Chapter 632 – #016. Dahee Yoo & Dahye Yoo (11), Korea University.

#016. Dahee Yoo & Dahye Yoo at Korea University.

Beer and soju were stacked in boxes.
I moved those heavy things to the playground.
In other words, it means that I will drink all of that and go back.

However, Dahee participated.
Dahee Yoo, the main character in the novel.
Among her attributes attached to her is her share.

No matter how much you drink, you won’t get drunk.
Even if you’re drunk, the tension only rises, and you can’t be unconscious.
This is a setting to prevent unforeseen incidents.

Not everything is permissible just because it is a female protagonist novel.
Being spread out in a drunken state and being eaten by an unknown man was a dislike for men and women of all ages.

─ Five students from each department, please.

Host Seo Seong-min accepted the participants.
Five students were selected for each department, and among them was Dahee.

Confident smile.
Apparently, Dahee herself raised her hand to leave.

“… Wow, that’s really crazy.”

Dahye Yoo stuck out her tongue.
I shook my head at Dahee’s vicious intentions.

Whoever goes out, the Economics department will win.
Unless you are a higher-dimensional being than me, it is impossible to defeat Da-hee.
Completely outcast.

The math department also sent out roughly five students.
Several girls who were not confident in ball games but wanted to have thick livers applied.

“Oh, is it a little different here?”

A female student said boldly and moved her seat.
Dahee, who was sitting next to me, smiled shyly.

— … Please fill in a little. Isn’t it too far away?
“Come, the moderator. Can I stand next to Dahee-senpai?”

A female student screaming.
It’s not ugly, but it’s not pretty either.
A common girl that can be found everywhere, a girl who likes to go out and has a lively personality and is popular.

─ I can stand, of course.
“Wow, go.”

Seo Seong-min answered shamelessly, and the female student laughed in vain.

─ But my role is to guard the microphone, so I can’t go. So please stick around a bit. Photos have to come out well.
“It’s because it’s a problem that only senior Dahee comes out pretty. I’d rather have a monkey mask. Then I will stand next to Dahee-senpai.”

No one approached Dahee.
He gestured that he did not want to stand.

“It is a human rights violation. I am also human, human.”
“Right. That’s right!”

The economics department couldn’t help it either.
Just because they’re in the same department doesn’t mean they can’t be compared.

Even so, it is difficult to force it to stand.
It is an irrefutable fact that Dahee is pretty, so the student who will stand next to her also needs to respect human rights.

What if it was a more turbulent activity like dodgeball?
He wouldn’t have been as groggy as he is now.
The situation was different from the time of Yu Da-hye.

‘… Yu Da-hye and Kim Shi-ho were there too.’

Kim Si-ho, who is a bit more handsome than me.
Because of him, he was able to cover up Yu Da-hye’s halo.

The problem was that there were no men or women who looked as good as me now.
No matter who went, it was an angle that was completely compared to Dahee.

Then, someone raised their hand.
The gaze was focused on him.

“Then how about doing this?”

It was Choi Byung-hoon.
He continued talking while catching the eyes of the students.

“It is to build a wall between Dahee and the other members. Wouldn’t that be okay?”
─ The picture will come out weird. Like bullying Dahee…
“What if it wasn’t a normal wall, but a human wall?”
─ Human wall? Are you trying to put people up against the wall?

Seo Seong-min asked Choi Byeong-hun in return.
Choi Byung-hun put on a grumpy expression and shook his head.

─ It’s a human wall…
“There is a human wall that is okay to put up next to Dahee.”
─ Yes?

Seo Seong-min’s gaze passed Choi Byung-hun and reached me.
Choi Byung-hoon was pointing at me.

─ Ah, Sonanda.

Seo Seong-min immediately understood Choi Byung-hoon’s words.
And I took on the role of a wall between the economics department.
It was natural for me to participate in weekly competitions.

─ Our sponsor is Kkakdugi. Win or lose, nothing. You know?
“Chick show.”

I accidentally got drunk.

Lined up in a row.
Dahee at the end, then me.
It was a composition where Dahee was isolated at the end.

Dahee kicked the floor alone.
Gently put it in my ear and whisper.

“It seemed like you and Dahye Yu were having fun together, so it’s fun right?”
“… It just set the mood.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Aww.”

Dahee muttered, crushing my feet.

“Are you really mad? A girl is hanging behind you and following you…”
“Hey, that’s a game.”
“Who said what? You could just say I was pissed off.”

Ruthless
How can you be so angry just because you’re annoying?
If you’re an adult, you should act like an adult.

Even after giving birth, she still acts like a child.

Fortunately, there was a table in front of me, so it was less embarrassing.
I was able to hide the fact that I was in a position where I was being trampled on.

“You look good.”
“…”

There are no perfect secrets.
A female student right next to me, a female student who boldly avoided the seat next to Dahee, warned me.
Pick a slang word.

‘… He ran away from Dahee, so why did he come to my side…’

I suddenly felt bad.

Drinks were set on the table.
Members of the student council union were busy moving.
To the point where I wonder if we can enjoy ourselves.

‘Do I have to give him something like a golden salary?’

It all started with beer.
Student council members came and went and filled 500cc glasses.
The yellow beer glistened like it was overflowing.

I don’t know how far I can run
If you retire here, you won’t be able to enjoy it at night.
It’s a situation where it’s not worth subtracting.

