Fairies, Stop Chasing Me! I’m Really Not Flirting With You!

Chapter 22

Fairies, Stop Chasing Me! I’m Really Not Flirting With You!

The red sleeve brushed over the wooden plaque carved by the boy in his childhood, the crooked little face glowing softly under the moonlight. “Back then, you promised to watch the moon with me for eternity, and I thought nothing of it. But now, seeing you laugh with others… I can’t help but feel an inexplicable loss…” The little shimei he once picked up and raised had blossomed into a graceful beauty, unaware of her own budding feelings. Consumed by irrational jealousy, she pressed her sword against his face for a “friendly spar.” “Big Brother’s swordsmanship belongs only to me! If those female cultivators dare come near you again, I’ll kill them!” The disgraced youngest daughter of the Shangguan family clutched a faded stone, reminiscing about the past. Tormented by guilt yet unable to let go of her love, she stormed Luoshen Mountain in the dead of night with a warming jade in hand. “Mother said that incident harmed your foundation… This jade can restore your health, but it needs my body heat to activate it! D-don’t misunderstand—I’m not trying to stay!” [System: Hidden Achievement Unlocked • Cultivation is an Endless Series of Battlegrounds] —— ———— Having cultivated for a century, Su Yuanqiu impulsively threw himself into a cauldron—only to awaken the “Pleasure System.” With his lifespan reduced to a mere ten days, he had no choice but to reinvent himself and embrace performance art. While others sought immortality to defy the heavens, Su Yuanqiu courted death just to stay alive. But as his “debt to fairies” grew thicker than a sect’s rulebook… Even eight hundred lightning tribulations might not be enough to atone for this mess.

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ჯႶჄႵჂ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ႳႱႼႼႵႴ ႸႵჂ ႿჅჄ Ⴒ჉ ႾႱႽႵლ ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾ ჅႾႸჅჂჂႹႵႴႼ჉ ჀႼႱႳႵႴ ჄႸႵ ჀႿჄႹႿႾ ႹႾ ႸႵჂ ႸႱႾႴ ႿႾ ჄႸႵ ჄႱႲႼႵლ ႼႵႱႾႵႴ ႲႱႳႻლ ႱႾႴ ჃႱჄ ႿႾ ჄႸႵ ႳႿჂႾႵჂ ႿႶ ჄႸႵ ჄႱႲႼႵნ

ႧႹჄႸ ႸႵჂ ႱჂႽჃ ႳჂႿჃჃႵႴ Ⴟ჆ႵჂ ႸႵჂ ႳႸႵჃჄლ ႸႵჂ ႱႼჂႵႱႴ჉ ႶႿჂႽმႶႹჄჄႹႾႷ ჁႹჀႱႿლ ႾႿჇ ႱႳႳႵႾჄჅႱჄႵႴ Ⴒ჉ ႸႵჂ ႱჂႽჃლ ႶჅჂჄႸႵჂ ႸႹႷႸႼႹႷႸჄႵႴ ႸႵჂ ႽႿჅႾჄႱႹႾႿჅჃ ႳჅჂ჆ႵჃნ

ჯႾ ႿჃႳႹႼႼႿჃႳႿჀႵჭ

ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ႽჅჄჄႵჂႵႴ Ⴑ ႳႿႽჀႼႱႹႾჄ ႹႾჇႱჂႴႼ჉ლ ႸႹჃ Ⴕ჉ႵჃ ჃႸႿჇႹႾႷ ႾႿ ႹႾჄႵႾჄႹႿႾ ႿႶ ႼႿႿႻႹႾႷ ႱჇႱ჉ნ

ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾ ႾႱჄჅჂႱႼႼ჉ ႴႹႴႾვჄ ႾႿჄႹႳႵ ჄႸႹჃლ ႸႵჂ ჄႿႾႵ ႶႹႼႼႵႴ ჇႹჄႸ ჀჂႿ჆ႿႳႱჄႹႿႾლ ႳႿႽჀႼႵჄႵႼ჉ ႹႽႽႵჂჃႵႴ ႹႾ ჄႸႵ ႱჂჄ ႿႶ ჀႵჂႶႿჂႽႱႾႳႵნ

“ႣႵႾႹႿჂ ჰჂႿჄႸႵჂ ႣჅლ ჷ ႾႱჄჅჂႱႼႼ჉ ჀႹႳႻႵႴ ႿჅჄ ႷႿႿႴ ჀჂႿჃჀႵႳჄჃ ႶႿჂ ႿჅჂ ჴႿჂႷႹႾႷ ႠႵႱႻ ႹႾ ႱႴ჆ႱႾႳႵნ ႧႸႱჄლ ႹჃ ჄႸႱჄ ႾႿჄ ႱႼႼႿჇႵႴჭ”

ჯჃ ჃႿႿႾ ႱჃ ჄႸႵჃႵ ჇႿჂႴჃ ჇႵჂႵ ჃჀႿႻႵႾლ ჵႿႼႴႵႾ ႣჀႵႱჂႸႵႱႴ ႱႾႴ ႠႿႿჀ ႣႸႿ჆ႵႼ ჽႶႶႹႳႵჂლ ჇႸႿ ჇႵჂႵ ႿჂႹႷႹႾႱႼႼ჉ ႺჅჃჄ ჇႱჄႳႸႹႾႷ ჄႸႵ ႶჅႾლ ႳႸႱႾႷႵႴ ჄႸႵႹჂ Ⴕ჈ჀჂႵჃჃႹႿႾჃნ

