Chapter 238 – 238. Ada’s I’m Still Alive (7)
– One –
Turururu…
Turururu…
Turururu…
– Who, oh… Monohorn, was it you?
“Eh. You get it so damn early.”
Monohorn’s planting seemed somehow ferocious, so Viscount Uwebol swallowed dry saliva.
But he didn’t apologize right away.
It was because I felt it was time to completely change the direction of our mutual relationship in order to escape from being dragged around every time I talked to Monohorn.
– Oh, no, don’t you guys also call me back after a while every time I contact you?
“So you’re doing well now?”
– That…
However, Monohorn was not satisfied.
It was because he was a man who had mastered the Hell-Joseon style sweet potato painting method.
“I feel down.”
– Mi, I’m sorry.
“What are you sorry about?”
– That, so, I’m sorry for everything.
Monohorn frowns.
“I told you not to say sorry? Do you know what you did wrong?!”
– Oh no…
In fact, there never was.
On the contrary, there was a time when I was severely scolded by Monohorn for not apologising.
“Why the hell do you do something to be sorry? And how many times have you already said you’re sorry?”
– Ha, yup… !
Viscount Uweboll was about to let out a long sigh, but stopped abruptly as he saw the cold glow in Monohorn’s eyes.
“Sigh? Did you sigh just now?”
– It’s not like that.
“Okay. You’re always like this. Meet me for this?”
– Turn it off…
Viscount Uwebol puts on a breathless expression.
In fact, as if he was choking, his clothes were crumpled under his collar as he grabbed his chest.
The corners of Monohorn’s eyes soar into the sky.
Even for Viscount Uwebol, worn out in politics, Hell-Joseon-style sweet potato speech seemed too harmful to the inhabitants of this world.
Colleagues laugh wryly as they watch Viscount Uweboll converse with him.
They felt a great sense of relief that Monohorn was on their side.
“You’ve lost your original intention. It’s disappointing.”
– I, I, did everything wrong,
“Don’t go overboard like that, tell me specifically what you did wrong!”
– …
Viscount Uwevol was sincerely sorry.
It was because he couldn’t remember what he had done wrong to Mono Horn.
– My, if I’ve done something wrong,
“It’s okay, stop it. I don’t want to hear from you anymore.”
– Ji, I sincerely apologize,
“Ha… That’s okay. I’ll stop.”
Mono Horn turns her body.
Thump, thump, thump.
Viscount Uwe Boll seemed to strike him in the chest.
If he had a cold beer, would the stuffiness he felt go away?
I didn’t know.
– Oh no, talk now,
“Don’t hold on to me.”
Monohorn disappeared from Viscount Uweboll’s display panel.
– Her…
Viscount Uwevol lets out a broken moan.
He had important issues to discuss with the saintess’s party, so those feelings were all the more intense.
The moment he was about to end his communication with a sigh,
“How could you not catch me on my way?”
– 100 million… !
Monohorn suddenly returned.
– Oh no, that’s what I said,
“Really our relationship, think again.”
Mono Horn finally said what he wanted to say.
– …
Viscount Uwevol had to seriously consider whether his words were a mockery or the truth.
Monohorn had played with him many times before, but it was the first time he really talked about resetting the mutual relationship.
– That…
“Why? Anything to say? You’re really nasty.”
– …
It wasn’t a day or two for Monohorn to mock him.
And it was true that he looked light.
But Viscount Uweboll knows very well that he alone has enough influence to twist the alliance.
The proportion he occupied in the saintess’ party was by no means insignificant.
No, he might rather be the biggest one.
– I think it’s too hasty a decision. Has anything upset us?
“No, do you say that now? One of these with my daughter.”
Thud!
Monohorn kicked the ultra-long-distance communication magic tool.
“You’re saying you’ve fulfilled your responsibility as an ally by throwing it away, right now?”
– It matters,
“Whether or not, should we care about that? You said you would reduce the number of Imperial troops participating in the war? Did it decrease? Rather than decrease, it seems to have increased? You said you would overturn public opinion about being accused of being behind the rebels? To our sister Ada Public opinion about it is the worst right now? Rumors that it’s fake are going around like fuckin’? They say they’ll provide manpower, money, and food just in case?
– Uh…
Viscount Uwe Boll, as if showing no respect, turned his head away and avoided Mono Horn’s eyes.
Actually it didn’t do anything.
“Huh? Are you rolling your eyes, is this?”
– Keuhum, keuhum! I’m sorry. Since His Highness the Crown Prince was kidnapped, we too,
Flash!
Fire erupted from Monohorn’s eyes.
Viscount Uwe Boll reflexively shrugged his shoulders.
“You spoke well. Yes, she made a good appearance by sending the bastard out of the palace in this city. Did your housekeeping get better thanks to that?”
