Chapter 33 – 33. Regarding Prince Kanin’s Hair on ♂ When He Woke Up
– One –
A small palace located deep within the imperial castle, Lion’s Cradle.
There lives Crown Prince Canin, who is the first child of the emperor and has been overwhelmingly favored by the emperor compared to his other siblings for his innate intelligence since childhood.
“Uhhhhh!”
There, in the early morning of an early winter, a long, untimely scream rang out.
His voice was high and shrill because it hadn’t even gone through a metamorphosis, enough to shatter the quiet morning.
Smart!
“Your Highness, Your Highness!”
The young prince, only 12 years old, was still at an age where he could not escape the arms of his nanny.
Because of this, the first person to run after hearing his screams was his nanny, not any of the maids or guards in charge of him.
“Your Highness, what are you doing, Your Highness!”
Startled by Canin’s screams, her nanny rushed in from preparing his breakfast, knocking on his door and shouting:
‘Yu, if Nanny finds out, she might die of shame!’
He pulled up his pants, covered his lower body with a blanket, and shouted out the door.
“It’s nothing, nanny! I just had a nightmare in my sleep!”
When Prince Kanin’s childlike voice resounded outside the door, the reassured nanny let out a sigh of relief.
“Whew. Your Highness, then, I’ll see you in a little while at the morning’s dressing up.”
“Ugh, ugh!”
Prince Canin didn’t want her to come today.
However, he couldn’t help but make up in the morning, so he only gave vaguely astringent answers.
‘Ugh, aaaaagh! Aaaaagh! What’s this! Aaaaagh! Wet! Upset!’
There were signs of the nanny disappearing, but Canin couldn’t hear her scream out loud.
Because she knows that there are beings who will break into his room at any time, even if it’s not her.
So I screamed inwardly and just stared at the inside of my pants with terrified eyes.
‘Oh, did you pee?’
He carefully got up and took off his pants and underwear.
It was damp.
‘Oooh. I haven’t peed since I was five years old…’
Tears of shame fill his eyes.
Bring it in front of you and observe closely.
“Keuk, ugh, huck!”
I feel nauseous at the thought that it might be urine.
‘Huh… ? I don’t think it’s urine? You didn’t even get the blanket wet.’
It looks like something sticky, so I put my finger on it.
‘Eww! Slippery and sticky! What’s this… ?’
At least I don’t have the courage to try it.
‘Is it right that I’m cheap… ?’
Drop his head down and look between his crotch.
‘Keack! Go, when did the pepper grow hair?’
My whole body trembles.
As soon as I realized that my body had suddenly changed, something felt very strange.
Scary.
‘Eww! After all, it’s true that it came from chili! Wait, how does this come out of the body? Uh… ? This looks like pus that came out of the seat when I got a skin on my knee in the summer… ?’
Sniff sniff.
“Wow!”
It smelled fishy.
‘Go, pus is right! Ugh, ugh! Go, did the pus come out of the pepper? I can’t pee on peppers anymore… ?’
The fear in his heart only grew.
‘Are the peppers rotten? Oh no, can I live? Aren’t you dying? You’re not even 13 yet, are you going to die?’
The first wet dream came as a great shock to a 12-year-old boy who had not yet received proper sex education.
Eventually he
“Ughhhhh!”
He cried out loud.
Quadang!
“Me, Your Highness!”
Hearing his cries, the nanny burst open the door without knocking this time.
“Hee! A bag! Your Highness, what’s the matter? Why are you taking off only the bottom of your bedding?”
The reflection of Canin in her eyes was terrifying.
With her pants off and her underwear in her hand, she was wailing loudly at the sky with her cock exposed.
“Yoo, humor! Me, am I dying? Heeep! Uhhhhh!”
Seeing him crying loudly, even hiccupping, the nanny wanted to start by calming him down.
Click.
Close the door
“How did you think of that, Your Highness?”
Soothe in a soft voice.
“Huhhhhh! Hhhhh!”
In the arms of the nanny who gently caressed and soothed her, Canin’s cries grew louder.
Fear and sorrow dripped from the boy’s cry as he recalled his death for the first time in his life.
It seemed that he was still a long way from calming down.
