Eros Paradise

Chapter 28

Eros Paradise

In the year 5000 of the goddess calendar, the goddess prepares an event to transfer the throne to her children.She selects 100 couples of sub-races and pure-races and holds a contest for the throne of love, The Eros Paradise, in order to hand over the throne to the couple who share the highest and purest love.But the goddess was naive, and she overlooked the cruel desires of humans.Rather than misinterpreting the goddess’ intentions and sharing her affection, the participants cheat her blessings by using loopholes in the rules and expedients.And the participants struggle to ascend to the divine throne by controlling and eliminating rivals rather than cultivating love between husband and wife.There is no way to deal with it, and the wheel of Eros Paradise’s long journey, which has been messed up from the start, rolls without hesitation.

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Chapter 28 – 28. The Second Adaptation Period of the Other World Summoner

– One –

“What about the numbers?”

Calvados asked Martel.

“Three. No, four.”

“It must still be a safe zone?”

“You can’t blindly trust dead data.”

“That’s right. Jin, don’t be afraid. Prepare for chanting.”

Calvados, the avant-garde, raised his shield and stood guard.

But don’t overpower it.

As soon as the RBI touches the shield, it is always just a moderate amount of tension to gently shed the impact.

“Come.”

Martell knows his role within his party is to guide and spot enemies.

That’s why I don’t care much when other people have stupid conversations.

This is because he must always be vigilant and faithful to his role.

As long as they are faithful to their roles in battle, they don’t care whether they chatter or walk naked and stand on their hands.

“Be faithful to your role. If you do something stupid, I’ll give you a hole in the back of your head.”

In other words, he hated those who couldn’t be faithful to his role the most.

Of course, judging by the fact that they’ve been at the same party for weeks, it’s clear that they’re still doing their job.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

It was only now that the front and rear guards could see four strange bipedal creatures running towards them.

It resembled a human, but in many ways it had a non-human form.

As if he had jaundice, the whites of his eyes were bright yellow, and his irises were bloody.

Tears of blood were constantly flowing from his eyes, and the color of his leather was black.

The ears were pointed and long, and the nose was snub-nosed.

The teeth had no even corners at all, and sharp teeth protruded out of the mouth as if looking at a shark’s mouth.

Its thick claws, like those of a beast, grew one span and were extremely sharp.

“It’s a Puppet! Two are bonded, one is kept in check!”

As soon as Calvados identifies his enemy, he gives instructions.

“Keyyak! Keiyaaaaa!”

The puppet screams and runs.

“He who is darker than the twilight, who is redder than the blood flowing in my body…!”

You don’t need to memorize a spell to manifest this ability, but Monohorn entered a fake spell chant to save the details of pretending to be a disguised shaman.

“Dondegirigiri, moneydegirigiri, moneydedondedonde…”

Urmama also entered the fake incantation that Monohorn had taught her.

Originally, she wanted to teach her a spell that would explode with more dexterity, but this amount of spells was the limit for her memorization power.

“Now!”

Calvados requests to activate a spell.

Woo woo woo woo!
Quadang!

Monohorn and Urmama each took charge of the puppets, growing wild plant vines and tripping them over their legs.

Weeeee!
Hooked!

As soon as they confirm that the two successfully fall, Martel shoots an arrow into the knee joint of the puppet in front.

Its pace slows down.

“Kak! Kaaaaa!”

When the leg didn’t move as expected, it went mad.

However, getting angry did not speed up his steps.

“Good!”

Calvados faces only one puppet.

“Kayak!”

Puppet runs.

Bang!

Calvados gave the shield the proper strength and let its charge flow sideways.

Quadang!
Chump chump chump!

The puppet glides across the ground vigorously.

“Cup, cup! Kayaaaaagh!”

The moment the puppet is about to stand up spitting out sand and pebbles,

Hooked!

Martell’s arrow pierces the leather on the nape of its neck.

“Kishit! Kiheeeee…”

The puppet’s eyes, which had been burning with blood, slowly went out.

“Three left!”

The two fallen puppets struggle to untie the tangled vine.

Each additional chant by Monohorn and Urmama adds another layer of vines.

They haven’t risen from the floor yet.

“Khehek! Khehek!”

