Eros Paradise

Chapter 45

Eros Paradise

In the year 5000 of the goddess calendar, the goddess prepares an event to transfer the throne to her children.She selects 100 couples of sub-races and pure-races and holds a contest for the throne of love, The Eros Paradise, in order to hand over the throne to the couple who share the highest and purest love.But the goddess was naive, and she overlooked the cruel desires of humans.Rather than misinterpreting the goddess’ intentions and sharing her affection, the participants cheat her blessings by using loopholes in the rules and expedients.And the participants struggle to ascend to the divine throne by controlling and eliminating rivals rather than cultivating love between husband and wife.There is no way to deal with it, and the wheel of Eros Paradise’s long journey, which has been messed up from the start, rolls without hesitation.

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Chapter 45 – 45. The Other World Summoner’s First Counterattack (8)

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“Damn it…”

The captain looked around and spat out a frustrated curse.

The clearing where they first arrived was completely in ruins.

‘Even though this ability was manifested and overturned on such a large scale, did you not know it at all…’

Except for the area near the driveway leading deep into the forest, the vacant lot was so densely packed with trees that even a stick could not be erected.

Of course, the horses that had been tied were either skewered to a tree or hanged by their reins caught on a branch and died.

Now I have to run on my own two feet and run away from this place.

The situation of the pursuer and the fugitive has been completely reversed.

‘Damn you bastard… To think that all of our actions were being read…’

There is no time to be idly by.

Grasp the ax tied behind your back in your hand.

Whii profit!
Bang!

Wield fiercely

Swing again

Kwak Kwa Kwa Kwam!
Blah blah!
Sssss

The trees scatter.

Little by little there is a way out.

It was then.

“Hmm?”

Woo woo woo woo!

Trees that have been cut down will grow back.

Goosebumps sprout on the back of the boss.

‘It’s a bastard!’

Papapat!

Quickly step back and look around.

Woo woo woo!

Soon you realize that you don’t have to step back any longer.

If you step back, it’s no different anywhere.

It was because the whole area was full of trees, the weapons of the enemy.

“You bastard! Come out!”

The boss shouted.

“What is it, you corpse. Haven’t you died yet?”

Monohorn appeared with Urmama.

Urmama, of course, stands far back.

‘Damn it, it’s become tricky.’

Both of them use the same ability, so if you try to catch one, you can get attacked from the back.

“Okay then let’s go~”

Dajjagojja Monohorn manifests this ability.

Woo woo woo woo!

Tree trunks cover the sky.

The tree trunks that grew in a large curve have sharp ends.

Gulp.

The boss swallows saliva.

‘Damn it! I should have finished it before I came in here!’

Obsessed with capturing the target safely, ruined everything.

From the beginning, he should have fled as soon as he showed a different appearance than expected.

Late.

It’s already late.

Monohorn, who prepared a space called the forest full of traps, could not be captured even if he put ten times his power.

To catch him, he must be driven into a battlefield where he is at a disadvantage.

‘I must convey information about him to His Highness! But how?’

There’s no answer.

“I wonder if you’ll die quietly!”

All at once, tree trunks are pierced toward the floor.

It strikes the thinnest stem and tries to evade by breaking through the bow.

Aaaaagh!
Chow ah!

Fail and fall to the floor.

“You asshole, don’t you think that the thinnest thing will be the hardest? Isn’t that a complete asshole?”

“Keuk, keuheuk!”

I can’t afford to stop and lie down.

Bang!
Kwak!
Quaang!

Avoid falling stems and roll on the floor.

There is no room to wake up

“Oh fuck it’s a complete AI robot vacuum cleaner. Yaya, wipe it over there.”

Bang!
Degur.

“Hey, here too!”

Bang!
Degur.

“This time, the other corner too!”

Kwak!
Rolling around.

“Sir, fuck…! Don’t play around and fight properly!”

“No, fuck. Why are you doing this to me when you’ve avoided everything? You don’t hit me because I don’t want to hit you, huh? Just get me beaten then!”

Monohorn openly regrets it.

In the gap, the boss quickly gets up.

“So, can’t we attack faster?”

“No, I can do it if I want to. This bastard is openly trying to steal information. Why? Where can I report it? Can I report it?”

Monohorn’s sarcasm made the boss slightly cry.

“Can’t you even ask questions with my mouth!”

“It’s fucking stupid~ Well, there’s nothing I can’t answer. After manipulating so many plants, I honestly can’t go faster. So wouldn’t it be faster if I focused on one?”

Gulp.

The boss is tense.

If it goes faster, there is no answer for him either.

Food.

“Hey. But can you believe me? How many false information have I leaked and shown a false appearance?”

Startle.

“Even though you knew Martell’s secrets long ago, did you still act like an idiot to deceive us?”

Mono Horn shakes her head.

