Get Me Pregnant!

Chapter 257

Get Me Pregnant!

Falsely accused.The death penalty.So I said.“The emperor is a fucking asshole, don’t live like that.”

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Chapter 257 – #256 the Identity of the Doll

Distant past. There was a time when many races fought over who would take over Middle Earth, where countless life forms resided.

Humanity, which was still weak, had to make a choice to survive in Middle-earth instead of raising a flag.

Elyos, demons, dragons, and giants.

Belonging to one of these four powerful races.

“Human. It is a great fortune to be subject to our Elyos clan. We will treat you like friends, and we will guarantee not only your safety but also a pain-free life. An ideal utopia.”

The Elyos’ proposal was quite appealing.

Not only does it not hurt, but it also guarantees safety… Isn’t this the same as eliminating human’s fundamental fear?

But there was a problem with that.

“It’s all good, but if I live according to their order, I feel suffocated and can’t live.”

“Honestly, so do I.”

The Elyos were too rational and clean to live like them.

If we lived bound by those rules, most people might not be able to tolerate their suppressed emotions and would commit suicide.

The humans rejected their offer.

Then the demon came.

“Hmph. Don’t listen to them, come to our demons. I’ll show you what happiness it is to live faithfully to your own desires. You’ve never really pursued your desires because you’ve been chased by a living, right? I’ll guarantee you that.”

It was quite an appetizing offer.

Out of primal instinct, many humans were seduced by the proposal and insisted on going to the demon camp. But this too was rejected.

“We humans have values ​​that must take precedence over pleasure. Family love, faith, etc. If we live in pursuit of pleasure, our species cannot survive. We will probably not be able to survive for a few years before we become extinct.”

Because it made enough sense, humanity ended up rejecting the demons’ offer.

Then this time the dragon came and spoke.

“Then how about coming to our dragon? If you come to us, we will preserve your thoughts and safety. We will also give you the strength to protect yourself. In return, you must offer gold and gems every month.”

Their proposal, the master of magic, seemed the best of the three.

They promised to teach them magic, the power they possessed, and also guaranteed a free life.

It was the most realistic yet ideal proposal.

But there was a problem there too. They were greedy. The amount of gold and silver treasures requested was so outrageous.

“What happens after everything you have runs out…”

It was as obvious as seeing fire. In this way, humanity rejected the dragons’ offer.

And finally, a giant appeared in front of them.

“Then come to us. Together with us, we will conquer Middle-earth and put everything under our feet.”

However, no one responded to the giant’s offer.

They considered all living things to be food, and humanity was no exception. They were just dismissed as livestock that could be eaten at any time.

“Whew. Then what on earth should I do?”

In the end, humanity is unable to make a choice and is anxious.

But something unexpected happened.

“Human. Won’t you make a contract with us?”

“If you want, I will teach you magic.”

As they fought among themselves, the four races realized that their respective forces were equal and came forward to actively seek to embrace humanity.

They deepened friendships by giving magic, contracts, and divine power, and on the contrary, secretly prepared strategies to weaken the opposing forces.

‘… I guess that’s what was created in the meantime.’

I turn my head and look at the space beyond the warehouse.

“Aslan! Why isn’t there an answer!”

Perez was approaching with his mouth sticking out and grunting.

In her hands was a doll named Lilith, said to be humanity’s three secret weapons.

According to the information Albert left behind, it was created by dragons for humanity to weaken the Elyos and Demons.

Thinking back to the battle earlier, the name was worth it.

Even the Duke of the Demon World, who is said to be one of the top five in the Demon World, could not subdue it.

“Aslan!”

“Yes. Did you call me?”

“Hey. You mean… Huh. No. Listen. I want to stick my dick into this guy, but as soon as I touch it, my dick disappears.”

“Is it okay to hold it with your hand?”

“Uh. When flesh touches like this, strangely enough, the spirit body materializes. But maybe because I made the dick at my own discretion, it just disappeared.”

Indeed… Was that roughly the reason why Perez was hit by this and thrown against the wall?

For some reason, I am very interested as a wizard.

“Anyway, what you’re saying is… I can’t enjoy it with your dick, so let’s enjoy it with mine?”