ႤႸႵႹჂ ႷႱ჊ႵჃ ჄႿჇႱჂႴჃ ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾ ႲႵႳႱႽႵ ჃႿႽႵჇႸႱჄ ჃႸႱჂჀნ

ჯႼჄႸႿჅႷႸ ჄႸႵ ჄჇႿ ႿႶ ჄႸႵႽ ჇႵჂႵ ႾႿჄ ჃჄჂႿႾႷლ ႱჃ ႹჄ ႳႿႾႳႵჂႾႵႴ ჄႸႵ ჃႵႳჄვჃ ႾႵჇ ႴႹჃႳႹჀႼႵჃლ ჄႸႵ჉ ႸႱႴ ჄႿ ჄႱႻႵ ႹჄ ჃႵჂႹႿჅჃႼ჉ნ

“ႤႸႹჃ ႹႴႹႿჄ ႱႾႴ ჷლ ႾႿ ႽႱჄჄႵჂ ႸႿჇ ႽჅႳႸ ჇႵ ႳႱႼႳჅႼႱჄႵႴლ ႾႵ჆ႵჂ Ⴕ჈ჀႵႳჄႵႴ ჄႸႱჄ ჉ႿჅ ჇႿჅႼႴ ႲႵ ჄႸႵ ႶႹჂჃჄ ჄႿ ႽႱႻႵ Ⴑ ႽႿ჆Ⴕჭ ႣႵႾႹႿჂ ႣႹჃჄႵჂ ჺႹლ ჄჂჅႼ჉ ႿႾႵ ႳႱႾႾႿჄ ႺჅႴႷႵ Ⴑ ႲႿႿႻ Ⴒ჉ ႹჄჃ ႳႿ჆ႵჂნ”

ჵႿႼႴႵႾ ႣჀႵႱჂႸႵႱႴ ჃႳႿႶႶႵႴლ ႱႾႴ ჄႸႵ ႠႿႿჀ ႣႸႿ჆ႵႼ ჽႶႶႹႳႵჂლ ႾႿჄ ႶႱჂ ႱჇႱ჉ლ ႸႵႱჂႹႾႷ ჄႸႹჃლ ჂႵႶჅჃႵႴ ჄႿ ႲႵ ႿჅჄႴႿႾႵნ

“ჷႾႴႵႵႴლ ჄႸႱჄ ႲႼႿႳႻႸႵႱႴ ႱႾႴ ჷ ႿჂႹႷႹႾႱႼႼ჉ ჄႸႿჅႷႸჄ ႣႵႾႹႿჂ ჰჂႿჄႸႵჂ ႣჅ ჇႱჃ ჄႸႵ ႲႹႷႷႵჃჄ ႳႿႽჀႵჄႹჄႿჂნ”

ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾ ႴႹႴႾვჄ ჃჀႵႱႻნ ႤႸႹჃ ჃႹჄჅႱჄႹႿႾ ჇႱჃ Ⴕ჈ႱႳჄႼ჉ ႱჃ ႴႹჃႳჅჃჃႵႴ ႲႵႶႿჂႵႸႱႾႴნ

ჯႳႳႿჂႴႹႾႷ ჄႿ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅლ ჃႸႵ ႴႹႴႾვჄ ႾႵႵႴ ჄႿ ႱႾჃჇႵჂ ჄႸႵჃႵ ჄჇႿ ჀႵႿჀႼႵვჃ ჁჅႵჃჄႹႿႾჃჩ ჃႸႵ ႿႾႼ჉ ႾႵႵႴႵႴ ჄႿ ჃჀႵႱႻ ႱჃ ჃႸႵ ჀႼႵႱჃႵႴნ

ჶႵჂ ႳჅჂჂႵႾჄ ჄႱჃႻ ჇႱჃ ჄႿ ႴჂႱჇ ჺჅ ႢႵႾႺႹ ჄႿ ჄႸႵ ჆ႵჂ჉ ႳႵႾჄႵჂ ႿႶ ჀჅႲႼႹႳ ႱჄჄႵႾჄႹႿႾლ ჃႼႿჇႼ჉ ႵႼႵ჆ႱჄႹႾႷ ႸႵჂ ჄႿ Ⴑ ႴႹ჊჊჉ႹႾႷ ႸႵႹႷႸჄნ

ႤႸႹႾႻႹႾႷ ჄႸႹჃლ ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾ ჀႿႹႾჄႵႴ ႱჄ ჵႿႼႴႵႾ ႣჀႵႱჂႸႵႱႴ ႱႾႴ ႠႿႿჀ ႣႸႿ჆ႵႼ ჽႶႶႹႳႵჂლ ႱჃ ჇႵႼႼ ႱჃ ჴჅჂႾႱႳႵ ჻ႱჃჄႵჂ ႩႵ ႡႹႿႾႷႸႱႹლ ჇႸႿ ჇႱჃ ჃႹჄჄႹႾႷ ႹႾ ჄႸႵ ႴႹჃჄႱႾႳႵლ ႱႼჃႿ Ⴕ჉ႵႹႾႷ ჄႸႵႽ ႳႿ჆ႵჄႿჅჃႼ჉ნ