“No, I just know that Ligal is chasing us, so I just hidden power. And stupid?

“You keep mentioning the name Regal since before. Who the hell is that?”

“How? Were you still playing around with the concept?”

Monohorn laughs openly.

“Hey, then I’ll have to check this one more time.”

“What do you mean!”

“Hey, you said you didn’t know who Regal was, right?”

“Yes!”

Monohorn smiles in repentance.

“Then follow me. Regal bastard.”

“Lee, what?!”

The magician is perplexed.

“I don’t know Ligal. Why can’t you tell a baby? Okay, then, more precisely. Follow me.”

“…”

The boss shuts up.

A flexion is evident in the muscles on the side of his lower jaw.

“Well? Hey, a magic boss. Why are you a magic? Why did you get rid of the ride? “

That was a question the boss could answer.

“Yes, yes!”

“Then why can’t you just say that the fucking Emperor and the Regal-like high-ranking aristocrats are so fucking incompetent that this country is such a mess?”

The boss couldn’t answer.

Regal wouldn’t listen anyway, so could this crisis have been avoided if he had cursed?

I regretted it now, but it is literally just a belated regret.

“Hey, then try being the emperor bastard!”

“…Young.”

“Keuheuk. Kheuheuhehe. Beep~ God. To say that he is doing it again.”

The boss’s face turned red.

“Hey. You can curse at the emperor, but you can’t do Regal? Why? Is Regal even a mother? Did you come out with your Regal pussy as an opener? Isn’t that a regal pussy dog?”

“Aaaaagh! Don’t insult him any more!”

Whoops!
Bang!

The boss brandishes an ax and runs.

Woo woo woo!

Trees grow in layers.

The speed at which the tree grows is faster than the speed at which the leader swings an ax to destroy the tree.

Keep swinging for a while.

Bang, Kwa, Kak.

Tired at the end

“Heo-eok, heo-eok.”

“Hey, honestly, you’re a legal subordinate, right? If you’re not, then why do you have a full erection because of the legal curse? You can have a full erection with your entire body, and then your life just becomes like a penis~ Now, calm down, and let’s have a chat.”

“I have nothing more to say with you!”

The boss raises his trembling arm.

The ax is heavy.

Does not matter.

I won’t talk to a guy like me anymore, and I’ll oxidize on the battlefield as it is.

Will oxidize

“Ehehe~ I know everything anyway, so are you going to catch it? Yaya. Is there any chance that I will win in a public opinion war with Regal?

Blank.

The boss’s knife sack falls to the floor.

I’m not sure if I missed it or missed it.

What is certain, however, is that he is resigned.

“…Tell me.”

“First, what’s your name?”

“Beluga.”

“You’re not a participant, are you?”

The boss hesitated for a moment at the bottomless Monohon’s question.

“Yes.”

However, he soon answered meekly.

Monohorn realizes that the Regal’s hounds are already aware of the existence of Eros Paradise.

Assume that Beluga already knows how Regal handles the contestants, and ask questions.

“Why are you hunting our contestants? Regal is a power-mad bastard. But if you catch us, you’ll torture us to death, experiment with them and kill them, brainwash them if they’re useful and turn them into subordinates. Do you feel no guilt at all?”

Monohorn could not possibly understand those who followed the Regal way of thinking, at least in terms of civilized Hell-Joseon morality.

So she asked a very serious question.

“By being loyal to Him, we are loyal to the Empire! If you are sane, how can you dismiss such loyalty as an idiot?!”

Beluga shouts in anger.

Because she thought Mono Horn was mocking herself in order to demean her own allegiance.

“Hey, Beluga. Calm down. I didn’t mean to tease you. I was asking because I was genuinely curious. Hey, but the ruler promised to protect the property and personal safety of the subject, and the subject paid taxes to the ruler with the promise as security. Isn’t that how the subject acknowledged the authority of the ruler?”

Beluga, who was listening to Mono Horn’s words, widened her eyes in amazement.

“But the ruler’s son-in-law takes the lead and threatens the property and safety of the subordinates? Should the subordinates still support the ruler’s son-in-law? Shouldn’t the rulers like me just stand up and slap the rulers’ heads?”

“How could such an ungrateful idea be possible! If you are a subject born and raised within the borders of the empire, you should be honored to sacrifice for the development of the empire! How! How dare you dare to speak of reactionary ideology aimed at overthrowing the regime! I mean!”

Monohorn realized.

They were totalitarians and imperialists.

“Aha! Now I see. Why are you so stupid.”

“What?”

Monohorn finally began to understand the thoughts of those living in this world.

I also realized why they could voluntarily engage in such atrocities.

And he was also aware of his position.

He is a complete stranger here.

He is a stranger to whom he must return one day.

Can’t live here forever

“And, man. I am not a subject of the Empire.”

