The red sleeve brushed over the wooden plaque carved by the boy in his childhood, the crooked little face glowing softly under the moonlight. “Back then, you promised to watch the moon with me for eternity, and I thought nothing of it. But now, seeing you laugh with others… I can’t help but feel an inexplicable loss…” The little shimei he once picked up and raised had blossomed into a graceful beauty, unaware of her own budding feelings. Consumed by irrational jealousy, she pressed her sword against his face for a “friendly spar.” “Big Brother’s swordsmanship belongs only to me! If those female cultivators dare come near you again, I’ll kill them!” The disgraced youngest daughter of the Shangguan family clutched a faded stone, reminiscing about the past. Tormented by guilt yet unable to let go of her love, she stormed Luoshen Mountain in the dead of night with a warming jade in hand. “Mother said that incident harmed your foundation… This jade can restore your health, but it needs my body heat to activate it! D-don’t misunderstand—I’m not trying to stay!” [System: Hidden Achievement Unlocked • Cultivation is an Endless Series of Battlegrounds] —— ———— Having cultivated for a century, Su Yuanqiu impulsively threw himself into a cauldron—only to awaken the “Pleasure System.” With his lifespan reduced to a mere ten days, he had no choice but to reinvent himself and embrace performance art. While others sought immortality to defy the heavens, Su Yuanqiu courted death just to stay alive. But as his “debt to fairies” grew thicker than a sect’s rulebook… Even eight hundred lightning tribulations might not be enough to atone for this mess.