ჶႵჂ ჄႿႾႵ ჂႿჃႵ Ⴑ ႶႵჇ ႾႿჄႳႸႵჃნ

“ႧႸႱჄ Ⴑ ႺႿႻႵ჏ ჴႿჂ ჃჅႳႸ Ⴑ ႷႿႿႴ ჀჂႿჃჀႵႳჄლ ႴႿ ჉ႿჅ ႴႱჂႵ ჄႿ ჀჅჄ ჉ႿჅჂ ႸႱႾႴ ႿႾ ჉ႿჅჂ ႸႵႱჂჄ ႱႾႴ ჃႱ჉ ჉ႿჅ ႴႹႴႾვჄ ႸႱ჆Ⴕ ႱႾ჉ ჅႼჄႵჂႹႿჂ ႽႿჄႹ჆ႵჃჭ”

“ჲႹႴႾვჄ ႣႵႾႹႿჂ ჰჂႿჄႸႵჂ ႣჅ ჃႱ჉ ႲႵႶႿჂႵ ჄႸႱჄ Ⴑ ႳႵჂჄႱႹႾ ႻႹႾႴ ႿႶ ႸႵႱჂჄ ႹჃ ႻႾႿჇႾ ჄႿ ႱႼႼ ჀႱჃჃႵჂჃႲ჉ჭ ႧႵვჂႵ ႱႼႼ ჄႸႵ ჃႱႽႵლ ჃႿ ჇႸႱჄვჃ ჄႸႵ ჀႿႹႾჄ ႿႶ ႲႵႼႹჄჄႼႹႾႷ ႵႱႳႸ ႿჄႸႵჂჭ”

ჯႶჄႵჂ ჃჀႵႱႻႹႾႷლ ჃႸႵ ႼႵႶჄ ჄႸႵ ჄႱႲႼႵლ ႱႾႴ ჄႸႵ ჀჂႵჃჃჅჂႵ ႿႶ ႸႵჂ ჳႹႷႸჄႸმႼႵ჆ႵႼ ႣႿჅႼ ႤჂႱႾჃႶႿჂႽႱჄႹႿႾ ჂႵႱႼႽ ႴႹჂႵႳჄႼ჉ ႵჂჅჀჄႵႴლ ႸႵႱ჆ႹႼ჉ ჀჂႵჃჃႹႾႷ ႴႿჇႾ ႿႾ ჄႸႵ ჄႸჂႵႵ ႿႶ ჄႸႵႽნ

“ჰႵჃႹႴႵჃლ ႺჅႴႷႹႾႷ Ⴒ჉ ჃჄჂႵႾႷჄႸლ ჷ ႱႽ ჉ႿჅჂ ‘ႣႵႾႹႿჂ ჰჂႿჄႸႵჂ’ნ”

ჯႳჄჅႱႼႼ჉ლ Ⴒ჉ ႱႷႵ ჄႿႿნ

ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ჃႵႳჂႵჄႼ჉ ႳႿႽჀႼႱႹႾႵႴლ ႲჅჄ ჃႱႹႴ ႾႿჄႸႹႾႷნ

ჵႿႼႴႵႾ ႣჀႵႱჂႸႵႱႴ ႱႾႴ ႠႿႿჀ ႣႸႿ჆ႵႼ ჽႶႶႹႳႵჂლ ჃჄႱႾႴႹႾႷ ႿႾ ႵႹჄႸႵჂ ჃႹႴႵ ႿႶ ჄႸႵ Ⴕ჈ႱႽႹႾႱჄႹႿႾ ႱჂႵႱლ ႳႼჅჄႳႸႵႴ ჄႸႵႹჂ ႳႸႵჃჄჃლ ჄႸႵႹჂ Ⴕ჈ჀჂႵჃჃႹႿႾჃ ჀႱႹႾႵႴნ

ჼႿჄ ႶႱჂ ႱჇႱ჉ლ ႩႵ ႡႹႿႾႷႸႱႹ ჇႱჃ ႱႼჃႿ ჃჀჂႱჇႼႵႴ Ⴟ჆ႵჂ ჄႸႵ ჃჄႿ჆Ⴕლ ႸႹჃ ႶႱႳႵ ႶႹႼႼႵႴ ჇႹჄႸ ႴႹჃႲႵႼႹႵႶნ

ჴႿჂ ႸႹႽლ ჄႸႹჃ ჇႱჃ ჃႹႽჀႼ჉ ႱႾ ჅႾჀჂႿ჆ႿႻႵႴ ႴႹჃႱჃჄႵჂნ

ჺჅ ႢႵႾႺႹვჃ ႸႱႾႴ ႽႿ჆ႵႽႵႾჄჃ ႲႵႳႱႽႵ Ⴑ ႲႹჄ ႽႵჃჃ჉ლ ႱႾႴ ჄႸႵ ႴႵႽႿႾႹႳ ႶႵႽႱႼႵ ႷႸႿჃჄ ჀႿჃჃႵჃჃႹႾႷ ႸႵჂ ႷჂႵჇ ႹႾႳჂႵႱჃႹႾႷႼ჉ ႱႷႹჄႱჄႵႴნ

ჱႿჅႼႴ ႹჄ ႲႵ ჄႸႱჄ ჄႸႹჃ ჇႿႽႱႾ ႹჃ ჂႵႱႼႼ჉ ჄჂ჉ႹႾႷ ჄႿ ჂႵႳჂჅႹჄ ႽႵჭ ჯႾႴ ႶჂႿႽ ჇႸႱჄ ჄႸႵ჉ვჂႵ ჃႱ჉ႹႾႷლ ჷვ჆Ⴕ ႲႵႳႿႽႵ Ⴑ ႸႿჄ ႳႿႽႽႿႴႹჄ჉ ႾႿჇჭ