Puppet, who was hit by an arrow in the leg, can’t beat himself and gasps.

More than struggling with a limp, it seemed like he was venting a tantrum.

“Check the rest! Whoop!”

Calvados charges forward with a round shield.

Doo doo doo doo doo!

It was like a galloping horse.

There was no way a monster with broken knees could avoid Calvados’ shield charge.

Bang!

After a fierce collision,

Quadang!
Kwa-cham-chwan-chwan!

The puppet falls over and rolls around as if sweeping the floor.

“Keheuk! Keluk! Kek! Kkehek!”

As if its lungs had suffered a great shock, it could not come to its senses, and was still coughing.

Wearing heavy armor, the power of Calvados’s shield charge, which received the weight of his armor plus his own weight, was terrible.

To Monohorn, it was no different from a car accident involving a head-on collision with a speeding delivery truck.

Its limbs were already twisted into an unusual shape.

Bubbly.

Calvados, who approached leisurely, grabbed his sword in reverse and set it down.

Shia!

It stabs hard into the larynx.

“Kihi! Kisit…”

With the sound of air escaping through the new hole in the neck, it dies.

Now there are only two left.

“Let’s finish.”

At Calvados’s instruction, Monohorn and Urmama tighten the vine stems.

“Cheuk, couck!”

“Keruk!”

Crunchy!
Wooded Deuk!

You can hear the bones all over the puppet crunching.

As if the sound was a bit horrifying, Martell frowned and turned her head slightly.

Their dark red bodily fluid spreads across the floor.

Breathing becomes quieter

“Boundary.”

“I’ve never had any more access.”

“Let’s rest for a while.”

“Whoah~”

Monohorn lay flat on his bed.

Actually, it wasn’t hard at all, but it was because I put in the setting that it was tiring to use her witchcraft consecutively.

“Heheh♬”

Ur Mama quickly lays down next to him and spreads Mono Horn’s arm to cut her arm pillow.

Calvados and Martell sat down, keeping their weapons nearby so they could wake up at any time.

“It’s a little terrifying, but it’s always interesting to see it.”

Martell opened his mouth in an unusual non-combat situation.

“Huh? What do you mean?”

“Your magic.”

“Is it our witchcraft?”

Monohorn’s back drenched in cold sweat, wondering if Martell had noticed that he was a person with special abilities, in other words, a participant in Eros Paradise.

“I’ve had a party with another shaman before, and I’m saying this because the shamanism they use and the form of manifestation are very different.”

“Uh, um. So this is the vision of our Tondeke School,”

“Ah, I’m not interrogating you. I just admired its versatility and power.”

Monohorn let out a sigh of relief as she smiled obediently and complimented her without digging deeper.

“Hero, I’m hungry!”

“It’s already meal time.”

Calvados, who had been quietly watching their conversation, intervened.

“It looks like there won’t be any more monsters approaching for the time being, so let’s take care of the nose of the puppet that will be used as a token. Let’s eat after that.”

“Yes~!”

At Calvados’s instruction, Urmama responded in a friendly way and jumped up.

“Our Mamang~ is young~♬”

Then, while singing the song Monohorn had taught them, they excitedly began to cut off the nose of the monster they caught, the puppet.

Monohorn approached and snatched her retaining knife.

“Give it to me, my dear. Your hands are stained with blood.”

Mono Horn slashed her own throat and her ur mama’s share.

“Ugh, dirty.”

Mono Horn took mucus from the monster’s nostrils (presumably her runny nose) and her long nose, which was a mixture of her blood, and put it in the bag it came with.

The others have also finished dismembering, so they drag the puppet’s corpse and throw it behind a rock.

After discarding the corpse, one round of monster hunting was over.

“Hero, wash your hands~”

Ur Mama holds out her canteen and pours water into Mono Horn’s hand.

I spill a little, wash it roughly, and rub it on my clothes.

“Finished! Now, let’s eat!”

They had a late breakfast and lunch outdoors.

– 2 –

“I’m tired.”

Monohorn’s eyes widened.

At dusk, just before the gate to the garrison was closed, they were able to return.

After participating, he went through four battles and hunted a total of seventeen monsters.

Even if using this ability wasn’t too taxing on the body, the tension of repeated battles and the continuation of the long march was enough to be tiring.