– You’re not being too rude.
“If you have the mental head to point out rudeness, don’t you have to do 360 head spins of gratitude with your head on the gravel, whether you grab your dick and reflect? It’s a broken bastard! You’re Seebural, have you helped us to help you get my baby, have you been able to repay you? Huh?
– …
Viscount Uwevol’s face turned black.
“Do these bastards have a conscience? Hey, thanks to the fact that we taught you the location where the asshole of Prince Neg was tied up and robbed so fucking early, we saved that bastard’s butthole while it could still be asshole! You saved it a little later. That’s it. The asshole should have been specially called an automatic door! It’s just that, there’s no obstruction when going in and out of shit or cock? Huh!?”
Viscount Uweboll frowned.
But now it is extremely disadvantageous.
And there are things left to ask for.
It was not yet the time to attack.
He wasn’t that clumsy.
– I’m sorry. A case in point, even now
“Yeah, I have to get down first and give them all the attention to bow, shouting loudly and then bowing, huh? Anyways, when I see the nug emperor’s tail, saying that a fucking bastard like that is the most competent, It’s worth knowing, worth knowing!”
Viscount Uwevol was silent.
I knew the intentions of Monohorn, no, the saintess’ party.
Resetting the relationship.
It was clear that they were not unilaterally terminating communications because that was the goal, not the severance of relations.
If he had truly tried to sever the relationship, Monohorn would have cut off her long-distance communication and smashed her ultra-long-distance communication magic tool.
– Kheum, kahum! Apologize again I’m taking on too many things, and I haven’t taken it into account. Before the war starts, I’ll somehow send you the promised aid, so stop your anger.
“I don’t know you want to get this trivial support? No, and you don’t do anything you do, but you always ask for a lot! You even gave a speech on the way! But they don’t even give you a reward again. You’re a dickhead, your head’s like a dick, you look like a dick, you don’t even give me a reward that’s worth a rat’s dick, but you’re fucking pampering me again? Mommy , shit!”
– … Then what the hell do you want?
“Do I have to tell you every single thing? You’re so ignorant?!”
– Turn it off…
Tung, Tung, Tung.
Viscount Uwe Boll strikes him in the chest once more.
As if the area where he had been struck was quite painful, his eyebrows were furrowed beyond measure.
It was evident that he had been wounded both physically and mentally by Mono Hon’s words and his own self-torture.
“Yeah, since you’re such a jerk, what am I going to do here. This generous body will tell you exactly what we want.”
– Boo, please tell me.
Monohorn’s smile deepened.
Viscount Uwevol felt uneasy.
“The coordinates of the Imperial forces participating in this war by date and their intended location. The number and status of enlisted soldiers of the nobles who participated in the war and the troops sent out by the Order. Do it. Let the rear supply know. If you can’t do that much, I won’t meet you.”
– That, it’s…
Viscount Uweboll’s eyes twitched.
Soon he makes up his mind.
– It’s difficult right now, so could you wait a bit? I’ll have someone under me get the information you asked for. It’s not my job, so I can’t get that information right away. But I bet it won’t take long.
“Heung! I won’t wait long!”
Mono Horn crosses his arms and turns his head.
Seeing his pout, Viscount Uwevol felt like vomiting.
– All right. Please wait a moment. I’ll give it to my subordinate and come back.
“Ok.”
Mono Horn nods his head, and he disappears out of the display panel.
As Mono Horn turns his head, his peers out of sight raise his thumbs up.
With her twinkling eyes shining, Ur Mama held her hands together.
Monohorn smiles and nods at them.
Monohorn’s nose seemed to be getting higher and higher.
– Uhm. Could you wait for me for about 30 minutes? Fortunately, someone below him said that he had gathered information related to him in advance.
Viscount Uweboll is back.
As if he had hurriedly ran away, sweat was seeping from his forehead.
“Yes, what.”
– So, can we talk for a while while we wait?
“Yes, what.”
Mono Horn gave the same answer, nodding his head indifferently.
Viscount Uwevol calmed his rising anger and carefully opened his mouth.
– Why did you stop speaking from yesterday?
“You know what to do.”
– Oh no… Still, it was a pact as an alliance, but if you unilaterally break it like that,
“You did a good job keeping the promise you made as an ally, huh?”
– …
Viscount Uwevol was going mad.
He is emperor
As much as he is loyal to the emperor and the imperial family, there is an emperor behind him.
Because he was able to legally borrow the emperor’s authority, he was always in the position of superior.
So he had no memory of being treated so violently in his life.
He may have been at a political disadvantage, but he had never been treated so insignificantly.
He felt like his stomach was going to hurt.
“Do you think you’re on top? You thought you would be the top if you were in a relationship of power, right? It’s always been that way, didn’t it?”