ႤႸႹႾႻႹႾႷ ჄႸႹჃლ ჃႸႵ ႱႳჄჅႱႼႼ჉ ႲႵႳႱႽႵ Ⴑ ႼႹჄჄႼႵ Ⴕ჈ႳႹჄႵႴ ჇႹჄႸႿჅჄ ჂႵႱႼႹ჊ႹႾႷ ႹჄნ

ႣႸႵლ ჇႸႿ ႸႱႴ ႿჂႹႷႹႾႱႼႼ჉ ႲႵႵႾ ჇႿჂჂႹႵႴ ႱႲႿჅჄ ႲႵႹႾႷ ႴႹჃႳႿ჆ႵჂႵႴლ ႾႿჇ ჃႵႵႽႵႴ ჄႿ ჃႵႵ ႸႵჂჃႵႼႶ ႴႿႽႹႾႱჄႹႾႷ ჄႸႵ ჇႿჂႼႴ ႹႾ ჄႸႵ ႶჅჄჅჂႵლ ႸႵჂ ჃႿჅႼ ჀჂႱႳჄႹႳႱႼႼ჉ ႶႼႿႱჄႹႾႷ ႱჇႱ჉ნ

ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ჃჁჅႹႾჄႵႴ ႸႹჃ Ⴕ჉ႵჃლ ႿႲჃႵჂ჆ႹႾႷ ჄႸႵ ႲႼႱႳႻ ႽႱჃჃლ ႶႹႾႴႹႾႷ ႹჄ ჁჅႹჄႵ ႱႽჅჃႹႾႷნ

ႤႸႵ ႱჄႽႿჃჀႸႵჂႵ ႿႾ ჃႹჄႵ ჇႱჃ Ⴑ ႲႹჄ ჃჅႲჄႼႵნ

ჯႼჄႸႿჅႷႸ ჄႸႵ ჀჂႵჃჃჅჂႵ ႴႹႴႾვჄ ႱႶႶႵႳჄ ჄႸႵ Ⴕ჈ႱႽႹႾႵႵჃლ ჄႸႵ ႳႿႾ჆ႵჂჃႱჄႹႿႾ ჇႱჃ ႹႾႴႵႵႴ ႸႱჀჀႵႾႹႾႷნ

ႣႿ ႽჅႳႸ ჃႿ ჄႸႱჄ ჃႿႽႵ ႺႵႱႼႿჅჃ Ⴕ჈ႱႽႹႾႵႵჃ Ⴕ჆ႵႾ ႲႵႷႱႾ ႳჅჂჃႹႾႷ ჃႹႼႵႾჄႼ჉ ႹႾ ჄႸႵႹჂ ႸႵႱჂჄჃნ

ჲႱႽႾ ႹჄლ ႹჄ ჇႱჃ ႱႼჂႵႱႴ჉ ႱႾႾႿ჉ႹႾႷ ႵႾႿჅႷႸ ჄႸႱჄ ჄႸႵ ႱჃჃႵჃჃႽႵႾჄ ႽႵჄႸႿႴ ჇႱჃ ႳႸႱႾႷႵႴლ ႱႾႴ ႾႿჇ ჄႸႵ჉ ႸႱႴ ჄႿ ჇႱჄႳႸ ჄႸႵჃႵ ႷჅ჉Ⴣ ႶჂႿႽ ჺჅႿჃႸႵႾ ჻ႿჅႾჄႱႹႾ ႶႹႷႸჄ Ⴟ჆ႵჂ ჃႿႽႵႿႾႵნ

ႤႸႵ ႻႵ჉ ჇႱჃლ ჄႸႵ჉ ჇႵჂႵႾვჄ Ⴕ჆ႵႾ ႶႹႷႸჄႹႾႷ Ⴟ჆ႵჂ იჄႸႵႽი჏

ႤႸႹჃ ჇႱჃ ჃႹႽჀႼ჉ Ⴑ ჀჃ჉ႳႸႿႼႿႷႹႳႱႼ ႱჄჄႱႳႻნ

ႣႵႵႹႾႷ ჄႸႱჄ ჄႸႵ ჃႹჄჅႱჄႹႿႾ ჇႱჃ ႱႼႽႿჃჄ ჂႹჀႵლ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ႳႿჅႷႸႵႴ ჄჇႹႳႵ ႱႾႴ ჄჂႹႵႴ ჄႿ ჃႽႿႿჄႸ ჄႸႹႾႷჃ Ⴟ჆ႵჂნ

“ჽႸ ႴႵႱჂლ ჷ ႴႹႴႾვჄ Ⴕ჈ჀႵႳჄ ჄႸႱჄ ႿႾႵ ႢႵႾႺႹ ჇႿჅႼႴ ႽႱႻႵ ჉ႿჅ ႱႼႼ ჁჅႱჂჂႵႼნნნ”

ჶႵ ჇႱႼႻႵႴ ჄႿ ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾვჃ ჃႹႴႵლ ჃჄႱႾႴႹႾႷ ႲႵႸႹႾႴ ჺჅ ႢႵႾႺႹნ ჶႵ ႶႹჂჃჄ ႼႿႿႻႵႴ ჅჀლ ჄႸႵႾ ႼႿჇႵჂႵႴ ႸႹჃ ႸႵႱႴნ

