Chapter 176 – Soyoung Han’s Season Review
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—When will it snow… When does it snow… When does it snow…
—It’s snowing or it’s too cold
—Tick tock 17 seconds ago
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—Are you really crazy on top? Chat window is messy
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Thousands of viewers have already come in and are waiting for the private broadcast, which has nothing but a popular idol song playing as BGM against a pitch-black background.
“Hello everyone! Today is Han So-young’s football in love time!”
—Snow or die!! Snow or die!! Snow or die!!
—Come ah ah
—So ha!
—Sohaha
—Soha (meaning Soyoung High)
—Ah, I want to fuck you asshole
—Is this the broadcast of Han So-young, who knows a lot about Hong Min-joon, whose father is the head coach of the U23 National University?
—Find my brother, is this a broadcast?
—Hong Min-jun I want to pluck and eat like a dog.
Han So-young smiled embarrassingly at the chat window that went up in an instant as if she had waited.
A personal football broadcast that started small. At most, about a hundred viewers and the broadcasting, which had been in an orderly manner, became uncontrollable at some point.
At first, she suffered great growing pains because she couldn’t adapt to her growth beyond her imagination. No, she has evolved into a ‘global corporate’ streamer.
“There are a lot of people today? So Young lady Cheongja No. 1 Hello. Yes, hello. Don’t talk harshly with a translator pretending to be a foreigner. Chat ban for 3 minutes. Yes, don’t be fooled~”
She skillfully communicates with the viewers, turns off the BGM, and displays the prepared material on the dark screen.
“Now, today’s topic! Following the EPL, La Liga, and Serie A, everyone knows, right? It’s Bundesliga season review time!”
—Wow~
—Ah, that’s right~
—I didn’t know!
—So, when will Hong Min-joon come out?
—Prince, do you have old photos?
—Hong Min-jun I want to lick your lips like a dog
—Let’s be honest ㅋㅋ It’s not the Bundesliga, it’s the Frankfurt season reviewㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“Now, first of all, cut someone who pretends to be a foreigner and speaks bad words with a translator tone! Isn’t it the Frankfurt Review? A~ It’s a Bundesliga season review… To be honest, that’s right. We’re curious about Hong Min-joon, where else are we curious about the team? Isn’t it just me? “
Han So-young, who had been flirting with viewers for a while, put her prepared ppt on the screen.
“Then, let’s start the Bundesliga season review. Do you remember that I said that the EPL’s trend for this season, which I reviewed last time, was transition? Hey.”
If it was a broadcast that only watched steamed chickens in the past, it would have gone directly to a more professional story, but now that a large number of light fans have flowed in, a more detailed explanation is needed.
“So here’s the question! What is pressure? Oh… The answer is straight forward. Who’s the pressure bandage? Get out. The statistics company StatsBomb says ‘when a player has the ball, he applies pressure within 5 yards (about 4.5m)’. It was defined as , but if you combine the data released by OPTA and FBREF, you get this result.”
A graph named PPDA vs Pass Completion Allowed appears and Bundesliga teams are listed one after another.
“You can see that the higher the PPDA number, i.E., On the left side of the graph, the lower the opponent’s pass completion rate, and the more the PPDA number goes to the right, the higher the opponent’s pass completion rate. Here—”
“Passes Under Pressure is a testament to a player’s ability to depressurize. The ability to make a pass even when under pressure—”
Like telling a fairy tale, the ability to explain difficult and boring explanations in a fun way is the biggest reason Han So-young has been able to maintain her popularity.
“Now, let’s leave the general review of the Bundesliga here and let’s get into the team review in earnest? Bayern Munich won the league title this season. Munich this season, which is considered a successful rebuild—
The ppt continued from league champion Munich to Dortmund in second place, Leipzig in third place, and Schalke 04 in fourth place.
In the interim, for ‘some’ viewers who came to joke around or hear about Min-Jun Hong, I solved the story of Min-Jun Hong, so it was about 2 hours after the broadcast started that I finished the review of Schalke 04.
“Oh, it’s hard. I’ll take a break for 20 minutes and start again. Next is the Frankfurt review that some viewers are looking forward to.”
—Ahhaha, part of ithaha
—What is some + some?
-What? It must be part of it… Why 90% indes?
—ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Soljji came here to listen to Hong Min-jun, first of all with me ㅋㅋ
After darkening the broadcast screen, Han So-yeong stretched her body and sighed as she skimmed through the prepared materials.
The broadcast suddenly grew under the influence of Hong Min-joon.
They make a lot of money compared to before, but these days, I miss the days when I was broadcasting in small order with my fans.