– 2 –
After a while, Canin’s crying subsided.
“Hi-beep! He-beep! That, so go, the pus from the pepper, hi-beep!”
Hiccuping, he began his weeping testimony to his nurse about the horrors of this morning.
The nanny was competent.
I know very well that if I laugh at or ridicule him at this time, my self-esteem may be lowered.
She hugged him warmly and patted him on the back.
I covered his lower body, which was still exposed, with a blanket.
“Your Highness, it’s not pus. And it’s not a disease.”
“Huh. Then, what is this?”
Beneath his swollen, red eyes, he looks up at the nurse with red, bloodshot eyes.
It is so lovely to see him with a runny nose and his nose whimpering with a roaring sound.
“Your Highness, please wipe your nose first.”
“Ugh.”
Paeng.
Fae Ae Ae!
“Sniff. Nanny, then I’m not going to die?”
Nanny smiled kindly and nodded his head.
“That’s right. It’s just a sign that Your Highness is trying to become an adult.”
Canin opens her eyes wide and shines brightly.
“So, then~ I’ll soon grow taller like Obama, have biceps, a thicker voice, a beard, and again…!”
The nanny replied, sweeping his disheveled hair from side to side.
“Of course that will happen. So, Your Highness, please take a bath first and then go have breakfast.”
Kanin’s mouth popped out.
“I’m tired of eating breakfast…”
The nanny was a higher rank than Canin.
“Your Highness. If you keep skipping meals, you will become a short, skinny, and unattractive adult.”
“Hee, hee! Gee, really…?”
She firmly nodded her head.
“That’s right, Your Highness. You have to eat the right diet at every meal so that you can grow up healthily.”
Canin rolled her eyeballs to her left and then to her right and looked up at her.
“So, then, should I eat all of them, not even leaving carrots?”
“Do you mean this? Of course you have to do that.”
“Spinach? Onions? Zucchini? Mushrooms?”
“You shouldn’t eat even one of the foods that the master cooks serve to Your Highness. If you keep eating unbalanced and only eat meat at every meal, you’ll become an ugly adult with a full stomach, a burnt back, and a short stature like the director of the Imperial Central Research Institute. .”
“Hiii profit! I don’t like it!
She felt sincerely sorry for the director of the Imperial Central Research Institute, whom she did not know.
However, in order to correct Canin’s habit of eating only meat, she decided to give up her supervisor and walk the path of Sura (修羅).
“So, starting with today’s breakfast, you should eat everything, including vegetables.”
“Keeeee! I do not like grass! I do not like bald head! I do not like the hunchback! I do not like the pig!
It seemed that it would still take a long time to appease the young thug, who was intelligent for his age but not precocious.
– 3 –
Smart.
“Come in.”
The butler entered Regal’s office.
“Your Highness, I have something to report to you.”
Even after issuing the order to dispose of the researcher last time, the butler’s outward appearance did not change at all.
“Something?”
However, in the colors Regal was looking at, it was clear that the butler had a faint desire for disclosure and escape.
However, unlike before, the desire for disclosure decreased and the desire for escape increased.
Regal did not reveal that fact to the butler at all.
It’s because he knows that he doesn’t have the courage to put his desire into practice anyway.
“Soon, rumors circulate in the imperial castle that the crown prince’s teacher will be decided.”
“You mean Crown Prince? Really. The Crown Prince has reached that age too.”
“That’s right. It seems that they are going to begin full-scale succession training soon. There are also rumors that they are planning to search for candidates for the Crown Princess.”
Regal nodded his head in satisfaction.
“Finally, I can carry out your wife’s plan.”
“That’s right. Who are you planning to make crown prince?”
“I think a Rasputin inspiration would be perfect.”
As soon as he heard the name Rasputin, the head butler’s face turned into astonishment.
“You mean to bring out that old man?”
“Do you think it’s too disruptive?”
“Certainly, there is a reputation that he has the best learning in the Empire…”
The butler, uncharacteristically, blurted out his words.
Regal understood his feelings, so he just laughed it off.
“He’s too geeky.”
“That’s right. Not only the noble ladies, but also the imperial family’s daughters were involved in his promiscuity, so wasn’t there blood in the system for a while?”