“That’s right! I really like Aslan because he’s quick-witted!”

“But I don’t think it would be fun.”

“Huh?”

Isn’t that right?

The doll named Lilith is definitely pretty. I don’t know who was in charge of the appearance, but not only the face but also the body… The aesthetic sense was quite excellent.

But that’s it.

What fun is there to have with a doll that can’t even communicate?

“Oh, no. I don’t think it would be fun. It’s a rock that doesn’t respond even when you hit it.”

“Wouldn’t it be nice to loosen the lethargy spell and enjoy it? I think it would be fun to jump up and down. The same goes for the tightness!”

“And then, the moment you click, everything flies away.”

When I think back to the power that had blown away Perez and me at the same time earlier, there was a risk that even if my wrist was grabbed, it would be ripped off.

It was absolutely the opposite of that happening.

“You can’t do that until you reset its combat system. Even if you want to, wait until then.”

All golems and dolls have a reset method.

There’s probably that too.

“Sheesh. There’s nothing we can do.”

“Whew. By the way, the problem is the problem.”

“Why?”

Perez sits down next to me and asks.

Instead of answering, I looked to one side. There were three corpses with their heads cut off. It belonged to the Elyos.

“I’m sure Eos sent me to have a good time with me… They turned the Reaper into something like that.”

If they know clearly that I am stealing their followers and still send envoys, then they have really made a lot of concessions.

But did you cut off the heads of all of his descendants?

“Ha. It ended up being like an unintentional declaration of war.”

“Keukeu. What’s wrong? I feel refreshed.”

“What the heck. You’re saying it’s none of your business. Have you forgotten that you and I are one body? If I’m screwed, you’re screwed too.”

Phew. What should I do?

Let’s meet in person and resolve any misunderstandings… We are under contract with Beres. There was a high possibility that it would confirm the misunderstanding rather than resolve it.

As I was making wrinkles on my forehead, Perez jumped up from his seat.

“What are you finding difficult? In times like that, it’s best to just pretend not to notice and get rid of it.”

Then, Perez took a shaky step. She approached the corpses of the Elyos and erected her cock.

“Hey. Are you really going to do it?”

“Uh. I can’t do that, so I’ll do my best with them. Even though it’s like this, my wish was to penetrate the asses of the Elyos!”

Then wouldn’t it be appropriate to say it’s disappointing?

No, putting that aside…

“Hey. Take some time (corpse rape)… I’ll make sure you eat properly later. Don’t do it.”

“Hmph. I need a reward right away. A reward for all my hard work!”

However, my partner, who had a fighting spirit, could not eat in the end.

“Ahh! It’s hot!”

Elyos and demons cannot form a relationship because they are of extreme nature.

Let alone ending the relationship, even holding hands would cause burns.

Before Beres met me and started eating her paladins and priests, she didn’t even think about picking on the Elyos’ anus.
However, there was no way my partner, who had already tasted that lineage, would give up like this. She approached me and her eyes sparkled.

“Aslan~”

“Is it okay? I don’t have a hobby of messing with corpses.”

Perez slumped her shoulders.

“Hmph. Then it’s completely out of the blue. Instead of doing that, think about it carefully.”

I did my best to ignore my co-worker who was whining next to me.

That’s interesting, by the way.

If it is an Elyos, it is a spirit body similar to a demon. The moment you die, you should disappear without a trace.

Sit on the doll and quietly look at every part of its body. There is a rune word engraved on it that I have never seen before. Interpretation was impossible.

Hmm…

“Let’s go out to Perez.”

“Aren’t you going to eat this?”

I go outside with my partner, who is stomping his feet as he sees the Elyos.

Then, I called Avantash, and in less than 5 seconds, a woman with blue hair came out of the air.

“Darling!”

“Oh, you’re here? You showed up so quickly?”

“Just in case, I recorded the coordinates here in advance when I took Naiad!”

Dark circles were visible under the eyes.

Wow… Even without looking at the situation in the house, I could immediately predict what would happen.

“Are the kids growing up well?”

“Don’t even talk to me. I’m already this tall. But I don’t listen. Ugh…”

Haha. It’s really hard.

Avantash shivered once and looked around.

