Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

Chapter 85

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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Chapter 85 – Entertainment Outing (3)

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The complexion of the writers darkens in real time at the smell of no fun that emanates from senior Oh Pyo-shik.
Right before the writers and sisters were frustrated with despair, Su-geun, who grasped the situation, intervened.

“I have a question, though. Weren’t you guys together during the Olympics?”
“Is not it.”
“But why are you in and out like this?”
“In and out?”

Senior Pyo Pyo is bewildered by Su Geun’s question.

“What is inside and outside? Why am I a bastard?”
“Poop!”

Everyone exploded at the unexpected drip.

“What. Why, why are you laughing?”

It exploded more because it wasn’t a drip.

“Uh-Hak, Uh-Hak, Uh-Hak-Hak!”
“Ohhh, the mark is really great.”
“No, wait. Do you really not know isn’t it? Are you pretending not to know?”

From Hodong, who burst out holding his stomach, to Heechul, who genuinely laughs, and even to Janghun, who doubts that he can’t believe it.
Under… As a football player, it’s really embarrassing.

“Ah, ah~ What is it, do you mean that?”

Pyo-sik, who heard the meaning belatedly, insisted that he knew, but no one believed it.
His expression was too real for that.

“But I’m close with the kids! Right, kids?”
“I don’t think so~ What does Minjun call the sign?”
“Me? I call him Pyo-sik senior.”
“Ah, what is it? Then you’re not close.”
“Do you still call me senior? Wow~ I didn’t see Pyo-sik like that, but it’s a style where seniors and juniors discipline each other!?”

When Kyung-hun sighs after hearing Su-geun’s words, senior Pyo-sik wags his hand in the air and makes excuses.

“Oh, no! Really, wow, we’re really close! Right, Minjun?”
“No, sir.”
“… Uh? Hey hey why You’re usually very messy!”
“Sorry. Shall we lie down as usual?”
“Euhahaha! Minjun has a great sense of humor! But Minjuna! At our school, everyone is the same age.

At Hodong’s cry, senior Oh Pyo-shik quickly nodded.

“Right! Just call me by my first name!”
“Uh… I don’t know Yoonhyuk, but there’s a big age gap with Pyosik senior…”
“Wow? How old are you?”
“It’s a 10 year difference.”
“Ten years old? Nothing kid!! Hey, look at what they do to me!”

Heechul and Kyunghoon playfully opened their mouths at Hodong’s joke.

“Yeah! We don’t call him hyung even though we’re 13 years apart from Hodong.”
“Isn’t it Hodong?”

Senior Pyo-sik, who was utterly oblivious while giving off a no-jam-smell like that, unintentionally exploded one and was able to put an oxygen respirator on the writers who were on the verge of passing out.

“Name! Yoon Hyuk! I am 22 years old.”

Next is Yoon Hyuk-senpai’s turn.
Unlike senior Pyo-sik, who was very stiff, the writers and noonas naturally looked forward to seeing them standing in front of the lecture table.

“Handsome.”

I could hear the whispering voices of the writers and sisters.
… Was it just because he was handsome? Well, the moderately handsome and well-groomed appearance of senior Yoon Hyuk is worthy of being liked by women.

Su-geun, who was reading the application form he had written in advance, asked curiously.

“Uh? Does Yoon-hyeok have an older sister? Is your sister famous?”
“Is not it? Maybe he’s more famous than me?”
“Five! I’m curious. Who?”

Even though I already know, Kyung-hoon pretends to hear it for the first time and asks.

“My name is Heeyeon Yoon. I am a tennis player.”
“Oh oh! You know, you know!! I know very well!! Tennis Fairy!!”

Heechul jumped up and showed an over-the-top reaction.
But was Heeyeon noona so famous?

Of course, even when we first met, she was a promising prospect in school, and she was evaluated as a rising star in the tennis world.

“Heeyeon Yoon is the queen of Korean tennis! Right!”
“It’s called that these days.”
“Right. I know it well because I’m a fan of Yoon Hee-yeon! You’re feeling really good these days. Are you flying all over this year?”

She questioned Heechul’s doubtful remarks about when she had been a fan without even realizing it.

“Could Heechul be a 3rd generation fan?”
“Huh!? How did you know? I’m a 3rd generation fan of Yoon Hee-yeon.”

She wanted to be sorry for dripping, but she accepted it smoothly, just like Heechul, who is quick to communicate.
He almost became ‘Youngchul’.

“Hey guys. Doesn’t Hodong look like he doesn’t know this?”

However, the other members who did not know about this drip were confused and the moment the atmosphere went down, Su-geun exquisitely intervened.

“Huh? Really? Hodong really doesn’t know Yoon Hee-yeon?”

Ho-dong grumbles exaggeratedly at Kyung-hun’s question, which quickly took over.

“What are you talking about~ I know~ A tennis fairy child!! That’s why, you just won the game and did that.”
“That’s right. I won the Korea Open and had good results at the Australian Open right before.”
“Really, Yoon Hee-yeon’s momentum these days is no joke. Are your skills in full bloom?”
“I think so. Strangely, my sister’s potential exploded half a year ago. When I asked why, he said he ate something good, but when I ask him what he ate, he just laughs.”

What? Half a year ago?
What happened then… Maybe it was around that time when I first met you.

‘Couldn’t it be that my semen is a good thing?’

Oh no Have you seen too many Hitomi?
Eating semen increases performance… What kind of crazy delusion is this?