Regal nodded her head and smiled briskly.
“Of course I know it well. I arranged behind the scenes to abolish his title and title and become a back room old man.”
“Then, wouldn’t it be impossible for him to become the crown prince?”
Regal shook her head and suggested that the head butler sit down as the story would be long.
“Do you remember when I asked you to keep a close eye on the situation, since Baptiste Caymus seems to be planning to participate in the war on behalf of the Imperial Faction?”
The butler nodded.
“Yes. As you said, we are inspecting. In the social world of the Empire, it is noisy that the Marquis of Caymus is looking for a young sub-species concubine in the late wind.
“Yes. And last night, he tried to contact me behind the scenes.”
Gulp.
The butler was worried that bloody winds of purge might blow among the imperial nobility.
No, in fact, his true intentions were closer to worrying whether or not sparks would fly on him.
“Don’t worry too much. He just offered to share immortality.”
“Is that so?”
“On the outside, it must be a ploy to buy time for the crown prince to grow while pretending to preoccupy and share eternal life with us.”
“Didn’t you suggest that the capture and management of the specimen be jointly conducted?”
Food.
Regal sneered.
“Of course it was. It may be a ploy to catch my weakness in the name of co-management, to investigate the actual conditions of the human experiment, or to ruin the experiment. You will be thinking.”
“How do you plan to respond?”
Regal replied, rubbing the back of the back stiff from looking down at the papers for a long time.
“I’m thinking of hanging out with you.”
The butler thought for a moment.
“In exchange for condoning the participation of the Marquis of Caymus, do you intend to crown Rasputin as crown prince?”
“That’s the basics, and I’m planning to add other conditions as well.”
“What conditions are you going to add?”
Regal revealed what he had talked about with Chiba.
“We plan to request joint enforcement and active cooperation in the prohibition of heterosexual marriage, prohibition of possession of test subjects, conclusion of a treaty prohibiting the spread of participants within the aristocracy, and an oath of confidentiality regarding Eros Paradise.”
“Would they accept it? It’s an excessively unilaterally advantageous requirement for us.”
Regal shook her head.
“There’s no way they won’t accept it. If they refuse to accept it, they’re considering a head-on collision, as we indicated last night.”
“However, what Your Highness has suggested to them, it sounds like they are simply to receive the blessings given to them as participants, and to enjoy eternal life without power.”
“You read it right.”
Regal’s smile deepens.
“If you impose excessive restrictions, they are more likely to break the game and, instead of participate, politicize and stir up public opinion based on accusations of monopolies of immortality and the immorality of experimentation.”
“Let’s go through them one by one. The means available to them are as follows. Armed conflict, political offensive, first entry and then armed resistance, public opinion war, buying time, this is all. Do you agree?”
The butler, who thought for a moment, nodded.
“That’s right.”
“Let’s start with armed conflict. I don’t know who told you, but they already know that I’ve unlocked this ability. Then, of course, I’m assuming they know which strain I’ve unlocked. If that’s the case, it’s hard for them to attempt an assassination. For there is no reason why I could not detect such currents beforehand.”
“Even if it leads to a military conflict, the odds are hopeless for them.”
“That’s right. Then let’s put aside the armed conflict.”
Regal takes a sip of her tea.
“Next, let’s take a look at the political offensive. We have already preoccupied the justification. If they want to launch a political offensive against me in this situation, they will have no choice but to forge alliances with other factions. In the process of gathering like that, There’s no guarantee that they won’t go to war with their eyes on eternal life, regardless of you.”
“That’s right.”
“Well, it’s hard for me to imagine, but let’s assume that they miraculously prevented their reckless participation by exerting their maximum political power and succeeded in rallying against me. Then what pretext could they use to attack me? The papal oracle Who can prove that it’s a lie? The saintess and their faction have already completely collapsed.”
Regal knew all too well that latecomers could not turn back because of what they had done.
He was even proud of what he had done in less than a year.
“The immorality of the experiment? They are already death row inmates on paper, so no cause for attack. Criticism of the monopoly of immortality? I have never prevented them from participating. They are looking out for each other, or for fear of being eliminated by me. I’m just hesitant to participate.”