– …
“So, if you don’t keep your promise, it would have been easy for the other person you had a relationship with to keep your promise. You’ve always been like that. By the way, Sibal, are you going to do that to me too? Yes, okay. Try it.”
– …
“Would you like to try?”
– …
There is a deep crevice near Viscount Uwevol’s mandible.
He seemed to be grinding his teeth.
Monohorn smirks.
“If you can’t do it, fuck it, fuck it. A bastard that’s not even a big deal, crawls and whimpers and barks like it’s at home somewhere…”
– … So, because we didn’t keep the pact, you guys broke the pact too?
Viscount Uwevol pretended not to see it, pretended not to hear it.
It was his best.
“Isn’t that obvious, you fucker?”
– … If we keep our promise, can we resume our speech at any time?
“Why us?”
– No, even so, it was a promise,
“After seeing that Ng kept all of his promises, I think the war will start by the time we start speaking again, but do we still have to do it? Don’t go to war and fuck your mouth and get pushed away?”
Viscount Uwevol always senses that the cunning fellow is the problem.
If I could, I wanted to kill him first, even now.
“You didn’t even prevent the Imperial Army from participating in the war properly. Now we have to prepare for war, why are you coming here again and licking your teeth? In your eyes, it seems that we really looked like a bitch, a hogu, and a small person?”
– Whoa… Got it. If you are so misunderstood, I won’t discuss the matter any further. As you wish, stop now.
“It sucks, it sucks, it’s very…”
Monohorn shook his head.
His speech was always unpleasant.
Every word of his speech always smells of pretense and deceit.
He will show his sincerity to himself as well as to his allies, the Imperial faction and his own limbs.
But it doesn’t go towards them.
So Monohorn disgusted him.
The fact that he intended to use them to the fullest and then throw them away was too obvious to his eyes.
– And I want to ask you one more question.
“What?”
– By any chance, did the ultra-long-distance communication magic tool get damaged during transportation? The reception sensitivity of the communication from this side is too poor.
Hijac.
Monohorn’s philtrum becomes longer.
“It’s not?”
– Then, did you guys arbitrarily remodel or manipulate it without assembling it according to the prescribed procedure?
“Isn’t that too?”
Glance.
Mono Horn turns his gaze slightly towards his allies.
He didn’t turn his head, but as everyone was listening intently to Viscount Uwe Boll’s conversation, his comrades immediately noticed Mono Horn’s gaze.
They nodded slightly to Monohorn, as if leaving it to Monohorn’s judgment.
“Isn’t the equipment too old?”
– It’s not. It was developed by the best scholars of the Imperial Academy who are loyal to the Imperial Family, and it is the latest equipment that can communicate without difficulty even to a place farther than the distance between the Imperial Palace and you. As long as the intermediate relay is not damaged,
“Then I guess it’s gone.”
– If that happens, we can know that the repeater has been damaged.
Monohorn’s smile grew thicker.
Viscount Uwevol felt somehow uneasy.
“Hey. Is it true that the reception sensitivity is really low?”
– Yes.
“Really? Is it true that communication sensitivity is low?”
– I said yes.
“Chuckle!”
Monohorn grabs the boat and starts laughing.
Viscount Uwevol’s eyes trembled.
“Hey. Stop acting. Everything came out great from the beginning.”
– … What does that mean… ?
Viscount Uwebol forced himself to feign composure.
“It’s not that communication sensitivity is low, it’s because clairvoyance, voyeurism, and eavesdropping magic tools aren’t working, isn’t it?”
His eyes widen as if they would tear.
– Sigh.
Viscount Uwevol had to grit his teeth to hide the bursting astonishment.
– Turn off…
“Surprised, idiot. Why? Did you think we wouldn’t know?”
– That, what it is,
His front teeth were painted red.
“No, hey. I heard that this should be placed on top of the roof of my house. So I tried to assemble and install it, but what is this? Location coordinate specific magic tool, clairvoyance magic tool, video recording magic tool, voice recording magic tool, information storage magic tool, information Do you have a sending magic tool?”
– Huh… !
Viscount Uwevol’s face went white.
“Besides, this, even the energy concentrating magic tool, has a model that produces excessive output. Wasn’t it for the purpose of observing us 24 hours a day and collecting information, even in a standby state?”
– …
“The purpose was to transmit video and recorded audio recorded hourly, and collect our every move with an hour difference, right?”
– Nope…
“Are you pooping, you bastard? Hey, didn’t we ask for an ultra-long-distance communication magic tool? Huh? We conspired in advance to reverse public opinion with it and deprive the Imperial Army of the justification for participating in the war. You bastard. No matter how crazy it may be, don’t you remember that much?”
