Chapter 15 – Episode 15 – My First Magic Is “A Curse That Causes Urinary Stones.”
* Episode 15 – My first magic is “The curse of forming urinary stones”
Before those female knights arrived.
It was a story from a very short time ago.
I woke up early in the morning and spent the time listening to reports of what I had ordered yesterday. I faced the people who came running in a panic when I heard that a new fishing merchant was being selected, and I studied the market price and listened to their opinions on how to respond to the construction to be carried out in the future.
There would never be another chance like this. They closed desperately. Thanks to this, I had a general idea of the logistics flow in this world, and the merchant who approached me faithfully promised to treat me accordingly. On the other hand, there was a guy who came to punish me for bribes, but I thought it was a typical story and didn’t think much of it.
However, no matter how many detailed questions are asked about the construction or repairs to be carried out from now on, those who do not receive an answer are out. He was kicked out immediately. Answering that you have to research again because there are too many products you handle, or being vague about quality, but the worst thing is not knowing the selling point of the product you are selling.
Thanks to you, I skipped lunch and am here.
If the conversation had gone a little more smoothly, we would have eaten and practiced…
Still, practicing magic was fun, so my hunger disappeared quickly. Countless wooden dolls are lined up on a large area reminiscent of a school playground, perfect for practicing magic. It was really fun because it reminded me of my school days, but it’s even more fun because there are cheerleaders here.
“Fighting♡ Fighting♡ Roman, fighting♡”
Haha~! You look like an empty-headed bitch. I’m so funny! Are you really telling me to fucking do this~!! Haha!!”
“Ahahahaha~♡ I’m glad you’re happy♡ Come on, fighting♡ Stupid Nigilia♡ I’ll cheer you on~♡”
Nijilia, of course, is cheering with piercings or jewelry on her her naked body her her her ~ ♡ her. However, her dark blue straight hair was tied on both sides in cute twin tails that did not suit her age. The string tying her hair is decorated with gold ornaments that resemble cocks ~ ♡ It looks like a stupid sow ♡
Thanks to this, her motivation her rose, and she fired the magic she had learned from Per Pena.
“Yes~!”
“It’s great♡ Roman♡”
The black bullet I shot turned black as soon as it touched the wooden doll. Although the destruction was not as spectacular as expected, this is also proof that the magic was successful. Although I’ve had success many times before, this is the first time I feel like it’s a complete product.
“What do you think, learning itself isn’t difficult?”
“It’s true. It feels strange because I can use it like my hands and feet. What should I say about this? Is it as difficult as learning how to use chopsticks again?”
“Haha~! I’ve touched so many parts of my body over the past 5 years that I’ve been asleep, but there’s no way I’m missing this part! I’ve completely installed the language and my aptitude for magic is limited to curses, so it’s the best in the world, so I’ll learn it in no time~!”
“It’s really fun to think you’re talented and learn something. When a stupid cheerleader cheers you on and a mentor laughs by your side, your self-esteem that wasn’t there before starts to overflow, right?”
“Hehe, I’m glad you enjoyed it! How about the hesitation I taught you? It’s perfect for first-time learning and I think the strength is just right~!”
“It’s a cheat. It’s a cheat. It’s versatile and I wonder if it’s too dangerous for people.”
“But the wooden doll wasn’t destroyed?”
“The moment I shoot it, I get the feeling that it works with people, but I’m not sure about it with wooden dolls. First of all, as Perpena said, I thought of it as “The most painful thing I could think of.”
“I don’t know what kind of delusion or curse it contained, but the curse itself seems to have been activated… Was the reason it wasn’t destroyed because it lacked imagination? You said it would be more efficient to record what happened first-hand.”
“I did it. I also did it very rigorously.”
“Hmm… I guess it’s because it’s a doll?”
“Perpena, have you ever used a curse on a wooden doll?”
“This body has always been human, so this is my first time experiencing something like this. After all, wouldn’t it be more efficient to conduct the benefactor’s magic experiments with humans?”
Lady Perpena said that and she leisurely shrugged her shoulders.
But since we’re testing on humans, who should we target?
… A death row inmate?
While I was looking at him with a questioning look, Nijilaa suddenly started screaming.