There is a hint of pride in his voice.
“And can they really criticize the monopoly of eternal life? With the Marquis of Caymus and the Crown Prince participating in the war, if they choose that hand, it’s like choosing the winner. They have no way to take the justification, so we have no choice but to cut the political offensive.”
“Isn’t there a way to buy time by having them participate en masse and fight against Your Highness?”
Regal shook her head.
“How much loyalty to the imperial family will remain in a ruler who lives forever? Also, there is a high risk of dying or being overthrown in a fight with me on the front line. How many single-minded people like Caymus would give their lives to be loyal to the imperial family?”
The head butler also agreed, so he nodded.
“In addition, who can know what kind of ability the sub-species have in their lineage, before participating in Eros Paradise and manifesting this ability?”
The head butler confirmed Regal’s words by remaining silent.
“During the time of Shih Huangdi, didn’t historical revisionists enthusiastically bury the truth about sub-races under the leadership of Shi Huang-ji? Because of that, sub-species themselves, as of now, do not have records of their family and unique lineage and how to identify them. It’s done.”
On the other hand, Regal accidentally and unexpectedly blossomed the most suitable ability as a ruler.
Regal believes that this is the greatest blessing the Goddess has given her.
“So, for now, it is only after participating in the war that we can find out what kind of ability has developed. Because of that, the risk and uncertainty that the imperial faction must take is too great. If they are rational, it is impossible to participate indiscriminately. We have no choice but to put an end to armed resistance.”
Since it is his role to consult and review, in order to faithfully implement the review process, the head butler only refutes reflexively.
He nodded his head, as he also admitted it in his heart.
“Finally, a public opinion war in collusion with the ruled class is not even worth considering. Wouldn’t it be like encouraging them to fill all the limited participants’ seats before they even do it?”
Regal quenches her throat for a moment.
And she emphatically declares:
“In the name of being loyal to the emperor, they never make the foolish choice of throwing the blessing to go to the emperor to the pigs and dogs on the street. So even public opinion battles are excluded from the options.”
“So you’re saying that they have no other options than to earn time?”
“Yes. Didn’t we make it so? You could be more proud of your exploits.”
Regal reached out and patted him on the shoulder, congratulating him.
The head butler desperately had to control his mind so as not to flinch.
“What can they do to counter the enemies who live forever? They have no choice but to crush them before they take over and prevent everyone from living forever, or to enjoy eternal life amicably together. For them, if they were ignorant of Eros Paradise, they might not know the truth, but later they knew the truth If you have decided to participate in the war as a client, you have no choice but to accept my proposal.”
“But, Your Highness. In my opinion, I’m worried that if we tighten the reins too tightly on them, there will be a strong backlash. Excessive suppression sometimes forces us to make irrational choices, doesn’t it?”
The Duke burst out laughing and offered him a cup of tea.
It was because after that day, the longer the time spent face-to-face with Regal, the more the butler’s mouth dried up.
“Won, people are timid. Don’t worry too much. That’s why I’m trying to make the reins tighter on purpose.”
“Is that so?”
“That’s right. When they focus on the very thing they want to unbridle and lose sight of the essence, that in itself is an advantage for me. Won’t you mature well as a bastard?”
The head butler felt sorry for the young prince, who would be sacrificed to Regal’s beast.
Even if he had no loyalty to the imperial family, his compassion for children seemed to be the last proof of his remaining humanity.
However, it does not express itself and does not show it, and sometimes intervenes in destroying children.
Rather than hesitating about him, the desire for self-confidence is greater.
Whenever he feels this fact, the butler also realizes that his humanity has been ruined.
“Also, if you put too many reins on them, won’t there come a moment when they get frustrated with the reins? That moment is an opportunity for me to preoccupy the right to attack again.”
No matter how much he thought about it, the butler could only think of a future where Regal would win forever.
Despite being a subordinate of his Regal, he felt bleak at the prospect that the Imperial Faction would not be able to properly contain them, let alone win.
And even if he didn’t express his heart, he felt bleak about Regal, who was already reading palmistry.
In his panic, he was frustrated that he had no choice but to compromise with reality and circumstances, which were diametrically opposed to his own desires.