Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

Chapter 276

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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Chapter 276 – One Year Later (1)

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Radio Star shooting is over.

“Hong Min-joon. This… Is the broadcast okay?”

Gukjin, who had a worried expression the whole time, carefully asked,

“Hong! I don’t think this is a bit~ You’re too honest.”
“Okay. How about asking me to edit it moderately?”

Even Kura and Jongshin were worried,

“Thank you for your concern. But it’s okay. This isn’t the first time.”

A few days with a cool answer.
After the specially organized episode of ‘Radio Star—Four Sports Stars’ aired, there was a real uproar.

『Hong Min-joon, who officially revealed his dating rumors after declaring multi-natural love』
『Love or Indulgence?』
『The Deviation of the Tennis Goddess! 3 years ago, secret love with Hong Min-joon that continued from college』
『UAE promotes special honorary citizenship system led by Dubai?』
『The truth inside the mask of the American national sister! The Stewart family, a prestigious US political and business world, does not take an official position.”

To the flood of articles pouring in,

-LOL
—As expected, Mr. Galju… Drops a nuclear bomb and goes;
—But didn’t Hong Min-joon declare the harem before?
— Yes, but look at the harem members
—Pretty girls seem to be going to eat all of them
—But Dubai is a distant article again? Why is that a domestic soccer article?
—Did this bastard really change his brain into a kochu?
—I’m so envious… I want to set up a harem with a pretty snow outing like that…
—Oppa, this is really disappointing. How can you do this?
—It’s going to be ruined soon after Hong Min-joon is messing around with that.
—Extremely handsome, blonde, big tits, older girlfriends, money fanatics who only go out with rich girlfriends.
—It’s okay, but the tutor is Yoon Hyuk… Ugh? Yoon Hee-yeon, Yoon Hyuk’s older sister?
—He ate his senior’s older sister… Hey, my kochyu hurts
—Follow me please

Endless comments.
And small, but

『(Ptoto) Hong Min-joon and Huh Areum leaving the hotel the day after filming for ‘Radio Star’]
「Dispatch Kim Jin-soo: According to the information quickly obtained by this magazine, Hong Min-joon was leaving the hotel with Heo Ah-reum the day after the shooting of Radio Star was over… 」
—You crazy bastardhaha​​In the end, he even ate his heart.
—Looks like you’re making a new girlfriend in the midst of this
– Isn’t Heo Ah-reum a crazy bitch? Give me the Harem Declaration report right in front of me? Wow, my mind is going dizzy
—After all, a man is a face, fuck… Look at me saying it’s alright

He was even discovered to have deviated from Heo Ah-reum.
Well… Well, it’ll be fine

But it’s a pity that the song was buried in the dating rumors.
I prepared hard to sing at Las, but it was an all-time passionate song… How come there is no article?

There’s no praise for my singing ability that’s comparable to that of a decent singer, so I feel empty, but I can’t help it.

On the plane to England, as if telling the chaotic current situation, one side of the shoulder that was smeared with raw eggs is uncomfortable.

When I came to Incheon International Airport to leave, there was a crowd as usual.

“Brother!! Still, I love you bro!! Oppa, me, kyaaak! Oppa oppa oppa!!”
“Hong Min-joon fighting!! Be sure to win!!”
“Crazy so handsome… What can I do? It’s crazy, it’s really great… “

There were fans, too.

“A crazy cub for a woman! Get out and search!”
“Gee, don’t embarrass Korea, let’s do it in moderation!”
“Hong Min-jun out!!”

As if the rapidly growing anti group was also occupying a spot, they were even baptized with raw eggs out of nowhere.
I hurriedly got on the plane, but I felt really bad… Oh hey, shit

* * *

Before the start of the season, I appeared on a local British talk show for the last time, and this time, the topic was my harem declaration.
Oriental tennis goddess Yoon Hee-yeon, who won Asia’s first championship at Wimbledon in London, England, and Elena, who is the national sister of the United States and a direct descendant of Stewart, a famous political and business world, are famous women in England.

How much attention must have been drawn to those women, not one but two, who acknowledged that they were dating me at the same time.

On top of that, even British-born superstar singer-songwriter Tina Lott belatedly confirmed her girlfriend through social media…

Eh, the noise in the UK was by no means inferior to Korea.
Thanks to that, I had to suffer for a long time on the talk show, but anyway, after revealing my girlfriends, the king’s ears are donkey ears, and it’s cool to escape from the stuffiness.

