quietly into Margarita’s eyes.

“It’s an organization that was destined for catastrophe from the start.”

“Ah… I understand what you mean. I’m sorry, I disturbed you with useless talk.”

José smiled at Margarita, who was slightly downcast.

“No. My love is a proposal that I brought out with a good heart because I have a kind face, body, and mind. As long as we are not in danger and we do our best, enough things will get better. It will definitely happen. Will.”

At José’s warm consolation, Margarita buried her face in his chest and felt a deep sense of fullness.

Her sense of fullness lasted through the night.