“Too much alcohol, really.”
“You’re not going to drink everything you brought, are you? The sun is still shining.”
“They were moving the whole box. What we have here is real bird feet contraception.”

Spectators, not participants, are buzzing.
That means the amount of alcohol is staggering.
To the extent that the student unit cannot afford it.

You must drink it all today.
The student council union had prepared more than the beer and soju crate in front of them.

Whose liver will be strong?
Ganjogi battle, pride is at stake.

“Physical education department! You can’t lose!”
“Remember the times we spent together!”
“The first one to reach out, be prepared and come.”
“Brother! Don’t you know the spirit is gone? If you gather your juniors, you will go up to eta.”

The Department of Physical Education was noisy.
In terms of alcohol judges, it was the department that shrugged the shoulders the most.

Mathematics, on the other hand, has a lukewarm response.
It was a look that didn’t expect anything different.
The same goes for the Department of Economics.

There is an image that comes to mind when you think of physical education, so I couldn’t help it.

‘… The outcome is no different from a pre-determined one.’

Dahee wins
In the Department of Physical Education, no matter how strong the boys are, they can’t beat Yu Da-hee, the main character in the novel.

Dahee is not drunk.
It is such a setting.
Settings are absolute, like the laws of physics.

─ Now, we are ready.

Seongmin Seo brought a timer.
We set a time limit and sneakily showed it to the participants.

─ We give you one minute to empty a glass. If you can’t empty it, you’re eliminated. People who say they don’t want to drink anymore can leave voluntarily. However, there are conditions.

Seo Seong-min giggled and continued.
Through the microphone, the noise of the support jik came out mixed with the speaker.

─ I can’t even drink, so I can escape only by singing three times. You know?
“Yes?”

Participants protest.
It was because the unexpectedly added emergency escape condition was too embarrassing.

─ You all came out representing your department. You can’t just say “No” Just because you said “Can’t”. It’s like there’s a product hanging on it.
“Still, it’s too much!”
─ Now, the tongue is too long. If you can’t do three spears, just collapse and come out. Our student council union members will serve you. You don’t have to worry.
“Ooh!”

Participants looked at each other.
Someone stepped up and asked to change the conditions, and sent a wink.

Everyone is looking at me.

“Why. Isn’t that bad?”

I drink well.
Real man Kim Jin-woo, a man who never took out a glass of wine first.

“And I’m radish radish. Can I go out when I want to?”
─ No? Kkakdugi should also be played properly. It’s just that the results are not counted.
“…”

It’s ridiculous.
But I didn’t want to change the rules.

It’s not jjinta, so how can you say jjinta and samchang.
I would rather have been knocked down.

“Hey, Jinwoo.”

Dahee pokes my side.

“You’re not going to get rid of it as soon as you’re drunk, right?”
“… Real men don’t get drunk even when they drink.”
“Are you not drunk at all?”
“Mochi long (of course).”

Dahee seduced me with a coy voice.
Every time the gentle breath touched the back of his neck, his shoulders shrank.

“Can’t we suddenly blow up drunk just because we think we’re going to lose?”
“… Uh huh, aren’t you?”
“You know that men don’t say two words with one mouth, right?”
“Write.”

Why do you keep asking the obvious?

‘I should blow it up when it’s appropriate.’

Drinking until you’re drunk is foolish.
There is a kamichikara that is better than the hangover cure condition, but why is it ending?

To use one’s own power in the right place.
That’s what God deserves.

─Then let’s begin. First glass, please!
Tiff-!

Time starts running as soon as you press the timer button.
At the same time, the students tilted their beer glasses.
I drank a lot of beer.

Cold beer.
Some people say that Korean beer is urine, but it is not at all.

A beer to drink under the warm sunlight.
I wish there was anything better than this.

“Kyaa!”

One drink is easy.
Two cups are enough.
Three cups? It is nothing.

─ I will mix soju.

Difficulty increased.
From the fourth glass, soju was added.

The amount of beer decreased and the amount of soju increased.
The height of the beer mug was lowered by half.

─ Twelve cups!
“Are you drinking well?”
“This is not easy.”

Dahee smirks at me.
Never get drunk like this

To be honest, I was very full.
I wished they mixed a little more soju.

“I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot!”

On the 15th cup, someone hurrahed.

─Oh, I told you to sing three songs if you think it will be difficult… What should I do after taking it all? The content is also wrong. Isn’t a jjinta who can’t drink better than an asshole?

At Seo Sung-min’s words, most of the students affirmed.

‘… I’ll have to get drunk soon.’

The atmosphere was ripe.
They were holding up quite a bit, probably because they were the top students in each department.
Fourteen out of fifteen remain.
Fifteen including me.

I can’t even keep up with my level.

‘OK.’

Use the power of God to blow away drunkenness.
However, my mind didn’t come back.
The facial muscles are still tight.

Why?

[The detoxification function has been sealed by ‘Yoo Da-hee’ and ‘Yoo Da-hye’.]
“… ?”

Read the message carefully.
Rubbing your eyes, one more time.
Then I turned my head and saw Dahee…

“Why? Did you try to get rid of your intoxication?”
“… No? Did you just see it? Men don’t get drunk?”

He shook his head.

There must have been a reason for repeating my answer two or three times.

I confirmed Yu Da-hye.
Yu Da-hye is also looking at me and smiling.
Apparently, it seems that the two of them were tricked.