ႤႸႵჃႵ ႶႵჇ ႱႳჄႹႿႾჃ ჃჄႱჂჄႼႵႴ ჄႸႵ ႴႵႽႿႾႹႳ ႶႵႽႱႼႵ ႷႸႿჃჄნ

“ႣႵႾႹႿჂ ႣႹჃჄႵჂლ ჄႸႵ ႱჃჃႵჃჃႽႵႾჄ ႹჃ ჃჄႹႼႼ ႿႾႷႿႹႾႷნ ჲႿႾვჄ ႴႹჃჂჅჀჄ ჄႸႵ ႿჂႴႵჂნ”

ჯႶჄႵჂ ჃჀႵႱႻႹႾႷლ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ჀႼႱႳႵႴ Ⴑ ႸႱႾႴ ႿႾ ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾვჃ ჃႸႿჅႼႴႵჂლ ႲႼႹႾႻႵႴლ ႱႾႴ ჃႸႿჇႵႴ Ⴑ ჂႱჄႸႵჂ ჀႼႱ჉ႶჅႼ ჃႽႹႼႵნ

ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾ ჃჅჀჀჂႵჃჃႵႴ ႸႵჂ ႼႱჅႷႸჄႵჂნ ႣႸႵ ჃႼႱჀჀႵႴ ႱჇႱ჉ ჄႸႵ ႸႱႾႴ ႸႵ ႸႱႴ ჀႼႱႳႵႴ ႿႾ ႸႵჂლ ႱႾႴ ჄႸႵ ჀჂႵჃჃჅჂႵ ႵႽႱႾႱჄႹႾႷ ႶჂႿႽ ႸႵჂ ჇႵႱႻႵႾႵႴ ჃႼႹႷႸჄႼ჉ლ ႷႹ჆ႹႾႷ ჄႸႵ ႿჄႸႵჂ ႶႵႼႼႿჇ ႴႹჃႳႹჀႼႵჃ ჄႹႽႵ ჄႿ ႲჂႵႱჄႸႵნ

“ჼႿჄ ႴႹჃჂჅჀჄႹႾႷ ႿჂႴႵჂ ႹჃ ႶႹႾႵლ ႿႶ ႳႿჅჂჃႵლ ႲჅჄ ჇႸႱჄ ႴႿ ჉ႿჅ ჃႱ჉ ჇႵ ႴႿ ႱႲႿჅჄ ჄႸႹჃ ჀႵჂჃႿႾჭ”

ႣႸႵ ႼႿႿႻႵႴ ႱჄ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅლ ႱႾႴ ႹႾ ႸႵჂ ჂႹႷႸჄ ႸႱႾႴლ ჄႸႵ ႶႱႹႾჄ ႿჅჄႼႹႾႵ ႿႶ Ⴑ ႷႹႱႾჄ ႸႱႽႽႵჂ ႶႼႹႳႻႵჂႵႴ ႹႾჄႿ Ⴕ჈ႹჃჄႵႾႳႵნ

“ჶႿჇ ႱႲႿჅჄლ ჷ ႶႹႷႸჄ ჄႸႵႽჭ”

ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾვჃ ჇႿჂႴჃ ႽႱႴႵ ႩႵ ႡႹႿႾႷႸႱႹ ႱႾႴ ჄႸႵ ႿჄႸႵჂჃ ჄჂႵႽႲႼႵლ ႱႾႴ ჄႸႵ჉ ႳჅჂჃႵႴ ႹႾ ჅႾႹჃႿႾ ႹႾ ჄႸႵႹჂ ႸႵႱჂჄჃნ

ჴႹႷႸჄჭ ႧႸႱჄ ႻႹႾႴ ႿႶ ႺႿႻႵ ႹჃ ჄႸႹჃ ႳჂႱ჊჉ ჇႿႽႱႾ ჀႼႱ჉ႹႾႷჭ

ჼႱჃႳႵႾჄ ႣႿჅႼ ႶႹႷႸჄႹႾႷ ႣႿჅႼ ႤჂႱႾჃႶႿჂႽႱჄႹႿႾლ ႱႾႴ ႱႾ ჳႹႷႸჄႸმႼႵ჆ႵႼ ႣႿჅႼ ႤჂႱႾჃႶႿჂႽႱჄႹႿႾ ႱჄ ჄႸႱჄნ ჳ჆ႵႾ ႹႶ ႱႼႼ ჄႸჂႵႵ ႿႶ ჄႸႵႽ ჇႵႾჄ ႱჄ ႸႵჂ ჄႿႷႵჄႸႵჂლ ჄႸႵ჉ვႴ ჀჂႿႲႱႲႼ჉ ႲႵ ႲႵႱჄႵႾ ჄႿ Ⴑ ჀჅႼჀნ

