Chapter 626 – #016. Dahee Yoo & Dahye Yoo (5), Korea University.

#016. Dahee Yoo & Dahye Yoo at Korea University.

Every time it takes, songs come from all directions.
It’s like, zealots are performing a ritual.

“Asshole shot, asshole shot.”

Do these cubs don’t know who I am?
I am Jinwoo Kim, the one and only god in this world.

Even the deities who live for their own pride bow their heads in front of me.

─ Please, please! Help me… !

God exists in this dimension as well.
Even though they are just standing by, they have their own manager.

The guy begged me.
Please don’t kill yourself, please.

But I can’t stand it.
Are you deliberately attacking me?
I want to punish physical education and bastards, I’m going crazy.

“Brother! I know that pose!”

One of the female students from the Department of Physical Education jumped up from her seat.
He is in a state of unconsciousness, as if he has already been drunk.
Her face is so red, she doesn’t seem to need lipstick.

“All! Shall I sweep it away? Is this right?”

He roars, clashing his upper and lower teeth on his own.
The right hand curls slightly as if holding balls, and glares at it.

“At all, you can even slaughter without even opening your mouth.”

I imitate my vocal cords, not imitate my vocal cords, and I giggle and laugh.
Students of the Department of Physical Education laugh loudly.

Everyone is drunk, so it seems that there is nothing to see.

“I must have been crazy about wanting to die.”

I said it sincerely.
However, nothing touched my sincerity.

“Brother, do you know how fucking funny it is?”
“Stop laughing, Kim Jinwoo!”
“Did Yu Da-hee captivate you with this kind of humor? Otherwise, senior Yoo Da-hee has no reason to meet with her brother.”

Everyone laughs
Especially at the last person, the last sentence, the laughter grew louder.

“Just since.”

The girl sitting next to me punches me on the shoulder.
The power in her fist was no joke.
If you were born in fantasy Isekai, you might want to try becoming a female knight.

‘They look good too.’

Most of the female knights had rugged appearances.
This is because all female knights who look slutty are sent to the monastery.
Being eaten without rest, leaving the hole loose.

“Oh shit…”

My body trembled wildly.
It felt like my shoulder would fall off.

He’s clearly smiling, but he’s stronger than most guys.
It seems that this year is trying to challenge me.

“Come on, I won’t kill you.”
─ No, please!
“Kyaaak!”

The earth god begs me
I accidentally overturned the glass and made the girl shut up.

A girl whose clothes were accidentally wet.
Still, the laughter didn’t stop.
I was drunk and the taste went away.

Instead, one of her male students, who had been eyeing her, sneaked up to her.

“Heejin, are you drunk?”
“No? At all?”

If you answer no to the question of whether you’re drunk, that bastard is drunk.
This bitch is drunk now.

“Help me for a second, let’s go get ice cream.”
“Ugh…”

The female student who flirted with me, Kim Hee-jin.
A male student took Kim Hee-jin outside.
No one stopped them

“I am Merona.”

Let go and let the game begin.
The less drunk bastards gathered together, it was literally a death match.

Jerk, jerk.
It seems like only me drinking.
Choi Byung-hun is an asshole, so even so, why me?

“Really… !”

I saw the Department of Physical Education as water.
If you come to Korea University, it means that you have studied quite a bit, so why are you so good at it?

“Among the guys who entered our department, the weak ones have already dropped out.”
“Whoop whoop… We are at this level, senior Kim Jinwoo.”
“Kim Jinwoo? Who is that That person is the wallet senior?”
“Oops. I made a mistake, Senior Wallet.”

The way they gave and received each other was unusual.
Dahye Yu giggles and laughs.

“Wallet, you see, it’s a wallet.びぅ.”
“… Stop laughing.”
“Everybody would go black if they knew who you were, right?”

Dahye Yoo stared blankly at her table.
Above the mess, the earth god was praying.

The earth god begged me to look as cute as possible.
Asking her not to touch her self-dimension, I babbled about her every word.

“Kyahahaha!”

The physical education and welcome party atmosphere was ripe.
Choi Byeong-hoon, the best player, has also completely melted into the Department of Physical Education.

Alcohol is the best
Anyone with alcohol could join the group.
Of course, it’s a relationship that will disappear as soon as the morning sun is bright.

“Shall we go to the second car soon?”
“… You say you drink like this and go for a second drink?”
“Hmm?”

Dahye Yoo looked around her and said.
As much as she was drunk, she was overcome by her laughter.

Female students were more prone to it than male students.
When he tilted his glass, his strength was overflowing.
Curfews often exist, so I felt the compulsion to enjoy it densely.

“It’s still not enough.”

Dahye Yu grabbed the spout of her empty bottle and jingled.
Beside her stood five rows of clear, green bottles.
Even though she was close to twenty, she was in a state of ignorance.