“Since Emperor Shih Huang, there is no creature in this land outside the borders of the Empire!”

“Isn’t it? Shit, I was never born and raised in this world. I came from another world.”

“What, what…!”

Beluga opened her mouth wide at Monohorn’s absurd words, and was unable to speak.

“You bastard Belga. You’ve lost yourself in the coziness of totalitarianism, and you know that only your empire is great, right? But to me, this is a den of fucking primitive people. In my neighborhood, imperialism and totalitarianism collapsed decades ago. There are no emperors and no kings. No. In a normal country, even if there is such a thing, there is no real power. It is a world in which the citizens are greater than the Queen, and the citizens are the masters.”

“There can be no such world! You are the devil! A cheater, a braggart!”

Beluga glows.

Grit his teeth and stomp his feet.

“Well, even there, citizens elect politicians to act as servants, but there are many idiots who mistakenly think that they are kings or emperors.”

“Look at that! Whether it’s a king or an emperor, aren’t there those who reign over thousands of things! Your words are nothing but sophistry!”

“But in my town, if the politicians who are playing the role are fucking, the citizens have the right to take them down and replace them.”

“Weight lifting! Traitors! Everyone must be executed!”

Ahahahahaha!

Monohorn’s laughter echoed for a long time.

Mono Horn pinches the fingers of his hands together to form a development floor.

Bring both wrists together.

He spreads his fingertips and then touches them again.

Repeat

Just, just, just, just.

Her hand-made dentures crackle.

“What this bastard is doing is exactly the same as what the senile scumbags in our neighborhood are barking at. Hey, if you oppose you, are you all weightlifters and traitors?”

“In order to maintain one great empire, we must weed out all the reactionary elements!”

“Why do you put up those who have no benefit to me? Why pay taxes to those who are crazy enough to kill me? “I gave it to you. But you don’t protect me according to the contract, and you loot and kill me? So, is that a ruler or a cheater? Isn’t this a complete contract fraud? What is a cheater? The death penalty!”

“It is for the eternal glory of the Empire,”

“Hey, you fucking bastard! What’s the use of the empire’s infinite glory if I die!”

Beluga flinched at Monohorn’s wild anger.

Look around.

There is no sign of an attack starting.

“There is something that was popular when our country’s kkondaes were in school. I firmly resolve to devote my body and mind to the eternal glory of my country and nation in front of the proud flag.”

“How beautiful is that oath?”

“Hey, but this part of ‘dedicate your body and soul’ is omitted later. In addition, ‘fatherland and nation’ is changed to ‘free and righteous country’. Do you understand what this means?”

Beluga was silent.

He had no idea what Monohorn was trying to say.

“The state is not something to be devoted to, man. It proves that citizens are above the state. Does that change to saying that you will be loyal to a free and just country? It’s a declaration that I will. It means that I will only be loyal to the country where there is freedom and justice.”

“Muh, what kind of nonsensical oaths are there! It’s a declaration of treason by weightlifters!”

“No, no? This is an official oath that politicians agreed with citizens and officially changed it?”

“Huh… What kind of crazy country is that? A world full of potential weightlifters, and the rulers allow it?”

“Eh. They say if they act like fucks, they’ll pull them all down? There are institutional measures to prevent the monopoly and corruption of the powerful. So politicians can’t ignore the citizens. That’s why it’s less dead than here. The rulers It protects the basic rights of the subjects relatively well. How about, kill? Honestly, isn’t it much more sophisticated than the local political system?”

“…”

Beluga had no choice but to admit it.

But he didn’t want to bring it out of his mouth.

Although he could understand it rationally, he didn’t want to deny his feelings of loyalty to Regal himself.

So he tried to refute, but his voice was a bit weak.

“Only after there is an empire, there are subjects. Without the fence of an empire, the world is in chaos. History proves this.”

“Well, some admit it. Even a corrupt and incompetent country is far better off than anarchy or war by all. But imagine that all the ruled classes in the empire refuse to pay taxes. For a while, you can extort by force. But if all the subjects continue to boycott the country? Can the empire still be maintained? Can the empire take precedence over the subjects?”

“…”

“It’s just that the subject recognizes the authority of the ruler. Imagine that the former subjects of the Empire, who felt that no matter how riotous the Regal bastard was, they would die anyway, all rebel against the Regal at once. Could it not be? In the history of our town, there have been quite a few kings who fell like that and were driven to the place of execution.”

Goosebumps sprout all over Beluga’s body.

It was because he had an intuition that Monohorn’s point was not wrong.

Beluga, who had been silent for a long time, spoke with difficulty.

“…Is that place, a place that is safer and more peaceful for the subjects than here, a place that is more prosperous and developed than the Empire?”

“Yes. I can’t compare it to this savage and barbaric world. Do you know what a flush toilet is?”