– …
“So I ordered a super-long-range magic tool, and what kind of punishment, useless thing came? You’ve been wasting your time putting in some crazy function? Huh? Before that, Ada-sama would have started her speech long ago. Before the Crown Prince was kidnapped, before the system was besieged by fake rebels, he would have exposed the rebels to the public from the start! Then things wouldn’t be so fucking different. Will you? Huh?”
– …
“It’s completely messed up because you ruined time by saying you’d do stupid stupid things, how are you going to take responsibility for that? Huh?!”
Viscount Uwevol lowered his head.
Monohorn did not know in advance why Viscount Uwebol sent the magic tool for ultra-long distance communication late.
He merely pointed out the reason, but Viscount Uweboll made no refutation about it.
Thus, it is safe to assume that his conjecture is in accordance with the facts.
“Even though I knew you were trying to secretly spy on us, wouldn’t it make us look like idiots if we left it as it is? So of course we covered it.
– …
“Hey. You fucking bastard. We knew that, but we fulfilled our responsibilities as an alliance. But Neg-“
– Hello, you guys.
Viscount Uwe Boll cut off Mono Horn and opened his mouth.
He still had his head down.
– It’s trash that can’t be with.
“What…?”
– Seeing how you dared to obtain the Empire’s top secrets through illegal means and not even voluntarily report it in advance, you must be scoundrels who look down on the authority of the Empire and His Majesty the Emperor.
“What bullshit is this?!”
Monohorn looked at him with a bewildered face and shouted.
All of the colleagues who were listening to their conversation seemed to feel the same way as Monohorn.
– Our relationship is now so broken that trust is hard to turn back. All of this was caused by you, so please don’t feel unfair.
“Hey, hey, you fucking bastard!”
– Break the alliance with you.
“Yaaaaagh!”
Piririk.
Communication is terminated.
“Gyaaaaa!”
Mono Horn rips off his head and glows.
His associates approach and surround him.
“Monohon~ Why are you so angry~? Huh~?”
“Hero, do you want to touch Chichi?”
“It’s all right, Monohorn. It was going to be like this anyway. That’s what Lord Lampage used to be.”
“Monohon, I’ll cook you something delicious for dinner, so take it easy.”
“You did good enough, Monohorn. It’s okay.”
Women wrap around Monohorn and soothe him.
The men stare at Monohorn’s red-hot face from afar.
“Gyaaaaagh! Me! I should have woken up first!”
Men look at Monohorn with absurd eyes.
“Brother…”
“Is that why you’re angry, Monohorn?”
“Monohon, more childish than Benison…”
The women hugged Monohorn even tighter as if they understood his feelings and sympathized with him.
Flash!
Monohorn looks back at Jose.
“Older brother!”
“Tell me, brother.”
“Could you fucking cut that thing in half? Could you cut it in half lengthwise?!”
Mono Horn shouts with her eyes overflowing with madness.
Jose nodded his head heavily.
“It was unpleasant stuff anyway. I’ll break it up right away, so get back with them.”
“Yes! Sisters, don’t worry! Go back!”
“Yeah!”
“Yes!”
Monohorn takes the women and steps back.
Sureureung.
Huung.
José takes out the Battle Ax from his back.
It was less palatable than his favorite mace, but it had its own charm at the moment it split in half, so it was a weapon he often used.
Since he had just carried it, he was able to easily fulfill Mono Horn’s request.
Whoops!
Jose’s muscles swell.
Both his upper and lower body, his muscles expand in volume.
The faces of the women who look at it secretly heat up.
Whoops!
Jose grabs the Battle X with both hands and raises it above his head.
The biceps and triceps of both arms swell even more.
The moment his pectoralis major muscle twitched,
Thud!
He takes a big step forward with his right foot.
“Haaaaap!”
Cheering,
Whee-ae-ae-ae-ae-aek!
Swing the battle ax vigorously.
Kwajijijijijik!
A huge battle ax is thrust down vertically.
Aaaaagh!
Patter.
As if the Battle X did not feel any resistance, the magic tool for ultra-long distance communication lightly split it vertically.
Debris flutters.
Damn it.
Thud.
The life of the magic tools for ultra-long-distance communication came to a complete end on the exclusive high-altitude cradle that Monohorn had made out of tree trunks.
“On my way home, I’ll throw that down into the river.”
“Will the water snakes die or get hurt?”
Ada looks down at the river and asks Monohorn.
Mono Horn smiled sweetly and shook her head.
“They make more, well. But if you’re worried, Ada-sister can use some strength on them.”
“Is that so? I think that’ll make you feel better. But Monohorn, gently put the wreckage into the river. Monohorn can do that.”
“Yeah! Then, finish up and go in quickly to rest!”
Monohorn had this ability, Ada had divine power, and they each turned to the river and released their own power.
The river began to boil with death.