Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

Chapter 173

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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Chapter 173 – Yujong’s Beauty (1)

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『Sevilla’s shocking elimination, aiming for 2 consecutive championships』
“The Europa League semi-final second leg between Frankfurt and Sevilla, which took place on the 15th.

The result was shocking.
Last year’s champion Sevilla, who was aiming for a second consecutive championship, lost 5:0.

Sevilla, the winning team, which gave a green light to advance to the final by winning 4:2 at home in the first leg, unfortunately turned its footing when it collapsed in the second leg away from Frankfurt.

It started with a corner kick in the 9th minute—
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—Minjun Hong showed overwhelming performance following the last game against Munich, scoring 4 goals and 1 assist, making a decisive contribution to the team’s victory and becoming a Distinguished Player—
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Sevilla, which began to shake by conceding a goal in the 9th minute of the first half, collapsed as it was with a second goal.

Urgent passes that lost their composure were frequently cut off by the Frankfurt players, resulting in threatening counterattack opportunities, and repeated fouls due to rough play with a good physique, until they received 3 yellow cards in the first half alone.

Sevilla, whose good performance in the first game disappeared like a lie, suffered a 5-0 defeat and was eliminated right before the final match, as the coach couldn’t hide his bewilderment from the coach who only shouted stretches by sticking close to the touchline.

It was a record-breaking defeat that overshadowed the 4:2 victory in the first game.

『Hong Min-jun, who gets stronger at every important moment?』
“Hong Min-joon scored 4 goals and 1 assist in the second leg of the Europa League semi-final, and played a decisive role in helping the team overcome the defeat in the 1st leg by recording a total of 5 goals and 1 assist in the 1st and 2nd leg of the Europa League semi-final.
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Hong Min-joon saved the team from a crisis by showing off a tremendous performance in the last match against Munich, where the league 1st and 2nd place faced each other. The fans’ reaction to Hong Min-joon, who appears like a ‘hero’ whenever the team is needed or in crisis is—
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In this game, I scored 4 goals and 1 assist, and recorded a total of 5 goals and 1 assist in the 1st and 2nd legs of the Europa League semifinals.

Whoever the opponent is, it is good to record attack points.

The ‘boosting’ controversy sparked by the Munich game has led to the participation of not only the public but also soccer experts, and even more professional and detailed indicators have emerged.

What came to light was that the more I played against the stronger teams, the more important the game was, the better the detailed indicators were.

Through this, images such as ‘strong team killer’ or ‘strong player in big matches’ were formed, and Harin and Dahye secretly said that this image was helpful and even secretly unfollowed.

Anyway, the image itself is true.
Because… Of course, at every moment of crisis, I make points.

… Even if I think about it, it’s a little bit, but anyway, topics such as boosting, coronation, doping, and so on have been of great help to me as a result.

As is well known, I am the most doping tested athlete in the four major European leagues.

Even so, there is nothing to catch, so rather, the wind blows against those who insisted on doping, only strengthening their clean image, and even the image of the main character in a boy cartoon that gets stronger with every crisis?

I can hear it, I can hear it, the sound of the fan expanding.

In addition, with a total of 5 goals in the semifinals, they will be able to challenge an important record.

『Hong Min-jun, who is recording 16 goals in the tournament, will he become the top scorer of all time?』
“Hong Min-jun stabilized the team by transforming into a central midfielder after Chicharo’s injury. He showed off his versatility by showing his successful positional change, but he was disappointed in the scorer he boasted in every game.

But a moment of regret.
After returning to Chicharo, Hong Min-Jun, who returned as a striker, started scoring again and scored a goal fiercely.

This season, Hong Min-jun is the top scorer in the league with 26 goals, and also in the Europa League with 16 goals, ranking second in the Europa League record for the most goals in a single season along with the top scorer.

Only 1 goal away from the 17 goals of Radamel Falcao, who is in first place.
Considering his performance, Hong Min-Jun’s scoring shot was even in the final—”

It is the second most goals scored in a single season in the Europa League.

It is only 1 goal away from the 17 goals of Radamel Falcao, the number one player, but honestly, it is more surprising that Falcao’s record of 17 goals has not been broken for over 20 years than my record.

Radamel Falcao scored 17 goals during the 10/11 season at Porto FC.
It has been 23 years since then that a player who challenges that unchanging record has appeared. That’s me.

Unusually, in the Europa League, few of the top scorers ever scored more than 10 goals.