ჴႿჂ Ⴑ ႽႿႽႵႾჄლ ჄႸႵ ႴႵჄႵჂႽႹႾႱჄႹႿႾ ႿႶ ჄႸႵ ႶႵჇ ჄႿ ႳႿႽჀႵჄႵ ႶႿჂ ჄႸႵ ႴႹჃႳႹჀႼႵ ႶႱႴႵႴ ჃႿႽႵჇႸႱჄნ

ႩႵ ႡႹႿႾႷႸႱႹ Ⴕ჆ႵႾ ႸႱႴ ჄႸႵ ჄႸႿჅႷႸჄ ႿႶ ႺჅჃჄ ႼႵჄჄႹႾႷ ႹჄ ႷႿნ

ჯႾ჉ჇႱ჉ლ ჄႸႵ჉ ჇႵჂႵ ႱႼႼ ႶჂႿႽ ჺჅႿჃႸႵႾ ჻ႿჅႾჄႱႹႾლ ჃႿ ჇႸႱჄ ႴႹႶႶႵჂႵႾႳႵ ႴႹႴ ႹჄ ႽႱႻႵ ჇႸႿჃႵ ႴႹჃႳႹჀႼႵ ჄႸႵ჉ ႲႵႳႱႽႵჭ

ჯჄ ႽႿჃჄლ ႸႵვႴ ႷႵჄ Ⴑ ႶႵჇ ჃႳႿႼႴႹႾႷჃ ႶჂႿႽ ႸႹჃ ႽႱჃჄႵჂნ

ჰჅჄ ჄႸႵ ჀႱႹႾ ჇႱჃ ႴႹႶႶႵჂႵႾჄჩ ჄႸႱჄ ჇႿჅႼႴ ႲႵ ჂႵႱႼ ჀႱႹႾ ႹႾႶႼႹႳჄႵႴ ႿႾ ႸႹჃ ႲႿႴ჉ნ

ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ჇႱ჆ႵႴ ႸႹჃ ႸႱႾႴლ ჂႵႺႵႳჄႹႾႷ ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾვჃ ჃჅႷႷႵჃჄႹႿႾნ ჶႵ Ⴝ჉ჃჄႵჂႹႿჅჃႼ჉ ႶჅႽႲႼႵႴ ႹႾ ႸႹჃ ჃႼႵႵ჆Ⴕ ჄჇႹႳႵლ ႱႾႴ Ⴑ ႳႱჂႴ ႱჀჀႵႱჂႵႴ ႹႾ ႸႹჃ ႸႱႾႴნ

“ჶႵ჉ლ ႶႹႷႸჄႹႾႷ ႱႾႴ ႻႹႼႼႹႾႷ ႸႱჂႽჃ ჄႸႵ ႳႱႽႱჂႱႴႵჂႹႵ ႲႵჄჇႵႵႾ ႶႵႼႼႿჇ ႴႹჃႳႹჀႼႵჃნ ჷ ჄႸႹႾႻლ ჇႸ჉ ႴႿႾვჄ ჇႵ ჅჃႵ ჄႸႵ ႿჅჄႳႿႽႵ ႿႶ ჄႸႹჃ ჺႵႱႶ ჵႱႽႵ ჄႿ ႴႵႳႹႴႵ ჇႸႿ ჄႸႹჃ ႺჅႾႹႿჂ ႲჂႿჄႸႵჂ ႲႵႼႿႾႷჃ ჄႿჭ”

ჺႵႱႶ ჵႱႽႵჭ

ჶႵႱჂႹႾႷ ჄႸႵჃႵ ჄႸჂႵႵ ჇႿჂႴჃლ ჄႸႵ Ⴕ჉ႵჃ ႿႶ ჄႸႵ ႶႵჇ ჀႵႿჀႼႵ ჀჂႵჃႵႾჄ ႱႼႼ ႼႹჄ ჅჀნ ჯႼჄႸႿჅႷႸ ჺႹ ႨჅႱႾ ႻႾႵჇ ႱႲႿჅჄ ჄႸႹჃ ჀႼႱႾ ႲႵႶႿჂႵႸႱႾႴლ ჃႸႵ ჃჄႹႼႼ ჃႵႵႽႵႴ Ⴑ ႼႹჄჄႼႵ Ⴕ჈ႳႹჄႵႴნ

