Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

Chapter 313

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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Chapter 313 – Los Blancos Regret, Exhaustion, Obsession Teaching (5)

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In order to be labeled a ‘professional’ in any sport, not only talent and effort, but also the desire to win is an important factor that cannot be left out. Of course, if you are a professional player, you have no choice but to have a competitive spirit.

In that sense, the atmosphere after the game goes back and forth depending on whether they win or lose, and the atmosphere after the victory is sunny itself.

No matter how sluggish it was on the big stage of the Champions League round of 16, on the way back after defeating Real Madrid, the Newcastle team was singing a cheering song with their voices raised on the bus heading to the airport.

“I’m coming home~ Newcastle”

‘Coming home Newcastle’ is a country-style song, so it’s not very good to sing along, but… Well, the atmosphere is so enthusiastic that it’s worth listening to.

“Hey, Minjun! Why are you crying on such a good day!”

Contrary to her naive face, Luke, who was screaming, whether it was a song or a work lie, with blood vessels on his neck that was as thick as a slender woman’s thigh, opened her eyes.

“What… Not at all. It’s nothing.”

Looking through the sports news full of articles on ‘Jorge Garcia’ through the screen of a smartphone, he replied with a cold heart.

“What are you looking at? Article? Come to think of it, the article must have already appeared. Are all Jorge knights? Aha, is it because you’re sad that your article isn’t there?”

This teddy bear… Who do you know as such a narrow-minded guy?

“It’s okay, Minjun. Just because you were covered by Knight Jorge doesn’t mean that your performance was buried. Let’s do more in the 2nd match and defeat Jorge! I believe in Minjun!”

No.
It’s not like this because the headlines are covered in sin Jorge Garcia!
It’s never, never because my interview was buried!!

“… In Korea, there are only interviews with me, so it’s okay.”
“Yes, yes.”

As I walk over to the green window while ignoring the smiling gomtaeng, I am greeted by a wide open headline.

“Trot! Hong Min-joon, special naturalization screening in UAE!?』

I also like my country.

* * *

Dual citizenship is nothing new in Europe.
Isn’t it an area overflowing with players with triple, quadruple, or even 5-6 multiple nationalities?

Why isn’t there a player with an octuple nationality called Sandy Walsh?
A Somali-South African Irish father born in England and an Indonesian Dutch mother born in Switzerland gave birth in Belgium, giving birth to an octopus of Indonesian, Belgian, English, Irish, Swiss, South African, Somali and Dutch nationality. Done.

In the days of imperialism, colonies were made all over the world, and they endured to maintain the colonies far and wide even after the passage of time.

What kind of topic would an interview about being able to obtain dual nationality in a place where two or three nationalities are common?
However, it was a different problem in Korea, which basically recognizes a single nationality—

“What!? Hong Min-joon is naturalized!?”

Korea jumped up.
I acquired dual nationality, but the media misunderstood it, so I lit a fire more by saying things like naturalization.

First of all, Korea also recognizes dual citizenship by law.
However, it is premised on the “Oath of non-exercise of foreign nationality”.
Of course, in the case of men, there is a prerequisite for completing military service.

In my case, I was exempted from military service through the Olympics, so my military service was resolved… If you make a vow not to exercise your foreign nationality, you can only report your marriage according to Korea’s monogamy system.

The first step to avoid this is to obtain UAE citizenship.
And the final step is to change the Korean law and get marriage recognized in Korea… In fact, it’s almost impossible.

Still, I tried to turn the impossible into possible.
As a base job, I sponsored politicians through a company owned by Harin, subtly threw a spark through a media company headed by a reporter noona, changed my promiscuous women’s wanderings into a positive image, and participated in miscellaneous A-matches. Create an image of a patriot who ‘exploits himself for Korea’…

Why is it that there is nothing that cannot be done in Korea?
I know it’s not good, but that doesn’t mean I’m not someone who burns with a sense of mission to set Korean politics right. If it’s good for me, I should write something bad.

Let’s allow dual citizenship for the overwhelmingly popular star who has gained a positive image by making a caricature of even a female traveler, a “Patriot” Who is willing to sacrifice himself for Korea, a soccer genius who is unsparing! Or let’s make a special law!… Is to create public opinion.