“Ugh… I stayed up all night preparing this.”
The reason Han So-young’s personal football broadcast called Football in Love was able to be so big, and what viewers are most looking forward to is a review of Hong Min-joon… Since it’s a compliment pretending to be, I thought my head was splitting as I was thinking about how to praise it without overdoing it.
Looking through the materials he had prepared all night for the last inspection, it doesn’t feel realistic enough to make him wonder if this is really the college leaguer Hong Min-joon he knows.
“Wow… The record is crazy crazy.”
Hong Min-jun played a total of 44 matches this season, including 29 league matches, 4 Pokal matches and 11 Europa matches. What is surprising is that he started in all 44 games. Adding six national team games, Hong Min-joon played 50 games this season.
Actually, 50 games in a season is definitely a lot of games, but that’s not surprising. There are players who play more than 60 or 70 games in a season, including various competitions such as the Club World Cup in the national team.
However, what really surprised me was the detailed indicators, not the number of matches.
“26 goals and 5 assists in the league alone, 5 goals and 1 assist in Focal, 18 goals and 3 assists in Europa… 49 goals and 9 assists this season… No matter how you look at it, Hong Min-joon is a madman.”
How can this be the record of his second year as a pro?
That’s how many attack points were recorded by a weak team, not a strong team.
Han So-yeong, a broadcaster but a soccer fan and a personal fan of Hong Min-jun, was excited about the future of Hong Min-jun, who transferred to a strong team.
“Emphasize the number of attack points here… Now I can emphasize that my second year as a pro is a record for a newly promoted team… And I can emphasize that I am the Bundesliga top scorer and the Europa top scorer. It’s a pity he’s the king.”
Unfortunately, he became the joint top scorer with Munich’s Lusen Bock, but isn’t the top scorer the top scorer, whether alone or jointly? It is widely believed that he would have scored over 30 league goals if he hadn’t played as a central midfielder in the middle… Still, he played as a midfielder and proved many of the areas that were pointed out as weaknesses.
“That’s right. We shouldn’t forget the record that Hong Min-joon broke.”
Recorded the most goals in one game including the shortest goal record in the 4 major European leagues in the first round of the league against Munich, the most Asian goals and the most MOM, Bundesliga Rookie of the Year and the top scorer, the best 11 recruitment, the best player chosen by fans, and the kicker selection winger Position world class, plus—
“Breaking Falcao’s 17 goals with 18 goals, breaking the Europa League record for most goals in a season for the first time in 23 years… Okay, that’s enough? …It’s really amazing.”
After a brief preparation, Han So-young looked around the room to start the broadcast.
“Ehh. It’s like this again. Hmmmm. Hello, hello, was everyone having a good time? Hold on, I’m managing the chat window. Heeung, nunna, baby dispenser… You’re out. You’re like Hong Min-june… Mistress, do you want to keep doing this? You’re Ben. You said you wouldn’t? Asked me to see you? Yes, I’m not fooled~”
While doing the bloody purge, a link popped up in the chat window.
“Huh? A link suddenly…? Write~ Something suspicious~”
I would ignore it if it was too much, but I can’t ignore it because I’m a loyal listener who has been with me since the days of Hako with a whopping 100,000 sponsorship.
Carefully click the link,
“Ugh…!”
-Ugh!
—ㅗTTㅑ;
Hehe~ I’m dying~~
—What’s wrong with the chat window? Have you ever seen Hong Min-joon;; I’ll just change my pants
A photo of Hong Min-joon being called up to the national team and entering the Cheonan NFC appeared.
He looked like he was walking with a carrier in a normal white shirt and jeans, but his handsomeness pierced the picture like a scene from a pictorial.
“Yu, it’s new to see him in casual clothes after only seeing him in uniform… Isn’t it?”
—Your prince is so handsome
— Bad for the heart…
—? Are there only gay people here? Why is the atmosphere like this?
—Didn’t you know half of the viewers were female?
Hong Min-jun’s destructive power was truly amazing.
All kinds of articles simply by convening the national team… Because a photo collection under the guise of .
—I just found out that’s creepy. Most of the reporter’s names are female.
—There are men who are even more creepy…
—Look at the list of reporters writing articleshahaReporters from the political and economic departments are posting articles about Hong Min-joonhaha
Han So-young, who was watching viewers chatting, suddenly remembered.
“Come to think of it, today is the national soccer team convocation day. Huh? It’s the World Cup season now! Okay! Special broadcasting!!”
— Hey, I’m dying~~
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And at that time, Hong Min-joon was unpacking at the Cheonan NFC to prepare for the World Cup.
It was the beginning of the 2034 World Cup in Italy.