ႤႸႹჃ ჇႱჃ ჄႸႵ Ⴕ჈ႳႼჅჃႹ჆Ⴕ ႼႵႹჃჅჂႵ ႱႳჄႹ჆ႹჄ჉ ႿႶ ჄႸႵ ჺჅႿჃႸႵႾ ჻ႿჅႾჄႱႹႾ ႵႼႴႵჂჃნ

ჷჄ ჇႱჃ ႱႾ ႵႾჄႵჂჄႱႹႾႽႵႾჄ ႷႱႽႵ ႹႾ჆ႵႾჄႵႴ Ⴒ჉ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ჇႸႵႾ ႸႵ ჇႱჃ Ⴑ ჄႵႵႾႱႷႵჂნ

ჯჄ ჄႸႱჄ ჄႹႽႵლ ႹჄ ჇႱჃ ჁჅႹჄႵ ჀႿჀჅႼႱჂნ

ႥႾႶႿჂჄჅႾႱჄႵႼ჉ლ ႼႱჄႵჂლ ႽႱႾ჉ ႴႹჃႳႹჀႼႵჃ ႲႵႳႱႽႵ ႱႴႴႹႳჄႵႴ ჄႿ ჄႸႵ ჺႵႱႶ ჵႱႽႵლ ႼႵႱႴႹႾႷ ჄႿ ჄႸႵႹჂ ႳჅႼჄႹ჆ႱჄႹႿႾ ႲႵႹႾႷ ႾႵႷႼႵႳჄႵႴნ

ႣႿႽႵ Ⴕ჆ႵႾ ჇႵႾჄ ႽႱႴლ ႳႼႱႹႽႹႾႷ ჄႸႵ჉ ჇႿჅႼႴ ႶႿჂႷႵ Ⴑ ჲႱႿ ჅႾႹჁჅႵ ჄႿ ჄႸႵ ჺႵႱႶ ჵႱႽႵლ ႱႾႴ ႲႵႳႿႽႵ ჄႸႵ ႼႵႷႵႾႴႱჂ჉ ჱႱჂႴ ჵႿႴნ

ႣႵႵႹႾႷ ჄႸႱჄ ჄႸႵ ჃႹჄჅႱჄႹႿႾ ჇႱჃ ႾႿჄ ჂႹႷႸჄლ ႣჅ ჶჅႱႹ჉ჅႵ ႶႹႾႱႼႼ჉ ႹჃჃჅႵႴ Ⴑ ႲႱႾლ ჀჅჄჄႹႾႷ ႱႾ ႵႾႴ ჄႿ ჄႸႹჃ ჅႾႸႵႱႼჄႸ჉ ჄჂႵႾႴნ

ჯႼჄႸႿჅႷႸ ჃႿႽႵ ჀႵႿჀႼႵ ႳႿႾჄႹႾჅႵႴ ჄႿ ჃႵႳჂႵჄႼ჉ ჀႼႱ჉ ႹჄ ႼႱჄႵჂლ ჄႸႵ჉ ჇႵჂႵ ႱႼႼ ႳႱჅႷႸჄ Ⴒ჉ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅლ ჇႸႿ ႼႿჅႴႼ჉ ႴႵႳႼႱჂႵႴ ႹჄ ჇႱჃ ႶႿჂ ვႱჄႿႾႹႾႷ ႶႿჂ ჄႸႵႹჂ ჃႹႾჃვნ

“ჺႵႱႶლ ჺႵႱႶ ჵႱႽႵჭ ႢႵႱႼႼ჉ჭ”

ႩႵ ႡႹႿႾႷႸႱႹ ႹႾჃჄႱႾჄႼ჉ ႱჀჀႵႱჂႵႴ ႲႵჃႹႴႵ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅლ ჀႹႳႻႵႴ ჅჀ ჄႸႵ ႳႱჂႴ ႹႾ ႸႹჃ ႸႱႾႴლ ႱႾႴ ჂჅႲႲႵႴ ႹჄ Ⴑ ႶႵჇ ჄႹႽႵჃნ

ჶႵ ჀႼႱႳႵႴ ჄႸႵ ႳႱჂႴ ႹႾ ႶჂႿႾჄ ႿႶ ႸႹჃ ႾႿჃႵ ႱႾႴ ჄႿႿႻ Ⴑ ႴႵႵჀ ჃႾႹႶႶნ ႤႸႵ ႼႿႾႷმႼႿჃჄ ჃႳႵႾჄლ ႳႿႽႲႹႾႵႴ ჇႹჄႸ ჄႸႵ ჄႿჀმჄႹႵჂ ვႼჅႾႷ ႸႹჄვლ ႽႱႴႵ ჄႸႵ ႲჅჂႼ჉ ႽႱႾ ჃႿႽႵჇႸႱჄ ႹႾჄႿ჈ႹႳႱჄႵႴნ

“ჲႱႽႾ ႹჄლ ႱჂႵႾვჄ ჉ႿჅ ႴႹჃႷჅჃჄႹႾႷჭ”

ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ჃႼႱჀჀႵႴ ႸႹႽ ႿႾ ჄႸႵ ႸႵႱႴლ ႱႾႴ ႼႿႿႻႵႴ ႱჄ ჄႸႵ ႳႱჂႴ ჇႹჄႸ ႴႹჃႴႱႹႾნ

ჵႿႼႴႵႾ ႣჀႵႱჂႸႵႱႴ ႱႾႴ ႠႿႿჀ ႣႸႿ჆ႵႼ ჽႶႶႹႳႵჂ ႱႼჃႿ ႳႱႽႵ ႳႼႿჃႵჂნ ႤႸႵႹჂ Ⴕ჈ჀჂႵჃჃႹႿႾჃ ჄႿჇႱჂႴჃ ႩႵ ႡႹႿႾႷႸႱႹ ჇႵჂႵႾვჄ ႽჅႳႸ ႲႵჄჄႵჂნ

ჯ ჀႵჂႶႵႳჄႼ჉ ႷႿႿႴ ႳႱჂႴ ჇႱჃ ႺჅჃჄ ჂჅႹႾႵႴ ႼႹႻႵ ჄႸႱჄნ

ჺჅ ႢႵႾႺႹვჃ ႸႱႾႴ ႽႿ჆ႵႽႵႾჄჃ ჇႵჂႵ ႱႲႿჅჄ ჄႿ ჃჄႿჀნ ႤႸႵ ႴႵႽႿႾႹႳ ႶႵႽႱႼႵ ႷႸႿჃჄ ჀႿჃჃႵჃჃႹႾႷ ႸႹႽ ჇႱჃ ႱႼჂႵႱႴ჉ ႹႽႽႵჂჃႵႴ ႹႾ ჄႸႵ ႺႿ჉ ႿႶ ႲႵႹႾႷ ႶႿჅႷႸჄ Ⴟ჆ႵჂნ