“Ah, Sigrid~♡ Yeah~♡ Fighting, fighting~♡ Cheer up~♡”
A group of female knights approaching from afar.
The silver-haired female leader in the center is glaring sharply at me.
“There’s a good target. Right there.”
“For some reason, he was talking about people.”
Nizilia this time struck her fighting pose towards the woman she called Sigrid. They seemed to be slightly mocking, as if they knew it was their turn to try harder from now on. On the other hand, the female knights did not take their hands off their blades as they approached.
Especially that bitch, the two-handed ax that Sigrid is holding is scary.
“If you think about it now, it’s a very strange thing, isn’t it?”
“What do you mean?”
“Even though the head of the house is an idiot and an asshole who has a knack for sexual harassment, how could a knight rebel against him, even in broad daylight, within the territory? No matter how much I think about it, I can’t help but think that someone is pushing his back.”
“It’s that kind of story.”
“The justification is that since the knight betrayed and beat us up, we can legally beat him back. Plus, all of them are beautiful? It’s very expedient. Is the fact that most of them, including Sigrid, have silver hair, aimed at my taste?”
“If I had white hair, my character and Servilia’s would overlap, so I guess I had to compromise… Please forgive me for the sparse blonde hair. No matter how much I did, it would have been difficult to make all of the knights silver.”
“It’s almost too much. It’s a dessert that blondes with big tits also really like.”
“Then that’s a good thing. Now, look, in the center… The bitch just called Sigrid is the leader. She has an eccentric personality, so she bit her master once before and was almost executed. Nigilia helped her and saved her life. Since then, I have been supporting that rag.”
“Why did you ask?”
“He did something similar to the original version of the benefactor. He couldn’t help but drool over such a beautiful female knight as his subordinate. After all these twists and turns, he transferred to the Cornelia family, but there was also an idiot named Roman here…”
“Wow, that makes me want to take Nigeria’s side.”
“In that sense, it’s man-hating, both good and bad. Although he says he’s loyal, his true intentions are probably in love with Nigilia.”
Are you a lesbian?
I’m good.
I also really like things like “I’m a lesbian who really likes the same sex, but I can’t beat dick.”
While I was looking forward to seeing how to cook that, the other side approached and Nizilia also stood behind me.
“──Roman Cornelius!! This is Sigrid, leader of the Valkyria Knights! I want to talk to you!”
“… Valkyria?”
“Since that day, they have been calling themselves… “
“Aha.”
While thinking about how to respond, I turned to Sigrid. Of course, Nisilia is holding my cock as if she loves it. Thanks to this, the faces of all the female knights turned red, and Sigrid’s face was especially worth seeing.
“Ugh… ?! You, Zilia, you… !”
“Yes~♡ It’s been a really long time. But what business do you have here? I’m sure the knights should have been placed on probation, but you came all the way here… “
“What’s your business? Are you asking because you really don’t know!”
“Yes? Yes… But what?”
“Who on earth listens to orders like that? The Order is in chaos right now!”
“Eh… But you sent me a probation order with my name stamped on it? I heard that Perpena delivered it… I wrote my name in case you might feel uncomfortable, but it would still be a bit difficult for me to not listen to the order. … “
“It’s Roman’s order! Rather, what is that?!”
“Ah, doesn’t it look good? Of course, the twin tails of an older woman are unreasonable?! Roman said you like it~!!”
“No, because it suits me. It’s so funny that I feel like I’m going to rip it off. That’s why I keep doing it.”
“Aha~♡ I’m glad that’s true~! Really, Sigrid is so amazing!! You can surprise people~!”
“Nizilia… What on earth is that… “
To do her duty, she gently wrapped her twin tails around my cock and hid her face with her cheek against my balls. She completely ignored Sigrid as she made a sound like she was sniffing my cock and she was smelling my cock.
“Didn’t you hear the story? My stepmother was the murderer who killed Marcus’s father. She admitted it herself. Afterwards, in order to save her life, she was reduced to a pedestal for my dick and practically treated as a sex slave. I’m sure the Knights knew about it, right?”
“Don’t insult Nisilia! From the very beginning, it was said that you were a fake!!”
“You’re the one who chooses the most rude language. I’m Roman Cornelius. I’m the head of this family and your employer. Isn’t it chivalrous to lower your voice and take a corresponding stance?”
