Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

Chapter 265

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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Chapter 265 – Barcelona Downfall

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『Nine goals against Barcelona! What is the record for the most goals scored by a player in a single game?

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“Hong Min-joon’s performance in the last game against Barcelona is a hot topic.
Hong Min-jun continued his reputation as a “Record breaker” By scoring a total of 9 goals in the game, 5 goals in the first half and 4 goals in the second half.

So what about the record in this field?
The record for the most goals scored in a game in football history dates back to 1946.

The record holder is Stefan Stannis from Poland.
Stéphane Stannis scored 16 goals alone in a French Cup match against Aubrey Astris on December 13, 1946, when he was playing for Racing, the French first division, and tied for first place.

Yes.
Tied for first place

So, who else has scored 16 goals in one game?
Surprisingly, the protagonist who tied for first place in the 21st century Cyprus 3rd division game was born, and that is Pontikos of Olympus Silopagu in Cyprus.

On 7 May 2007, Olympus Silofago scored 24 goals against SEK Aios Adanacio.
No matter how semi-professional he is, he has an exceptional number of goals.

In this match, Ponticos scored his first goal in the 3rd minute of the kickoff, and scored 4 goals in the first half in the 20th, 33rd and 35th minutes. After that, he scored goals in the 47th, 50th, 55th, 56th, 58th, 61st, 68th, 75th, 76th, 83rd, 86th, and 87th minutes of the second half, recording 16 goals in one game. Vomited

In the case of the Premier League, where Hong Min-joon plays, the most goals scored in a game is 5, with Andy Cole (1995), Alan Shearer (1999), Jermaine Defoe (2009), and Dimitar Berbatov (2010) tied for first place.

If you look at the previous Football League record, not the current EPL system, on April 13, 1936, Joe Payne of Luton Town in the third division scored 10 goals against Bristol Rovers.

In addition, in the case of the Bundesliga where Hong Min-Jun previously played, the 6 goals scored by Cologne’s Dieter Müller against Werder Bremen in 1977 hold the record for the most goals in a single match. However, in the case of Dieter Müller, there is no video material left due to the strike of TV station cameramen at the time.”

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『Barcelona match, even Messi surpassed! Record for most goals in a Champions League game!
“Past-
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During the European Cup, the predecessor of the Champions League, when Ajax’s Sojan Levy and others scored 5 goals—
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After the Champions League was reorganized into the current system, the record for most goals in a single match was tied for first place by Messi and Adriano with five goals.

Among them, Messi scored 5 goals in the second leg of the Champions League round of 16 against Leverkusen as a member of Barcelona in the last 12/13 season and tied for first place. Ironically, Hong Min-joon set a new record against Messi’s team—”

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『Nine goals exploded in one game! 4th all-time for most goals scored in a single Champions League game!』
“Newcastle vs Barcelona Champions League quarter-final first leg—
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A whopping 9 goals were scored in one match!
This was followed by Dortmund and Legia Warsaw in 16/17 with 12 goals, as Monaco and RC Deportivo in 03/04 with 11 goals, and Barcelona and Munich in 19/20 with 10 goals. Above record.

One interesting thing is that Barcelona, ​​3rd and 4th in the Champions League record for most goals in a single game, are in a position to be ‘taken’. In the match against 3rd place Munich by 8 goals, and in the match against 4th place Newcastle by 9 goals, it became the victim of the record.”

Well… Very satisfied.
I am grateful for the article, so I am very happy.

It tastes good.
Isn’t it worth investing points in this taste? Kya~

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【Technology】
[Skill 90] [Dribble 90] [Trapping 80 ▶ 90] [Short Pass 75] [Long Pass 70] [Shooting 85 ▶ 90] [Free Kick 42] [Header 41] [Tackle 40]

【Mental】
[Vision 65] [Anticipation 60] [Judgment 70] [Concentration 65] [Off the Ball 65] [Space Mark 50] [Peace 65] [Leadership 43] [Teamwork 60]

【Body】
[Agility 90] [Acceleration 90] [Balance 80 ▶ 85] [Agility 83 ▶85] [Reaction 85] [Power 70] [Jump 51] [Endurance 70] [Recovery 70]

【Hidden】
[Genius 80] [Charisma 95] [Intelligence 70]

【Height 182.7cm|75kg】

Originally, I was planning to raise my passing and mental abilities, but after being tackled by a dog, I instantly felt the heat.