“Still, today’s results are good. Thirteen puppets and four crawlers. That’s three days worth of results in one day. With this enough, you can take a day off tomorrow.”

“Haa, sick sick. What is that bastard’s money? Whether it’s there or here, damn it…”

The dirt spoon that crossed dimensions grumbled.

Seeing that, Calvados smiled softly.

“I have to eat and live. To feed my wife and raise my children. More than that, I hear rumors that you guys are so hot every night?”

“Ahem! We’re a bit friendly♬ If you’re envious, get married quickly, too~♬”

Mono Horn’s face flushed at the rumors of their love affair, but Ur Mama puffed out her breasts proudly.

Bouncing around

“Huh, that’s understandable. Well, even if I’m envious. I’m saying what to do when I have a child, but I don’t know. If the devil leaves after having a child, our party history will become ambiguous.”

Monohorn couldn’t talk about being blessed with infertility because they were both participants.

So, after thinking desperately,

“That, uh. I, that, that. That, there’s a seedless watermelon. That.”

Self-destructed

“Pu-fu-hap! What is it? Are you a eunuch?”

Calvados laughed loudly.

A passer-by stops and looks back at Monohorn.

“Ah, no! A eunuch! I’m a eunuch! That doesn’t make sense! I’m perfectly fine!”

Calvados giggled and chuckled.

“I heard that a nobleman with one ruptured egg got a son during the battle, so you must have both ruptured. Ahahahaha!”

“Oh, no!”

“Sure! We have two eggs, our warrior! And how cute they shriveled up when touched with cold hands?!”

As Urmama loudly testifies of her faith in the health of Monohorn’s balls, passers-by point at the two and giggle.

“Ah, no, hopefully! That, it’s not a story to make it that big…!”

For Monohorn, who grew up with the conservative values ​​that taboo Hell-Joseon sex, the current situation was embarrassing.

‘And why do you say it’s cute, damn it… ! Everyone is staring!’

While Mono Horn thought that she just wanted her to shut up, she was thinking about how to deal with this.

“If it’s clear that there’s no hindrance to the battle, I’ll stop rudely revealing other people’s couple’s private affairs.”

Martell politely rebuked Calvados.

“Keuheum. No, you can joke about something. Don’t be too firm.”

Calvados looked at the distant mountain and tried to sneak over.

“Apologize. Although you are still young, you are the head of a family. If you humiliate and humiliate your husband in front of his wife, it is right to apologize to both of you.”

Martell calmly pushed Calvados by talking only logically like a knife.

Seeing that, Ur Mama made her eyes shine brightly.

“Oh, sister, you’re great!”

Urmama, with her Hell-Joseon sensibility, became intoxicated with the so-called girl crush mulberry taste.

“Kuhmm. Curham. That, I was harsh. I apologize, Jin. I’m sorry for insulting your husband, mamang.”

When Calvados apologized while being embarrassed, Urmama and Monohon appropriately accepted the apology.

Having escaped the crisis, Monohorn left Calvados to pay her wages and silently ran to the inn.

Following Monohorn, Urmama bid farewell to those who remained.

“Unni, mister, then see you the day after tomorrow~!”

“No, why is Martel the older sister and I the uncle?!”

“Melong~! He’s old and ugly, so he’s a mister!”

“Cheer, cooer!”

Calvados (27 years old, uncle) was deeply hurt by Urmama’s cruel words.

So he added something that didn’t have to be said,

“Martell is twenty-nine! She’s two years older than me,”

Quick!

“Cuck!”

In the square in front of the gate, I had to face the knee-kick full of rage from Martel, who was openly and compulsorily verified for my age.

That’s how their daily life ends another day.

– 3 –

It was late in the afternoon when Regal was reading a report in her office.

Smart smart

“Come in.”

The butler entered his office.

He gave a silent bow as a greeting and immediately posted a report.

“Your Highness, an urgent report has come up from the operative who was inspecting the presumed person number 16.”

“Report.”

I took my eyes off the report and looked at the butler.

“As a result of close surveillance for over a month, the operative reported that he was certain that he was number 16, judging from his appearance considering disguise, infertility, heterogeneous plant magic, and frivolous behavior.”