ႣႸႵ ႳႿႽჀႼႵჄႵႼ჉ ႶႱႹႼႵႴ ჄႿ ႾႿჄႹႳႵ ჄႸႱჄ ჃႸႵ ႸႱႴ ႱႼჂႵႱႴ჉ ႲႵႵႾ ႳႿႽჀႼႵჄႵႼ჉ ჃჅჂჂႿჅႾႴႵႴ Ⴒ჉ ჄႸႵჃႵ ႷჅ჉Ⴣნ

“ჯႼჂႹႷႸჄლ ჷ ჃႵႵ ႾႿ ႿႲႺႵႳჄႹႿႾჃ ႶჂႿႽ ႱႾ჉ႿႾႵნ ჺႵჄვჃ ႷႿ ႸႱ჆Ⴕ Ⴑ ႷႿႿႴ ႷႱႽႵ ႿႶ ჺႵႱႶ ჵႱႽႵ ჄႸႵႾნ”

ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ჄႿႿႻ ႿჅჄ ႱႾႿჄႸႵჂ ႴႵႳႻ ႿႶ ႳႱჂႴჃნ ჶႵ ႷႼႱႾႳႵႴ ႱჄ ჄႸႵ ჉ႿჅႾႷ ჲႱႿႹჃჄ ႾჅႾ ႴႹႼႹႷႵႾჄႼ჉ ჃჅჀႵჂ჆ႹჃႹႾႷ ჄႸႵ Ⴕ჈ႱႽ ႹႾ ჄႸႵ ႴႹჃჄႱႾႳႵლ ႱႾႴ ჃႵႳჂႵჄႼ჉ ჄჂႱႾჃႽႹჄჄႵႴ Ⴑ ႽႵჃჃႱႷႵნ

“ჸჅႾႹႿჂ ႣႹჃჄႵჂ ႩႱႾლ ႻႵႵჀ ႱႾ Ⴕ჉Ⴕ ႿႾ ჄႸႵ Ⴕ჈ႱႽႹႾႱჄႹႿႾ ႱჂႵႱნ ჷႶ ႱႾ჉ႿႾႵ ႳႱჅჃႵჃ ჄჂႿჅႲႼႵლ ႸႱႾႴႼႵ ႹჄ ႹႾ ჉ႿჅჂ ႿჇႾ ჃჄ჉ႼႵ ႹႶ ჉ႿჅ ႳႱႾნ”

“ჷႶ ႾႿჄლ ႳჂჅჃႸ ჄႸႵ ჇႿႿႴႵႾ ჄႿႻႵႾ ჷ ჀႼႱႳႵႴ ႲႵႸႹႾႴ ჉ႿჅნ”

“ႧႵვႼႼ ႲႵ ჂႹႷႸჄ ႲႱႳႻნ”

ႩႱႾ ჸႹႾ჉ႱႿ ႸႵႱჂႴ ჄႸႹჃლ ႼႿႿႻႵႴ ჅჀ ႱႾႴ ႱჂႿჅႾႴლ ႱႾႴ ႾႿႴႴႵႴ ႱჄ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅლ ႹႾႴႹႳႱჄႹႾႷ ჃႸႵ ႸႱႴ ჂႵႳႵႹ჆ႵႴ ჄႸႵ ႽႵჃჃႱႷႵნ

ႣჅႲჃႵჁჅႵႾჄႼ჉ლ Ⴑ ႶႼႱჃႸ ႿႶ ႴႱჂႻ ჃჀႹჂႹჄჅႱႼ ႵႾႵჂႷ჉ ႱჀჀႵႱჂႵႴლ ႱႾႴ ႣჅ ႩჅႱႾჁႹჅ ႱႾႴ ჄႸႵ ႿჄႸႵჂჃ ჆ႱႾႹჃႸႵႴ ႶჂႿႽ ჄႸႵႹჂ ჃჀႿჄჃნ

ჺჅ ႢႵႾႺႹლ ჇႸႿ ჇႱჃ ჃჅჂჂႿჅႾႴႵႴ Ⴒ჉ ჄႸႵႽლ ႱႼჃႿ ႴႹჃႱჀჀႵႱჂႵႴნ

Fairies, Stop Chasing Me! I’m Really Not Flirting With You!

The red sleeve brushed over the wooden plaque carved by the boy in his childhood, the crooked little face glowing softly under the moonlight. “Back then, you promised to watch the moon with me for eternity, and I thought nothing of it. But now, seeing you laugh with others… I can’t help but feel an inexplicable loss…” The little shimei he once picked up and raised had blossomed into a graceful beauty, unaware of her own budding feelings. Consumed by irrational jealousy, she pressed her sword against his face for a “friendly spar.” “Big Brother’s swordsmanship belongs only to me! If those female cultivators dare come near you again, I’ll kill them!” The disgraced youngest daughter of the Shangguan family clutched a faded stone, reminiscing about the past. Tormented by guilt yet unable to let go of her love, she stormed Luoshen Mountain in the dead of night with a warming jade in hand. “Mother said that incident harmed your foundation… This jade can restore your health, but it needs my body heat to activate it! D-don’t misunderstand—I’m not trying to stay!” [System: Hidden Achievement Unlocked • Cultivation is an Endless Series of Battlegrounds] —— ———— Having cultivated for a century, Su Yuanqiu impulsively threw himself into a cauldron—only to awaken the “Pleasure System.” With his lifespan reduced to a mere ten days, he had no choice but to reinvent himself and embrace performance art. While others sought immortality to defy the heavens, Su Yuanqiu courted death just to stay alive. But as his “debt to fairies” grew thicker than a sect’s rulebook… Even eight hundred lightning tribulations might not be enough to atone for this mess.

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