So I impulsively went all-in based on my personal abilities and regretted it later… Looking at the article, I think the points were well written.

Okay.
How can a person always live according to plan? Every vacation, you make a schedule, but no one acts as it is, right?

Rather, thanks to his lack of individual ability, he set records and smashed Barcelona. This is a phone call

‘Kya~ I’m tired of the big picture.’

9 goals.
I was pissed off and ran like crazy, but I didn’t know that I would score 9 goals.

‘Is this my strength? Under… After all, a guy like me.’

I’m drunk with narcissism

『(Live) Breaking news! Barcelona manager José Matheus resigns!

Isn’t it a sudden breaking news?
When I clicked quickly, I saw that coach Jose Matheus was giving a press conference.

“—To resign as Barcelona coach… “

It looks like a camp nou press conference, but there is a loud sound beyond the broadcast.
There are so many overlapping sounds, I don’t know exactly, but I’m dying roughly, I’m leaving the football world, I’m going to kill you…

Well….
The unrest in Barcelona has not calmed down yet.

Right after the game, I couldn’t even do an interview properly and had to run away to the airport.
Why? It was an atmosphere where 100,000 spectators would turn into a mob at any moment.

No
Not only the 100,000 spectators, but the whole of ‘Barcelona’ was excited.

FC Barcelona means more than just a football club to the citizens of Barcelona.
Because such a team was smashed, smashed, and completely wrecked….

UEFA also had an informal interview and sent it to the airport, as if it seemed that it was going to be a big deal if he procrastinated for an interview.

So by the time I left, I had only heard of some unrest… Now that I see it, I’m upset.

On the other side of the resignation live of coach Jose Mateus, a small image of protesters was being broadcast.
Protesters filled the area around Kam Nou.

‘Uh… Isn’t this a big deal… ?’

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It was a big deal.
Really.

『”The Devil” Fernando Dominguez, 18-month suspension for heavy punishment!』
「—As a result of video analysis, it was concluded that it was a malicious tackle aimed at Hong Min-jun’s ankle, regardless of the ball. In response, UEFA sentenced Fernando Dominguez to an 18-month suspension—
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Fernando Dominguez’s discipline does not end here.
In addition to UEFA’s own punishment, he was also charged with criminal charges for ‘assault’. Experts say that up to imprisonment is possible because the nature of the crime is obvious—”

A few days later, articles on Fernando Dominguez’s severe punishment and subsequent criminal punishment broke out extensively,

『Fernando Dominguez “Tackle is directed by the coach!” Shocking statement!』
『”I never did that”, The protest of Jose Matheus』
『Intense truth battle, will it eventually go to court?』
『”It is true that he ordered tough defense” The truth revealed at the end of the exposure battle』
『Fierce court battle, what is the important issue?』

Fernando Dominguez, who was sentenced to criminal punishment for assault beyond the discipline of the Football Association itself, struggled and raised the incident.

After a fierce court battle that lasted six months, the truth was revealed that Jose Matheus ordered tough defense, but he never ordered injuries.

“Is it true that you blew the tackle because of jealousy!?”
“Since when did you have a sense of qualification?”

That Fernando Dominguez’s tackle was born out of jealousy.

From the first Sydney Olympics I met, he developed me, lost his place in the Barcelona squad due to my recruitment, left on loan, and returned after my release.

However, after that, I couldn’t overcome the fans’ expectations for Fernando Dominguez, who ‘replaced Hong Min-joon’, and I was sluggish and received a lot of criticism.

Well… Is this because I’m too good?
At first, whether I was suspended from business trip or served in prison, I felt sorry for myself, but… Actually, I was fine, so I even set a new record, but I felt sorry for him when he got a major injury called a sunken face, which ended his career as an 18-month game player and ended up serving a prison sentence.

Isn’t this all because I met a very good me?
So I did an interview for forgiveness and made an appropriate agreement.

That’s right, his career as a player fell into abyss… Well, it’s because of Ji’s malicious tackle, so who’s to blame?

In the end, Barcelona, ​​which had been noisy without wind until the end of the season, naturally fell into abyss with Jose Matheus and Fernando Dominguez, with their grades exploding.

In the presidential election held as soon as the season ended, the existing chairman and his right-hand man, football director and president Rafael Yuste, were ruined.

Afterwards, it was resurrected under a new president with a slogan of ‘Make Barcelona great again’ or something, and then it had a major accident… That was a long time later.

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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