“Don’t you dare speak of chivalry! Free Nisilia-sama right now! I will prove Nisilia-sama ‘s her innocence her her her in front of King Remerus at the next banquet!!”
“That old man who coveted Nisilia so much… Whether it’s real or fake, if Nisilia points at me, that’s the end of the game. If I did something like that when my reputation hasn’t recovered yet, my head and centripetal force will be blown away. Such a foolish thing. There is no way I would allow it.”
I grabbed the cock with her hair tangled in it and gently placed it on Nizilia’s cheek her.
“Oh he~?”
Tuktuktuk♡ Tuktuktuk♡
Slap your cheek with your dick~♡
“Kyaha, kyak, aang♡ Ehehehehe♡ Ehehe, really, Roman, you too~♡ Is Nisilia’s cheek worth slapping~♡”
“It feels so soft. Are you applying oil at least?”
“Yes, I’m working hard on my skin care♡ Please continue to use Nisilia’s cheek prick~♡”
“Right, right, right~♡”
“Kyaa♡ Kyahaah~♡ Kyah♡ aaaaa♡ Ahaha♡ Kyah~♡”
Of course Nisilia was happy. A vulgar body that can feel pleasure on her her her her pickled skin her her unless you hit her with a stick stuck in her buttocks her her. I’ve been feeling anxious lately, so I feel relieved every time I hit my cheek with a dick.
“I can’t stop eeeee!!!”
“Oh my.”
As a reward for showing me her her her good side her her her, her her two-handed ax her her her came flying.
Nizilia is there, so it didn’t hit her directly, but it stopped right in front of her nose, but she’s a really messy bitch.
“Lee, Yi, really, and no endless dogs ~?
“… You’re talking nonsense, but what do you think?”
“I’m a former prostitute~♡ When I was at my lowest point, I did worse things than this~♡”
Really?
This is my first time hearing that.
“Is this a story from when I was very young? When I was not yet used to being a dancer, I once broke a very expensive jar… The nobleman’s eyes went blank and my head was hit hard as punishment… At that time, I cried for days. … Hehe… Hehe… Hehe… “
“… That’s a bit much.”
It was a story where the darkness was so deep that I suddenly came back to my senses.
“So, I think Roman is a man worth serving~♡ He’s dependable as a man♡ He treats a female like me very well♡ I’m really looking forward to the day when I get my pussy pierced as a reward~♡ Huhuhu♡ “
Then, I fell into lust again and buried my face in my balls, hiding my face.
“Whoop… Whoop… Shoo whoop~♡”
My snort and breath felt surprisingly good.
I was already sweating a lot because my balls were as big as a horse’s dick…
Could this make it a habit to put steam in my balls?
“Nizilia… “
“Really, how did that happen… “
“Uuuuu~!”
Meanwhile, the other side looked sadly at my dick stand. Sigrid’s face was so pale that it was turning blue, but it soon turned bright red.
“They say Nisilia is like that, so what are you going to do? I won’t take any action now, so just step back. It’s not like anything will happen if you step forward now.”
“You must have done it all… !”
“What else?”
“There’s no way a person can change like that in just one day! The same goes for you! Don’t feel sorry for Nigilia, but if you really feel sorry for her, come to your senses!! Can a person change that much in such a short period of time?! No!”〈 Br〉
“Well, that’s right?!”
“Suddenly, the person turned crazy! Just looking at it made me feel like it was not normal!”
“No matter how dark his past was, Roman was fine before you came! That’s true!”
“As expected, you forced me to speak?! Nisilia-sama couldn’t have killed Marcus!!”
“I won’t take your life now! Bring Nigeria back to normal right now!”
“Perpena, same goes for you!”
“Maid leader! Please listen to us! You’re not that kind of woman!”
“You were a colleague who gossiped about Roman behind his back, right?!”
Gyaa gyaa is screaming and giving a final warning. In this situation, let’s say you grab Nigilia by her hair and ask her, “You killed her?” Then, to please me, my sow will say, “Yes, I killed it~♡.” Still, they will ask and answer the same question whether Nisilia says that or not.