Anyway, hearing Heeyeon noona’s name makes me want to see her all of a sudden. I said I was taking a break in Korea for a while… Can I call you home

“But my sister is a fan of him.”

It’s already been 2 hours since the shooting started.
As I maintained a higher tension than usual, I quickly got tired.

The initial excitement is gone, and I’m a bit dazed from the rushing fatigue, and suddenly my eyes are focused.
What why?

“Because my older sister is the type who isn’t really interested in men? No, I’m not kidding, it’s for real. There’s such a thing. Why, someone who is so absorbed in her career and work that she doesn’t care about miscellaneous things. My sister is just that type of person, so she’s really interested in men. “There wasn’t any? But these days, it’s really crazy because of Min-jun. Min-jun always asks what’s wrong, what’s the news… It’s so annoying, I’m dying.”
“Wow~ Is the tennis fairy now a fan of Minjun?”
“That’s also a steamed fan. My phone background is Minjun’s picture, and I’m not interested in his younger brother Lee Juck, but I’m looking for all the rumors about Minjun’s transfer. Because it’s extremely sincere.”

Hoon Jang, who had been listening carefully to senior Yoon Hyuk’s remarks, suddenly opened his mouth and said,

“As expected, it’s because you’re handsome, because you’re handsome. I always say that. A man doesn’t need anything else. He has to be handsome.”

He insisted on appearance supremacy.
At those words, Heechul burst into laughter.

“Janghun-ah. Then what about Yeongchul?”
“Huh? Youngchul… Ai, I don’t know!”
“Why do you only have me!”

That’s how senior Yoon Hyuk’s turn ended.

“Then, the last question. There is something I am really thankful for, Minjun, what is it?”

Well… Thank you for me
What is it?

I was thinking about it because I couldn’t get any inspiration, but it seems that Jang-hoon noticed it.

“Hey. Even the person involved in this, Min-jun, doesn’t know about it?”
“Huh? Really? Minjun doesn’t know the answer to this?”
“Well…”
“Ah~ I don’t know. It’s done!”
“No. It’s not that I don’t know.”
“Then what is it?”

This… I really don’t know.
I screamed that I knew, but I couldn’t get a sense of it.

“I know, I know… Ah, there are so many things that Yoon Hyuk should be thankful for, so I don’t know what exactly.”

So I made a moderate joke, and everyone likes it.

“Euhhhhh! Minjunie is very sly.”
“Hyuk-ah! I don’t know because there are too many Min-joons?”
“…I think I forgot all of a sudden?”

After roughly a couple of nonsensical answers came out, senior Yoon Hyuk started talking.

“Min-Jun has been unusual since he first came in, isn’t it? Our coach always puts freshmen into one team and deliberately makes them score goals. Shall we call it an unusual ceremony? He fumbles the ball and misses it, so he scores a goal.”

Senior Yoon Hyuk’s words suddenly reminded me of the first day of enlistment.

“Huh? Wait a minute… Ah~ What is it! Could it be that you messed up that!? Somehow, it really looks like an illnesshaha.”
“Euhahaha! Minjun is mad!”
“Wow, I think I just heard something strange? Bottle what? Bottle ~ what?”

These hyenas. You’re biting as if you’ve been waiting.
Anyway, I can’t believe that amateurish defense was a mess. Somehow it didn’t make much sense.

“Wait a minute. Hyuk is talking. Let’s listen more. So?”
“It is said that that is the coach’s unique way to identify players, but you see the player’s reaction when he gets a goal out of the blue? A freshman who has just joined is active even though he is absurdly devastated? Then it’s a strong heart. It is the manager’s theory that such a player plays an active role in a big game. But this was just Minjun.”
“Ohh~ Minjunie did a great job?”
“Is not it. It also flew around completely, and it was said that it was unmatched against seniors in 3rd and 4th grade. Perhaps, at that time, he scored a goal with a solo dribble breakthrough from the half line, I think it was. I just felt it when I saw it. Ah! He’s different.”

Well… Did that mean anything?
If you think about it, it seems to make sense. Since I was young, I wasn’t nervous even before a big game, and thanks to that, I used to play more than usual among players who were stiff from tension.

“Yeah! Minjunie was a genius, right?”

Ah, here it is again the script.
Previously, senior Yoon Hyuk’s story was an ad lib, but after talking about me and inducing the story that Min Jun is a genius, the fact that he was a hard worker was a pre-planned story.

“Genius. Absolute genius.”

… What? But isn’t this a script?
I should say I’m not a genius, but a hard worker.

“But did I mention it earlier? There is something to be thankful for. At first, I thought that Minjun was simply a genius? That’s right. The 1st grade plays with the 3rd and 4th graders, so I wondered if this is the real difference in talent.”
“You know, you know. I also went to the US to watch the NBA during my active career, and I felt it right then. There is a real talent gap. The more you know about this, the more you see it?”

As a former athlete, Hoon Jang responded positively.
Ah, the image of a genius isn’t bad either… The original plan was an effortless image.

Daye Yoon’s judgment is that if she is already outstanding in both her abilities and her looks, adding the image of a genius can create a sense of separation from the public.
So, when coordinating with the writers and noonas in advance, I even asked them to leave out introducing me as a genius.

… Are you okay with this?
He glanced at Daye Yoon, who was watching from among the staff, but his expression was calm.

Well… Well, it’ll be fine

Face Genius Is Good at Soccer

The only condition to be good at soccer is“Sex”

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