“Darling. So what’s going on?”

“Ah. There’s something I want you to look at.”

I took her into her Albert storage room and showed her the dolls lying around on the floor.
Anyway, Avantash is an ancient dragon that lived in Middle-earth for nearly 6,000 years.

He must have known some information about this.

And indeed…

“Uh. This is…”

“Do you know what it is?”

Judging by the reaction, it seems like he knows.

Avantash’s eyes gradually grew bigger and soon began to sparkle.

Soon she raised her arms high in the air and screamed.

“This is it! Home Android D217!”

“Huh…?”

“It protects the house when you are away! It cleans, cooks, takes care of the children, and even plays with them! An all-purpose doll!”

Perez and I looked at each other.

Now we couldn’t understand what Avantash was talking about.

That’s humanity’s secret weapon… In other words, wasn’t it a battle doll? But suddenly why household?

Avantash rushed over and started stroking Lilith.

His humming song flowed from his mouth.

“Darling. Where did you get this? It’s a limited edition item with only 3 units produced, so it’s very difficult to obtain.”

That’s probably because it uses dragon hearts as an energy source.

I scratched my head and looked around.

“Do you see it here? I happened to find the warehouse owner’s treasure map. When I came back, it was there too.”

“So this is unowned?”

“Uh, um… Right?”

Avantash’s face brightened.

“Darling, give me this!”

“Huh?”

“If only I had this… I could get out of the horrible job of raising children! If I had just this one thing, I could easily take care of my child, Lee Baek, by myself?”

Ah… Is that so?

“But using something this dangerous to raise children is a bit…”

“It’s not dangerous at all! Darling, you didn’t register as a user for this, right?”

Then, Avantash started manipulating it. Then I removed the lethargy spell I had cast.

“Wait a minute. It’s dangerous if you remove it…”

Creak- Lilith tilts her head.

The mouth moves thoughtfully.

“Previous commands and sessions are being initialized. Completed. Please register a new user.”

Avantash, who tore off his index finger and bled, opened his doll’s mouth and let it drip out.
Her eyes sparkled with excitement in anticipation.

“Analyzing… Sorry. This model is tailored for humans. It cannot be used on dragons.”

“What? Are you kidding me? Make it available right now! You damn doll!”

Avantash, who had been happy like a child just a moment ago, suddenly lost his temper.

She slammed her doll down with both fists and lashed out.

“Sorry. This model is tailored for humans. It cannot be used on dragons.”

“What an idiot!”

The dream of parenting blown away in an instant.

However, no matter how tough the task was, Avantash did not give up.

Her eyes, which had been rolling around, suddenly moved to face me.

“That’s right! Darling! Darling, you can just register!”

“Me…? Is that okay?”

Just a moment ago, that thing was rushing in to kill me and Perez.

“Oh, don’t worry, just do it!”

I was led by the urging Avantash and tried to drip her blood.
The doll tilted for a while and then moved her mouth.

“I’m sorry. There are a lot of impure substances, so it’s hard to be considered human…”

But. It makes sense.

I signed a contract with Beres and became one with the demons. She also transcended humans by becoming a demi-god.
Now I can see that I am ambiguous as a human being.

However…

“You… Destroy it?”

Avantash growled lowly.

Did you feel that sincerity?

The doll, which was muttering and trying to explain why it couldn’t work, suddenly closed its mouth.

Avantash’s eyes were torn vertically.

“If I have to raise a child again today, you will die, and I will have to raise a child. You know what I mean, right?”

The doll tilted its head again.

It hesitated and then spoke.

“We have succeeded in removing the impurities! Please tell us your name.”

“Kale Cranberry.”

“Kale Cranberry. I have registered. My name is Lilith. I will do my best to assist the owner for his safety and prosperity in the future. Thank you for your support.”

“Kya! That’s right!”

Avantash cheered with joy.

The cave trembled once, and dust fell from the ceiling.

“It’s an escape from parenting!”

She hugged me and kissed my lips non-stop.

Her kisses didn’t stop until the Naiad came to get her.

Get Me Pregnant!

Falsely accused.The death penalty.So I said.“The emperor is a fucking asshole, don’t live like that.”

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