“Water closet?”

“Oh, you know about the toilet, right? You mean poop.”

“Yes.”

“I heard that the emperor uses poop too? How painful must it be for the emperor to clean up the dung heaps all the time?

Monohorn’s eyes are wet with longing.

“But in my neighborhood, even the poorest people sit on the toilet and press a button, and water comes out and the urine and feces are flushed down the ground. The collected feces and urine are treated with various chemicals to make them relatively clean and then discharged into the river.”

Monohorn’s eyes look far away.

“And even if you’re not very rich, even if you’re moderately middle-class, you have a machine that warms her ass, wipes her asshole, and blows it dry. Does that compare?”

“Huh… Is that the wizard’s world?”

“Huh? Ah, there’s not a single person who can use magic. They don’t even have this ability?”

“… That’s really surprising.”

“Well, that’s right. Everyone works and earns money there. Everyone spends money and buys what they want to buy. And everyone uses what they want to use. The magic tools for communication here are fucking high-end, right? They say that even nobles can’t use them recklessly. ?”

Beluga nodded.

In this world, it was something that could not be touched unless one was extremely wealthy.

“In my neighborhood, all the old men who do manual labor at the construction site have it?”

“Is that really?”

“Eh. I carry both dogs and cows. Do you guys have a portable telecommunication magic tool? I heard that it’s disposable.”

“Yes, yes.”

“What we use can be used anywhere, for several years, several times, if you charge it for about 2 hours. You can see each other’s faces in real time, write letters, and send pictures. You can even receive a lot of information right away. There is.”

Beluga’s mouth is gradually opening.

“Fun play? Word play? Anything is possible with that. Hundreds of thousands of books? Hey, who wastes money building a library these days? A machine the size of the palm of your hand can read it all. Anyone can buy a book and buy the cheapest cup of tea. , Everyone sees it.”

Tears flowed from Monohorn’s eyes.

After a long time, his homesickness had gone.

“Ha, fuck. It’s embarrassing. The story leaked like hell. Hey, but thanks to you, it reminds me of the old days and it’s nice.”

“Is it…”

“Yeah. But I’m in a bit of a grunt, that’s right.”

Monohorn whimpers for a moment, then wipes away his tears.

Looking down at Beluga, he opens his mouth.

“Hey, Beluga. If I save you, can you talk about Maman with me? Can you just say you missed it and lie to Regal?”

Beluga shakes her head.

“I know what world you came from, what thoughts you hold, and what beliefs you live by. But I also have my beliefs, and I have objects of my allegiance. It’s more insulting to me than telling me to commit suicide.”

“Well, I’m not lying to get out of this position, though.”

Beluga nodded his head heavily.

“It is to pay homage to you, a stranger in this world, for trying to understand us.”

“Ah, why are you wrapping it like that? I was just trying to ask you a few questions.”

“You came here for some reason from a more developed world. But you, with overwhelming power and superior knowledge, treat us as savage savages and may even slaughter us. But you treat us as equals, able to communicate and understand us.” Isn’t that why you were curious about our behavioral principles, ideas, and way of thinking? And didn’t you try to persuade me to back down?”

“Uh, uh… Well, my wife is also from here, so I wanted to know about this. Even if it was just revenge for being betrayed, I just killed someone, so I was depressed, so I acted on a whim. It’s not, so let’s not be embarrassing. Now we’re going to do our best to kill each other, right?”

Wheeeee

Spiral furrows were forming in the pointed tree trunks that Monohorn had made before he knew it.

While talking to Beluga, Monohorn shaped them into drill-like shapes.

As the full-scale collision was about to begin again, the Monohorn spun them faster and faster.

Beluga also picks up her ax again and strikes a pose.

Aaaaa!

The wood drill spins faster.

“Heh. I can’t even leave a corpse behind.”

“But I’ll let you go in an instant so that it won’t be painful.”

“Thank you for that.”

“Then, let’s go.”

Aaaaang!
Go go go go go go go!
Wheein.

The drill digs into the ground and stops.

The ax flies for a moment and then falls.

Blank.

There was a person there

And now there is no

Eros Paradise

In the year 5000 of the goddess calendar, the goddess prepares an event to transfer the throne to her children.She selects 100 couples of sub-races and pure-races and holds a contest for the throne of love, The Eros Paradise, in order to hand over the throne to the couple who share the highest and purest love.But the goddess was naive, and she overlooked the cruel desires of humans.Rather than misinterpreting the goddess’ intentions and sharing her affection, the participants cheat her blessings by using loopholes in the rules and expedients.And the participants struggle to ascend to the divine throne by controlling and eliminating rivals rather than cultivating love between husband and wife.There is no way to deal with it, and the wheel of Eros Paradise’s long journey, which has been messed up from the start, rolls without hesitation.

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