“I see. What about the expected number of people required for killing and capturing?”

“It is estimated that a single agent can be dispatched when killing, and at least 6 people will be needed as first-class combat agents when captured.”

Regal’s eyes shone.

“Is that enough?”

“Yes. Their versatility, scalability, and power are so great that I have reported that there is no other way than to attack them head-on or to attack them with a large number when attempting to capture them.”

“Then, these are the test subjects that must be collected. Isn’t it a lottery ticket that guarantees winning?”

“Yes. However, as it is an overly powerful ability, we added an analysis that it is easily exhausted when using this ability and the delay time is considerable when reusing it.”

“I see. Is that why you decided that 6 people would be enough?”

Regal thought for a moment.

“Apply ten more people.”

“Are you talking about ten?”

“The captain organizes the special express.”

“Excess power input.”

Regal laughed.

“It’s better than not having enough.”

“It could draw too much attention and provide an excuse for the imperial faction to attack.”

“They won’t have the energy to waste on two lowly people.”

“All right.”

The head butler finished his report and tried to leave, but Regal stopped him.

“Instruct them to dispose of these as they leave.”

Regal looked at three sheets of papers with personal information on the person.

All three were researchers from the Regal family’s research institute.

“Suddenly… Is something happening?”

Regal smiled brightly.

“I saw it.”

“… Yes…?”

The butler was puzzled by Regal’s bottomless remarks, and asked an unusual question.

Regal smiled generously and spoke proudly to the butler.

“I saw their desire.”

“May I ask what your desire is…?”

“The desire to achieve justice. The desire to expose the truth. The desire to leak technology.”

“… I don’t think he ordered the destruction simply because he had a desire…”

The butler couldn’t hide his agitation and kept blurring his words.

“Isn’t it obvious. Around the time when the color of their desires became darker than a certain point, I ordered the temple.”

The butler swallowed his saliva.

I was worried that my desires might already be read.

“We’ve confirmed the circumstances of trying to make behind-the-scenes contacts with the emperor’s faction, media outlets, and the head of the Imperial Central Research Institute. Although we haven’t had a meeting yet, the motive of desire and the circumstantial evidence of action. Wouldn’t these two be enough reasons to discard them?”

The butler’s legs trembled regardless of the doctor.

“I see your desires too.”

The butler’s trembling spread throughout his body.

“But I am sure that your desires will not exceed your fear of me. Are you not such a person?”

The owner of the house frantically nodded his head without even answering.

“That’s why I trust you. You’re too timid to make foolish choices, and you know me too well.”

Regal’s smile grew wider.

The butler’s trembling increased.

“The butler.”

“Yes, yes…!”

“You only need to answer once, butler.”

Regal was silent for a moment, choosing her words.

“I’m not going to tell you to make wise choices if you don’t want to end up like them. Aren’t you taking care of yourself? Haha.”

Dump.

As Regal laughed out loud, the butler’s legs gave out and he sat down.

“Oops. Make some nourishing tonic. I don’t know if you’re overdoing it these days.”

Regal gets up and approaches the butler.

Throbbing, pounding!

The butler’s heart beat quickened.

“Wake up.”

Regal kindly raised the butler upright, but the butler’s trembling showed no signs of abating.

“If you do exactly what you’re told to do, you won’t be scrapped. Did you understand?”

The butler nodded and left his office as if running away.

“Won, it’s weak.”

Left alone, he smiles.

“Oh, is it already this time? I have to go to my wife now.”

The lights go out in Regal’s office.

Eros Paradise

In the year 5000 of the goddess calendar, the goddess prepares an event to transfer the throne to her children.She selects 100 couples of sub-races and pure-races and holds a contest for the throne of love, The Eros Paradise, in order to hand over the throne to the couple who share the highest and purest love.But the goddess was naive, and she overlooked the cruel desires of humans.Rather than misinterpreting the goddess’ intentions and sharing her affection, the participants cheat her blessings by using loopholes in the rules and expedients.And the participants struggle to ascend to the divine throne by controlling and eliminating rivals rather than cultivating love between husband and wife.There is no way to deal with it, and the wheel of Eros Paradise’s long journey, which has been messed up from the start, rolls without hesitation.

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