“Everything is as planned. Although the numbers are a bit short, most of the instigators have arrived.”
“Is that so?”
Even though it happened like this, I wasn’t nervous.
It must have been a story told by Perpena, because as soon as I took a step back, she came straight to the stage.
“──The rightful head of the Cornelius family is Roman. The act you are talking about was never intentional, and Nisilia is clearly a murderer. Also, it is true that I was close to you all at one time, but I cannot stand by you now that things have come to this.”〈 Br〉
But I still can’t get used to that way of speaking〈Maid leader mode〉…
“Perpena!!”
“Even you?!”
“Even though they were knights, they were madmen who forgot their duties and showed their teeth at the head of the family. It may be nothing more than verbal abuse, but if you pulled out a sword, you would be punished accordingly. Especially Sigrid , you killed a lord who served another family and committed a crime there as well. Now, do you know that because of you, other people’s sins also become heavier?”
“The resolution is over! I will suffer as much stigma as I can for Nisilia-sama!”
“It’s not a stigma. Resolution is useless. That’s because it’s shameful for you to get into trouble. I will completely destroy other members who are not here so that they will never have foolish thoughts again.”
He threatened me and then stepped back behind me.
Is this the flow I need to deal with?
“Because it wouldn’t be an example for the benefactor to not deal with it. After dealing with those females, I plan to use it as a stepping stone to restore your reputation by inflating the incident and spreading rumors.”
“Can we win?”
“I’ll take care of the defense, so use them as a test bench. It’s something I learned after a long time. Isn’t it fun not to shoot at people?”
If Perpena is in charge of defense, it is virtually a guaranteed victory.
They must have sensed the tense atmosphere over there as well, and suddenly a guy comes out…
Just right.
The first test bench is you.
“Hey!! The ruthless person who touched Nigeria! Be prepared!”
“First, I will take the initiative—─”
A female knight flew in with her sword held high. Perpena raises the blade of her hand to block it.
But I stretched out my index finger thinking that if I had that form, I could match it.
“Tang.”
The black bullet fired by holding her finger like a gun pierced the female knight.
“Oh? Ugh, ah, ahhhhh—Kuhhohigihihiiiiik?!!!”
It was a hit, and it fell without fail.
A sow with its head stuck on the floor, screaming and clutching its crotch instead of its head.
“It’s a joke, it’s a joke, it’s a joke! It’s a joke, it’s a joke, ah#@%@&^*%!!! #@^&&&*%^*!!!”
From the beginning, rather than screaming, he began to scream and vomit foam.
I did it, but it’s disgusting and pitiful.
“””…”””
“Ah… “
Thanks to this, the atmosphere became colder.
“…Benefactor?”
“I’m sorry. I thought I could hit that one, so I thought without thinking… “
“That’s not the problem. What did you just shoot? It’s a lot different from the curses I know~?”
“Eh… So, you said earlier that it is “The most painful thing you can think of.” You also said that “Experienced it yourself” Is the most effective if possible.”
“I thought so?”
“So I shot it.”
“… What?”
“──「It’s a curse that causes urinary stones if you get hit.」
“… “
“… Perpena?”
“Hi… Hieeeeeh… ?!”
Oh, it doesn’t work as expected?
I never would have thought that Perpena would look tired.
Well, the first time I got caught, I couldn’t wait for the floor, so even after calling 119, I couldn’t move with the top of my head on the floor.
It is also one of the worst pains of my life.
“It’s really only in this direction that humans do things that deviate from common sense! I was really surprised!”
“Crack, tick, tick… !! Crackle… !!!”
“Hey, look at this… Isn’t Nisilia playing castanets with her teeth with her face buried in his balls her her her?! Ohhhhh~! Right, right, right, right! Rest assured, no matter how much of a benefactor he is, he won’t shoot something like that at you! That’s right! Right~! Right~!”
“Huh… Huh… Huh… Huh… ?!”
Perpena consoled Nigilia and I looked down at her in despair.
For some reason, the female knights are also looking this way, as if their spirits have waned.
“Well, you were planning on playing a round, right? Don’t worry about this and come out quickly next time.”
“””Heehee~?!”””
When I held out my index finger, everyone screamed.
The one who attacked was from over there, but it felt as if I had attacked him.