After finishing all the schedules, I participated in Newcastle’s pre-season training for the new season.

Loud is loud with my harem declaration and the football world hasn’t stopped, but Newcastle have also had a few transfers and releases this season.

Normally, the transfer market, which would have been hot with my transfer rumors, is buried for a different reason this time, so there is a feeling that Newcastle’s transfer market is relatively buried… From my point of view, and based on analysis with Harin and Daye, it can be evaluated as a fairly decent recruitment.

As long as it became a leading club aiming to win the league, it focused on making the squad thicker by disposing of a large number of players who were not at the level that were not helpful in actual games and recruiting real players.

Well, there were no big transfers like other big clubs, but it was a good transfer market just by getting out of the paper squad.

The 35/36 season has begun.

『Hong Min-jun, who scored a hat-trick from the first game and led the team to victory!』

Newcastle’s early momentum

『2 consecutive hat tricks!! 2 matches, 6 goals, 1 help, Hong Min-joon started off with a great pace!!

It was burning terribly violently.

『Overcoming the 10-goal notice in 5 games and surpassing Holland!』
“Newcastle’s Hong Min-joon’s burning scoring ability is a hot topic.
After the opening of the 22/23 season, after setting a record in this field by scoring 9 goals in 5 games, a record was written in 10 years.

Starting with a hat-trick in the first game and a hat-trick in the second consecutive round, Hong Min-joon set a new record by reaching 10 goals in 5 games.

Before the start of the season, there were concerns about performance due to the controversy over polygamy, but the unwavering performance dispelled the anxiety—”

In particular, I showed off my scoring ability, which has returned even more powerfully, and my goal sense, which reached its peak thanks to the support of the coaching staff and colleagues who are now accustomed to my style. Could

『Hong Min-jun’s enemy is not Holland, but his past self!』
“Hong Min-joon’s performance this season is amazing.
.
.
Now that the first half is well off, he has scored 22 goals in 15 games, with an expected goal (xG) of 16.5 and an amazing statistic of xG per shot: 0.43—”

『Are you crossing the 40 league goal mark again after last year? Hong Min-joon’s unprecedented face!』
“The record for the most goals scored in all competitions by a Premier League club player in a single season is 44, which was held by Manchester United’s Ruud van Nistelrooy in the 02/03 season and Liverpool’s Mohamed Salah in the 17/18 season.

However, the record broken by Hong Min-jun last year is expected to be broken by Hong Min-jun himself this year as well.
Currently participating as a member of Newcastle, he is recording an all-time pace by surpassing the 30 goal mark in the first half in four competitions, including the ‘Premier League’, ‘FA Cup’, ‘League Cup’ and ‘Champions League’—”

『A new record again!! ‘Record killer’ Min-jun Hong breaks Jamie Vardy’s record of 11 goals in a row!!
『Shock victory! Mr.Almighty!!”
『What has Hong Min-joon changed this season?』

“Hong Min-joon!! This is Minjoon Hong!! Mr. Almighty!! The Lord of Newcastle, the owner of the castle, shows off his strength in the last game of the first half and leads the team to a draw!!”
“Crazy! This player just makes no sense! He thought he was perfect, but he came back more perfect!! Who the hell is going to stop this player!!”
“It is clear that he is a really great player! Right now, the only player who can stand up to Hong Min-jun is Ballon d’Or winner Jorge Garcia!!”
“Oh, by the way, there will be a Ballon d’Or announcement soon. Hong Min-jun will compete with Jorge Garcia again on the Ballon d’Or podium.”
“It really reminds me of Messi and Ronaldo. I look forward to who will be the owner of the Ballon d’Or this year.”

As he broke all records and became a ‘record breaker’, there was no lack of expectations for this Ballon d’Or.

Although I’m behind Jorge Garcia in terms of career, I have better personal stats, so there’s no chance… I wanted to

“The owner of the Ballon d’Or— congratulations! Jorge Garcia!!”
“Jorge García was top scorer in the league and top scorer in the Champions League, leading Real Madrid to win the league title and the Champions League. Please give Jorge Garcia a round of applause for the feat of winning the Ballon d’Or three times in a row!”
“Since Lionel Messi, who won the Ballon d’Or four times in a row from 2009 to 2012, he became the first player to win three awards in a row, standing tall as the best player by far—”

… Fuck this
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Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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