“How much does a drink cost? It’s 900,000 won in the first round, but it’s not enough?”

Alcohol is also alcohol, but the snacks were amazing.
It’s not their money, they just scratched it.
It’s also full of expensive and inefficient side dishes.

“Here’s a snack.”

The owner is serving himself.
A big smile bloomed on her face.

“Senior Kim Jinwoo, let’s eat well!”
“Ugh, Yami.”
“Shall we pack it later? Frankly, freeze it and eat it tomorrow morning…”

It was the result of being careless because it was a physical education department.
Physical education was physical education, and the amount of food eaten was no joke.

Yu Da-hye opened her eyes round and looked at me as if it was unfair.

“Honestly, I didn’t even eat. I only drank.”

Flapping her hands and asserting her innocence.
Looking at his expression, he seemed sincere.

She said that it was not her fault that 400,000 won came out, and she even sold her juniors to eat.
She was so dumbfounded that she only sighed.

“I don’t really want to go to the second round.”
“Ei-ing, why?”
“Just… I want to go in and rest.”

To be honest, I’m exhausted from physical education and dealing with personnel.
Mind, not body.

“So you admit you lost? To us and the kids?”
“…”

Dahye Yoo rolled up the corners of her mouth.
I’m dying of disgust at the hilarious clown.

“Guys, Jinwoo Kim admits that he lost to us? They said they were afraid to go home!”

At Dahye Yoo’s words, the staff of the Physical Education Department turned their heads.
The gazes all directed towards me gave me goosebumps.

“Really? Are you jumping out of fear?”
“Where is the ambitious wallet senior going, and only the cowardly Kim Jin-woo is here?”
“Mathematics is shit. I heard you’re going to a place like MT this time, but you have to break the earthen pot right away.”

A provocation ensues.
Malponsae, trained in drinking games, was very artistic.

“What? The math department sucks?!”

Choi Byeong-hoon jumped up from his seat.
He screamed with a swollen red face.

“Hey! Jinwoo Kim! Are you going to leave like this? Ok!? I have to hold on tight and go!”
“… Oh, you real bastard…”

Choi Byung-hoon has already drank three bottles.
It was because he couldn’t get past the concentration of physical education and first graders.

For reference, he far exceeded his limit.
His drinking capacity is 1 bottle.
Thanks to my deciphering, he was able to avoid a funny scene.

“Are you a little bit older brother? Senior Jinwoo is so scared that he tries to stand out.”
“He is not weak. How small the liver is again, and drinking some of it made your face red.”
“Oh, are you manly?”

I don’t know that, and I’m shy in front of the first graders.
It’s not because the female students are playing with it.

If it wasn’t for me, he would have been kicked out right away.
Like metal slug 3 zombies.
On such a subject…

‘It’s funny, it’s funny.’

From the point of view of the Department of Physical Education, it is quite desperate.
It was literally a money line, so it was an atmosphere that I didn’t want to miss.

“Okay, let’s go for the second round. I shoot.”
“Wow!”
“Wallet! Wallet! Wallet!”
“Show me the money!”

Enthusiastic physical education department.
Free gatherings were always welcome.

“Come on, let’s move on to the second round! Whoever goes home, tell me and go. Even the kids who drink separately!”

He packed his things.
I took the bill and headed to the counter.

“It is 932,000 won. I will help you with the calculations.”

I handed the card to Alba.
930,000 won was scrapped as a lump sum.
There was nothing to shy away from about money.

“Kim Jinwoo! Jinwoo Kim! Jinwoo Kim!”

Physical Education Department students chant my name.
I wish I could wipe the condiments from the corners of my mouth.

The welcome party went straight to the second round.
No one left.
Rather, they gained weight, and the number of people increased.

There were about 20 of them before.
But why do you look over 30 now?

“Molu?”

When I ask Dahye Yu, I shrug her shoulders and pout her lips.

“Ugh.”

I sigh and look around the bar.
In a pub with a quieter atmosphere than before, each group was divided.
The people who had fun in the first round gathered at each table.

“Your friend, are you over there?”
“I think the tastes of the kids here are really strange. Does everyone have vision problems?”

Choi Byung-hoon was at the same table as the female students.
He seemed to have better tension than expected, so it was absurd.

I sat in the same seat as Yu Da-hye.
It happened naturally.
And on the other side, the main character of the reception, Kim Si-ho, was seated.

It was next to Yu Da-hye.

“Huh, it’s a good bar for conversation. The atmosphere is not bad.”
“Iknow, right. Shall we start with a drink?”
“Oh, this will be delicious here.”

As I was looking at the menu, for some reason I could feel the poison in my voice.
Kim Si-ho pretended not to, but he glared at me.

“Write…”
─ No, please… ! Please have mercy… !

I confirmed the howling earth god, and I tried to subdue the desire for destruction.