If it was for the purpose of avoiding military service, no matter how much the country obtained the right to play, it would have been blinded by public opinion, but that is not the case.

I’ve done this, but still can’t?
Then what should you coolly give up?

You don’t have to become naturalized just by getting UAE citizenship, you just need to register your marriage in UAE.
It is said that it cannot be recognized only in Korea, but what can I do in the current world where common-law marriages are prevalent.
It’s okay if you live in a common-law marriage.

Of course, the best thing to do is to moderate the nationality law in Korea, but no matter how much I am an undisputed sports star in the history of Korea, I can’t change the law at will, isn’t it?

So, while my interview in Europe was buried under Jorge’s bombshell remarks, in Korea, Jorge’s bombshell remarks were buried in my ‘dual citizenship’ interview.

I don’t know why the acquisition of dual nationality leads to naturalization, but Korea has become abuzz thanks to the media’s fuss… Well, wait and see, the answer will come.

About 15 days are given between the first leg of the Champions League round of 16 against Real Madrid and the second leg.
And between those 15 days, 4 matches were waiting, 2 league matches, 1 FA Cup match and 1 League Cup match.

The first was against Manchester United in the round of 16 of the FA Cup.
England’s best… No, Manchester United, which achieved the first treble in England as a club that was aiming for the best in Europe, was now following Sasnal.

In other words, winning the league is unimpressive, and struggling to qualify for the Champions League.
This year is no different, as always, the FA Cup round of 16 was a less important tournament for Manchester United, who struggled in the fight for the top 4 with the Champions League berth.

It would be surprising if the schedule was relaxed, but the harsh schedule and injuries suffered by the EPL club made it impossible to focus on the FA Cup round of 16.

Thanks to this, both Newcastle and Man Utd, who faced each other in the round of 16, had players close to the 2nd team through extensive rotations, and Newcastle’s 1:0 victory at the end of the garbage performance ended.

From my point of view, which was completely excluded from the list for a break and watching the game leisurely, it was a gloomy performance that naturally made me moan, “Oops, my eyes are going to melt!” Well, it was close to the 2nd Army, so you should understand.

In the 27th round of the league that followed, against West Ham, I won 6:1 with my performance in driving 4 goals.

“I am Hong Min-jun, who scores 4 goals in round 27 and maintains the top scorer ranking!”

It’s halfway through and we’re heading towards the end of the season, but even so, with more than 10 league games left, my league score has already exceeded 40 goals.

In fact, the situation where the top scorer has been confirmed.
Even if you don’t play the rest of the league, the probability of winning the top scorer will be 99%. You never know. If someone suddenly wakes up and scores 4-5 goals in a game, it might be reversed.

However, if you put it that way, quantum mechanics, the probability that a person will jump through the wall with all their might is not 0%, so it is different from saying that you should try it.
In a word, it’s a bitch.

Even looking back at the long history of the EPL, it is an unrivaled scoring pace, but compared to my scoring pace last year… It may come out, but considering that he missed a few games due to the Olympics earlier this year, you can see that he is steadily rising.

Under… You’re so good, but you’re still developing.
Are my skills real? It really makes my heart feel great.

The match that followed was the League Cup final.
Sasnal, who advanced to the final after a long time… No, Arsenal attacked with all their might, but Sas is Sasnal.

Arsenal, a small cannon that is weakening in front of the championship, could not cross the giant mountain called ‘Hong Min-jun’ and fell to his knees.

In the final, he scored 2 goals and 2 assists and won the MOM of the match, again leading Newcastle to the League Cup victory.

And 3 days later.
It can’t be said to be a huge achievement, but it’s a major tournament in its own way, and the 28th round Chelsea game approached without a moment to rejoice at the first win of the season.

“Long time no see. Let’s see if we can run wild today.”

Director Lorenzo Fedrico, still showing off his middle-aged beauty, asks for a handshake with a triumphant smile.

“Oh~ Today is also wonderful. Where is that scarf from?”
“Hmm? This? If you do well today, I’ll give it to you as a present.”
“You will regret it.”
“Heh. Regret it Just be yourself. Well, that’s like you. But be careful. I prepared well this time.”

And slaughtered

Yep, it doesn’t work at all.

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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