Since the 09/10 season with the current system in place, only three top scorers have scored more than 10 goals from the 10’s to the 20’s and the 33/34 season so far.

Radamel Falcao scored 17 goals for Porto FC in 10/11 and 12 goals for Atletico Madrid in 11/12 and Aritz Adu of Athletic Club better known as Athletic Bilbao in 15/16. Reese’s 10 goals and the 11 goals scored by Chelsea’s Olivier Giroud in the 18/19 season are all.

Since then, in the 20s, there is no scorer with more than 10 goals, but even in the 20/21 season, 4 people scored jointly with 7 goals.

This is a characteristic of the Europa League, which is different from the Champions League, where the top scorer has scored more than 10 goals every season since the 2010s.

Looking at the records, 5 of the 10 top scorers in the 2010s were even 14 to 17 goals. Siderman.
Surprisingly, the top scorer in the 10’s was divided between Messi and Ronaldo except for one last season in the 19/20’s.

Is it a true story of two people playing in the heaven world?
Anyway, the influence of the two heavenly players, Messi and Ronaldo, is great, but even excluding this, there were three times the top scorer with more than 10 goals in the 2000s, and less than 10 goals were Raul Gonzalez’s 7 goals in the 00/01 season. All but 8 or 9 goals, records that narrowly failed to reach double digits.

Even in the 20s, when the era of Messi and Ronaldo ended, players such as Roberto Lewandowski, Erling Haaland, Karim Benzema and Mbappe again scored more than 10 goals.

However, in the Europa League, there are only three players in history who have scored more than 10 goals, so scoring 16 goals over 10 goals in one season was an amazing record in 23 years.

Naturally, this challenge once again created a huge topic on social media.

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The match against Munich was played 3 days after the trip to Seville, and the second match against Sevilla followed 3 days later.
And 4 days later… Match day has passed, so now it’s only three days left until the match against Dortmund.

On the 11th, the end of a truly atrocious schedule of 4 matches was approaching.
With a draw against Munich, Dortmund, who had been in 3rd place, rose to 2nd place, and our team fell from 2nd to 3rd place.

With 5 league games left, the difference between 1st place Munich and 2nd place Dortmund is a whopping 6 points, and the direction of the championship is virtually decided. .

As the game that can never be caught off guard approached, the nerves of the fans of both teams intensified.
Not only Dortmund on the rise, but also Frankfurt fans, who gained momentum with a draw against Munich and a huge win against Sevilla, were full of confidence. The problem is that my stamina is not normal.

I started and played full-time in all 3 games in 9 days, starting with Seville, the first game of the 4 consecutive matches of hell, followed by Munich and Sevilla again.

Didn’t you even play more than usual while actively participating in the defense against Munich?

Other key players were given moderate rotation opportunities.
After the Sevilla match, I took a good rest except for Chicharo, Alexander Meyer, and Donald Cook in the Munich match, and in the second match against Sevilla, I also replaced tired players after the victory was confirmed.

Chicharo took a break for about two months in the second half due to an injury, and captain Alexander Maier was able to control his activity as he was a center back.

However, I had to play full-time in all 3 games without rotation due to the team situation where the performance fluctuated depending on my presence and absence.

The only thing I could have been replaced was the 2nd game in Sevilla where I had a chance to win, but since the score was at stake, the coach was considerate and made me play full-time.

Even so, this year is my first full-time season.
He said he was in his second year as a pro, but he only played half a season on loan in his first year, so this year is actually his first full-time season.

From leagues to cup competitions, to European competitions, to the schedule of the national team traveling to and from Asia on the other side of the globe.
Isn’t the schedule too harsh for the first full-time player?

Even players with good stamina played almost all games without any major injuries. Thanks to that, it proved its durability… Even the condition is not good.

I couldn’t even have sex after the Munich match!
Even with Harin and Dahye at home! Even with Eva and numerous sex parties!

This is the first time I’ve been to Europe and haven’t had sex in so long.
I want to do something when I think of the points I ran out of… It’s really hard to sleep at least once… I really couldn’t.

He even put up with sex to prepare for the match against Dortmund, but even on the day of the match, his condition still did not improve.

A game with heavy feet.
However, unlike my physical condition, in the first half, I created several dangerous chances against Dortmund.

I couldn’t record an attack point because my reaction was slightly slower than usual, and my body movements were half a beat slower than I thought, but by the time I thought I could score enough goals after I got used to my tired body—

Pudeuk!
The moment he sprinted for Chidal, pain soared from the soles of his feet along with an unpleasant sound.

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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